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yeehaw - by Unknown
1:You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!
2:<player> bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*

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cyberwuv - by Dashiell
1:Hey! BritneySpears14 is on again! Time for some cyberwuvving!
2:<player>BNJA types: "I put on my robe and wizard hat."
3:You cast Lvl.3 Eroticism on <target> and <he/she> turns into a beautiful woman!
4:<player> casts Lvl.3 Eroticism and turns <target> into a beautiful woman!
5:<player>'s Cybering is getting ... Whoosh! You turn into a beautiful woman!
6:You irritate everyone with your prattling about magic.
7:<player> wastes no spells as he casts Lvl.8 Cock of the Infinite and logs off.
cumbubble - by Xyzzy
1:You have an unshakeable feeling that something's stuck to one of your ass-hairs.
2:Why is <player> shaking <his/her> ass around like that... and what's that stuck to <his/her> ass-hair???
3:You tell <target>, 'The best part of you is still a cumbubble on one of your mom's ass-hairs.'
4:<player> tells <target>, 'The best part of you is still a cumbubble on one of your mom's ass-hairs.'
5:<player> tells you, 'The best part of you is still a cumbubble on one of your mom's ass-hairs.'
6:Maybe you could invest in a self-improvement course or two???
7:<player> seems to think that <his/her> best traits are still a cumbubble one of <his/her> mom's ass-hairs... You can't help but agree.
cullensex - by Obyron
1:Oh, laws yes!
2:<player> exclaims, "Oh, laws yes!"
3:You explain to <target> that M-O-O-N spells buttsex.
4:<player> explains to <target> that M-O-O-N spells buttsex. Even <player> Cullen knows that!
5:<player> tells you, "M-O-O-N. That spells buttsex. Even <player> Cullen knows that!"
6:You sit in a corner murmuring about the Dark Man in your dreams.
7:You hear whimpering. Apparently the Dark Man came to <player> in his dreams and tried to M-O-O-N him.
csearch - by Citron
1:You snap on your latex gloves, ready to search some cavities.
2:<player> snaps on a pair of latex gloves and heads for you....RUN!!!
3:You briskly begin searching <target>'s body cavities...with no KY.
4:<player> is busily searching <target>'s cavities...and <he/she>'s up almost to the elbow! Pray you're not next...
5:<player> is searching your body cavities! What's <he/she> using, a baseball bat?
6:You begin exploring your own body cavities with your nightstick....
7:<player> is doing things with <his/her> nightstick that no normal person should have to witness...
crazyfrog - by Citron
1:You sing, "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
2:<player> sings, "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
3:You sing the Crazy Frog song to <target> - "Bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
4:<player> sings the Crazy Frog song to <target> - "Bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
5:<player> sings to you - "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
6:You sing, "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
7:<player> is singing the Crazy Frog song..."Bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"

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