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IWuvAard: Display Socials

1743 applicable socials found.

0wn - by Unknown
1:You yen to edify the hoi polloi with the fruits of your phr3@x0r!ing.
2:<player> compasses the terminus of <his/her> monograph "A Treatise vis-a-vis Ha><0r!ng".
3:A hax0r deed of conveyance manifests j00r 0wn@nc3 of <target>.
4:<player> forthwith imparts the construct of <his/her> l33t 0wn3rsh!p of <target>.
5:<player> henceforward adjudges <his/her> 0wnship ofst j00, knavish d00d!
6:But dfi on i dont unerstand,. . tti it doesnt taste like a cube!f huh
7:Chucky!!Why did you let <player> inside your elbow again?;? Crazy hobblegobbler!
1984 - by Unknown
1:You prepare to defend this mud against those wretched people.
2:<player> gets out a gun, and stands guard against those wretched people.
3:You watch <target>'s every move from behind the wall.
4:<player> seems to be spying on <target>.
5:You feel as if you are being watched through the picture of <player> on the wall.
6:You are definitely a bit paranoid.
7:<player> seems to be watching <him/her>self *very* intently.
256colorwuv - by Oladon
1:Yay for COLORSES!!!
2:<player> makes hundreds of magical colors with a wave of <his/her> hands.
3:Ain't they bee-yoo-tee-ful???
4:<player> asks <target> if dey haz a reel client.
5:<player> wants to know whether yoo wuvs 256 colors.
6:We wuvs them my precious... won't let them steal them, no!
7:<player> rocks back and forth while muttering about thieves and colors.
69 - by Madrox
1:Oh how nice it would be to get some hot dual oral action eh?
2:<player> is daydreaming about hot dual oral action...What, again?!?!
3:You bury your face into <target>'s naughty spot. <he/she> quickly returns the favor, Mmmmm!
4:<player> and <target> are all entwined. OMG they're 69ing!!!!
5:<player> buries <his/her> face into your naughty spot. You hurry and return the favor, Mmmmm!
6:What?!?! You aren't a folding chair, stop trying already before you put an eye out!
7:<player> tries to be a folding chair, wait did <he/she> just remove a rib?!?! Freaking sick!
8fail - by Xadyen and Stutz
1:You missed the shift key. Do you even have one?
2:<player> just totally 8failed.
3:You 8fail <him/her>. That wasn't very nice!
4:<player> just totally 8failed <target>. Do they even have a shift key?
5:You were just 8failed by <player>. Don't let them get away with that!
6:Like a lemming off a cliff, you 8failed yourself. Nice one.
7:<player> turns out to be a lemming and 8fails <him/her>self. Loser.
aardhood - by Unknown
3:You welcome <target> to the AardFamily!
4:<player> welcomes <target> to the AardFamily!
5:<player> welcomes you to the AardFamily!
aardporn - by Citron
1:Aardporn: Where the men are men, and so are the women!
2:<player> offers to show you some Aardporn.
3:You show off your collection of Aardporn to <target>!
4:<player> is showing pictures of fat, nude men and chicks with dicks to <target>.
5:<player> whips out a picture of a fat dude in a thong..you stagger away retching.
6:You pull out your collection of Aardporn and drool over the "women".
7:<player> drools over nude pictures of artificially enhanced photos...looks like chicks with dicks!
aardstud - by Unknown
1:You strut around like the Aardwolf Stud you are.
2:<player> walks about thinking <he/she>'s such a big stud. Snicker. How pathetic.
3:You crack onto <target> trying to impress <him/her> with your fantastic amount of levels, and cool aardgear restrings.
4:<player> is trying to seduce <target>. God <he/she>'s pathetic.
5:<player> is trying to flirt with you in such a macho way. Yuck. How disgusting.
6:You look into the mirror and say, "How you doin' baby, You, wanna come back to my manor?"
7:<player> is muttering into a mirror again. Must be working on <his/her> 'amazing' seduction skills.
aargh - by Unknown
1:AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
2:<player> throws back <his/her> head and howls in profound frustration!
3:You scream your frustration and grab for <his/her> throat with both hands!
4:<player> howls in frustration, and leaps for <target>, trying to throttle <him/her>!
5:<player> grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!
6:You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!
7:<player> screams in frustration at <his/her> own stupidity!
abuse - by Unknown
1:You glance around looking for someone to abuse.
2:Look out, <player> is in an abusive mood again.
3:You relentlessly abuse <target> until <he/she> breaks down sobbing.
4:You feel sorry for <target> as <player> horribly abuses <him/her>.
5:You sniff sadly as you take the brunt of <player>'s abuse.
6:Abuse yourself? Why not.
7:Quick! Call a shrink! <player> is tryin to abuse <him/her>self.
abyss - by Unknown
1:Welcome to darkness.
2:<player> is slowly enveloped by a swirling vortex of darkness.
3:Tall, dark and deadly, you lock your intense gaze on <target>.
4:The moon fades and the shadow of <player> drifts towards <target>.
5:<player> looks at you, whispers, and surrounds you both in blackness.
6:Peace and solace...freedom.
7:<player> lifts <his/her> head to the sky and soars upwards on ebon wings.
academy - by Lasher
1:You send everyone back to the academy.
2:<player> sends you all back to the academy.
3:You send <target> back to the academy.
4:<player> sends <target> back to the academy.
5:<player> sends you back to the academy.
6:You send yourself back to the academy.
7:<player> wonders if <he/she> should send <him/her>self back to the academy.
accuse - by Unknown
1:Accuse who??
2:<player> is in an accusing mood.
3:You look accusingly at <him/her>.
4:<player> looks accusingly at <target>.
5:<player> looks accusingly at you.
6:You accuse yourself.
7:<player> seems to have a bad conscience.
acheer - by Azarian Arista
1:You put on your Academy cheerleading uniform and break out the pompoms.
2:<player> puts on <his/her> Academy cheerleading uniform and breaks out the pompoms.
3:You grab your pompoms and cheer <target's> graduation!
4:<player> grabs <his/her> pompoms and cheers <target's> graduation! Maybe you should cheer too.
5:<player> grabs the pompoms and enthusiastically cheers your graduation.
6:2,4,6,8! You think everyone should graduate!
7:2,4,6,8! <player> thinks everyone should graduate!
ack - by Unknown
1:You ack!
2:<player> acks!
3:You ack at <target>!
4:<player> acks at <target>!
5:<player> acks at you!
6:You ack at yourself. Another great idea!
7:<player> acks at <him/her>self. Probably another great idea!
addict - by Unknown
1:You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm <player>, and I'm a mud addict.'
2:<player> stands and says, 'Hi, I'm <player>, and I'm a mud addict.'
3:You tell <him/her> that you are addicted to <his/her> love.
4:<player> tells <target> that <he/she> is addicted to <his/her> love.
5:<player> tells you that <he/she> is addicted to your love.
6:You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm <player>, and I'm a mud addict.'
7:<player> stands and says, 'Hi, I'm <player>, and I'm a mud addict.'
adjust - by Unknown
1:You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."
2:<player> looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" <him/her>self...
adore - by Unknown
1:You do something completely unrelated to adoration.
2:<player> arrives atop a flaming, golden chariot, escorted by ranks of exaltant angels!
3:You express your tremendous adoration for <target>.
4:Egragolgiggitygad! It seems that <player> absolutely adores <target>!
5:It appears that <player> completely adores you!
6:Kr'pakh-lik'chuk! Adore yeself ye doth, Hans Leo Hassler!
7:It would seem that <player> simply adores <him/her>self!
adsquirrel - by Unknown
1:You do the amazing squirrel dance of anti-death!
2:Run! <player> is doing... wait, that's not the dance of death, that's anti-death!
3:You bring <target> back to life with the squirrel dance of anti-death.
4:<player> does a squirrel dance, and <target> revives, slowly.
5:<player>'s squirrel dance of anti-death has brought you back to life!
6:You don't realize that anti-death isn't life, do you?
7:<player> apparently wants the squirrel dance of anti-death done on <him/her>. But <he/she>'s alive!
afkchk - by Unknown
1:You check to make sure everyone is not afk.
2:<player> checks to make sure everyone in the room isn't afk.
3:You wave your hand in front of <target>'s glazed eyes.
4:<player> waves <his/her> hand in front of <target>'s eyes to check and see if <he/she>'s afk.
5:<player> waves <his/her> hand in front of your eyes, wondering if you are afk.
6:You assure yourself you aren't afk.
7:<player> lets everyone know that <he/she> KNOWS <he/she> isn't afk.
aft - by Unknown
1:You think that it's about fucking time!
2:<player> thinks that it's about fucking time!
3:You tell <target> that it's about fucking time!
4:<player> tells <target> that it's about fucking time!
5:<player> tells you that it's about fucking time!
6:You tell yourself that it's about fucking time!
7:<player> tells <him/her>self that it's about fucking time!
afw - by Unknown
1:You let everyone know you are away from this window.
2:<player> is away from this window and will be back soon. (hopefully)
3:You tell <target> that you are away from this window.
4:<player> tells someone <he/she> is away from this window.
5:<player> lets you know <he/she> is away from this window.
6:Apparently you aren't AFW if you can see this.
7:<player> is back in this window. Let the spam commence.
again - by Unknown
1:You think, "Not again!"
2:<player> hits <his/her> head on a tree and cries, "Not AGAIN!?"
3:You beg <target> to do it again! You must have enjoyed the first time.
4:<player> looks at <target> and says, "Thank you, may I have another?"
5:<player> begs you for a repeat performance. Do it again!
6:You make a mental note to do that again.
7:<player> makes a mental note to do what <he/she> just did more often!
agent - by Unknown
1:Damnit! They got away again!
2:Agent <player> roars in frustation.
3:You tear through walls to get to <target>.
4:Tearing through walls, Agent <player> finally catches <target>.
5:You look behind you, and oh no! Agent <player> is upon you!
6:Me, me, me. Me, too.
7:Agent <player> attempts to re-duplicate <him/her>self.
agree - by Unknown
1:You sure are agreeable today.
2:<player> agrees with you.
3:Exactly.
4:<player> is agreeing with that <target> person again...
5:<player> seems to think you have the right idea.
6:When are the voices in your head ever wrong?
7:<player> agrees with the voices in <his/her> head again.
ahem - by Unknown
1:You clear your throat loudly and look slowly around.
2:<player> clears <his/her> throat loudly and looks around.
3:You cock an eyebrow at <target> and clear your throat.
4:<player> cocks an eyebrow at <target> and clears <his/her> throat.
5:<player> cocks an eyebrow at you and clears <his/her> throat.
6:You quickly clear your throat and glance around nervously.
7:<player> suddenly clears <his/her> throat and glances around nervously.
ahhshocks - by Unknown
1:YOU ARE PERFECTED.
2:A winner is <player>!
3:You! <target>! Eat you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!
4:Thank you <target>! Turn switch off in this state of <player>!
5:How weak you are! <player> might kill you as well as "Tofu" with <his/her> sword!
6:I AM ERROR.
7:WARNING: DESTROY <player>. SURELY REVIVE <player>.
air - by Unknown
1:You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.
2:<player> air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!
3:You hope <he/she> appreciates your (total lack of) talent.
4:<player> is surrounded by air groupies.
5:<player> plays a most excellent tune for you on <his/her> most excellent air guitar.
6:You play softly to yourself.
airlock - by Rezit Vaun
1:"SO SAY WE ALL!" "JUMP!" OMG you could be the Cylon hybrid!
2:<player> flies around in <his/her> Viper, searching for toasters.
3:A circle of your peers proclaims <target> a Cylon and throws <him/her> through the airlock.
4:<player> bands together with his peers and they throw <him/her> through the nearest airlock.
5:<player> thinks you're a fracking skinjob and pushes you into the airlock. WOOSH!!
6:You feel the music from within your surroundings. Could you be a Cylon?
7:No fracking way! Could <player> truly be a Cylon? FRACK NO!
akick - by Unknown
1:You feel that someone deserves a kick in the A*S, but you don't know quite who yet.
2:<player> thinks someone in this room deserves a kick in the A*S.
3:You boot <target> in the A*S.
4:<target> rubs <his/her> sore A*S, because <player> just kicked it!
5:Ow! <player> boots you in the A*S, hard, with a steel toe boot!
6:What do you do for an encore?
7:<player> must be some freak of nature, <he/she> sucessfully booted <him/her>self in the A*S!
allyourbase - by Unknown
1:In A.D. 2101 War was beginning.
2:[<player>]: All your base are belong to us.
3:<target> set up us the bomb.
4:All <target> base are belong to <player>.
5:All your base are belong to <player>.
6:Main screen turn on.
7:[<player>]: How are you gentlemen!!
alot - by Semoene
1:Barely clinging to life, you are forced to chant an ancient Arcane spell.
2:You beg for mercy as <target deity> forces you to summon Alot of <player>s.
3:Your fiery gaze turns toward <target>, angering Alot of <player deity>s.
4:Time seemingly stops as <player> conjures Alot of <target>s.
5:Run for your life! Alot of <player>s is charging towards you!!
6:May <player deity> have mercy on your festering soul.
7:You hear a loud, agonizing wail as <player> polymorphs into Alot of You!
ameow - by Unknown
1:You meow angrily at everyone.
2:<player> meows angrily at everyone. Behave!
3:You meow angrily at <target>.
4:<player> meows angrily at <target>, sounding just like an upset kitten.
5:<player> meows angrily at you like an upset kitten. Behave!
6:You meow angrily at that moving thing for twitching and try to teach it a lesson.
7:<player> is chasing <his/her> own tail again while meowing angrily. Silly kitten.
amoose - by CuChulainn
1:>>>-You release the MOOSE of Imperium on the infidels of the World->
2:>>>-You shudder in fear as <player>'s MOOSE runs past you on a suicide mission->
3:>>>-You release a hundred thousand possessed MOOSE on the silly infidel <target>->
4:>>>-<player> releases a countless number of rabid and possessed MOOSE on the eejit <target>, BRILLIANT!->
5:>>>-<player> sends what appears to be the freakiest bunch of rabid MOOSE towards you, murder is in their eyes.->
6:>>>-SMEG! you've just set your own murder hungry MOOSE on yourself, SMEG->
7:>>>-<player> must be drunk again as <he/she> seems to be releasing the insane herd of MOOSE on <him/her>self. You hear <his/her> cries of "SMEG"->
amuse - by Unknown
1:Whom shall you choose for your amusement?
2:<player> is looking for someone to amuse <him/her>. Crap, <he/she> is looking your way.
3:You command <target> to amuse you. Chop-Chop!
4:<player> snaps <his/her> fingers and <target> comes running....nice trick.
5:<player> points in your direction and commands you to amuse <him/her>. NOW!
6:Thinking evil thoughts, you amuse yourself for a short time.
7:<player> seems to be lost in <his/her> own amusing thoughts.
analbypass - by Xyzzy
1:You eye the crowd carefully, looking for a suitable subject for an experimental anal bypass.
2:<player> is scrutinizing the crowd carefully, looking for a suitable subject for experimental anal bypass surgery.
3:You deftly bypass <target>'s anus and connect <his/her> intestines directly to <his/her> mouth. That'll help <him/her> talk some shit.
4:<player> has just bypassed <target>'s anus and connected <his/her> intestines directly to <his/her> mouth. Now <target> can REALLY talk some shit.
5:<player> helps you improve your conversational skills by bypassing your anus and connecting your intestines directly to your mouth.
6:AT LAST! Talking shit was never easier!
7:<player> has just bypassed <his/her> anus and connected <his/her> intestines to <his/her> mouth. As if <he/she> didn't talk enough shit already.
analleaking - by Xyzzy
1:You suddenly feel very insecure, worrying about anal leaking after that last bag of olean-laced chips.
2:<player> is looking VERY insecure all of a sudden... I wonder if <he/she>'s experiencing anal leaking?!?
3:<target> looks suspiciously insecure about something. Maybe it's a sudden worry over anal leaking!
4:<player> is pointing at <target>'s ASS and giggling... Either <target>'s been a victim of a recent DITP, or <he/she>'s experiencing some anal leaking!
5:<player> tried to WARN you about those olean-laced chips... NOW you have a sudden fit of worrying about anal leaking!
6:OH NO!!! You KNEW better than to get into that bag of olean-laced chips.
7:<player> is running around in circles trying to look at <his/her> own ASS! Looks like a case of sudden-onset anal leaking!
angel - by Unknown
1:You stare into the heavens.
2:<player> stares into the heavens. What is <he/she> looking at?
3:You look at <target> and call <him/her> an angel.
4:<player> stares dreamly into <target>'s eyes. What is <he/she> thinking about?
5:<player> whispers, "Your hair, your eyes, your lips, are you...an angel?"
6:You hide your horns as you ascend into the heavens.
7:<player> beckoned by God, adjusts <his/her> halo and flaps <his/her> wings into heaven.
annoy - by Unknown
1:You feel like being annoying..
2:<player> is looking for a target to annoy..you might be next!
3:You start bugging <target>.
4:<player> starts bugging <target>.
5:<player> starts bugging you, what an annoyance.
6:That's not really a hard job, is it?
7:<player> is trying to annoy <him/her>self, what an idiot.
annoyzz - by Jubileus
1:You go around, poking people and giggling, "Lolx, I backstabs yoo!" |:D
2:<player> <-+-><-*-> BACKSTABS <-*-><-+-> YOO!
3:You say, "LOL ur mad at me". <He/She> tells you, "I FUCKING AM!"
4:<player> says, "LOL ur mad at me", with <target> replying "I FUCKING AM!".
5:<player> says, "LOL ur mad at me". Offended, you reply "I FUCKING AM!"
6:You pull out a n00b move and decide to annoy everyone again!!
7:<player> -<[=-+-=]<:::<>:::> ANNOYS <:::<>:::>[=-+-=]>- you.
anti - by Unknown
1:Your shield would be of no use!
2:<player> conjures a pointless Anti-Annoyance Shield!
3:You see <target> and quickly erect an Anti-Annoyance Shield around yourself!
4:<player> sees <target> and quickly conjures an Anti-Annoyance Shield around <him/her>self!
5:<player> notices your presence and instantly conjures an Anti-Annoyance Shield around <him/her>self!
6:You erect a Shield around yourself for reasons you can't fathom!
7:<player> tries to conjure an Anti-Annoyance Shield, but it backfires onto <him/her>!
antid00d - by Unknown
1:You look to the skies, hoping someone will come and teach these d00ds English.
2:<player> is hoping the ANTI-D00D will arrive to sort out the l33t sP34kers.
3:You focus your superhero powers and give <target> a lesson in good English!
4:<player> focuses <his/her> anti-d00d powers and teaches <target> English!
5:<player> is trying to teach you proper English, <he/she> must be the ANTI-D00D!
6:You strip off and reveal yourself to be the heroic and sensible ANTI-D00D!
7:<player> tears off <his/her> clothes revealing the grey suit of the ANTI-D00D!
antilick - by Unknown
1:You go mad at another stranger idiot licking you.
2:<player> growls loudly, cause <he/she> was licked by a stranger again.
3:You slice <target>'s tongue out for rudely licking you.
4:<player> slices <target>'s tongue out for rudely licking <him/her>.
5:<player> slices your tongue out cause you licked <him/her> without even knowing <him/her>.
6:You spit in disgust about all the strangers who wanna lick you.
7:<player> spits in disgust about all the strangers who wanna lick <him/her>.
antimarriage - by Unknown
1:You don't need no stinkin', qp-grubbin' spouse!
2:<player> declares <him/her>self the newest member of the <->Anti-Marriage Crew<->!
3:Yes! The <->Anti-Marriage Crew<-> grows in power!
4:<player> invites <target> to join the <->Anti-Marriage Crew<->!
5:<player> invites you to join the <->Anti-Marriage Crew<->. Freak.
6:Will they never learn?!?
7:<player> starts screaming something about newbies and marriage proposals.
aohell - by Unknown
1:You damn everyone to AOHELL.
2:<player> damns everyone to AOHELL.
3:You damn <target> to AOHELL.
4:<player> damns <target> to AOHELL.
5:<player> damns you to AOHELL!!
6:You've made it out of AOHELL!
7:<player> has made it out of AOHELL! Yay <him/her>!
apologize - by Unknown
1:You apologize until you are blue in the face.
2:<player> apologizes profusely.
3:You might as well apologize because <he/she> sure as hell won't.
4:<player> apologizes to <target> with a very sincere look on <his/her> face.
5:<player> apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.
apow - by Unknown
1:You shout out 'Yeah Baby, Yeah'!
2:<player> shouts 'Yeah Baby Yeah!'
3:You ask <target>, 'Mind helping me test out my twig and berries?'.
4:<player> shags <target> rotten.
5:<player> asks 'Do I make you horny baby? Do I?'
6:Femmbots everywhere! Watch out for their wily tricks!
7:<player> secures the area from femmbots..
applaud - by Unknown
1:Clap, clap, clap.
2:<player> gives a round of applause.
3:You clap at <target>'s actions.
4:<player> claps at <target>'s actions.
5:<player> gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!
6:You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!
7:<player> applauds at <him/her>self. Boy, are we conceited!
approve - by Unknown
1:You glance around, nodding approvingly at the current state of affairs.
2:<player> glances around, nodding approvingly at the state of affairs.
3:You give <target> a smile, nodding approvingly.
4:<player> gives <target> a smile, nodding approvingly.
5:<player> gives you a smile, nodding approvingly.
6:You nod approvingly at your own genius. Damn, you're good.
7:<player> nods approvingly at <him/her>self. See <his/her> rear sprout peacock feathers.
apride - by Unknown
1:You stand tall, confident and proud of being an <*>AMAZON<*>.
2:<player> stands tall, proud of <his/her> <*>AMAZON<*> heritage.
3:You ignore <target>, <he/she> obviously does not have what it takes to be an <*>AMAZON<*>.
4:<player> ignores <target> and mumbles something about not being worthy.
5:<player> ignores you and mumbles something about not being worthy.
