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A Random Social To Learn

frag - by Unknown
1:You pull out your Rocket Launcher and look for someone to frag.
2:Uhuo... better get away, <player> has got a rocket launcher!
3:You raise your Rocket launcher up at <target> and... *GIB*
4:You hear a scream and <player> grins as you're hit in the head by one of <target>'s body parts!
5:You try to run away but it's too late! You have been Gibbed by <player>.
6:You aim your Rocket Launcher at the ground in a attempt to rocket jump... You should of had more health!
7:You watch as <player> trys to rocket jump...Guess <he/she> shud of picked up a health pack!

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splodypants - by Una
1:You practice the Five Point Exploding Pants Technique on yourself & make a terrible mess.
2:You live in fear of <player>'s Five Point Exploding Pants Technique.
3:You shudder as you blow a wad of hot goo in <target>'s face.
4:You gasp as you see <player> practice the Five Point Exploding Pants Technique, <target> wears the results on <his/her> face.
5:You are sprayed with hot goo as <player> finishes the Five Point Exploding Pants Technique
6:You look around for someone to practice the Five Point Exploding Pants Technique on.
7:Whip out a raincoat <player>'s got explosive goo in <his/her> pants.
bjob - by Unknown
1:You spread your knees and unzip, in gracious invitation.
2:<player> spreads <his/her> knees and unzips <his/her> pants, gesturing to a spot beneath <his/her> desk.
3:You drop to your knees and swallow <target>'s cock, sucking for all you're worth.
4:<player> drops to <his/her> knees and swallows <target>'s cock, sucking enthusiastically. And just think, you're watching for free!
5:<player> drops to <his/her> knees under your desk and swallows your cock, sucking enthusiastically. Wooooooooooooooooooohoo!
6:You twist and contort and reach with your lips... Made it! Ahhh, you are your own best friend!
7:<player> twists and contorts and gives <him/her>self a fantastic blowjob! You're jealous.
womble - by Aeson
1:You womble around happily, like a fluffy, cuddly womble.
2:<player> wombles around, like a fluffy, cuddly womble.
3:You womble around <target> with a hey nonny nonny.
4:<player> wombles around <target> happily!
5:<player> wombles around you! Aww, so cuddly!
6:You try to womble around yourself... wait, how does that work?
7:<player> falls over spectacularly, trying to womble around <him/her>self.
triviabag - by Chuft
1:You go to sleep in your two trivia sleeping bags.
2:<player> goes to sleep in <his/her> two trivia sleeping bags.
3:You tell <target> that <he/she> should buy another trivia sleeping bag for extra regeneration!
4:<player> tells <target> that <he/she> should buy another trivia sleeping bag for extra regeneration!
5:<player> tells you that you should buy another trivia sleeping bag for extra regeneration!
6:You swear loudly as you realise that two trivia sleeping bags don't give extra regeneration.
7:<player> swears loudly as <he/she> realises that two trivia sleeping bags don't give extra regeneration.
tormentpet - by Tsubaki
1:"Mine, mine, mine," you purr as you hug your pet.
2:<player> claims <his/her> pet in front of everyone.
3:You pounce on <target>, covering <his/her> face in kisses.
4:Blushing adorably, <target> tries to fend off <player>'s enthusiastic greeting.
5:You can feel your cheeks warming as <player> insists on continuing with <his/her> torrent of kisses.
6:An evil glint in your eye, you think up cruel and unusual punishments.
7:<player> wonders how to torment <his/her> pet.

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