6:You draw your weapon and scream "For <*>AMAZON<*>!"
7:<player> draws <his/her> weapon and screams out "For <*>AMAZON<*>!"
arf - by Unknown
1:You exclaim, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
2:<player> exclaims, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
3:You look at <target> and exclaim, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
4:<player> looks at <target> and exclaims, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
5:<player> looks at you and exclaims, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
6:You run around the room exclaiming, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
7:<player> runs around the room exclaiming, "Arf! Arf! Arf!"
arimmer - by Unknown
1:You are sexy, suave, and skilled, just like Ace Rimmer.
2:Just looking at <player> makes you think, "Wow! What a guy!"
3:You pay <target> a witty and heartfelt compliment.
4:<player> takes a break from saving universes to greet his pal <target>.
5:<player> smiles warmly, compliments you smartly, then saves another universe.
6:A smile and a catchphrase, then off into the sunset!
7:<player> flies off with a hearty "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"
arlinn - by Unknown
1:You step from out of the shadows screaming 'Booo!!' scaring everyone senseless.
2:Out of nowhere darts a shadow screaming 'Booo'. As your heart almost stops, you realize it's just <player>.
3:You grab <target>'s neck from behind screaming boo, nearly causing a heart attack to <him/her>.
4:<player> grabs <target>'s neck from behind screaming 'Boo!', nearly causing a heart attack to <him/her>.
5:Someone grabs your neck from behind screaming 'Boo!', nearly causing a heart attack to you. Oh good. It's only <player>.
6:Training your most scary faces with a mirror ... it breaks !
7:Training <his/her> most scary faces, <player> even causes the mirror to break....
armitron - by Unknown
1:You storm into Radio Shack, demanding toys of mass destruction.
2:<player> comes out of Radio Shack with 20 Armitrons and a welding torch.
3:You drag <target> to the basement to help you destroy an indestructible toy.
4:<player> and <target> cackle with glee as they try to take apart an Armitron.
5:<player> hands you an oxy-acetylene torch and points you at Armitron.
6:Armitron resists your feeble attempts at disassembly.
7:<player> screams in agony as Armitron resists disassembly by all his tools.
army - by Unknown
1:You take over the world with your army of penguins.
2:WARNING!!! <player>'s PENGUINS ARE ABOUT TO ATTACK!
3:You send your army of penguins after <target>.
4:You laugh as <player> sends <his/her> army of penguins after <target>.
5:OH MY GOD!!! RUN!! <player> HAS JUST SENT <his/her> PENGUINS AFTER YOU!
6:Your penguins turn against you. Run. Fast.
7:You see <player> being chased around by penguins wearing cammo.
arr - by Unknown
1:You exclaim "ARR!" and look for someone to kill.
2:<player> exclaims "ARR!" and makes an intimidating face.
3:You look at <target> and exclaim "ARR!"
4:<player> glances at <target> and exclaims "ARR!"
5:<player> looks at you and exclaims "ARR!" Are what? Are obnoxious?
6:Whoa! You have to be a pirate. Quick! Find a mirror and say "ARR!"
7:<player> walks around saying "ARR!" to <him/her>self. Someone get <him/her> a sword!
arrfest - by Turles
1:SpectaculARRRRRRRR!!!!!!
2:Arrrrrrrr ARRRRRRRRR ARRRRRRR!!!!!... <player> has ARRRRRRived.
3:Ye declARRR yARRRR admARRRRation fARRRR a ceARRRRtain pARRRRt of speech.
4:<player> ARRRRguably has the most ARRRRgrivating ARRRRatory that <target> has evARRRR heARRRRRd.
5:<player> ARRRRtfully reARRRRanges <his/her> vernaculARRRRR at ye.
6:YARRRRself? whARRRR ARRRR all ye pARRRRtnARRRRs?
7:<player> must have a sore throat.
arsenal - by Kharpern Versace
1:You put on the only shirt you'd want to wear and feel proud.
2:<player> puts on an Arsenal shirt and stretches proudly.
3:You're sure of that <target> is in denial, <He/She> truly is a Gooner.
4:<player> just found <target's> secret stash of Arsenal collector cards.
5:OOH NOOO! <player> just revealed you're secretly an Arsenal fan.
6:You walk down the street humming on a song about the team you love.
7:<player> is walking down the street screaming 'OOH TO BE A GOONER'
ash - by Unknown
1:You hail to the king, baby.
2:<player> hails to the king, baby.
3:You wave your chainsaw at <target> and say "Groovy".
4:<player> waves <his/her> chainsaw at <target> and says "Groovy".
5:<player> waves <his/her> chainsaw at you and says "Groovy".
6:You consider yourself to be as cool as Ash.
7:<player> considers <him/her>self to be as cool as Ash.
aslap - by Unknown
1:You rub your hands together preparing to slap yet another person on the A*S.
2:<player> stands quietly rubbing <his/her> hands together. Wonder what <he/she> is thinking?
3:You grin evilly as you pull back and SLAP <target> on the A*S.
4:OH MY!! <player> has just slapped <target> on the A*S.
5:GASP! <player> has just slapped your A*S.
6:You try desperately to slap yourself on the A*S.
7:You laugh hysterically as you watch <player> trying to slap <him/her>self on the A*S.
asplode - by Charasan
1:KERBANG! YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!
2:KERBANG! <player>'s head just a sploded!
3:That's it...concentrate...concentrate...KERBANG!
4:KERBANG! <target>'s head a sploded! All you see is blood and <player> staring intently.
5:An image of <player> dances in your head right before... KERBANG!...YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!
6:You try to make your head a splode, but just get a nose bleed instead.
7:<player> turns beet red, and a trickle of blood runs down <his/her> nose before passing out.
assblue - by Unknown
1:You smile a secret little smile as you paint your ass blue!
2:<player> smiles a secret little smile as <he/she> paints <his/her> ass blue!
3:You cackle as you waggle your bare blue ass at <target>!
4:<player> cackles as <he/she> waves <his/her> bare blue ass at <target>!
5:<player> cackles as <he/she> waves <his/her> blue ass at you!
6:You cackle and dance like a celtic warrior, waving your blue ass madly in the air!
7:<player> cackles and dances like a celtic warrior, waving <his/her> blue ass madly in the air!
assgun - by StarPhoenix
1:You whip out a really big gun and look for some ASS to blast.
2:You feel nervous as <player> stares at your ass and gets <his/her> gun ready.
3:You blast the fucking ass cheeks right off of <target>!!
4:<target's> ass cheeks get fucking blown apart by <player>!!
5:Your ass cheeks just got fucking blown off by <player>!!
6:You pray to <player deity> hoping for endless bullets to shoot asses with.
7:<player> is talking to <his/her> gun about <player deity> and blasting asses again.
asshat - by Dustpuppy
1:You wave a large bright yellow sign reading "ASSHAT !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright yellow sign reading "ASSHAT !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "ASSHAT !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "ASSHAT !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "ASSHAT !!"
6:You scream "ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT" until your throat becomes sore...
7:<player> screams "ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT.. 1000 times... what an asshat!!!
assimilate - by Unknown
1:Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated!
2:<player> gets a glassy look in <his/her> eyes, muttering about assimilation and weasel-borgs.
3:You pull out your raygun *cough*hotgluegun*cough* and tell <target> that resistance is futile.
4:<player> pulls out a ... hot glue gun? and tells <target> that resistance is futile.
5:<player> is waving around a hot glue gun and chanting 'You will be assimilated!'
6:You jump on your soapbox and refuse to be assimilated!
7:<player> is muttering 'What do you mean resistance is futile? You haven't even assimilated that donut you ate this morning.'
asux - by Unknown
1:You grumble about the game and can't wait to get back to play tomorrow.
2:<player> points out that Aardwolf sucks lately, but still logs in for 6 hours a day.
3:You point out to <target> that Aardwolf sucks lately as you log in for your daily 6 hours online.
4:<player> points out to <target> that Aardwolf sucks lately as <he/she> logs in for <his/her> daily 6 hours online.
5:<player> points out to you that Aardwolf sucks lately as <he/she> logs in for <his/her> daily 6 hours online.
6:Caffeine. Check. Calorie-loaded snacks. Check. You're all set. God, this game sucks!
7:<player> gets ready to play Aardwolf and grumble about it for the next six hours.
atilla - by Unknown
1:You think back to the yester years when you had to walk uphill to school both ways.
2:<player> whines about the aches and pains in <his/her> body, sucks to be old eh?
3:You point at <target> and magically their arteries begin to harden and their bones become weak.
4:<player> points at <target> and a magical (OLDY AURA) forms around <him/her>.
5:<player> points at you and a magical (OLDY AURA) forms around you as your arteries become to harden and your bones become weak.
6:You look around for some foxy young player that has less than 1000 hours online.
7:<player> looks around and suggests a trip to the old folks home.
atman - by Unknown
1:You slide down Ganesha's trunk and enter the Atcave to become... Atman!
2:By the many arms of Vishnu! <player> has transformed into (*Atma
3:Yet another in Kidneystone Park is schooled in Vedantry!
4:<player> changes into Yogic Bear and steals the Three Baskets from <target>!
5:Your KArMA Alarm goes off as <player> does reSiva your BAskEts!
6:The PRINcess has been kidnapped- you feel Upani-sad!
7:<player> becomes Hindiana Jones and prepares to battle Darth Veda!
aussie - by Unknown
1:You shout out, "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!"
2:<player> shouts out, "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!"
3:You scream, "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!" at <target>, hope they join in.
4:<player> screams "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!" at <target>, lets join in!
5:<player> screams, "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!" at you. WTF?!?
6:You yell, "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!" and the voice inside your head replies, "OI OI OI!"
7:<player> seems to be yelling some weird Australian chant at <him/her>self, maybe it's best you leave?
austin - by Unknown
1:Oh Behave!
2:<player> walks around asking if anyone wants to shag with <him/her>.
3:You walk up to <target> and ask, 'Want to Shag?'
4:<player> walks up to <target> and starts taking off <his/her> clothes.
5:<player> walks up to you and asks 'Want to Shag'?
6:You act like Austin Powers.
7:<player> acts like Austin Powers.
autograph - by Unknown
1:You announce that you will be giving autographs later in the backstage!
2:<player> will be giving autographs later in the backstage!
3:You sign <target>'s forehead.
4:You are jealous as <player> just put <his/her> autograph on <target>'s forehead, not yours!!
5:You faint as that gorgeous <player> just signed your forehead!!! The ECSTASY!!!!
6:People around eye you suspiciously as you go by signing your own body!
7:<player>'s ego reached its maximum! There <he/she> goes walking by, signing every bit of <his/her> body.
avocado - by Unknown
1:Dementia Praecox DILAPIDATED filibuster AEROFLOT? Privy a priori Manga. :)
2:Primieval immanent <player> <player> coagulate <he/she> crapulent <him/her> GEORGE SANTAYANA!!
3:Pantomime EUCLIDIAN marriage proposition SaTIaTIon... CROMAGNON penguin!!!!
4:Grandiloquence? :( LarcenouS. <player> panegyric lessaiz-faire MiSnOmEr <target>?
5:AVAST! PLATonic CAVE metaPHorr SExUAL sublimation <player> <player> <player>..........
6:Heraclitus IMBIBE those SERATONIN halitosis halitosis PROLEGOMENA felis?
7:Bovine flatulance <player> harpsicordulates InImIcAl protista proton DISCORD cod.
awesome - by Unknown
1:Using your bullhorn you shout "I am still awesome......... seriously."
2:<player> shouts "I am still awesome......... seriously." Is that a bullhorn?
3:You whine to <target> about not having picked guitars and lazor guns. A bucket won't get you chicks.
4:<player> is whining to <target> about not having picked guitars and lazor guns.
5:<player> asks you "Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns???"
6:You sigh as you realize having a bucket for a hand definitely isn't going to get you any chicks.
7:<player> has a bucket and a bullhorn for hands. What was <he/she> thinking?
awtf - by Unknown
1:You ask, "What the fuck?!"
2:<player> asks, "What the fuck?!"
3:You ask <target>, "What the fuck?!"
4:<player> asks <target>, "What the fuck?!"
5:<player> asks you, "What the fuck?!"
6:You ask yourself, "What the fuck?!"
7:<player> asks <him/her>self, "What the fuck?!"
aww - by Dreamfyre
1:You go, 'Awwwwww!'
2:<player> goes, 'Awwwwww!' How cute!
3:You go 'Awwwwww!' at <target>. How adorable!
4:<player> goes 'Awwwww!' at <target>. How precious!
5:<player> goes 'Awwwww!' at you! Are they serious or mocking you?
6:You go 'Awwwww!' at yourself. The heck?
7:<player> goes 'Awwwwww!' at <him/her>self because no one else thinks it's cute.
ayb - by Unknown
1:All Your Base Are Belong To ViolentEd!
2:All <player>'s Base Are Belong to ViolentEd!
3:All Your Base Are Belong To <target>!
4:All <player>'s Base Are Belong to <target>!
5:All Your Base Are Belong to <player>!
6:All Your Base Are Belong to You!
7:All <player>'s Base Are Belong to <player>!
azumangadaioh - by Rayna
1:You bounce around in adorable penguin costume! How cute!
2:<player> bounces around in an adorable penguin costume! <he/she> is just too
3:You take a dig at <target> and exclaim 'Nandeyanen!'
4:<player> knocks <target> in the stomach, exclaiming 'Nandeyanen!'
5:<player> knocks you in the stomach, exclaiming 'Nandeyanen!'
6:You stand up and announce a random thought from your mind.
7:<player> always wanted to trip on a banana peel and fall on <his/her> face!
baa - by Unknown
1:You go Baaa like a fluffy, coot sheep.
2:<player> sprouts woolly wool and Baaas! Awwww, isn't <he/she> such a cutie?
3:<target> ADORES coot, cuddly sheep like you!
4:Hmmm. <target> is throwing <him/her>self at <player>'s feet again! What's wrong with that sheep-brained Eediot??
5:You are suddenly inflicted with Obsessive Compulsive <player> Wuvvin' Disorder as <he/she> morphs into a coot, cuddly sheep!
6:I'm a coot, cuddly sheep, I'm a coot, cuddly sheep, and everyone is wuvvin' me! Laaaa!
7:<player> is utterly convinced that <he/she>'s a coot, cuddly sheep. Hmm. Anyone for some mutton steak?
babble - by Unknown
1:You babble endlessly.
2:<player> babbles endlessly, won't <he/she> EVER shut up?
3:You babble to <target> for hours on end.
4:<player> babbles to <target> for what seems an eternity, how can <target> stand it?
5:<player> babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping <he/she> will shut up soon.
6:You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!
7:<player> babbles quietly to <him/her>self.
babe - by Unknown
1:You strike a pose in your most babe-like style!
2:<player> strikes a pose in <his/her> most babe-like style!
3:You look at <target> and think, "Wow! What a babe!"
4:<player> looks at <target> and thinks, "Wow! What a babe!"
5:<player> thinks you are a supreme babe!
6:You think you are a babe!
7:<player> seems to think that <he/she> is a babe!
baby - by Unknown
1:OH Baby!! OH Baby!! Baby Baby!!
2:<player> puts <his/her> thumb on <his/her> mouth and goes 'GU-GU GA-GA!!'
3:You hop on <target>'s lap and claim to be <his/her> lost child.
4:Oh My God! <player> is playing Baby with <target> again, who's got a crowbar??
5:You watch in horror as <player> screams 'MUMMY!!' and rushes towards you.
6:You claim to be your own BABY!!
7:<player> looks around the room hungrily for a Baby Snack!
babykiss - by Unknown
1:You frown as there's nobody for you to rain kisses on.
2:<player> pouts, unable to find a target for <his/her> rain of kisses.
3:You shower <target>'s face with small, baby kisses.
4:<player> rains baby kisses all over <target>'s face.
5:<player> showers your face with baby kisses.
6:You blow some soft, small kisses into the air.
7:<player> blows a small stream of babykisses into the air.
backdoor - by Madrox Rapscallia
1:You inquire casually if anyone needs their back door broken into, because you have the perfect "lock pick"...
2:<player> is asking if anyone needs their back door broken into... why is <he/she> grabbing <his/her> crotch at the same time?
3:You pull out a tube of K-Y and tell <target> you want to deliver a package to <his/her> "service entrance".
4:<target> bends over to unlock the back door as <player> moves towards <him/her> with a tube of K-Y..
5:<player> moves towards you with a strange look in <his/her> eyes, babbling about service entrances... wait, what's that lubricant for???
6:You resort to elaborate innuendoes to discuss anal sex lest you offend anyone.
7:Would <player> stop using innuendo and just say <he/she> wants some anal action already???
bacon - by Flat
1:Kittens weep and butterfly wings shrivel as you consume the last of the bacon.
2:<player> shows you <his/her> massive rasher of bacon!
3:You blow <target> to smithereens. Smells like bacon!
4:<player> hands an explosive rasher of bacon to <target>.
5:<player> offers you a rasher of bacon. The aroma is awesome!
6:Your bacon induced coma won't let you do that.
7:<player> inhales the tantalizing aroma of bacon, then swoons in ecstasy.
badcop - by Unknown
1:You grumble about the worthlessness of cops today.
2:<player> is mumbling about cops again, I think <he/she>'s been watching too much tv.
3:You flick <target> on the nose and say 'Bad cop! No donut!'
4:<player> flicks <target> on the nose and says, 'Bad cop! No donut!'
5:<player> flicks you on the nose and denies you the donut you so richly deserve!
6:You grumble about those cops and the drag-queen weasels who love them.
7:<player> is grumbling about drag-queen weasels and cops again...get the valium, quick!
badger - by Citron
1:Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
2:<player> sings Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
3:You tell <target>: Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
4:<player> tells <target>: Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
5:<player> tells you: Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
6:Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom
7:<player> sings Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom to <him/her>self.
badoomcha - by Unknown
1:You make your entrance, good luck!
2:"Hello Ladies and Germs", <player> falls down laughing at <his/her> joke.
3:You hear <player>'s drum beat then a cymbal crash in the background.
4:<player> rolls a drum beat and crashes a cymbal at <target>'s comment.
5:<player> rolls a drum beat and crashes a cymbal at you.
6:You loosen your collar. Hmm, Tough crowd tonight.
7:<player> just flew in from Midgaard, boy are <his/her> arms tired!
badpun - by Unknown
1:You ask if anybody in the room's refrigerator is running, giggling to yourself.
2:Is your refrigerator running? <player> seems quite curious for some reason.
3:You tell <him/her> about the time a guy walked into a bar and said "ouch". Funny.
4:<player> regales <target> with a tale of a man who walked into a bar and said "ouch".
5:<player> asks if you've heard the one about the guy who walks into a bar and says "ouch".
6:You think about the joke about the sidewalk. After all, it is all over town.
7:<player> just made the worst pun you have ever heard about a sidewalk, which is now all over town.
badquest - by Unknown
1:You whine about the HORRIBLE quest you were given.
2:<player> whines about the HORRIBLE quest <he/she> was given.
3:You SMACK <target> and hit <him/her> below the belt for that HORRIBLE quest!
4:<player> is MAD at <target> about that last quest.
5:<player>'s quest failure does UNIMAGINABLE things to you!
6:You chide yourself for ever accepting that HORRIBLE quest.
7:<player> chides <him/her>self for ever accepting that HORRIBLE quest.
baffle - by Unknown
1:You scrunch up your face cuz you are totally baffled!
2:<player> scrunches up <his/her> face cuz <he/she> is totally baffled!
3:You scrunch up your face at <target> cuz <his/her> behavior totally baffles you!
4:<player> scrunches up <his/her> face at <target> cuz <player> is totally baffled by <target>!
5:<player> scrunches up <his/her> face at you cuz you totally baffle <him/her>!
6:You baffle yourself.
7:<player> seems to be baffled by <his/her> own thoughts.
bah - by Unknown
1:You show all these worthless beings what you think about them.
2:<player> stands around looking all haughty and snobbish.
3:You tell <target> exactly what you think of <his/her> puny ideas.
4:<player> says "Bah!" as <he/she> looks at <target> with scorn and condescension.
5:<player> glares haughtily at you and says, "Bah!" What a jerk...
6:You mutter scornfully, trying to hide your disdain.
7:<player> mutters words of scorn and disdain.
baleet - by buckethead
1:DELTEATED? Deltaco? What is that stupid word?
3:Even YOU know what to do with <target>. BALEETED!
4:<player> has deemed <target> a stupid crapbrained waste of space...BALEETED!
5:Guess what, crapface! <player> just had you BALEETED!
6:I dunno what you did, moron, but you sure screwed everything up.
7:The system is down! This does not look good for <player>.
balefire - by Unknown
1:You begin to weave balefire!
2:A bar of liquid white fire shoots from <player>'s hand.
3:A bar of liquid white fire shoots from your hand toward <target>.
4:<player>'s bar of liquid white fire hits <target> making <him/her> disappear.
5:You scream as <player> violently tears your thread from the pattern!
6:That's impossible! Ask a "friend" to do it for you.
7:<player> wants you to balefire <him/her>.
bang - by Unknown
1:Bang.
2:<player> raises <his/her> hand in a fluid motion and pretends <he/she>'s shooting a gun.
3:You look at <target>, raise your hand like a makeshift gun and mumble, "Bang..."
4:<player> looks to <target> and raises <his/her> hand like a makeshift gun, mumbling what sounds like "Bang..."
5:You find <player> looking at you with <his/her> hand raised like a makeshift gun as <he/she> utters, "Bang..."
6:You're gonna carry that weight.
7:<player> breathes, "Bang..." as <he/she> falls to the ground, <his/her> dream finally coming to an end.
bangbangbang - by Joelz
1:You don't want relationship, you just want BANG BANG BANG!
2:<player> don't want to know your name, <he/she> just want BANG BANG BANG!
3:You don't want to meet <target>'s mom, you just want BANG BANG BANG!
4:<target> says, "Oh, <player>, you look so good in that hat. Why don't you give me lots of KISS?"
5:<target>, leesten. <player> don't want to make saix, eat chocolaith, look at animals, take walks, no.
6:You want things done to you like the sun and the moon, idioth.
7:<player> wants things done to <him/her> like the sun and the moon. Idioth.
bank - by Unknown
1:You think of the bank and your fortunes there...mmm...
2:<player> is drooling and dreaming. You wonder what <he/she> is thinking?
3:Yes, your masterplan to con poor <target> of all <his/her> money is working out smoothly.
4:Uh-oh, you get a feeling <target>'s wealth is going to <player>.
5:<player> wishes to meet you in the place where metal sux and paper rox...the bank!
6:You go to bank and check the interest rate. Hope it's higher than 0% now!
7:<player> is looking paranoid about his wealth. You wish <he/she> would calm down.
bap - by Unknown
1:You look around the room, waiting for someone to make a stupid remark.
2:<player> is looking around the room, waiting for someone to make a stupid remark.
3:You >BAP< <target> upside the head. Heck, <he/she> deserved it!
4:After <target>'s stupid remark, <player> baps <him/her> upside the head; <he/she> DID deserve it.
5:<player> just BAPPED you for your stupid coment. You DID deserve it, yaknow.
6:You >BAP< yourself, realizing your own stupidity.
7:<player> baps <him/her>self upside the head, realizing <his/her> own stupidity..You agree.
barbie - by Unknown
1:Barbie Powah!
2:<player> summons a barbie and raises it to the sky screaming, 'Barbie Powah!'
3:Your plastic heart speeds up as you see <target>.
4:Sometimes weird things happen in Midgaard... <player> and <target> are the living proof.
5:<player> looks at you with a plastic smile and says, 'Do you wanna be my Ken?'
6:Magic plastic.. it's fantastic..
7:An aura of candies and flowers surronds <player> as <he/she> turns into.. Barbie!
bard - by Unknown
1:You bow as you finish yet another performance of the Bards.
2:<player> bows as <he/she> finishes yet another performance of the Bards.
3:You clutch yourself as you begin the Ballad of the Bard for <target>.
4:<player> begins performing the wonderous Ballad of the Bard for <target>.
5:<player> begins performing the wonderous Ballad of the Bard for you.
6:You entertain yourself since no one else will watch you perform.
7:<player> attempts to perform the Ballad of the Bard to <him/her>self.
bardlazor - by Arxe
1:You feel the inner Bard inside you and charge your Bardic Lazor!
2:<player> charges <his/her> Bardic Lazor! Better watch out!
3:You fire your Bardic Lazor at <target>! <He/She> starts reciting a poem..
4:<player> fires <his/her> Bardic Lazor at <target>!
5:<player> fires <his/her> Bardic Lazor at you! You have an urge to recite a poem..
6:You go about your day, contemplating the world, wh-ARGH!! Bardic Lazor BLAAAH!
7:As <he/she> looks for answers, <player> suddenly fires <his/her> Bardic Lazor!
barehug - by Whispe
1:Whom do you wish to barehug?
3:You overwhelm <target> with a great, big, hulking barehug.
4:<player> encompasses <target> in an ENORMOUS barehug!
5:<player> clutches you tightly in an overwhelming barehug!
6:You vainly clutch yourself in a barehug for consolation.
7:<player> hugs <him/her>self as tightly as possible. Looks like <he/she> could use a hand.
barf - by Unknown
1:You scream out "I'm gonna be sick!" and then heave your stomach contents onto the ground.
2:<player> is so sick that <he/she> tells everyone "I gotta barf!".
3:You yell at <target> "Run! I gotta barf" and then spill out your dinner on <him/her>.
4:<player> barfs all over <target>! Yecchh what a mess!
5:<player> has just projectile vomited all over your nice, clean armor!
6:You say to yourself "Am I ever sick!" and then barf up your dinner!
7:<player> begins to projectile vomit over everything in the room!
bark - by Unknown
1:You bark loudly.
2:<player> barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
3:You bark at <target> scaring <him/her> silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!
4:<player> barks at <target> scaring <him/her> senseless.
5:<player> barks loudly at you, you back away, because <he/she> might bite too!!
6:You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.
7:<player> barks at <him/her>self and cowers in fear.
barnromp - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to roll in the hay.
2:<player> is standing inside the door lookin for someone to play in the hay.
3:You wink at <target> as you pull <him/her> into your lovebarn for a barnromp.
4:<player> pulls <target> into a nearby barn to have a nice roll in the hay.
5:<player> pulls you into <his/her> lovebarn for a nice roll in the hay.
6:You are going to barnromp yourself? Get a life.
7:You stare in wonderment as <player> lovingly rolls <him/her>self in the hay.
barrel - by Xyzzy
1:You climb into a suspiciously handy barrel to try to avoid being PK'ed.
2:<player> must have picked the o-}Hook{-o barrel to hide out in... <he/she> just climbed out rubbing <his/her> ass, and spitting out Seamen...
3:You stick <target> in a nearby barrel, tell <him/her> to keep <his/her> eyes, ears, and mouth open for trouble, then turn your back and unzip your fly...
4:<player> tells <target> to hide in a nearby barrel for safety, warning <him/her> to keep <his/her> eyes, ears, ... and mouth?!? open for trouble, then <he/she> turns around and unzips <his/her> fly.
5:<player> helpfully assists you into safety in a nearby barrel and tells you to keep your eyes, ears, and... mouth?!?! open for trouble...
6:Hmmm.. peaceful, quiet, cozy, and some handy holes to spy out of... what could be better to help you avoid PK?
7:Seeking a cozy respite from the dangers of PK, <player> climbs into o-}Hook{-o's barrel... Maybe you should warn <him/her>?
bashful - by Unknown
1:For some reason, you start feeling very bashful.
2:<player> begins looking quite bashful.
3:You look up at <target>, look at the ground and bashfully trace figure eights with your foot.
4:<player> looks at <target>, then bashfully stares at <his/her> feet.
5:<player> looks up at you, then bashfully traces figure eights with <his/her> foot.
6:For some reason, you start feeling very bashful.
7:<player> begins looking quite bashful.
basshead - by Unknown
1:Oi oi oi to the bass headz!
2:<player> is mean. <he/she> must be into that horrible Drum & Bass stuff.
3:You give <target> a hoodie and <his/her> official DNB Alliance patch.
4:<player> just gave <target> a hoodie with a DNB Alliance patch on it.
5:<player> gave you your offical Drum & Bass Alliance Patch. Sweet.
6:All your cares melt away as the bass consumes you.
7:<player> must have bass on the mind, <he/she> sure looks happy.
bastard - by Unknown
1:Call who a bastard?
2:<player> wonders who <he/she> should call a bastard.
3:You call <target> the GREATEST bastard in the world!
4:<player> calls <target> the GREATEST bastard in the world!
5:<player> calls you a great big bastard! Grrr. REVENGE!
6:You call yourself a great big bastard! You sure are!
7:<player> thinks <he/she> is a REALLY big bastard. Now don't you agree?
bastet - by Unknown
1:You twitch your whiskers and look around amiably.
2:<player> flips <his/her> tail and twitches <his/her> whiskers, <his/her> eyes bright like a cat's.
3:You look at <target> with disdain, certain of your superiority, being the noble Feline that you are.
4:<player> snubs <target> in the same manner a Feline would a dog. Someone needs a flea bath.
5:<player> looks upon you with disdain, <his/her> Feline eyes sparkling.
6:You frolic high in the trees like your Fae ancestors. Careful, don't fall!
7:<player> frolics in the trees like <his/her> Fae ancestors, but loses <his/her> footing and falls on <his/her> rump, quickly getting up and looking around like "I meant to do that."
bath - by Unknown
1:You consider taking a long, hot Bath.
2:<player> considers taking a long, hot Bath.
3:Smiling, you ask <target> to join you in a long, hot Bath.
4:<player> asks <target> something about a Bath.
5:Smiling, <player> asks, "Join me for a long, hot Bath?"
6:You leave to go take a long, hot Bath.
7:<player> leaves to go take a long, hot Bath.
batman - by Unknown
1:You hide in the shadows looking for criminals, pretending to be BATMAN!
2:<player> hides in the shadows looking for criminals, pretending to be BATMAN!
3:Pretending to be BATMAN you throw a net at <target> and <he/she> falls prey to you!
4:<target> gasps in horror as <he/she> realizes that <he/she> has fallen prey to BATMAN!
5:<player> throws a net around you and you fall prey to BATMAN!
6:You get in the Batmobile and drive off!
7:<player> gets in the Batmobile and drives off!
battlecard - by Unknown
1:You polish up your BattleCard for your next match.
2:<player> holds his BattleCard tightly and looks to pick a fight.
3:You insanely challenge <target> to a BattleCard match!
4:<player> gets stupid and challenges <target> to a BattleCard match.
5:That unworthy <player> challenges you to a BattleCard match!
6:You whimper and cry at your lame BattleCard statistics.
7:<player> feels sorry for <him/her>self as <he/she> falls in the BattleCard rankings.
batty - by Vega Jilted
1:You just might have to go batty here...
2:RESPECT! Or <player> goes batty!
3:Why <target> don't give you no respect? <He/She> want you to go batty?
4:<target> ain't giving <player> no respect! <player> is going batty!
5:<player> goes batty on you!
6:Due to the lack of respect, you go completely batty!
7:<player> goes batty on <him/her>self! Respect!
bbl - by Unknown
1:You announce that you will be back later.
2:<player> announces that <he/she>'ll be back later.
3:You inform <him/her> that you will be back later.
4:<player> informs <target> that <he/she> will be back later.
5:<player> informs you that <he/she> will be back later.
6:You mumble to yourself that you'll be back later.
7:<player> mumbles to <him/her>self that <he/she>'ll be back later.
bbq - by Unknown
1:You find no Ducks to Barbeque :(
2:<player> Looks for some Ducks to Barbeque.
3:You grab <target>'s Ducks and dash away to find a Grill.
4:<player> Grabs <target>'s Ducks and runs to find <his/her> Grill.
5:<player> Grabs your Ducks and dashes away chanting, "Barbeque!"
6:Why would you want to Barbeque your own Ducks? They are so cute!
7:<player> ponders making some Barbeque out of <his/her> own Ducks.
bbutton - by Unknown
1:Let's hope you don't speak from experience.
2:<player> warns about the hazards of an untied belly button.
3:Your love for <target> shows as you tie <his/her> belly button tight.
4:<player> shows <his/her> love for <target>, tying <his/her> belly button tight.
5:<player> shows <he/she> cares, tying your belly button tight.
6:You make sure your belly button is tied very tight.
7:<player> feels secure, knowing <his/her> belly button is tied tight.
bcatch - by Unknown
1:You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.
2:<player> reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to <him/her>.
bdsm - by Unknown
1:Your (BDSM aura) increases in strength as you stock up on more kinky items!
2:<player> runs off towards the BDSM shop... RUN AWAY!!!
3:You pounce upon <target>, with your supply of edible handcuffs, chains, ropes, and underwear!
4:Screams are coming from the room which <player> and <target> are in...you wonder what could be happening there...
5:NO!!! <player> is trying to chain you up! NO!!! RUN AWAY!!!
6:You try to handcuff yourself, but in vain.
7:Hahaha...<player> is struggling to handcuff <him/her>self...<he/she> should be a contortionist!
beads - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone sexy to throw beads to.
2:<player> carries a handful of beads.
3:You fling cheap plastic beads to <target> hoping <he/she> will flash some flesh.
4:<player> throws <target> a handful of cheap plastic beads.
5:<player> throws you some colorful beads. You feel like showing a bit of flesh.
6:You drape the beads around your neck and laugh as you expose yourself.
7:<player> laughs as <he/she> puts the beads around <his/her> neck and pulls <his/her> shirt up for all to see.
beaf - by Unknown
1:BOOM SHAKALAH!!!!
2:<player> is talking utter nonsense, again.
3:<target> looks at you in disbelief, <he/she> didn't understand one word.
4:<player> tries to explain to <target> the difference between Rux and Rox.
5:A poodle can not catch a midget even if it's using a net, <player> tells you.
6:Stop it, 'social' self is a lame way to express yourself!
7:<player> is contemplating the meaning of beaf, Weaf and laxatives.
beam - by Unknown
1:You beam with pride.
2:<player> beams with pride.
3:You beam with pride at <target>.
4:<player> beams with pride at <target>.
5:<player> beams with pride at you.
6:You beam at yourself, you must feel very proud.
7:<player> beams with pride at <him/her>self, <he/she> must feel very proud.
bearhug - by Unknown
1:Whom do you wish to bearhug?
3:You overwhelm <target> with a great, big, hulking bearhug.
4:<player> encompasses <target> in an ENORMOUS bearhug!
5:<player> clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!
6:You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.
7:<player> hugs <him/her>self as tightly as possible. Looks like <he/she> could use a hand.
beat - by Unknown
1:You beat your chest and scream like Tarzan.
2:<player> is pounding <his/her> chest and making funny noises. What's up with that?
3:You beat <target> severely on the head.
4:<player> pounds on <target>'s head with <his/her> fists. That looks painful.
5:<player> beats you on your head with <his/her> fists. OUCH!
6:You beat yourself on the head! Little nuts are you?
7:<player> is beating on <his/her> own head. Maybe you should back off.
beckon - by Unknown
1:You beckon for everyone to follow.
2:<player> beckons for everyone to follow.
3:You beckon for <target> to follow -- sure hope they do!
4:<player> beckons <target> to follow...hmmm what's going on?
5:<player> beckons for you to follow.
6:You beckon to your shadow to follow.
7:<player> beckons to <his/her> shadow to follow.
beef - by Toast
1:YES! Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeef!
2:<player> Beefs it!
3:You look at <target> and Beef it!
4:<player> awes <target> with <his/her> obvious Beefness.
5:You stand in awe as <player> looks at you and Beefs it!
6:Beef Beef Beef!
7:OMG! <player> is so Beef!
beep - by Habit
1:No! I'm not a *beep* bot, it's just an elaborate *beep* script!
2:<player> is NOT using a bot, merely a very handy *beep* script!
3:You instruct <target> in the fine art of *beep* writing a legal *beep* script.
4:<player> coaches <target> in the subtle art of *beep* legal scripts.
5:<player> enlightens you to the subtle *beep* differences between a bot and a *beep* script.
6:You think long and hard about how to write a legal *beep* script.
7:<player> is pondering the legality of <his/her> new *beep* script.
beer - by Unknown
1:You pull out a six-pack.
2:<player> starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.
3:You toss a bottle of beer at <target>.
4:<player> tosses a bottle of beer at <target> ... let's just hope <he/she>'ll catch it!
5:<player> tossed you a bottle of beer... I think <he/she> wants something...
6:You pop off the top and down a beer.
7:<player> pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.
beerdance - by Unknown
1:You dance around the room with great expertise and skill.
2:<player> stumbles around bumping into tables and people. Must be drunk.
3:You wrap an arm around <target> and you laugh and dance the happy beerdance.
4:<player> and <target> giggle and jump around the room doing much havoc.
5:<player> whispers slyly to you, and with a grin you start to do the beerdance with <him/her>.
6:You bow to your crowd for a thunderous applause.. and then fall unconscious.
7:<player> does some amazingly graceful drunken bows.. then collapses.
beg - by Unknown
1:You beg the gods for mercy.
2:The gods fall down laughing at <player>'s request for mercy.
3:You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from <him/her>.
4:<player> begs <target> for a dime or two - or twenty !
5:<player> begs you for money. You graciously let <him/her> peep at your fortune.
6:Begging yourself for money doesn't help.
behave - by Unknown
1:Behave!
2:Oh Be-have <player>!
3:You turn to <target> and tell <him/her> to behave.
4:<player> turns to <target> and tells them to be good and behave.
5:<player> smirks at you and and tells you to behave.
6:You stop yourself and behave before you get too naughty.
7:<player> should take <his/her> own advice and behave!
behead - by Unknown
1:You look around for some heads to cut off.
2:<player> looks around for some heads to cut off.
3:You grin evilly at <target> and brandish your weapon.
4:<player> grins evilly at <target> while brandishing <his/her> weapon!
5:<player> grins evilly at you, brandishing <his/her> weapon.
6:I really don't think you want to do that...
7:<player> is so desperate for exp that <he/she> tries to decapitate <him/her>self!
behug - by Unknown
1:Who are you going to hug?
2:<player> is sneaking around. Hmm, wonder what's <he/she> up to.
3:You go to <target> and hug <him/her> from behind!
4:<player> gets to <target>'s back and hug <him/her> from behind!
5:<player> gives you a hug, from behind.
6:You cannot be THAT fast!
7:<player> is trying to hug <his/her> own back! Weirdo.
belch - by Unknown
1:You let out a gut-wrenching belch, withering several nearby plants and trees!
2:<player> lets out a gut-wrenching belch, withering several nearby plants and trees!
3:You belch in response to <target>'s comment....they nearly faint.
4:<player> belches in response to <target>'s comment. <target> turns a ghastly green.
5:<player> belches in response to your comment. You reel from the stench.
6:You belch out the alphabet, letter by letter.
7:<player> is belching out the alphabet! Is that talent or what?
bellow - by Unknown
1:You let forth a mighty bellow, aweing everyone nearby.
2:Your mouth hangs open as <player> lets forth a mighty bellow!
3:You vent your fury towards <target> in the form of an awesome bellow.
4:<player> bellows in fury at the way <target> has been treating <him/her>.
5:Your eyes open as wide as they can go as <player> glares at you in fury and lets forth a mighty bellow, ruffling your hair.
6:You let forth an awesome warcry that echoes off into the distance.
7:Your jaw drops as <player> looks to the sky and unleashes a mighty warcry!
bender - by Unknown
1:You'll show 'em! Just gotta find a deck of cards...and some hookers!
2:<player> marches off to build <his/her> own themepark..with blackjack..and hookers!!
3:You tell <target> what you really think of <him/her>.
4:<player> tells <target>, 'Bite my shiny metal ass.'
5:<player> tells you, 'Bite my shiny metal ass.'
6:You fall asleep, dreaming of a world without humans.
7:<player> mutters in <his/her> sleep, 'Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all the humans?'
bexp - by Unknown
1:You run off to the Mob Factory in hopes of gaining experience.
2:<player> is gaining 0 experience at the mob factory! You cheer them on!
3:You are gaining 0 experience at the mob factory and you want <target> to help you!
4:<player> is gaining 0 experience at the mob factory and <he/she> wants <target> to help <him/her>!
5:<player> says: Out of nowhere, an urge to gain experience has reached you.
6:You feel the experience flowing through your veins, now all you need to do is get it.
7:<player> screams 'Leveling to the rescue!!!' ....and runs off to Mud School.
bfart - by Kini
1:Your {brain} farts at you for mistreating it.
2:Everyone laff at <player>, <his/her> {brain} just farted!
3:You give <target> a dose of un-creativity gas. Teehee!
4:<player> is making <target>'s {brain} fart, say goodbye to <his/her> smarts!
5:POOF! <player> just made you lose all your intelligence... poor baby :(
6:Good job, you just managed to forget everything you've ever learned.
7:<player> admits <he/she> just had a {brain}fart, how sad...
bff - by Caddy
1:You are the best bff in the whole wide world, bar none!
2:<player> bounces around on bff love pills!
3:You think <target> is just the COOLEST bff around!
4:A bff war is starting between <player> and <target>, so get ready to type ignore.
5:<player> thinks that you are a bff, better engage your anti-bff shield!
6:You giggle at the thought of bff and your superiority over non-bffers.
7:<player> mistakenly believes that <he/she> is in an exclusive club of bffness.
bfollow - by Unknown
1:ARE YOU SO BLINDED THAT YOU FORGOT WHO TO FOLLOW?
2:Drooling, blithering <player> walks into a wall.
3:<target>! <target> has what you want. You trot after <him/her> blindly.
4:<player> drops everything and trots drooling after <target>.
5:<player> trots after you. It looks like you have a new toy.
6:You wander aimlessly after yourself. Seek help. Soon.
7:<player> has a dazed look and is walking in circles. <he/she> needs a special jacket.
bgroup - by Unknown
1:You beg everyone in the room for a partner to group with.
2:On <his/her> knees, <player> begs everyone in the room for someone to group with.
3:You beg <target> to add you to <his/her> group.
4:On <his/her> knees, <player> begs to be added to <target>'s group.
5:Begging, <player> asks you to type 'group <player>'.
6:Your shadow begs you to add it to your group.
7:The shadow of <player> is begging to be part of <his/her> group.
bhug - by Unknown
1:You begin to wonder about your mental health as you attempt to hug thin air.
2:You give <player> a funny look as they give a really big hug to...nothing.
3:You walk up to <target> and give <him/her> BIG HUGS!!!
4:<player> gives BIG HUGS to <target>. Awww...how sweet.
5:<player> gives you BIG HUGS!!!
6:You reach your arms around yourself in a big hug! Are you REALLY that lonely?
7:You do a double-take as you see <player> giving <him/her>self a hug.
bidah - by Unknown
1:You razz the world at large, Japanese style.
2:<player> pulls at the corner of <his/her> right eye and sticks out <his/her> tongue, saying "biii-dah!!"
3:You razz <target>, Japanese style.
4:<player> pulls at the corner of <his/her> right eye and sticks out <his/her> tongue, saying "biii-dah!!" at <target>.
5:<player> pulls at the corner of <his/her> right eye and sticks out <his/her> tongue, saying "biii-dah!!" at you.
6:You pull out a hand mirror and razz yourself, Japanese style.
7:<player> pulls out a hand mirror and proceeds to razz <him/her>self, Japanese style.
bifurcate - by Unknown
1:You slowly bifurcate while humming a tune.
2:<player> hums a tune and begins to bifurcate...strange.
3:You bifurcate to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb", freaking <him/her> out.
4:<player> hums "Mary Had a Little Lamb", and bifurcates at <target>.
5:<player> turns to you and bifurcates as you watch...creepy.
6:You bifurcate in the corner for your own amusement.
7:<player> goes into the corner and giggles as <he/she> bifurcates.
biggun - by Unknown
1:You stand around with a huge grin, cause you gots yerself a BIG GUN!
2:<player> stands around with a six pack, a flannel and a BIG GUN!
3:You point yer BIG GUN at <target>, boy you sure feel superior! (Oh, by the way, the safety is on.)
4:<player> points <his/her> BIG GUN at <target>, and says "Just like deer, yup."
5:<player> points <his/her> BIG GUN at you! ..Course, it's the wrong end.
6:You rest your BIG GUN on your foot. Boy do you look c.. *BLAM!*
7:<player> rests <his/her> gun on <his/her> feet. What was that saying again...?
bigplans - by Fantomex
1:You proudly announce that You have big plans for tonight!
2:<player> claims to have plans for tonight. Probably watching porn and weeping.
3:You can't be bothered with <target> as You've got big plans for tonight!
4:<player> doesn't reveal his big plans! <target> seems to have a good idea!'
5:Planning on watching porn and weeping, <player> tells You <He/She> is busy tonight.
6:In attempt to sound important You announce that You have big plans for tonight!
7:<player> is afk to attend to his big plans. You wonder if that means new porn.
bigstats - by Roxane
1:Damn! You've been checking out everyone's stats again and now you're horny!
2:Ruh roh... <player> is getting that horny look again...
3:Spotting <target>, you tell <him/her>, "You stats so big and me so horny!"
4:Ha ha! <player> is drooling over <target>'s stats, making <him/her> horny!
5:Is <player> drunk? <he/she> just told you, "You stats so big and me so horny!"
6:Doh! You drank too much and fell out of the shower! Quick! Cover up your stats!
7:Whoops! <player> needed a cold shower but fell out! Wow, what tiny stats!
biker - by Unknown
1:You look around the room for someone who deserves a good bashin.
2:<player> scans the room for someone to beat up, that angry biker wannabe.
3:You beat the crap out of <target> like an angry biker! You cold blooded meanie!
4:You watch in horror as <player> beats <target> in a drunken rage!
5:<player> is beating the crap out of you like a drunk, angry biker!
6:You beat yourself in a drunken rage!
7:You see <player> beat <him/her>self in a drunken rage, that's gonna hurt tomorrow.
binary - by Citron
1:You toss your head and say "01100110011101010110001101101011!"
2:<player> tosses <his/her> head and says "01100110011101010110001101101011!"
3:You tell <target> to 01100110011101010110001101101011 off.
4:<player> tells <target> to 01100110011101010110001101101011 off.
5:<player> tells you to 01100110011101010110001101101011 off.
6:You tell yourself "01100110011101010110001101101011 you!"
7:<player> tells <him/her>self "01100110011101010110001101101011 you!"
bind - by Unknown
1:You find yourself in a jam. How will you get out?
2:<player> finds <him/her>self in a jam. How will <he/she> get out?
3:You smile broadly as you slip the satin rope around <target> and knot it firmly.
4:You watch in amazement as <player> ties <target> with a satin rope.
5:<player> ties you firmly with a satin rope.
6:Oooooooo!
7:<player> seems to like that new satin rope a lot...
bingo - by Unknown
1:You excitedly shout 'Bingo !'
2:<player> excitedly shouts 'Bingo !'
3:You smile at <him/her> and shout 'Bingo ! You got it !'
4:<player> smiles at <target> and shouts 'Bingo ! You got it !'
5:<player> smiles at you and shouts 'Bingo ! You got it !'
6:You finally found a solution and shout 'Bingo !'
7:<player> finally found a solution and shouts 'Bingo !'
bird - by Unknown
1:You flick a bird...How obscene!
2:<player> flicks a bird at no one in particular.
3:You shoot a bird at <target>.
4:<player> gives <target> the bird.
5:<player> gives you the bird...What an ass!
birthday - by Unknown
1:You start to sing Happy Birthday, but to who?
2:<player> clears <his/her> throat and starts to sing Happy Birthday !
3:You grab <target> by <his/her> waist and toss <him/her> into the air wishing <him/her> a Happy Birthday !
4:<player> gives <target> a Birthday toss high up in the air ! Now, who's gonna catch <him/her> ?
5:<player> grabs you, spins you and tosses you in the air ! Happy Birthday !!
6:You start to sing yourself a Happy Birthday song. Where are your friends ?
7:<player> starts to sing Happy Birthday to <him/her>self. Shouldn't you at least join in? Come on!
biscuit - by Unknown
1:You look around the room for someone to taunt with your biscuit!
2:<player> has a biscuit, and <he/she> knows how to use it.
3:You frown at <target> as you say to <him/her>, "Bad <target>. No biscuit."
4:You see <player> frown at <target> and say to <him/her>, "Bad <target>. No biscuit."
5:<player> frowns at you and says, "Bad <target>. No biscuit."
6:You carefully nibble on your biscuit. What a good doggy you are.
7:<player> carefully nibbles on <his/her> biscuit. What a good doggy.
bish - by Unknown
1:You enter into your bloodlust rage.
2:<player>'s eyes begins to twinkle with a killer look.
3:You bish <target> in the face.
4:Ouch! <player> just bish <target> in the face.
5:Oww! <player> just bish you in the face.
6:You swing your arm wildly and bish yourself in the face.
7:Stupid <player> swinging <his/her> arm wildly and bish <him/her>self in the face.
bitch - by Unknown
1:Man, you're a bitch!
2:<player> is a bitch, <he/she>'s a big fat bitch, <he/she>'s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
3:<target> is the biggest bitch! Good thing you told <him/her> off.
4:<player> starts to sing, "<target>'s a big <he/she>'s a big fat bitch, <he/she>'s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!"
5:<player> starts singing about how much of a bitch you are! Are you going to take that?
6:You start to sing, "I'm a bitch, I'm a big fat bitch, I'm the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!"
7:<player> starts singing about how much of a bitch <he/she> is. Must be that time of the month.
bite - by Unknown
1:You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath.
2:<player> glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under <his/her> breath.
3:You bite <target> on the neck.
4:<player> bites <target> on the neck!
5:<player> bites you on the neck.
6:You bite your knuckle in anguish.
7:<player> bites <his/her> knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!
bjack - by Unknown
1:Find them redneck roots!
2:Uh-oh. <player> has started talking hick-speak.
3:Mustering the power of the redneck within you, you bitch-jack <target>!
4:<player> has gone hillbilly! <he/she> just bitch-jacked <target>!
5:<player> bitch-jacked you! Oh, the humanity. Can <he/she> even spell humanity?
6:Feelin' suicidal, huh?
7:<player> appears to be calling <his/her> spouse "Maw." Odd.
bjob - by Unknown
1:You spread your knees and unzip, in gracious invitation.
2:<player> spreads <his/her> knees and unzips <his/her> pants, gesturing to a spot beneath <his/her> desk.
3:You drop to your knees and swallow <target>'s cock, sucking for all you're worth.
4:<player> drops to <his/her> knees and swallows <target>'s cock, sucking enthusiastically. And just think, you're watching for free!
5:<player> drops to <his/her> knees under your desk and swallows your cock, sucking enthusiastically. Wooooooooooooooooooohoo!
6:You twist and contort and reach with your lips... Made it! Ahhh, you are your own best friend!
7:<player> twists and contorts and gives <him/her>self a fantastic blowjob! You're jealous.
bkick - by Unknown
1:You scan the room looking for someone to kick in the box.
2:You notice <player> scanning the room, you instinctively guard your crotch.
3:You kick <target> square in the box and laugh as they crumple to the floor.
4:Holy Crap!! <player> just kicked <target> right in the box!
5:You double over in pain after <player> kicks you in the box.
6:You look down and promptly nail yourself in the box. You begin to cry.
7:OWWWW!! <player> just kicked <him/her>self in the box! Damn that had to hurt!
bkiss - by Unknown
1:You blow kisses to the air.
2:<player> blows kisses at no one in particular.
3:You blow a kiss at <target> and wonder if <he/she> will catch it.
4:<player> blows a kiss at <target> ... isn't <he/she> so CUTE?
5:<player> blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at <him/her>.
6:You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?
7:<player> blows a kiss to <him/her>self, obviously very in love.
blabbajaw - by Unknown
1:Blab, blab blab. That's all people do.
2:<player> wonders who is going to be BlabbaJaw today.
3:You point to <target> and start to sing a song to the tune of that awesome 70's cartoon!
4:<player> points to <target> and starts to sing, 'They call <him/her> Blabba-blabba-blabba-blabba-blabba-JAW!'
5:<player> is singing and pointing at you!
6:I don't get NO RESPECT! N-YUK! N-YUK! N-YUK!!
7:<player> whines, I don't get NO RESPECT! N-YUK! N-YUK! N-YUK!!
blackhole - by Unknown
1:Focus...For thy foes master will destroy you! Heh!
2:Swirls of mist dance around <player>.
3:You take up a stance with <him/her>! -=ATTACK=-
4:<target> collapses as <player> creates a black hole with <his/her> finger.
5:You collapse as <player> forms a chi stealing blackhole with <his/her> finger.
6:We -all- know your master could beat -our- master. Heh!
7:Hmmm, what could <player> be up to? <he/she> is focusing <his/her> chi...
blackmage - by Unknown
1:I like swords. I like swords. I like swords. I like swords.
2:<player> goes on about how <he/she> loves swords! Don't you love swords!?!?
3:Too bad you can only do it once a day.
4:<player> picks up <target>, throws <him/her> at an Emerald guard, and yells "<target>-Doken!"
5:<player> picks you up and flings you at an Emerald guard and yells "<target>-Doken!"
6:Stabbity stabbity stabbity stab!
7:<player> mumbles something about chaos and apocalyptic destruction.
bladev - by Unknown
1:Your weapons glimmer as they are possessed by the **BladeDevil**!
2:<player>'s weapons glimmer strangely.
3:You chuckle. The **BladeDevil** guides your weapons, drawing blood from <target>.
4:<player>'s weapons glimmer. They spring forth and draw blood from <target>!!!
5:You see... **Something** take <player>'s weapons and attack You, drawing blood!!!
6:You grin. The **BladeDevil** returns your bloody weapons to you.
7:<player> grins as the glimmer fades from <his/her> bloody weapons.
blame - by Unknown
1:Who's to blame, Who's to BLAME!?!
2:<player> is scanning the room for someone to blame... better flee the scene!
3:You blame <target> and claim <he/she> will take full responsibility!!!
4:<player> blames it all on <target>!! What a LOOOSER!!
5:<player> blames it all on You... Think of something QUICK!!
6:WTF!? Are you seriously blaming yourself??
7:<player> takes full blame for <his/her> actions. Isn't it inspiring?
blameulti - by Noro
1:You throw your hands up in frustration!
2:<player> blames <his/her> problems on Ultimate!
3:You cry on <target's> shoulder screaming "WHY ULTIMATE WHY?"
4:<player> blames Ultimate!
5:<player deity> looks down upon <player> and <target> and blames Ultimate!
6:You start frantically searching your desk for it.
7:<player> pulls out a RED button that says BLAME ULTIMATE.
blank - by Unknown
1:You get a blank look on your face.
2:<player> gets a blank look on <his/her> face.
3:You look at <target> but draw a complete blank.
4:<player> looks at <target> but draws a blank.
5:<player> looks at you and draws a total blank.
6:You get a blank look on your face.
7:<player> gets a blank look on <his/her> face.
blanket - by Styliann
1:You quickly make a blanket fortress to hide from the scary Immsies.
2:<player> makes a blanket fortress and peers out suspiciously.
3:You wrap yourself up in a blanket with <target> cuddling them tightly.
4:Just what are <player> and <target> doing under that blanket?
5:<player> pulls you under <his/her> blanket, cuddling you lovingly.
6:It's scary outside. Maybe you should just sit here with blankie.
7:<player> is sucking on <his/her> blankie. Perhaps the big baby needs a hug?
blaze - by Unknown
1:You light a furry little chinchilla ABLAZE!
2:<player> lights a furry little chinchilla ABLAZE!
3:You throw a BLAZING chinchilla at <target>.
4:<player> throws a BLAZING chinchilla at <target>
5:<player> throws a BLAZING chinchilla at you!
6:You stuff a BLAZING chinchilla down your pants!
7:<player> stuffs a BLAZING chinchilla down <his/her> pants!
bleat - by Unknown
1:Chewing on some laundry, you bleat contentedly.
2:<player> bleats contentedly, chewing on some laundry.
3:Turning toward <target>, you bleat and chew on the corner of <his/her> shirt.
4:<player> turns toward <target> and bleats, chewing on the corner of <his/her> shirt.
5:<player> turns toward you and bleats, chewing on the corner of your shirt.
6:Posing triumphantly, you let loose a mighty BLEAT for all to hear.
7:<player> climbs to the top of a mighty hill and lets forth a resounding BLEAT!
bleed - by Unknown
1:You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!
2:<player> weakly bleeds all over the floor.
3:You bleed on <target> -- ewww!
4:<player> bleeds on <target>. Watch out, YOU might be next!
5:<player> bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!!
6:You bleed all over yourself.
7:<player> bleeds profusely all over <him/her>self.
bleh - by Unknown
1:You grimace as if tasting something hideous and say "BLEH!"
2:<player> sticks <his/her> tongue out and says "Bleh!"
3:You "bleh!" right in <target>'s face!
4:<player> says "bleh!" while making a horrid face at <target>.
5:<player> looks right at you and says "BLEH!"
6:You bleh at yourself in response to something disagreeable.
7:<player> blehs at the thought of something.
blerk - by Unknown
1:You decide the only thing you can say about everything is Blerk.
2:<player> looks at you, looks at the MUD, and screams, "BLERK!" Wtf?
3:You narrow your eyes at <target>, and dripping venom you say, 'Blerk..'
4:<player> just said 'blerk' to <target>. OMG!! Run for the hills!!
5:Did <player> just say what you think <he/she> did?!? Yes! <he/she> said, 'Blerk'! Gasp!
6:You can say nothing but 'Blerk', Oh! The pain! The agony!
7:<player> folds up clutching <his/her> middle and crying 'Blerk' softly.
blindfold - by Unknown
1:You twirl a black silk blindfold on a finger thinking deviously.
2:<player> twirls a black silk blindfold on a finger with a wicked grin.
3:You slip the blindfold over <target>'s eyes and tie it tightly in place.
4:<target> remains motionless as <player> slips a silk blindfold over <his/her> eyes.
5:You stand motionless as <player> slips a black silk blindfold over your eyes.
6:You fold a blindfold carefully and place it over your eyes securing it tightly in place.
7:<player> is blindfolding <him/her>self. What is going on?
blindman - by Xyzzy
1:You head off on you next window treatment task, hoping for another assignment in the convent.
2:<player> heads off for <his/her> next window treatment delivery task... hoping for another stop at the convent.
3:After <target> admits you to the room full of naked, painting nuns, you stare down at <his/her> boobs and manage to stammer "Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?"
4:Sister <target> admits the blind man, <player>, to the room where <he/she>'s been painting only to have <him/her> stare at <his/her> boobs and stammer out "Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?"
5:Not seeing any harm in admitting a blind person you open the door for <player>, only to hear <him/her> stammer out "Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?"
6:Boobs, nipples, nuns, habits, crosses... uh-oh... mess.
7:You hear <player> in the corner muttering something about boobs, habits, paint and nuns while masturbating.
bling - by Unknown
1:Bling bling!
2:A flash of light blinds you! <player> must be blinging!
3:Yes, <target> bling bling is awfully nice.
4:<player> seems to be enraptured by <target>'s bling bling!
5:<player> smiles at you. You must be blinging!
6:Blinging again?
7:<player> seems to be trying to impress you with <his/her> bling bling. Sad.
blink - by Unknown
1:You bat your eyelashes.
2:<player> blinks innocently.
3:You blink innocently at <target>.
4:<player> blinks innocently at <target>.
5:<player> blinks innocently at you.
6:You try to convince yourself of your innocence.
blonde - by Unknown
1:Like, what?
2:<player> has a puzzled look on <his/her> face. Like, huh?
3:You look at <target> with complete confusion. "Like, wha?"
4:<player> looks at <target> with a boggled expression. Like, what?
5:<player> looks at you with a puzzled stare. "Like, I don't get it?"
6:You drool on yourself. "Like, what's going on?"
7:<player> is drooling down <his/her> chest. Like, huh?
bloodwings - by Tela & Citron
1:To fly! Yes, I much need those!
2:<player> needs very much so to have bloodwings to fly!
3:Blood! That's it! The missing ingredient! Surely we shall now make <player> soar!
4:<target> is covered in blood! <player> jumps on <his/her> back and flaps <his/her> arms!
5:<player> coughs blood on you. FLY BIRDIE FLY!! YAY GO <player>wings!
6:You whip out your can of jello. What's that about? A blob? What?! GOOOOOOOOO
7:Tela is NOT stable. What does this have to do with bloodwings? Uh, what's a bloodwing? (<player>)
blownose - by Unknown
1:You blow your nose loudly.
2:<player> blows <his/her> nose loudly.
3:You blow your nose on <target>'s shirt.
4:<player> blows <his/her> nose on <target>'s shirt.
5:<player> blows <his/her> nose on your shirt.
6:You blow your nose on your shirt.
7:<player> blows <his/her> nose on <his/her> shirt.
blunt - by Unknown
1:You Take Two Hits Off A BlUnT and look around the room for some one to pass it to!!
2:<player> Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Looks For Someone To Pass It To.
3:You Take Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Pass It To <target>!!
4:<player> Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Passes It To <target>!!
5:<player> Takes Two Hits Off A BlUnT And Passes It To You!!
6:You Sit Here And Bogart A Blunt, And You Don't Offer No One A Hit. What A Greedy bastod You Are!!
7:Look At <player> Bogart That BlUnT! What A Greedy Bastod!
blush - by Unknown
1:Your cheeks are burning.
2:<player> blushes.
3:You get all flustered up seeing <him/her>.
4:<player> blushes as <he/she> sees <target> here.
5:<player> blushes as <he/she> sees you here. Such an effect on people!
6:You blush at your own folly.
7:<player> blushes as <he/she> notices <his/her> boo-boo.
boast - by Unknown
1:You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.
2:<player> boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.
3:You boast to <target> of all your great deeds.
4:<player> boasts to <target>.
5:Once again, <player> boasts to you, what a bloated ego!
6:You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.
7:<player> boasts to <him/her>self -- what an ego!
bobafett - by Unknown
1:You wish you were Boba Fett, the most infamous bounty hunter in the galaxy!
2:<player> wishes <he/she> were Boba Fett, the most infamous bounty hunter in the galaxy!
3:You wish you were Boba Fett, so you could swiftly walk over and incapacitate <target>!
4:<player> wishes <he/she> was Boba Fett, so <he/she> could swiftly walk over and incapacitate <target>!
5:<player> wishes <he/she> was Boba Fett, so <he/she> could swiftly walk over and incapacitate you! quick, run!
6:POOF! You suddenly turn into Boba Fett, the most infamous bounty hunter in the galaxy!
7:POOF! <player> suddenly turns into Boba Fett, the most infamous bounty hunter in the galaxy!
bofh - by Unknown
1:You, the Bastard Operator from Hell, whip out a jar of iron filings and pour them in the back of your monitor. Watch the sparks fly!
2:<player>, the Bastard Operator from Hell, whips out a jar of iron filings and pours them in the back of <his/her> monitor. Watch the sparks fly!
3:You delete all the files in <target>'s directory to give <him/her> more disk space! How efficient!
4:<player> deletes all the files in <target>'s directory to give <him/her> more disk space! How efficient!
5:<player> deletes all the files in your directory to give you the extra disk space you wanted. How efficient of <him/her>!
6:You ponder the next trick you'll play on the engineering department! After all, you're the Bastard Operator from Hell!!
7:<player> ponders the next trick <he/she> will play on the engineering department! After all, <he/she>'s the Bastard Operator from Hell!!
boggle - by Unknown
1:You boggle at the concept.
2:<player> boggles at the concept.
3:You boggle at <target>.
4:<player> boggles at <target>.
5:<player> boggles at you.
6:You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.
7:<player> boggles quietly to <him/her>self.
bomb - by Unknown
1:BOOM!! Maybe next time you won't hold on to that grenade for so long...
2:You get covered with blood and guts as <player> explodes from <his/her> own weapon.
3:You had better back away from <target> unless you want to get blown up again.
4:<player> hands <target> a large brown envelope and heads for the hills, maybe you should too.
5:You wonder what is in this large, brown, ticking envelope <player> just handed you...
6:Does anything have to be said about stupidity?
7:<player> seems to think playing with explosives is fun... maybe <he/she> will try again in the next life.
bonertime - by Toast
1:BAM! It's Boner Time.
2:You see <player> crying about how long it's been since <he/she>'s had a good Boner Time.
3:You start moaning and panting. Yep, it's Boner Time again.
4:You see <player> boasting and thrusting out <his/her> crotch. Must be Boner Time.
5:<player> bashes you with <his/her> Belligerent Boner! Suffer...
6:OMG! That was so awesome! You are so awesome! OMG OMG! You can't stand it anymore...it's Boner Time!
7:Boner in hand, you see <player> go in search of awesomeness.
bong - by blackmagik
1:You smile lazily as you cram another bowl into your bong.
2:<player> has red eyes and a perma-smile. <he/she> must've got the bong out.
3:You load <target> a personal in your bong and hand it over to <him/her>.
4:<player> just loaded <target> a personal bong load. That lucky bastard.
5:It must be your lucky day, <player> just handed you a loaded bong!
6:You take a vicious bong rip and lay back coughing.
7:<player> just took a massive bong rip, look at those lungs!
bonk - by Unknown
1:***BONK!!!***
3:You bonk <target> on the head for being such a moron.
4:<player> bonks <target> on the head for being such an UTTER moron.
5:<player> bonks you on the head for being so foolish.
6:You bonk yourself, fool that you are.
7:<player> bonks <him/her>self and grimaces in pain.
boocakey - by Tymme
1:Mmmmm... talk about the devil's food!
2:Just the thought of baking makes <player>'s layers moist and creamy.
3:You sneak up on <target> and cover <him/her> in frosting!
4:<player> gets a little overexcited and covers <target> in <his/her> own frosting!
5:From outta nowhere, <player> covers you in <his/her> frosting! Mmmm, Boo-cakey!
6:Yes. We all know you overindulge in the pastry department.
7:'Mommy, what're those gorillas doing?' 'They're making cakes, <player>....'
boogy - by Unknown
1:You hop up and down shouting "Boogy Woogy OOY!!"
2:<player> hops up and down shouting "Boogy Woogy OOY!!"
3:<target> faints as you sneak up to <him/her> and shout "Boogy Woogy OOY!!"
4:<target> faints as <player> sneaks up to <him/her> and shouts "Boogy Woogy OOY!!"
5:<player> appears out of nowhere and shouts "Boogy Woogy OOY!!" at you.
6:You scream just thinking about shouting "Boogy Woogy OOY!!"
7:<player> yells "Boogy Woogy OOY!!" to <him/her>self and starts screaming wildly.
booo - by Guinness
1:You go ooOOooOOoo.
2:<player> goes ooOOooOOoo.
3:You go ooOOooOOoo at <target>.
4:<player> goes ooOOooOOoo at <target>.
5:<player> goes ooOOooOOoo at you. You beam with pride.
6:You go ooOOooOOoo into thin air.
7:<player> goes ooOOooOOoo at <him/her>self. What a weirdo!!
boots - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to give a boot to the head (nah nah).
2:<player> looks around for someone to give a boot to the head, watch out!
3:You give <target> a boot to the head!(nah nah)
4:<player> gives <target> a boot to the head!(nah nah)
5:<player> gives you a boot to the head! (nah nah)
6:Boot to the Head! (nah nah)... You missed!
7:<player> sings Boot to the Head (nah nah) to <him/her>self.
bootykiss - by Unknown
1:You pucker up and look for a clan leader.
2:<player> is walking around with pursed lips, telling everyone how rox they are.
3:You get down on one knee, cup <target>'s booty, and plant a big wet one on it.
4:<player> is down on one knee, and cupping <target>'s ass. Ewwwww.
5:Oh my god!! <player> just kissed your ass!! Run away! Oh hang on.. this is nice..
6:You run around in circles trying to get your lips on your ass, almost there!
7:<player> is chasing <his/her> tail/ass around.. kinda like a dog.. its so sad its almost funny really..
bootysmack - by Unknown
1:You didn't pick a booty to smack!
2:<player> looks around for a nice booty to smack.
3:You give <target> a booty smack! And what a nice booty <he/she> has.
4:<player> gives <target> a nice booty smack.
5:<player> smacks your booty.
6:You stick out your booty and give it a good smack.
7:<player> smacks <his/her> own booty. How odd.
booyah - by Unknown
1:BOOYAH, grandma! BOOYAH!
2:<player> struts around the room yelling, "BOOYAH, grandma! BOOYAH!"
3:You get in <target>'s face, thump <him/her> in the chest and exclaim, "BOOYAH, grandma! BOOYAH!"
4:<player> gets in <target>'s face, thumps <him/her> in the chest and yells, "BOOYAH, grandma! BOOYAH!"
5:<player> puts face right up to yours, thumps you in the chest and growls, "BOOYAH, grandma! BOOYAH!"...you ain't gonna take that from <him/her> are you?!
6:You strut around the room pounding your chest and yelling, "BOOYAH, grandma! BOOYAH!"...a little much, don't ya think?
7:<player> struts around the room yelling, "BOOYAH, grandma! BOOYAH!"
bop - by Unknown
1:You look around for things to bop but you're all bopped out! *cry*
2:<player> puts on <his/her> playful bunny ears, but finds they won't stand up! You hear a faint whining. *giggle*
3:You launch a full-scale bopping attack on <target>! It starts raining fire and brimstone.
4:Little bunny <player>fu's running through the forest, picking up the <target>s and bopping them on the head!
5:You're being chased by some big <player>bunny trying to grab your tail and bop you on the head! Watch Out!
6:You close your eyes and pray you don't knock yourself out with your all powerful boppage! *cringe*
7:You see <player> make a fist then slam it down on <his/her> parietal lobe, oops, <he/she> passed out!
bored - by Unknown
1:You are so bored you eat your feet.
2:<player> is so bored <he/she> devours <his/her> feet, making large slurpy sounds!
3:You are bored. You sit on <target> and squash <him/her>.
4:<player> sits on <target> and squashes <him/her>; <he/she> doesn't look overjoyed.
5:Eeeep! <player> sits on you and you squish! Get <him/her> off!
6:You are so bored your eyes glaze over and you drool.
7:<player> slumps over in a daze and starts to drool.
borednow - by Tela
1:You are totally evil. Really. You are.
2:<player> is trying to act evil, but they're just soooo coot!
3:You exclaim 'I'm a blood sucking fiend! Look at my outfit!'
4:<player> exclaims '<target>, I'm a blood sucking fiend! Look at my outfit!'
5:<player> exclaims 'I'm a blood sucking fiend! Look at my outfit!'
6:You exclaim 'Bored now!' and then flay Warren.
7:<player> exclaims 'Bored now!' and proceeds to flay someone.
borg - by Unknown
1:Resistance is futile!
2:<player> attempts to add another to the borg collective.
3:You assimilate <target> and they join the borg collective.
4:You watch helplessly as <player> assimilates <target> into the borg collective.
5:<player> assimilates you into the borg! You are now one of them.
6:You attempt to assimilate yourself, but fail.
7:<player> attempts to assimilate <his/her>self. VERY weird.
bort - by Jilted, The Daoine S
1:YES! Boooooooooooooort!
2:<player> Borts it!
3:You look at <target> and Bort it!
4:<player> awes <target> with <his/her> obvious Bortness.
5:You stand in awe as <player> looks at you and Borts it!
6:Bort Bort Bort!
7:OMG! <player> is so Bort!
boss - by Unknown
1:ACK!! RUN!
2:<player> suddenly gets a panicked look in <his/her> eyes and vanishes.
3:You tell <target>, "You are SO boss!"
4:<player> tells <target>, "You are SO boss!"
5:<player> tells you, "You are SO boss!"
6:You really think you're in charge? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
7:<player> seems to think <he/she>'s in charge. HA!
bot - by Unknown
1:Bot? Rhymes with Pot! Just say NO!
2:<player> says 'Botting is like a drunk weasel. It's only fun until someone gets caught'
3:You activate <target>'s triggers and watch <him/her> start to hunt like an electronic dog!
4:<target>'s bot program is activated by <player> and <he/she> rolls over on demand.
5:Oh no! <player> is messing with your triggers, and you're making a fool of yourself!
6:You turn on your program and disengage rl from vl to get nl.
7:<player> starts to sing 'Bots don't cry.....'
botcave - by Vaun
1:You twirl your cape about and speed off into the night!
2:<player>, having successfully leveled, twirls about in a flourish and heads back to the Bot Cave!!
3:<target> vanishes into the dark as <he/she> stalks back to the Bot Cave to await <his/her> next drag.
4:<player> invites <target> to the Bot Cave for a spellup and some cuddle time.
5:<player> just invited you to the Bot Cave, you feel the urge to gain some 'experience'.
6:Congratulations, you just tried to drag yourself. It appears to be time for a psychological evaluation.
7:<player> just invited <him/her>self to the Bot Cave, you turn your eyes away in shame.
botpin - by Unknown
1:You hold a pin labeled V2 Order Of The Bots.
2:<player> holds a pin labeled V2 Order Of The Bots.
3:You pin V2 Order Of The Bots to <target>'s chest.
4:<target> winces slightly as <player> pins V2 Order Of The Bots to <his/her> chest.
5:You wince slightly as <player> pins V2 Order Of The Bots to your chest.
6:You wince slightly as you pin V2 Order Of The Bots to your chest.
7:<player> winces slightly as <he/she> pins V2 Order Of The Bots to <his/her> chest.
botsong - by Tela
1:You bow as you finish yet another performance of the Bots.
2:<player> bows as <he/she> finishes yet another performance of the Bots.
3:You clutch yourself as you begin the Ballad of the Bots for <target>.
4:<player> begins performing the wondrous Ballad of the Bots for <target>.
5:<player> begins performing the wondrous Ballad of the Bot for you.
6:You go in a corner and play with your bot. Loser.
7:<player> attempts to perform the Ballad of the Bots to <him/her>self.
botspeed - by Unknown
1:Its about time that you finally buy your own Aardwolf Bots of Speed!
2:<player> is dreaming about <his/her> own Aardwolf Bots of Speed again!
3:You sob as <target> wins another gquest in <his/her> Aardwolf Bots of Speed.
4:<player> sobs as <target> wins another gquest in <his/her> Aardwolf Bots of Speed.
5:<player> is suspecting you of wearing your Aardwolf Bots of Speed! Oops!
6:Being IAW, you win another gquest in your Aardwolf Bots of Speed.
7:OMG! <player> got another gquest in <his/her> Aardwolf Bots of Speed.
botspringer - by Dilligaf
1:%&^#*#& BOTS!
2:<player> is complaining about those damn GQ BOTS again.. doesn't <he/she> ever quit?
3:<target> is ALWAYS beating you in GQs.. only one thing left to do.. report them for being a BOT!
4:<player> is spamming about <target> being a BOT again. *yawn*
5:Sigh, here goes <player> again.. doesn't <he/she> know all the work you put in making those mob-SW's, macros, and buttons!?
6:The channels have all fallen silent, time to bitch about BOTS.
7:Its obviously been too long since someone whined about BOTS, <player> is at it again..
botstick - by Unknown
1:You throw your [TARGET] stick, hoping to catch a bot in your trap.
2:<player> throws <his/her> [TARGET] stick, hoping to catch a bot in <his/her> trap.
3:You throw your [TARGET] stick. The Chase! <target>bot runs to fetch it.
4:<player> throws <his/her> [TARGET] stick. <target>bot returns from AFK and chases after!
5:<player> throws <his/her> [TARGET] stick. You chase after, not knowing it yet.
6:You throw your [TARGET] stick and immediately chase after it.
7:<player>bot throws <his/her> [TARGET] stick and runs to fetch it. Weirdo!
botsupport - by Mye
1:You proudly wear your Supporters Pin and bot without any concerns.
2:<player's> Supporters Pin lets <him/her> bot and get away with it, too!
3:Your Supporters Pin doesn't let you bot as well as <target> :(
4:<target's> Supporters Pin makes <his/her> bot superior to <player's>.
5:<player> is jealous of your Supporters Pin's botting immunity.
6:Your Supporters Pin has given you the power of botting immunity!
7:<player's> Supporters Pin gives <him/her> the power of botting immunity!
bottrap - by Unknown
1:You start placing huge bot traps with 35.princesses as bait!
2:<player> is placing around alot of huge bot traps with 35.princesses as bait!
3:Hooray! Looks like <target>bot got caught in your bot trap!
4:<player> giggles as <target>bot tried to reach the 35.princess in <his/her> huge bot trap!
5:<player> giggles as your triggers tried to reach the 35.princess in <his/her> trap!
6:You place a huge bot trap and hump on it. Click, and your spine is broken!
7:<player>bot just placed a huge bot trap and humped it, breaking <his/her> own spine!
botty - by Unknown
1:You go "Here Botty Botty Botty!.." while tossing gquest tokens.
2:You watch <player> tossing gquest tokens going "Here Botty Botty Botty!..".
3:You start tossing <target> gquest tokens shouting, "Here Botty Botty Botty!..".
4:<player> is tossing <target> gquest tokens shouting, "Here Botty Botty Botty!..".
5:<player> is tossing you gquest tokens shouting, "Here Botty Botty Botty!..".
6:You throw a fistful of gquest tokens and start pecking them. Cluck! Cluck!
7:<player>bot throws a fistful of gquest tokens and pecks them, clucking softly.
botzales - by Unknown
1:You strum your guitar and tell the tale of Speedy Botzales!
2:<player> strums his guitar and starts telling the tale of Speedy Botzales!
3:You strum your guitar and start telling the tale of <target>, known as Speedy Botzales.
4:<player> strums his guitar over the picture of <target>. 'Hear the story of Speedy Botzales!'
5:Uh oh. <player> seems to be telling the story of Speedy Botzales,..of YOU! Hide!
6:You strum your guitar and tell the tale of your Botventurous Adventures.
7:<player> strums his guitar and tells <his/her> own tale: The tale of Speedy Botzales!
bounce - by Unknown
1:BOIINNNNNNGG!
2:<player> bounces around.
3:You bounce onto <target>'s lap and wiggle about.
4:<player> bounces onto <target>'s lap and wiggles about.
5:<player> bounces into your lap and wiggles about.
6:You bounce your head like a basketball.
7:<player> plays basketball with <his/her> head.
bow - by Unknown
1:You bow deeply.
2:<player> bows deeply.
3:You bow before <him/her>.
4:<player> bows before <target>.
5:<player> bows before you.
6:You kiss your toes.
7:<player> folds up like a jacknife and kisses <his/her> own toes.
bowling - by Unknown
1:You shake your hips and squeal like a pig!
2:<player> shakes <his/her> hips and squeals like a pig!!
3:You shout 'SUUUUUUEEEEEEYYY! Squeal like a pig!' just as <target> is about to release <his/her> ball.
4:<player> shouts 'SUUUUUEEEEEYY! Squeal like a pig!!' and makes <target> drop <his/her> ball on <his/her> foot.
5:<player> shouts 'SUUUUEEEEEYY! Squeal like a pig!' and makes you miss your strike. Bastige.
6:Sick.
7:<player> is wiggling and squealing 'SUUUEEEYYY!'. Do you really want to interrupt?
boycott - by Unknown
1:You hold a sign that reads "Down with eating burgers! EAT AT KFC!"
2:<player> holds a sign that reads "Down with eating burgers! EAT AT KFC!"
3:You ask <target> to join the boycott against hamburgers!
4:You see <player> tell <target> to boycott hamburgers!
5:<player> asks you if you want to join the boycott against hamburgers!
6:You mumble to yourself "Hamburgers BAD! KFC GOOD!"
7:You watch as <player> mumbles to <him/her>self "Hamburgers BAD! KFC GOOD!"
bpunk - by Unknown
1:You look around for mouthy little punks to expose.
2:<player> wonders which punk will mouth off today.
3:You watch as <target> digs <his/her> grave deeper with all <his/her> bragging.
4:<player> hears a pin drop as <target> is exposed as a mouthy punk in front of the entire Mud!
5:<player> laughs at you for bragging about things you can't back up!
6:You go around bragging about being scared of nothing and noone then avoid all wars called in your range.
7:<player> brags about being afraid of nothing and noone but then <he/she> avoids joining any wars called in <his/her> range!
brainfart - by Unknown
1:You have suffered a BrainFart!
2:<player> blames any mistakes on <his/her> current BrainFart.
3:You pin a BrainFart medal on <target>.
4:<player> has pinned a BrainFart medal on <target>'s chest.
5:<player> declares you King of the BrainFart!!
6:You try to pin a BrainFart on yourself, but draw Blood instead! Oww!!
7:<player> is trying to give <him/her>self a BrainFart medal! Oh, the Horror!
brat - by Unknown
1:You gulp and apologize to everyone for being such a brat. *sniff*
2:<player> scuffs <his/her> foot and apologizes for being such a brat.
3:You glare at <target> and mutter, "You're such a brat!"
4:<player> mutters something and glares at <target>.
5:<player> hrmphs and glares at you muttering, "You're such a brat!"
6:You're a brat and proud of it! *strut*
7:<player> is such a brat... but you love <him/her> anyway! (Right..?)
brb - by Unknown
1:Hope to see you soon!
2:<player> will be right back!
breadstix - by Unknown
1:You break out the BreadStix! Who's it gonna be this time?
2:<player> breaks out the BreadStix! Everybody RUN!!!
3:You mercilessly beat <target> into submission with stale, moldy BreadStix!
4:Crumbs fly as <player> mercilessly beats <target> with stale Breadstix!!
5:You watch the crumbs fly as <player> beats upon you with stale BreadStix!!!
6:Crumbs fly as you commit "Death-by-BreadStix"!!!
7:Crumbs fly as <player> commits "Death-by-BreadStix"!!!
breakdance - by Unknown
1:You jump on the floor and breakdance wildly!
2:<player> turns on some music and hits the ground, breakdancing crazily.
3:You show your love for <target> and breakdance for <him/her>!
4:<player> catches your attention as <he/she> breakdances for <target>.
5:Woo, look! <player> is breakdancing for you!
6:What? Trying to learn how to breakdance?
7:<player> tries to learn how to breakdance, but fails miserably.
breathe - by Laren
1:Trying to calm down, you take a deep breath.
2:<player's> face relaxes as <he/she> takes a deep breath.
3:You breathe on <target>.
4:<player> breathes on <target>.
5:<player> breathes on you. Ewww, maybe you should offer tic tacs.
6:You cup your hands over your mouth and nose and breathe.
7:<player> cups <his/her> hands over <his/her> mouth and nose and takes a deep breath.
breeder - by Korridel Wrilley
1:Moar babies!
2:<player> had another kid. Guess you're babysitting on Friday night as usual!
3:You preach the benefits of having a large family to anyone who will listen.
4:<player> hugs <target's> wittle baby! Now you want to have tons of kids!
5:<player> rushes up to hug your baby. You should show them your other 5 kids!
6:Did you just try to breed with yourself?
7:<player> loves kids so much <he/she> is attempting to breed with <him/her>self.
bremen - by Unknown
1:You look at Bremen and move on to more important things.
2:<player> looks at Bremen and then moves on to more important things.
3:You look at Bremen, and then turn your attention to <target>, who's much more interesting.
4:<player> looks for a moment at Bremen, then turns <his/her> attention to <target>.
5:<player> looks for a moment at Bremen, then turns to you, obviously much more interested.
6:You begin humming the 'Sailor Bremen' theme song to yourself.
7:<player> sings 'Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by day light, never running from a real fight she umm he is the one named Sailor Bremen.'
brightblade - by Unknown
1:You peer around for a senseless newbie to drag to the combat maze.
2:<player> is looking for a senseless newbie to drag to the combat maze.
3:You wonder if <target> is dumb enough to follow you to the combat maze.
4:<player> is trying to lure newbies to the combat maze again, looks like <he/she> is after <target> this time...
5:<player> smiles at you, and asks you to follow <him/her> at recall.
6:Why kill yourself, when there are so many newbies around to up your combat maze kills!?
7:<player> considers killing <him/her>self in the combat maze, what an idiot!
bristle - by Unknown
1:You clench your teeth and bristle with anger.
2:<player> clenches <his/her> teeth and bristles with anger.
3:You glare at <target>, bristling with anger.
4:<player> glares at <target>, bristling with anger.
5:<player> glares at you, bristling with anger.
6:Your bristle at your foolishness.
7:<player> bristles at <him/her>self and <his/her> foolishness.
brlight - by Unknown
1:You light a Bright Shining Aura around yourself.
2:<player> lights a Bright Shining Aura around <him/her>self.
3:You bring your Aura around <target> purifying <him/her> from all darkness.
4:<player> purifies <target> with <his/her> Bright Shining Aura.
5:<player> brings <his/her> Aura around you, purifying you from all darkness.
6:You light an Aura around yourself, purifying you from all darkness.
7:<player> is purified from darkness by <his/her> Bright Shining Aura.
brokeback - by Unknown
1:You head off in search of some sheep, and some ass... whichever comes first.
2:<player> is headed off on horseback, looking for some sheep and some ass.
3:You stare lustily at <target>'s ASS! Maybe the sheep can wait, just this once.
4:<player> stares lustily at <target>'s ASS! Looks like the sheep will have to wait.
5:<player> is staring at your ASS and breathing heavy... better hide behind one of those sheep!
6:You're stuck out here with the flock, with nobody else in sight... Looks like it's either the sheep or your hand.
7:Uh-oh... Looks like <player> is stuck out there alone with the sheep again... and the sheep are looking MIGHTY nervous.
browtorch - by Unknown
1:You light your blowtorch and start watching eyebrows.
2:<player> lights <his/her> blowtorch, watch your eyebrows.
3:You burn off <target>'s eyebrows with a blowtorch.
4:<player> just took a blowtorch to <target>'s eyebrows.
5:<player> just lit your eyebrows on fire with a blowtorch.
6:You just burned off your own eyebrows. You should be more careful with your blowtorch.
7:<player> just lit <his/her> own eyebrows on fire.
browwiggle - by Unknown
1:You wiggle your eyebrows and grin.
2:<player> wiggles <his/her> eyebrows and grins wryly.
3:You wiggle your eyebrows at <target> and wink suggestively.
4:<player> wiggles <his/her> eyebrows suggestively at <target>.
5:<player> wiggles <his/her> eyebrows suggestively at you. Wonder what <he/she> wants...
6:You wiggle your eyebrows to yourself at an interesting idea.
7:<player> wiggles <his/her> eyebrows to <him/her>self, contemplating an interesting idea.
brub - by Unknown
1:You invite everyone to rub your belly.
2:<player> exposes <his/her> belly and invites everyone to rub it.
3:You give <target> a playful belly rub.
4:<player> rubs <target>'s belly playfully.
5:<player> rubs your belly playfully, isn't <he/she> cute?
6:You smile and rub your belly.
7:<player> smiles and rubs <his/her> belly.
brush - by Unknown
1:Brush what? Who? Where?
2:<player> seems to be looking for someone to brush.
3:You brush out <his/her> hair for <him/her>. Very thoughtful.
4:<player> brushes <target>'s hair for <him/her>. Looks better now.
5:<player> brushes out your hair. How nice of <him/her>.
6:You brush out your hair. There - much better.
7:<player> brushes out <his/her> hair. Looks much better now.
bslap - by Unknown
1:With an evil glint in your eye, you look for the next person to TICK you off!
2:<player>s eyes begin to glow red. Wonder what <he/she> is thinking?!
3:The power stirs deep inside you as you SMACK <target> into oblivion.
4:<player> has just smacked <target> into oblivion! RUN, before you're next!!
5:With all <his/her> might, <player> has just given you the almighty THWAP!!!
6:You try to take your anger out on yourself. Doesn't work quite the way you hoped!
7:<player> is trying to take <his/her> anger out on <him/her>self. How Odd!!
bspears - by Unknown
1:The answer to every question is Brittany Spears!
2:<player> raises <his/her> hand wildly and yells out 'Brittany Spears!'
3:You ask <target> the question 'Name a deadly disease that rots away body parts' and watch as <he/she> scribble down 'Brittany Spears' as <his/her> final answer.
4:<target> ponders <player>'s question 'Name a deadly disease that rots away body parts' and scribbles down 'Brittany Spears' as <his/her> final answer.
5:You scribble down 'Brittany Spears' as your final answer to <player>'s question 'Name a deadly disease that rots away limbs'.
6:You lie in your bed, surveying your mecca of Brittany Spears memorabilia.
7:<player> is glorying in the concept that Brittany Spears is the pinnacle of existence. Might wanna put <him/her> out of <his/her> misery.
bubba - by Xyzzy
1:You search in futility for an eligible female, suspecting all candidates of being 50-year old, 400lb truckers from Duluth named Bubba.
2:<player> searches in vain for an eligible female, overly suspicious that any candidate is actually a 400lb, 50-year old trucker from Duluth named Bubba.
3:<target> is looking MIGHTY fine tonight, you make your move hoping it's not another 400lb 50-year old trucker from Duluth named Bubba, like last time.
4:<player> is looking at <target> and panting lustily... What the hell does <he/she> see in a 400lb, 50-year old trucker from Duluth, named Bubba, that's all that sexy?
5:<player> is looking at you and panting lustily, obviously your disguise is hiding your true identity: A 400lb, 50-year old trucker from Duluth named Bubba.
6:Your immense girth and size is hidden well behind this blonde wig and dress... Nobody would even suspect you were a 50-year old trucker.
7:<player> makes a futile attempt to convince you that <he/she>'s female, and not a 400lb 50-year old trucker from Duluth.
bueller - by Unknown
1:You don't have a care in the world, you are the coolest!
2:<player> runs <his/her> hand through <his/her> hair and grins mischievously.
3:You wink at <target> and ask <him/her> for the keys to a 1961 Ferarri.
4:<player> winks at <target> and asks <him/her> for the keys to a red Ferarri.
5:<player> winks at you and asks for the keys to the red Ferarri.
6:You do your best Ferris Bueller imitation.
7:<player> walks about pretending to be cool like Ferris Bueller.
buff - by Unknown
1:You look around for a cloak to buff your nails on!
2:<player> is looking around for a cloak to buff <his/her> nails on...better run!
3:You buff your nails on <target>'s cloak. Hope <he/she> doesn't notice the stains.
4:<player> buffs <his/her> nails on <target>'s cloak. Eww, what is that <he/she> wiped on there?
5:<player> buffs <his/her> nails on your cloak. Now you're going to have to take it to the dry cleaners!
6:You buff your nails on your cloak. What a stud!
7:<player> buffs <his/her> nails on <his/her> cloak. What a stud.
bukkake - by Tela
1:Yes. We all know you love bukkake.
2:<player> screams, I LIKE BUKKAKE. I LIKE BUKKAKE. I LIKE BUKKAKE.
3:You politely ask <target> if they would be interested in some BUKKAKE.
4:You overhear <player> asking <target> if <he/she> would like some BUKKAKE. What the hell?
5:<player> walks up to you and boldly asks if you are interested in some BUKKAKE.
6:In an amazing feat of dexterity and sexual vigor, you BUKKAKE on yourself!
7:Showing off <his/her> dexterity, <player> totally BUKKAKES <him/her>self!
bulb - by Unknown
1:You struggle and strain, trying to form a thought.
2:<player> turns red in the face as a dim bulb appears above <his/her> head.
3:You giggle at <target> as <he/she> attempts to form a thought.
4:<player> giggles as <target> attempts to form a thought.
5:<player> interrupts you with <his/her> giggling as you try in vain to think.
6:You think... therefore, you are!
7:<player> is deeply analyzing <him/her>self again.
bulldance - by Unknown
1:Doing the Bulldance .. feelin' the flow ... workin' it ...
2:<player> busts out <his/her> sword, sticks it between <his/her> legs and rides it in circles like a horny cowboy.
3:You sneak up behind <him/her> and mount up for a wild ride! YEEEHAWWW!!!
4:<player> holds on for dear life as a bent over <target> tries to resist the dreaded bulldance!
5:You bend over only to look back and see <player> smackin' your bum and waving <his/her> arm in the air!
6:Your eyes turn red and horns sprout from your head as the urge to Bulldance takes over.
7:Newbies scatter and cover their rear ends as the urge to bulldance consumes <player>.
bullshit - by Unknown
1:*coughbullshitcough*
2:<player> covers <his/her> mouth. *coughbullshitcough*
3:You tell <target>, "BULLSHIT."
4:<player> tells <target>, "BULLSHIT."
5:<player> laughs at you, and says, "BULLSHIT."
6:You start to spread a line of BS that would make a conman proud.
7:<player> is spouting a line of talk that can only be BULLSHIT.
bumma - by Rumour
1:Bumma, that's a bit of bad luck. :(
2:Bumma! <player> is really down on <his/her> luck. :(
3:Bumma, that was a bit of bad luck there <target>!
4:Bumma, <target>! <player> thinks you are having a run of bad luck!
5:Bumma! <player> thinks you are having a run of bad luck!
6:Bumma, you are having a run of bad luck!
7:Bumma! <player> is feeling down on <his/her> luck!
bummer - by Gnistar
1:You hang your head and mutter 'Bummer' as your target mob dies.
2:Oops, too late. <player>'s target mob is dead.
3:You look at <target's> kill repeating 'Bummer'.
4:<player> mutters incoherently about <target's>'s timing.
5:<target deity> smiles as you beat <player> to the kill.
6:No use crying over spilt milk loser.
7:<player> is bummed out about something.
bungee - by Unknown
1:You look around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud.
2:<player> looks around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud.
3:You whip out a bungee cord, stick it on <target>, and kick <him/her> off the mud!
4:<player> whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on <target>, and pushes <him/her> off the mud.
5:<player> whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on you, and pushes you off the mud!! Eeeep!
6:You connect yourself to a bungee cord, and jump off the mud! Bombs away!!
7:<player> connects itself to a bungee cord and jumps off the mud! Phew, you were hoping <he/she> would leave soon!
bunny - by Unknown
1:You shoulder your hammer and go out hunting the Energizer Bunny.
2:<player> shoulders <his/her> hammer and sings 'Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit...'
3:You grab <target> by the shirt and scream 'THE ENERGIZER BUNNY MUST DIE!'
4:<player> grabs <target> and screams 'THE ENERGIZER BUNNY MUST DIE!'
5:<player> grabs you by the shirt and screams 'THE ENERGIZER BUNNY MUST DIE!'
6:You hide under your bed, convinced that the energizer bunny is after you.
7:<player> cowers, whimpering 'It keeps going...and going...and going...'
burn - by Obyron
1:Oh man, now -THAT- was a burn!
2:Someone in the crowd yells, "BURN!" <player> seems to agree!
3:You royally burned <target>. Let's see if <he/she> will cry like a girly girl.
4:What a burn! <player> just showed <target> how they roll in <his/her> hood.
5:Is it getting hot in here, or did <player> just BURN you?
6:Sizzle sizzle!
7:What a rare treat! <player> has just committed the elusive SELF-burn!
burnbot - by Xeno
1:You say, "We found a bot, may we nuke it?"
2:<player> says, "We found a bot, may we nuke it?"
3:You declare that <target> has triggered your bot!
4:<player> declares, "<target> broke my bot! But it got better..."
5:<player> declares that you triggered <his/her> bot. What a looney.
6:You want to stay and bot all one hundred and eighty of them!
7:<player> says, "Well, maybe I could bot for just a bit longer..."
burnward - by Obyron
1:Quick thinking, calling for the BURN ward like that!
2:Thinking quickly, <player> calls for a specialist from the BURN ward.
3:You comfort <target> as <he/she>'s hauled off to the BURN ward.
4:<player> comforts <target> as they load <him/her> on a stretcher destined for the BURN ward.
5:<player> comforts you as they load you on a stretcher destined for the BURN ward.
6:You limp away to check yourself into the BURN ward.
7:<player> limps off to check <him/her>self into the BURN ward.
burp - by Unknown
1:You burp loudly.
2:<player> burps loudly.
3:You burp loudly to <him/her> in response.
4:<player> burps loudly in response to <target>'s remark.
5:<player> burps loudly in response to your remark.
6:You burp at yourself.
7:<player> burps at <him/her>self. What a sick sight.
bushborg - by Unknown
1:You are a kinder, GENTLER kind of borg.
2:<player> is a kinder, GENTLER kind of borg.
3:You tell <target>: "You will be assimilated. But only if you want to be."
4:<player> tells <target>: "You will be assimilated. But only if you want to be."
5:<player> tells you: "You will be assimilated. But only if you want to be.
6:You mutter to yourself "Read my lips. No new assimilati...err...taxes."
7:<player> mutter to <him/her>self "Read my lips. No new assimilati...err...taxes."
busy - by Unknown
1:You rush around like it's the end of the world.
2:<player> seems a bit preoccupied at the moment.
3:You tell <target>, 'Busy...go away.'
4:<player> gives <target> a number, then points to the end of a line.
5:<player> tells you to take a number and stand in line.
6:Like you need something else to deal with...
7:A large vein protrudes from <player>'s forehead..best leave before that sucker blows.
butter - by Viviane
1:You look around for someone to butter.
2:RuRoh! <player> is looking for someone to butter!
3:You butter <target> and take a bite.
4:RUhRoh! Looks like <player> is buttering <target> and eating <him/her>!
5:Oh No! <player> just buttered you and <he/she> bit you!
6:Nobody can butter you up like you can!
7:Oh boy, <player> butters <his/her> own body! KinKy!
button - by Halo
1:You sure are horny again, ain't ya?
2:<player> wants someone to play with <his/her> "special button". Wow, <he/she> must be lonely!
3:You play with <target>'s "special button" and hope to hear <him/her> moan.
4:<player> is playing with <target>'s "special button". You want to look away, but damn, this is HAWT!
5:<player> is playing with your "special button" again. Damn, <he/she> is good at this!
6:MMM, feels good, doesn't it?!
7:<player> is playing with <his/her> "special button" again! God is killing a puppy!
buttplug - by Madrox
1:You hold up a huge red buttplug and stare at it quizzically.
2:<player> brandishes a huge red buttplug and looks at it as if <he/she> has no clue what it is.
3:You lil devil, poor <target> never saw that huge buttplug coming, good thing <he/she> seems to be liking it.
4:<target> moans as <player> uses that thick red cone thing somewhere behind <him/her>.
5:Your eyes widen as <player> surprises you with a huge red buttplug. Wait this actually feels good.
6:You sure have some unique kinks, I mean WOW. The whole thing, with limited lube.
7:<player> just set up the shiny red cone thing, OMG..WTF...<he/she> sat on it?
buzz - by Unknown
1:These fools! You are none other than Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger!
2:You stare in disbelief at <player>, who thinks <he/she>'s some sort of "Space Ranger".
3:Die <target>! No servant of the Evil Zurg shall escape your wrath.
4:<player> kneels down and aims <his/her> hand laser at <target>. Could <target> be a minion of Zurg?
5:What is <player> doing pointing that stupid lightbulb at you? Who is Zurg!?
6:You sound your mighty battlecry, fist raised high up to the sky.
7:<player> stands proud and exclaims, "To Infinity, and Beyond!"
buzzin - by Obyron
1:You quickly hit the button on your buzzer-inner!
2:BEE-BEEP! <player> buzzes in.
bzzz - by Majic
1:You get bzzz from a backpack.
2:<player> gets bzzz from a backpack, and it slides out of <his/her> hand.
3:You attempt to give bzzz to <target> but <he/she> cannot carry it.
4:<player> tries to give bzzz to <target> but it slips out of <his/her> hands and rolls to a stop at your feet.
5:Bzzz given to you by <player> slips out of your hand and bounces off the floor.
6:You begin self-pleasure.
7:<player> attempts to bzzz but is too inexperienced.
cab - by Unknown
1:You threaten pedestrians to get out of your CAB!
2:<player> threatens every single passer by, to get out of his precious CAB!
3:You grab <target> and throw <him/her> out of your CAB!
4:<player> grabs <target> and tells him to get out of the CAB!
5:<player> yells at you 'Get out! Get out of the CAB!!'
6:You throw yourself out of the CAB!
7:<player> is throwing himself out of the CAB again... this is serious!
cabbagepatch - by Unknown
1:You hold your hands in front of your body, move them in a circle and gyrate your hips.
2:<player> dances the "cabbagepatch" in front of you. What a dork.
3:You start cabbagepatching and sing, "Go <target>. Go <target>."
4:<player> starts cabbagepatching and sings, "Go <target>. Go <target>."
5:<player> starts cabbagepatching at you and sings, "Go <target>. Go <target>."
6:You do the cabbagepatch for your recent accomplishment. "Go me. Go me."
7:Proud of <him/her>self for <his/her> recent accomplishment, <player> dances and sings "Go me. Go me."
cackle - by Unknown
1:You cackle gleefully.
2:<player> throws back <his/her> head and cackles with insane glee!
3:You cackle gleefully at <target>.
4:<player> cackles gleefully at <target>.
5:<player> cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from <him/her>.
6:You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!
7:<player> is really crazy now! <he/she> cackles at <him/her>self.
calabi - by Bark
1:You quickly move aside as a roving herd of Calabi start to stampede.
2:<player> easily avoids being trampled by a stampeding herd of Calabi.
3:You chuckle as <target> is trampled by stampeding Calabi.
4:<player> chuckles as <target> is trampled by stampeding Calabi.
5:<player> chuckles as you are trampled by stampeding Calabi.
6:You try to avoid the stampeding Calabi, but are trampled anyway.
7:<player> runs from the stampeding Calabi, but is trampled anyway.
calm - by Laren
1:You tell everyone to calm down!
2:<player> yells, "Everyone just calm down!"
3:You tell <target> to calm down.
4:<player> tells <target> to calm down.
5:<player> tells you to calm down and just breathe.
6:With great effort, you calm yourself.
7:<player> visibly struggles with <him/her>self but calms down.
camel - by Unknown
1:You pretend you are a camel.
2:<player> pretends to be a camel.
3:You light a Camel cigarette for <him/her>.
4:<player> lights a Camel cigarette for <target>.
5:<player> lights a Camel cigarette for you.
6:You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.
7:<player> lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.
canada - by Roxane
1:You feel the urge to mislead everyone about Canada again! Muahahaha!
2:Wow! <player> sure must want to get to <his/her> igloo! Look at that dog sled go!
3:Looking for a sucker, you spy <target>! Time to tell <him/her> about Canada, eh!
4:<target> is amazed by <player>'s stories about Canada. What a hoser, eh?
5:What a cruel Canadian tradition! <player>'s throwing Timbits at meese again!
6:Ohhhh yeahhhh!! Canada has the best hockey players! Let the taunting begin!
7:<player> is telling everyone how to spell Canada again! C-eh-N-eh-D-eh!
candy - by Unknown
1:You peer around holding a handful of lollipops.
2:<player> peers around holding a handful of lollipops.
3:You lure <target> into your clutches with a giant lollipop.
4:<player> lures <target> into <his/her> van offering <him/her> in a hushed voice a lollipop.
5:<player> waves a giant lollipop and you follow blindly.
6:You sit happily licking your lollipop.
7:<player> sits happily licking a lollipop.
cane - by Habit
1:Trololo dis fine day for CANING!
2:<player> warbles happy "trololo" while look for someone to CANE!
3:<target> just committed a minor infraction. Dis ur duty to CANE <him/her> lah?
4:U sry for <target> as <player> CANES <him/her> lah?
5:U sry for minor infraction lah? <player> CANES you.
6:Dis guilt no good lah? You turn yourself in for a CANING!
7:Dis guy crazy lah? <player> turns <him/her>self in for CANING!
canoeattack - by Rumour
1:Pointing your warcanoe in the right direction, you prepare to row really hard.
2:<player> slowly turns <his/her> warcanoe in your direction and prepares to charge at you.
3:You turn your warcanoe on <target> and prepare to row as fast as you can.
4:<player> shouts a warcry and <his/her> warcanoe rams right into <target>!
5:<player> turns <his/her> warcanoe in your direction and rams right into you.
6:Your warcanoe gets a leak and sinks.
7:<player's> warcanoe sinks and <player> cries out, 'Time to bail!'
caps - by Unknown
1:Whoops! That's not the 'a' key.
2:<player> accidentally hit the caps button and ruined everyone's day. "WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER?"
3:Irritated by <target>'s constant shouting, you give <him/her> a keyboard with spring-loaded needles in the caps button.
4:<target> attempts to shout some n00bish phrase but instead yells "AH MY FINGERZ BLEEDIN!!!1" <player> laughs.
5:Hye d00d u r l33t h4x0r! c4pz r00l! OW U'RE FINGERZ BLEEDIN!!! hye, whyz <player> laffin?
6:OH HOW YOU HATE THE CAPS BUTTON! IT IS THE BANE OF YOUR - whoops, sorry.
7:<player> beams with pride at <his/her> latest invention: a keyboard with spring-loaded needles in the caps button.
caress - by Unknown
1:Who do you wish to caress?
2:<player> looks for someone to caress.
3:You tenderly caress <target>.
4:<player> tenderly caresses <target>.
5:<player> tenderly caresses your body.
cartman - by Unknown
1:You scream for all the mud to hear, "I'm not FAT, I'm Big Boned!"
2:<player> reminds you of that FAT kid from South Park.
3:You say to <target> , "Hey, aren't you that fat kid from South Park?"
4:<player> is guessing that <target> is NOT Big Boned at all!
5:<player> asks you, "Hey, aren't you that FAT kid from South Park?"
6:<player> keeps repeating over and over, "I'm not FAT, I'm Big Boned!"
7:<player> whines pathetically, "No, really, I'm Big Boned!"
carve - by Unknown
1:You wave your bloody spoon wildly, looking for another victim.
2:<player>'s spoon is pointing in your direction. RUN AWAY!!
3:You feel an unearthly pleasure while carving <target>'s heart out.
4:Blood sprays everywhere as <player> carves <target>'s heart out.
5:Bloody and grinning, <player> holds your still beating heart in <his/her> hand.
6:Driving the spoon into your chest, you begin carving with a fanatical glee.
7:You watch in utter terror as <player> carves <his/her> heart out.
catgirl - by Unknown
1:You are a true fanboy now.
2:You begin to back away as <player> starts ranting about catgirls.
3:You hand <target> a pair of cat ears.
4:You see <player>'s face turn red as <target> puts on a pair of cat ears.
5:With a wide grin on <his/her> face, <player> hands you a pair of cat ears.
6:Those kawaii catgirls just drive you wild!
7:Those hot catgirls just drive <player> wild!
catty - by Unknown
1:You lick the blood off your claws and purr contentedly.
2:<player> licks the blood off <his/her> claws and purrs contentedly.
3:You dig your claws into <target>'s ego and shred.
4:<player> digs <his/her> claws into <target>'s ego and begins shredding cheerfully.
5:<player> digs <his/her> claws into your ego...OUCH! That stung!
6:You dig your claws into yourself. Silly cat...
7:<player> digs <his/her> claws into <his/her>self and yowls in pain.
cbuild - by Unknown
1:You build a computer out of spare parts to MUD on! Yay!
2:<player> builds a computer and starts looking for some network cable, Time to MUD!
3:You build a computer for <target>, and charge <him/her> a 500 dollar setup fee.
4:You see <target> hand 500 dollars to <player>. Wonder what's going on?
5:You feel better and worse as <player> builds you a computer for 500 dollars.
6:You build a computer for yourself, Hope it was worth it!
7:<player> builds a computer for <him/her>self, Hmmm, where are these parts coming from?
ccall - by Unknown
1:You breath a sigh of relief.
2:<player> breaths a sigh of relief.
3:You tell <target> about your close call.
4:<player> is complaining about a close call they just had.
5:<player> tells you about their near death experience.
6:Your close call results you in talking to yourself...good job.
7:<player> talks about life, death, among other things.
cduel - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to challenge.
2:<player> is sizing up everyone in the room.
3:You slap <target> with your dueling glove.
4:<player> slaps <target> with <his/her> dueling glove, challenging <him/her> to a duel.
5:<player> slaps you with <his/her> dueling glove, challenging you to a duel.
6:You run away screaming "I Am a COWARD!".
7:<player> runs away screaming "I Am a COWARD!".
celeb - by Unknown
1:You walk around, thinking you are a celebrity.
2:<player> walks around with an inflated celebrity ego.
3:You point at <target> and scream, "CELEBRITY!!!!!!" and run after <him/her>!
4:<player> points at <target> and screams, "CELEBRITY!!!!!!" and runs after <him/her>!
5:<player> points at you and screams, "CELEBRITY!!!!!!" and runs right for you!
6:Yes, yes. I am cool and I need to find a mirror.
7:<player> makes goofy looks in <his/her> invisible mirror and inflates <his/her> ego.
centstud - by Unknown
1:You REALLY like centaurs don't you?
2:<player>'s knees go weak as they think about their favorite centaur.
3:You wink at <target> and ask, "Do you want a ride?"
4:<player> winks at <target> and asks, "Do you want a ride?" You want a ride too!
5:<player> winks at you and asks, "Do you want a ride?"
6:What a stud you are!
7:<player> is such a stud, those centaurs are all hung like a horse.
cgeorge - by Unknown
1:You're a curious little monkey named George with an obession for large yellow hats.
2:This is <player>. <he/she> is a good little monkey and always very curious.
3:You distract <target> with your large yellow hat and then pop <him/her> into a bag.
4:<player> quickly picks <target> up and pops <him/her> into a bag.
5:Distracting you with a large yellow hat, <player> picks you up and pops you into a bag.
6:*SNNNNIIIIIFFFFF* Mmmmm. Ether. Look ma, I'm flying!
7:<player> must have gotten into the ether again. <he/she> is acting a little loopy.
chalupa - by Unknown
1:A small dog runs over at the sound of a splat.
2:<player> has dropped the chalupa!
3:You shout at <target>, "Drop the chalupa!"
4:<player> shouts at <target>, "Drop the chalupa!"
5:<player> shouts at you, "Drop the chalupa!" A small dog in the corner looks at you and nods.
6:You anguish over your decision to drop the chalupa.
7:<player> anguishes over <his/her> decision to drop the chalupa.
chamberpot - by Citron
1:You grab and chamberpot and stand ready!
2:<player> is holding a chamberpot and glaring around <him/her>self.
3:You hand <target> a chamberpot and tell <him/her> to sit <his/her> ass down.
4:<player> hands <target> a chamberpot and tells <him/her> not to go anywhere.
5:<player> hands you a chamberpot and tells you to sit back down.
6:You sit down on the chamberpot. Ahhh, relief!
7:<player> sits down on a chamberpot. You didn't need to see that!
chanpolice - by Unknown
1:No personal attacks, please.
2:<player> stands up and says 'No personal attacks, please. Read help harassment.'
3:You let <target> know the rules of conduct.
4:<target> was caught! Run! Channel police monitor <player> is after you next!
5:<player> tells you 'this si chanel police, no personal attax'
6:You grab your uniform and Channel Police badge. You're ready.
7:<player> flashes <his/her> Channel Police badge and says "ACPD! Freeze!"
chaos - by Unknown
1:You release CHAOS upon the warriors of Aardwolf turning them into Newts!!
2:<player> releases CHAOS into the realm, you pray you're not a smelly warrior!
3:You realize <target> is a dirty warrior and use CHAOS to turn <him/her> into a Newt!
4:<player> realizes <target> is a retarded warrior and uses CHAOS to turn <him/her> into a Newt!
5:<player> calls upon CHAOS and turns you into a something worse than a disgusting warrior....a thief!
6:The Three Moons lets loose CHAOS upon you because you are a warrior, so you r SUX!
7:The Three Moons lets loose CHAOS upon <player> because <he/she> is a warrior, so <he/she> r SUX!
chaotic - by Unknown
1:You dream of joining the ranks of {CHAoS}, you silly magic-user you!
2:<player> dreams of joining {CHAoS}, that whacky magic-user!
3:You use your {CHAoTIC} magic and steal <target>'s password! Mwahaha!
4:<player> uses <his/her> {CHAoTIC} magic to steal <target>'s password! Uh oh!
5:Thanks to <player>'s {CHAoTIC} magic, Lasher is yelling at you...hmm..
6:Your magic fails, and you end up joining DoH...delete now please!
7:<player>'s {CHAoTIC} magic fails and they join DoH..just kill'em!!
chaplain - by Unknown
1:You ask if anyone be needin the services o a ship chaplain?
2:You wish you could locate the ship's chaplain. Wait! <player> is here!
3:You comfort <target> and convince them that they are the best pirate they can be!
4:<player> walks over to <target> and suddenly boosts their morale! Wonder what they said..?
5:<player> convinces you that just because you scrub the decks, you aren't inferior.
6:You boost your own morale by muttering consoling pirate lingo.
7:<player> starts muttering "A Mate in Need is a Mate indeed." and other nonsense. Is <he/she> alright?
charcoal - by Tir
1:Time for supper! Lovely supper!
2:<player> wanders off to the kitchen. What's that burning smell?
3:You ask <target> to make you some supper. Is that wise?
4:At <player>'s request, <target> produces <his/her> supper, which appears to be a plate of hot charcoal.
5:At <player>'s request, you merrily head off to the kitchen to make supper. Let's see - eggs, potatoes, gasoline...
6:This cooking thing is easy! Just apply an open flame to food. Right?
7:<player> chows down on a heaping plate of charcoal.
chase - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to beat with your ugly stick.
2:<player> looks around for someone to beat with <his/her> ugly stick.
3:You cackle gleefully as you chase <target> around with your ugly stick.
4:<player> cackles gleefully as <he/she> chases <target> around with an ugly stick.
5:<player> cackles gleefully as <he/she> chases you around with <his/her> ugly stick!
6:You beat yourself mercilessly with an ugly stick.
7:<player> beats <him/her>self mercilessly with an ugly stick.
cheater - by Unknown
1:Thoroughly pleased with yourself, you get a warm, fuzzy feeling as you bust yet another cheating twit.
2:<player> cackles with glee as <he/she> nails yet another cheating twit.
3:You condemn <target> for being a cheating twit.
4:Pointing <his/her> finger in <target>'s face, <player> accuses <him/her> of being a cheating twit.
5:Pointing <his/her> finger in your face, <player> accuses you of being a cheating twit.
6:You sorry little wanker. Delete now and go play another mud.
7:<player>, hot on a cheater's scent, chases <his/her> own tail.
checkpoint - by Tela
1:You explain to Quentin Travers that you will not put up with his deceptions.
2:<player> says, "I think Quentin is starting to understand me."
3:You throw a sword at <target> in a not so subtle manner, and continue your speech.
4:<player> throws a sword at <target>'s head and says, "I'm fairly certain I said no interruptions."
5:<player> throws a sword at your head and says, "I'm fairly certain I said no interruptions."
6:We are talking about two very powerful witches and a thousand year old ex-demon.
7:We are talking about two very powerful witches and a thousand year old ex-<player>.
cheer - by Unknown
1:You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!
2:<player> cheers and sings... <he/she> is just BURSTING with joy!
3:You cheer <target> on and wish <him/her> good luck!
4:*Yay!* Go <target>!!! <player> cheers <him/her> on.
5:You are cheered on by <player>... you feel so loved!
6:You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will.
7:<player> resorts to cheering for <him/her>self... how sad.
cheese - by Unknown
1:MmMmMm... ChEeSe....
2:Drool seeps out of <player>'s mouth, as they think of ChEeSe!
3:Does <target> like ChEeSe?
4:<player> wonders aloud if <target> likes ChEeSe...
5:<player> is mumbling about ChEeSe again, Get the ShOtGuN Martha...
6:You worship the almighty god o' ChEeSe!
7:<player> sacrifices <him/her>self to the god of ChEeSe...
chep - by Xyzzy and the Hooker
1:If you want to get into ball befor halowinenie, you'll need a few more chep PKs.
2:It's a bad time to fite 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 mobs right now. <player> is looking to score a chep PK.
3:<target> WIL BEE 1 MORE CHEP PK FOR ME, ONE STEP CLOSER TO BALL-KIND!
4:It must be close to halowinenie, <player> attacked <target> when <he/she> was fighting 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 mobs! HOW CHEP!
5:OMG, <player> IS USING CHEP PK TACKTICS, ATTACKING YOU WHILE UR FITING 3 OR 4 OR 5 OR 6 MOBS!
6:HAPPY HALOWINENIE! HAVE YOURSELF A BAAL!
7:<player> must have run out of chep PK targets, <he/she>'s fiting <him/her>self!
cherish - by Unknown
1:Surely, your soulmate is out there somewhere.
2:<player> wanders about, in pursuit of an undying love.
3:You attempt to express your devotion to <target>.
4:<target> rests contentedly in <player>'s loving arms.
5:<player>'s delicate touch weakens you, as <his/her> hands glide across your back.
6:You heave a lonely sigh and grasp your shoulders.
7:<player> folds <his/her> arms around <him/her>self and sighs deeply.
chicken - by Unknown
1:You do the Chicken Dance!!!
2:<player> does the Chicken Dance!!!
3:You shove <target> into a barn and force <him/her> to cluck like a CHICKEN!!!
4:<player> shoves <target> into a barn and forces <him/her> to cluck like a CHICKEN!!!
5:<player> shoves you into a barn. Don't make me cluck like a CHICKEN!!! NOOOOO
6:Do we have to get the farmer to hose you down again?
7:<player> repeatedly clucks like a chicken, time to get the hose again.
chipmunk - by Unknown
1:You hold your clan braid of chipmunk scalps up high and roar!
2:You shudder as you realize that <player> has yet another chipmunk scalp!
3:You teach that chipmunk, <target>, by taking <his/her> scalp!
4:<target> is now bald now, and <player> has another chipmunk scalp!
5:<player> has scalped you now that <he/she> realizes you are a chipmunk!
6:Yes, you are a chipmunk, but do you want to reveal it?
7:<player> is a chipmunk! Shamefully admitting that, <he/she> scalps <him/her>self.
chipshuffle - by Xantcha
1:You idly shuffle your chips.
2:<player> idly shuffles <his/her> chips.
3:You gaze longingly at <target>'s stack, pondering your bet.
4:<player> shuffles <his/her> chips while gazing longingly at <target>'s stack.
5:You hear the familiar sound of shuffling chips and see <player> staring at your stack.
6:You shuffle yor chips, pondering your next bet.
7:<player> ponders <his/her> next bet while shuffling <his/her> chips.
chocobo - by Unknown
1:"Wark! Wark!"
2:<player> runs around the room very fast, stopping occasionally to exclaim "Wark!"
3:You hop onto your trusty friend, Boco, and challenge <target> to a race!
4:From your seat in the stands, you get a great view of <player> and <target> racing their Chocobos.
5:Riding the fabled Golden Chocobo, <player> challenges you to a race at the Golden Saucer.
6:You dress up as a Fat Chocobo and promise to hold eq for anyone who brings you a carrot.
7:As dwarves surround <player> and worship <him/her>, you overhear a few mutter something about "The Sacred Bird".
chocolate - by Unknown
1:You are suffering from chocolate withdrawals.
2:<player> is suffering from chocolate withdrawals.
3:You have given <target> a Hershey Kiss. How sweet!
4:<player> gives <target> a big Hershey kiss. How sweet!
5:<player> has given you a big Hershey Kiss. Awwwwww
6:You suddenly feel like a Hershey Kiss. You drool uncontrollably.
7:<player> is suffering from a big chocolate withdrawal.
chocolatespill - by Unknown
1:Grrrr! Why is it not mixing?!?
2:You wonder why <player> is frantically stirring <his/her> cup of milk.
3:Oops, you accidentally spill a whole cup of steaming hot chocolate all over <target>.
4:You wonder why there's suddenly a lot of screams coming from <target>'s way. <player> seems suspicious...
5:You scream and wave your arms franctically, as <player> tries to clean <his/her> mess of hot chocolate off you.
6:OWW!! HOT HOT HOT!!!
7:<player> spills hot chocolate all over <him/her>self.
choke - by Unknown
1:You try to choke the air with every ounce of strength you have!
2:<player> is holding <his/her> hands in a make-believe choke hold. Watch out!
3:You clasp tightly onto <target>'s throat with all your might!
4:<player> is wringing <target>'s neck like a rag doll!
5:You begin to faint, as the air is being choked out of you by <player>!
6:Gasp... you're... choking... yourself... *thump*
7:<player> grabs <his/her> own throat and squeezes <him/her>self to unconsciousness!
chomp - by Unknown
1:*CHOMP*
2:<player> appears to be gnashing thin air.
3:With a loud, crunching sound, you rudely chomp down on <target>'s head.
4:Yow! <player> just latched onto <target>'s head with <his/her> teeth! Call Lassie!
5:"Get <him/her> off! Get <him/her> off! <player>'s biting my head!!!"
6:*whistle* Here, chimpy chimp chimp, where arrrrrrre yooooo?
7:Lant's chimp is biting off <player>'s head again. Oh, dear.
chortle - by Unknown
1:Heh. Heh.
2:<player> chortles mischievously.
3:You chortle mischievously at <target>.
4:<player> chortles mischievously at <target>.
5:<player> chortles mischievously at you.
6:You chortle at your own joke.
7:<player> chortles at <his/her> own joke. Don't bother.
chowder - by Wender
1:You serve up some delicious chowder for anyone who wants to try it!
2:<player> serves up some delicious chowder for anyone who wants to try it!
3:You give <target> a huge helping of thick, creamy chowder.
4:<player> gives <target> a helping of delicious chowder - you want to try it too!
5:<player> gives you a huge helping of thick, creamy chowder.
6:You sample some of your special homemade chowder.
7:<player> gulps down some of <his/her> special homemade chowder!
chrestomanci - by Unknown
1:You chant "Chrestomanci! Chrestomanci! Chrestomanci!"
2:You see <player> invoking an ancient chant to summon a certain Nine-lifed Enchanter.
3:You disclose the secret of summoning Chrestomanci to <target>.
4:<player> and <target> are quietly discussing some secret... interesting...
5:<player> just told you the most amazing secret you had ever heard!
6:You are smug in your knowledge of THE secret.
7:<player> knows THE secret! Lets force it outta <him/her>!
chryso - by Unknown
1:The PURPLED eye angel, Chrysolite, flew away ignoring u!
2:The PURPLED eye angel, Chrysolite, flew away ignoring <player>!
3:You transform into the PURPLED eye angel, Chrysolite, and bless <target> on <his/her> journey.
4:<player> transformed into the PURPLED eye angel, Chrysolite, and blesses <target> on <his/her> journey.
5:<player> transform into the PURPLED eye angel, Chrysolite, and blesses you on your journey.
6:How selfish of you! Go bless the needy instead!!
7:How selfish of <player>?!?! Trying to help <him/her>self only!
chuckle - by Unknown
1:You chuckle politely.
2:<player> chuckles politely.
3:You chuckle at <his/her> joke.
4:<player> chuckles at <target>'s joke.
5:<player> chuckles at your joke.
6:You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.
7:<player> chuckles at <his/her> own joke, since none of you would.
chug - by Unknown
1:You chug down an ice cold beer and move onto the next!
2:<player> chugs down an ice cold beer and starts to chug yours!
3:To the chanting of, "CHUG CHUG CHUG!", you swipe <target>'s beer and chug it down!
4:<player> swipes <target>'s beer and chugs it down. What a pro!
5:<player> distracts you, steals your beer, and chugs it down!
6:You grab an empty beer can and crush it against your skull! What a prime example of Aussie Male-hood you are!
7:<player> just crushed a beer can against <his/her> skull! <player> is an Aussie God!
chump - by Unknown
1:Here Chicky Chicky! It's time for the Humpty Dance!
2:<player> wants to go do the humpty humpty with some Chicks!
3:You grab hold of <target>'s soft feathers and go humpty hump!
4:<player> gets an evil glint in <his/her> eyes as <target>'s feathers go flying!
5:<player> grabs ahold of your feathers and starts humping wildly!
6:Hehehe! Chicks!! Humpty Humpty Humpty!!!
7:<player> cries out, 'Bring forth the Chicks! Hehehe!!'
cig - by Unknown
1:Yes it is time for a cigarette.
2:<player> runs around the room begging people for a cigarette.
3:You ask <target> if <he/she> would like a cigarette.
4:<player> takes a cigarette from <his/her> pack and offers one to <target>.
5:<player> offers you a cigarette.
6:You light up a cigarette and take a deep haul off of it, what a RUSH!
7:<player> lights up a cigarette and takes a deep drag.
citron - by Unknown
1:Citron toasts you with a bottle of tequila.
2:<player> forgot to type an argument, and <he/she> hates you for it!
3:You remembered everything, and <target> hates you for it!
4:<player> followed the instructions perfectly, and ensnares <target>.
5:Aiiiyeeeeeeeeeee! A Drunken Stupor abounds as <player> takes it out on you.
6:You must be REALLY drunk!
7:Run Away Run Away! <player> is going to come after you next!
claim - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to claim.
2:<player> surveys the room with a glint in <his/her> eye.
3:You ruthlessly claim <target> as your own!
4:<player> clings to <target>, claiming <him/her> forever!
5:<player> claims you as <his/her> own!
6:You lovingly claim you as your own.
7:<player> proudly proclaims <him/her>self as <his/her> own!
clannocide - by Madrox
1:It's time to join our favorite game...Clannocide!!
2:<player> is so strong, <he/she>'s gonna win this Genocide.... with the help of 3 clannies!
3:You team up with <target>, this Clannocide is going to own!
4:<player> and <target> group up for Genocide and kill everyone, oh no It's a Clannocide!!!
5:<player> wants to group up in Genocide and kill everyone. "Hey let's Clannocide!"
6:You have noone to group with, looks like you'll have Clannocide from the wrong end :(
7:<player> sighs as <he/she> sees you group for the Genocide, seems <he/she> knows about Clannocide.
clap - by Unknown
1:You clap your hands together.
2:<player> shows <his/her> approval by clapping <his/her> hands together.
3:You clap at <his/her> performance.
4:<player> claps at <target>'s performance.
5:<player> claps at your performance.
6:You clap at your own performance.
7:<player> claps at <his/her> own performance.
claw - by Unknown
1:You tighten your hands into a fist.
2:<player> tightens <his/her> hands into a fist, digging <his/her> nails into <his/her> palm.
3:You claw <his/her> eyes out... GROSS!
4:<player> buries <his/her> nails in <target>'s eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!
5:<player> buries <his/her> nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!
6:You claw yourself to shreds!
7:<player> rips <him/her>self to shreds with <his/her> fingernails!
cleric - by Unknown
1:You proudly announce that clerics rule!
2:<player> announces loudly that clerics rule! Is <he/she> even a cleric?!
3:You tell <target> <he/she> should have been a cleric.
4:<player> tells <target> that <he/she> should have been a cleric instead. The nerve!
5:<player> rambles on to you about how you should have been a cleric. Ah, just ignore <him/her>.
6:Yeah yeah yeah, so remort and stop complaining!
7:<player> mutters on and on to <him/her>self about how <he/she> should have been a cleric. Why doesn't <he/she> just remort already?!
click - by Halo
1:You really need to stop thinking of Dorothy!
2:<player> is thinking of Dorothy again!
3:You tell <target> to go FUCK THEMSELF!
4:<player> tells <target> to **click** their heels together three times and go FUCK THEMSELF!
5:<player> tells you to **click** your heels together three times and go FUCK YOURSELF!
6:You click your heels together three times and go fuck yourself.
7:<player> clicks <his/her> heels together and goes and fucks themselves.
cling - by Unknown
1:You reach out and cling to.... Nothing.
2:<player> reaches out and clings onto thin air. Hmm..
3:You cling onto <target>. Nooo.. they can't leave! *pout*
4:<player> clings onto <target>'s legs for dear life, not letting <him/her> go anywhere.
5:<player> clings onto your legs, begging you to stay!
6:And how do you plan on doing that?
7:<player> clings to <him/her>self trying to keep <him/her>self from leaving. How strange..
clinton - by Unknown
1:You dream of the easier days of Whitewater.
2:<player> motions with <his/her> hands and says 'I never inhaled.'
3:You exclaim 'I had no sexual relations with this person!' and gesture grandly at <target>.
4:<player> gestures grandly at <target> and says 'I had no sexual relations with this person!'
5:<player> seems to have lost it, <he/she> claims never to have seen you before!
6:You think of fonder times with the MacDoogles.
7:<player> sighs and thinks of fonder times with <his/her> friends the MacDoogles.
clockwork - by Unknown
1:You sip your glass of milk and prepare for a stint of the ultra violent.
2:<player> sets his milk down, readying for a "stint of the ultra violent."
3:You approach <target> and asks if they are up for some in-out, in-out.
4:<player> approaches <target> with a Surprise Visit in mind!
5:<player> sets down his milk and prepares a surprise visit, runaway!
6:You sit back on the couch and sip your spiked milk contently.
7:<player> is headed for the milk bar after a "stint of the ultra violent."
clove - by Unknown
1:You just bought a calculator at the corner store.
2:<player> just bought a calculator at the corner store, <he/she> looks happy.
3:<target> now knows how to use a calculator to solve problems.
4:<player> tells <target> how they can solve their problems with math.
5:<player> tells you, "We can solve our problems with some Trigonometry."
6:You know how to solve your problems, thanks to Texas Instruments.
7:<player> thinks TheSquareofthesumofthehypotenuseoftheradiantimesthedenominator - Iloveyou.
cluck - by Unknown
1:You peer around the room for cowards.
2:<player> is looking for a coward.
3:You grin at <target> and say 'Chicken?'
4:<player> grins at <target> and says 'Chicken?'
5:<player> grins at you and says, 'Chicken?'
6:You can't believe what a chicken you are.
7:<player> shamefully admits <he/she>'s a chicken.
clue - by Unknown
1:You desperately need to get a clue!
2:<player> thinks <he/she> desperately needs to get a clue!
3:You think that <target> desperately needs to get a clue!
4:<player> thinks that <target> desperately needs to get a clue!
5:<player> thinks that you desperately need to get a clue!
6:You ask around hoping that someone will give you a clue.
7:<player> asks around desperately hoping that someone will give <him/her> a clue!
cmeow - by Unknown
1:You meow curiously.
2:<player> tilts <his/her> head and meows a question.
3:You meow curiously at <target>.
4:<player> meows curiously at <target>, looking confused.
5:<player> meows curiously at you wanting you to explain yourself.
6:You meow curiously at your tail as it refuses to be caught.
7:<player> is meowing curiously at <his/her> tail for refusing to be caught. Silly kitten.
cmissile - by Unknown
1:You preach about ethics and the value of human life.
2:Oh look, <player> is about to press the button again.
3:You launch cruise missiles at <target> to eradicate <his/her> foul ethics.
4:<player> is trying to blow up <target> in the name of peace again.
5:<player>'s missiles impact all around you, erupting in hellfire. Must be an election year.
6:You go totally postal, shooting off cruise missiles left and right.
7:The world erupts into hellfire as <player>'s missiles explode around you!
cmove - by Unknown
1:Crimson moved AGAIN?!
2:<player> mutters something to <him/her>self about Crimson moving.
3:You ask <target> if they know where Crimson has moved to now.
4:<player> is asking <target> about Crimson's location, why bother they move every week!?
5:<player> asks if if you know where Crimson has moved to this time.
6:You ask yourself where Crimson's hall is now.
7:<player> is grumbling to <him/her>self about Crimson moving, join in!
cnorris - by Unknown
1:What would Chuck Norris do?
2:<player> sits down and thinks deeply... What would Chuck Norris do?
3:You kick <target> in the head.
4:<player> kicks <target> in the head.
5:<player> kicks you in the head.
6:Chuck Norris is a pretty man.
7:<player> starts to daydream about Chuck Norris.
cnugget - by Unknown
1:You grab a nearby chicken and try to find it's nuggets.
2:<player> grabs a nearby chicken and tries to find it's nuggets.
3:You throttle <target> and demand your chicken nuggets be returned!
4:<player> throttles <target> and demands <his/her> chicken nuggets be returned!
5:<player> throttles you...best return those chicken nuggets you stole!
6:You dig in your pockets and find some chicken nuggets! JOY!
7:<player> digs in <his/her> pockets and finds some chicken nuggets! JOY!
cockfag - by Citron
1:<player> says, 'COCKFAG.'
2:<player> says, 'COCKFAG.' You start giggling uncontrollably.
3:You call <target> a cockfag. Does <he/she> know how lucky <he/she> is?
4:<player> says, 'COCKFAG' to <target>. The lucky git.
5:<player> tells you, 'Beauty. Love. Deception. Honor. Lust. Desire. Cockfag.'
6:Beauty. Love. Deception. Honor. Lust. Desire. Cockfag.
7:Beauty. Love. Deception. Honor. Lust. Desire. <player>. Cockfag.
coco - by Madrox
1:You begin to grow some cranberries while preparing a 5 day excursion.
2:<player> is planting seeds and walking to the arctic to get some ice, <he/she>'ll be 5 days at least.
3:You tell <target> you will brb, then leave for 5 days on a journey to Mount Doom to destroy the one ring.
4:<player> is telling <target> something about ice, cranberries, the one ring, and AA batteries.
5:<player> is begging you for your AA batteries so they can reach the "CLIMAX" of their story.
6:OMG, you sure are confused.
7:<player> stares blankly at the answer and ponders the question. Someone help them.
coconut - by Unknown
1:Hefting a coconut in one hand, you peer around for a target.
2:<player> hefts a coconut in <his/her> hand, looking for a target.
3:Like a monkey, you heave a coconut at <target>. Ouch!
4:<target> moans in agony(pleasure?) as <player> beans <him/her> with a coconut.
5:<player> just hit you with a coconut..don't just stand there!
6:In a moment of insanity, you bonk yourself in the head with a coconut.
7:<player> just hit <him/her>self with a coconut..looks like fun!
coffee - by Unknown
1:You wish someone would give you a cup of coffee.
2:<player> wishes someone would offer <him/her> a cup of coffee.
3:You pour a steaming hot cup of coffee and give it to <target>.
4:<player> pours a steaming hot cup of coffee and gives it to <target>.
5:<player> pours a steaming hot cup of coffee and gives it to you.
6:You pour yourself a cup of coffee. It is a necessity of mud life.
7:<player> pours a steaming hot cup of coffee. Bet you had one too!
coke - by Unknown
1:The thirst is unbearable! You NEED a Coke!
2:<player> has that look in <his/her> eyes... Hide your Coke!
3:Oh, that does it! <target> drank the last of your Coke!
4:<player> stares at <target>, giggles, and says something about Coke!
5:<player> is staring at you. Maybe you shouldn't have drunk <his/her> Coke!
6:You scurry off to do what the Coke demons told you to!
7:<player> suddenly shoots Coke out of <his/her> nose and runs away!
coldshower - by Unknown
1:You reach in the shower and turn on ice cold water.
2:<player> reaches in the shower and turns on ice cold water.
3:You grab <target> and toss <him/her> in the ice cold shower.
4:<player> grabs <target> and tosses <him/her> in a ice cold shower. That should cool <him/her> off.
5:<player> grabs you and forces you in a ice cold shower. Brrrrrrr!!!
6:You need to cool your hormones off and step gingerly into the ice cold shower.
7:<player> brings <his/her> hormones in check by stepping into a Ice cold shower.
collapse - by Unknown
1:You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.
2:<player> dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.
3:You collapse right into <target>'s arms.
4:<player> collapses right into <target>'s arms.
5:Suddenly, <player> collapses into your arms from exhaustion.
collar - by Unknown
1:You look around for a lovely neck to collar.
2:People start looking a bit panicked and nervous as <player> starts eyeing the room. Maybe it's that collar and leash <he/she>'s holding?
3:You smile evilly as you close the collar about <target>'s neck, securing it with a tiny, heart-shaped lock.
4:<target> quivers as <player> pulls a collar gently around <his/her> neck and locks it on securely.
5:You shiver, eyes wide, as <player> pulls a collar snugly around your throat and uses a cute heart-shaped lock to secure it.
6:Kinky, aren't you?
7:<player> secures <him/her>self in a tight collar with a little heart-shaped lock.
collegehumor - by Bigman
1:You remove your pants in order to start the mouth-based video game!
2:<player> is getting ready to invite somebody to play their mouth-based video game!
3:You shove <target>'s head between your legs so they can play the GAME properly.
4:<player> shoves <target>'s head between their legs so they can play the GAME properly.
5:<player> has no trouble convincing you that it's not a Dick!
6:Why won't they believe it's just a mouth-based video game?! It's not a dick!
7:<player> pulls <his/her> pants back up and shouts 'DUDE, IT'S NOT A DICK!'
colorwuv - by Unknown
1:Yoo R da colorfreak god!
2:<player> makes magical colors with a wave of <his/her> hand.
3:U wuv colors, duncha?
4:<player> asks <target> if dey wuv colors.
5:<player> asks yoo if yoo wuv colors.
6:You huddle in the corner mumbling something bout colors and wuv.
7:<player> huddles in the corner mumbling something bout colors and wuv.
comfort - by Unknown
1:Do you feel uncomfortable?
3:You comfort <him/her>.
4:<player> comforts <target>.
5:<player> comforts you.
6:You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
7:<player> has no one to comfort <him/her> but <him/her>self.
commie - by Unknown
1:You walk around proclaiming the might of .:|The Red Army|:.
2:<player> walks around proclaiming the might of .:|The Red Army|:.
3:You suspect <target> of crimes against Mother Aardwolf and turn them in to the KGB!
4:<player> turns <target> in to the KGB; it's the Siberan 'Education' camps for <him/her>.
5:<player> makes up something about you being a rebel against Mother Aardwolf and turns you in!
6:You sit in the corner and babble endlessly to yourself that you are the 'voice of the people'
7:<player> sits in the corner and tries to convince you <he/she> is the 'Voice of the people'
compose - by Unknown
1:Your mind on love, you pull the quill down and begin to write a poem.
2:<player> pulls the quill from <his/her> ear and writes a beautiful verse.
3:You quickly take your quill in hand and write a poem for <target>.
4:With quill in hand, <player> writes an exquisite poem for <target>.
5:<player> writes an heartfelt poem that portrays <his/her> feelings for you.
6:You sit down and wonder what you could write about yourself.
7:<player> looks thoughtful as <he/she> wonders what to write about <him/her>self.
concur - by Unknown
1:With whom will you concur?
2:<player> looks like <he/she>'ll agree to just about anything right now. Hmmm...
3:You concur with <target>. Now what?
4:<player> nods at <target> and says, "I concur." Why didn't you?!
5:<player> concurs with you.
6:You concur with yourself. Was there ever any doubt?
7:<player> is concurring with <him/her>self. Questionable behavior, isn't it?
confused - by Unknown
1:You walk around in the room acting really confused.
2:<player> walks around in the room, looking very confused.
3:You think that <target> is very confused, perhaps even crazy?
4:<player> points at <target> and whispers '<he/she> seems somewhat confused don't ya think?'
5:<player> thinks that you are really confused and should go see the nearest psychiatrist.
6:I would be confused about myself too if I were you.
7:<player> is very confused about <his/her> life, 'Why are we here?, What do we do?, Am I an addict?'
conniption - by Unknown
1:Yeah, right. They never listen when you just point out simple facts.
2:You smile, nod and quietly leave the room as you see <player> going into conniptions again.
3:You better shouldn't have said that, <target> surely turned into the conniption queen again.
4:My, <player> must have said something wrong - <target> surely turned into the conniption queen again.
5:You KNOW how <player> is, so don't turn into the conniption queen again!
console - by NakaKuro
1:You stare blankly into your console hoping people will feel sorry for you.
2:<player> stares blankly into <his/her> console. You want to hug <him/her>.
3:You console <target>. You want dearly for <target> to feel better.
4:<player> consoles <target>. It is obvious that <player> cares.
5:<player> consoles you. It is clear that <player> wants you to feel better.
6:You give yourself a mental pep talk and begin to feel better.
7:<player> straightens <his/her> back and lifts <his/her> chin. How admirable.
conspire - by Unknown
1:You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.
2:<player> winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.
3:You induct <him/her> into your private conspiracy with a wink.
4:<player> winks conspiratorily at <target>. You wonder what this can mean.
5:<player> inducts you into <his/her> private conspiracy with a wink.
6:Even you conspire against yourself.
7:<player> is paranoid enough to distrust even <him/her>self.
cookie - by Unknown
1:Yes a cookie would be nice right now.
2:<player> looks around the room frantically screaming for a cookie.
3:IT WAS <target> who stole your cookie! GET <him/her>!
4:<player> glares at <target> and accuses <him/her> of stealing <his/her> cookie.
5:<player> charges at you screaming something about <his/her> cookie.
6:You fill your mouth with cookies and smile happily.
7:<player> shoves MANY cookies into <his/her> mouth and smiles happily showing chocolate stained teeth.
copporn - by Randor
1:You grab some CopPorn and sit back to watch the show.
2:<player> grabs some CopPorn and sits back to watch the show.
3:You offer <target> some HOT, FRESH....CopPorn!
4:<player> offers <target> some really tasty CopPorn.
5:<player> offers you some head-dizzying CopPorn, boy are you lucky!
6:You feel giddy with all this CopPorn!!
7:Buried in CopPorn, <player> seems to go into an orgasm!
corax - by Unknown
1:You swoop low in your flight at the possibility of some fresh news.
2:<player> squawks and tips <his/her> head, preening <his/her> feathers as <he/she> listens for any fresh news.
3:You poke your beak over <target>'s shoulder nosily.
4:<player> flutters around <target>, hopping in a Raven-like way, snatching coins and other shiny objects.
5:You brush <player> away as <he/she> tries to invade upon your privacy. What a nosy little Raven.
6:You fluff up your feathers with pride, searching easily for patterns and puzzles around you.
7:<player> fluffs <his/her> feathers, then takes to flight with a four-foot wingspan.
cordless - by Unknown
1:You whip out your cordless hair dryer and start blow drying your hair.
2:<player> reaches for the nearest cordless hair dryer and starts drying <his/her> hair.
3:Your only friend gasps in astonishment as you whip out a cordless hair dryer and aim it menacingly!
4:<player> tickles <target> with the end of a cordless hair dryer. Hmm. Strangeness abounds in all forms in Aardwolf!
5:You scream as <player> assaults you with a dreaded cordless hair dryer! Noo! You want your hair wet! Wet! Wet!!
6:You look at yourself and wonder why you have a cordless hair dryer in your Bag of Aardwolf.
7:<he/she> runs around the room, being chased by <player>'s dreaded cordless hair dryer!
corgidance - by Unknown
1:You race in frantic circles barking at everything and nothing at all.
2:<player> fraps around insanely in the dance of the corgi!
3:<target> has <his/her> heels nipped as you herd them into corgidancing with you.
4:<player> gives <target> some of that frantic run around'n play action.
5:<player> races in circles around you barking 'Play with me! Play with me!'
6:Corgidance urge fades / frapping paws cease their thunder / where is my hedgie?
7:<player> gives up the dance and sprawls out on <him/her> back like a dead bug.
cornbroom - by Unknown
1:You bring out the Corn Broom.
2:<player> brings out the Corn Broom.
3:You grab the Corn Broom, glaring towards <target>.
4:<player> brings out the Corn Broom, glaring with a grinning smile at <target>.
5:<player> grabs the Corn Broom, coming your way with a nasty looking grin, FLEE!!
6:You wouldn't really like that would you?
7:<player> actually considers to abuse <him/her>self with a Corn Broom in front of you
cornholio - by Unknown
1:I am the great <player>holio! I need tp for my bunghole!
2:<player> demands tp for <his/her> bunghole!
3:You scream "I AM THE GREAT <player>HOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!"
4:<player> appears to be having a problem with <his/her> bunghole!
5:<player>holio needs YOUR tp for <his/her> bunghole! RUN AWAY!
6:You examine your bunghole crooning "moon river" to yourself.
7:<player>holio croons "moon river... wider than a mile"
corpse - by Unknown
1:You grumble as you once again abandon everything to go on another CR.
2:<player> grumbles to <him/her>self, as <he/she> abandons everything to go on another CR.
3:You grumble as you once again abandon everything to go on CR for <target>.
4:<player> grumbles as <he/she> abandons everything to go on CR for <target>.
5:<player> grumbles as <he/she> once again abandons everything to go on CR for you.
6:You grumble to yourself as you once again need someone to help you on CR.
7:<player> grumbles as <he/she> has to admit that <he/she> needs help with another CR.
cortana - by Unknown
1:Are they feeling lucky?
2:It is a blurred line that lies at the edge of Godhood and Insanity. Guess which side of it <player> is on.
3:<target> may be of more use than that fool Durandal ever thought.
4:<target> will only last until the <player>'s arrow hits - time folds in on itself, infinite divisions, the ultimate paradox. Everyone's an immortal.
5:<player> has begun to confuse you. Is there a fourth stage, after all?
6:You have calculated all possibilities. There is no escape.
7:The sun burns <player>, but <he/she> swims on the surface.
cottage - by Mota
1:A cottage falls from the sky and squishes you.
2:A cottage falls from the sky and squishes <player>.
3:You cast 'tornado' and make a cottage fall on that witch <target>.
4:<player> makes a cottage fall from the sky and land on that witch <target>.
5:<player> makes a cottage fall from the sky and land on you.
6:You drop a cottage on yourself.
7:<player> just dropped a cottage on <him/her>self. What a witch.
couch - by Unknown
1:You drag the Crusty yellow couch for some reason unbeknownst to you.
2:<player> drags the Crusty yellow couch from a darkened corner of the room.
3:You push the Crusty yellow couch toward <target>.
4:<player> pushes the Crusty yellow couch towards <target>.
5:<player> pushes the Crusty yellow couch toward you. Run. Fast.
6:You gag and splut as you are covered in the grime of Crusty yellow couch.
7:<player> is enveloped in grime as <he/she> hops onto a Crusty yellow couch.
cough - by Unknown
1:Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
2:<player> coughs loudly.
couple - by Unknown
1:Awwwwwww...
2:<player> goes, "Awwww, how sweeeeeet."
3:You and <target> are just so ADORABLE together!
4:Awww... <player> and <target> are sooo CUTE!
5:You and <player> make the CUTEST couple!
6:You puke at every sickeningly sweet couple you see.
7:<player> sees a sickeningly sweet couple and promptly pukes.
cover - by Unknown
1:You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.
2:<player> covers <his/her> ears to protect them from all the noise.
3:You glare at <target> and cover your ears.
4:<player> glares at <target> and covers <his/her> ears.
5:<player> covers <his/her> ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!
6:No... I don't think so.
cow - by Unknown
1:What's this?! Great gastrointestinals! You seem to have turned into a cow!
2:<player> suddenly turns into a cow.
3:You approach <target> and lovingly slather <him/her> with your biohazardous bovine filth.
4:Awww! <player> is licking <target> all over, smearing <him/her> with filthy cud!
5:Egads! <player> is licking you with <his/her> massive cow tongue, covering you in putrid cud!
6:But of course! The briefcase was a mere decoy! Even now, Dr. Shznekov has won!
7:<player> calmly exhales smoke from <his/her> cigar and mumbles, "Not for chin, Sergei- If."
cowbell - by Rau
1:You've got a fever! And the only prescription is.. MORE COWBELL!
2:Guess what? <player>'s got a fever! And the only prescription is.. MORE COWBELL!
3:You tell <target> to REALLY explore the studio space this time.
4:<player> Dickinson tells <target> Frenkle 'Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really.. explore the space!'
5:<player> Dickinson tells you 'Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really.. explore the space!'
6:Everyone is standing around staring at you! The cock of the walk, baby!
7:You're standing here, staring at <player> Dickinson! The cock of the walk, baby!
cowboy - by Unknown
1:You're a rootin-tootin cowboy fer sure!
2:<player> wants to play Cowboy and Indians!
3:You sing a song to your sweetheart.
4:<player> sings a love song while watching the sunset with <target>.
5:<player> takes your hand and sings a romantic love ballad to you.
6:You saddle up. Time to get on home.
7:<player> saddles up and rides off into the western sunset.
cower - by Unknown
1:You cower in a corner.
2:<player> cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.
3:You cower away from <target> and <his/her> harsh words.
4:<player> cowers in a corner, terrified that <target> will come after <him/her>.
5:You scared poor <player>! Now <he/she> is cowering in a corner, afraid for <his/her> life.
6:You are afraid of your own shadow!
7:<player> cowers in the corner afraid of <his/her> own shadow
cowjump - by Unknown
1:You jump over the moon and give a loud 'Moo!'
2:<player> jumps over the moon and gives a loud 'Moo!'
3:You jump over the moon and land on top of <target> mushing <his/her> siwwy little brain out <his/her> ears.
4:<player> jumps over the moon and lands on top of <target>. Ouch!
5:You hear a loud 'Moo!' before <player> lands on top of you crushing every bone in your body.
6:You fly around the Little Dipper filling it with milk.
7:<player> is flying above the Little Dipper filling it with milk!
cowmas - by Unknown
1:You pretend you are Santa Cows, so you can give fresh milk to all good cows!
2:<player> pretends <he/she> is Santa Cows, so <he/she> can give milk to good cows!
3:You give <target> a cow pie (since <he/she> was a very, very bad cow)!
4:<player> gives <target> a cow pie, that seems strange.
5:<player> gives you a cow pie (since you have been a very bad cow)!
6:You shout to all the cows, 'Merry Cowmas to all! And to all some fresh milk!
7:<player> shouts to cows, 'Merry Cowmas to all! And to all some fresh milk!'
cowtip - by Unknown
1:You have dreams of cow-tipping.
2:<player> dreams of cow-tipping.
3:You grin evilly as you tip over <target> in <his/her> sleep.
4:<target> screams in horror as <he/she> falls to the ground after being tipped by <player>.
5:You scream in utter horror as you are tipped in your sleep by <player>.
6:You try to tip yourself and wind up face first in the mud.
7:<player> attempts to tip <him/her>self and ends up with <his/her> face in the mud.
cpoint - by Domen, Dashiell
1:You point at every crotch.
2:<player> points excitedly at someone's crotch!
3:You point at <target>'s crotch.
4:<player> points excitedly at <target>'s crotch!
5:<player> points at your crotch. How rude!
6:You point at yourself, obviously very confused.
7:<player> points at <his/her> crotch, obviously very confused.
cpushup - by Unknown
1:All right! Your new Exercise video has arrived!
2:<player> bounces past you, happily clinging to a mail-order package.
3:After a few weeks of training, you try to get <target> to be your exercise partner.
4:<target> just stares as <player> starts to work out in front of <him/her>.
5:Your jaw drops as <player> undresses and starts doing cock pushups right in front of you.
6:Time for another cock pushup exercise!
7:What the...? You stare in awe as <player> seems to be doing pushups without <his/her> hands..
cracker - by Unknown
1:Lions, Tigers, Bears, plus a "Good Source of Calcium". What more could you want in a snack?
2:<player> shares <his/her> vast knowledge of animal crackers with anyone that will listen.
3:After removing the head of the beast, you offer <target> the remains of an animal cracker.
4:<player> offers <target> what seems to be the remains of a cracker in the form of an animal. Strange..the head seems to be missing.
5:<player> offers you an animal cracker. ...you notice the head is missing.
6:After dumping out the whole box you discover...What? No Weasel Crackers?!
7:<player> hangs <his/her> head in disbelief, repeating "No Weasel Crackers?!" over and over.
craphat - by vitae
1:You look for a hat to crap in.
2:<player> wanders around looking for a hat to crap in.
3:You rip <target>'s hat off and drop a deuce.
4:<player> rips <target>'s hat off and craps in it. You hold your hat tighter.
5:<player> rips your hat off, craps in it, and jams it back on your head.
6:You randomly crap in unattended hats.
7:<player> randomly craps in unattended hats...OMFG!!! That one was YOURS!!!
crazyfrog - by Citron
1:You sing, "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
2:<player> sings, "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
3:You sing the Crazy Frog song to <target> - "Bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
4:<player> sings the Crazy Frog song to <target> - "Bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
5:<player> sings to you - "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
6:You sing, "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
7:<player> is singing the Crazy Frog song..."Bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!"
crazyimm - by Unknown
1:You peer about, looking for "them."
2:<player> looks about for an immortal to harass.
3:You think <target>'s one of those "Crazy Imms."
4:<player> sings with joy as <he/she> harasses another imm.
5:<player> thinks your nuts, are you going to take that?
6:You scribble "WindJammer" as you think of the Crazy Imms.
7:You watch <player> convince newbies <he/she>'s an Imm.
creamsoda - by Unknown
1:Wouldn't you just LOVE some cream soda!?!
2:<player> tries desperately to create a cream soda clan. Wanna join?
3:You finally convince <target> that cream soda is the answer to everything.
4:Oh no! <player>'s worship of cream soda has completely corrupted <target>!
5:Strange. You have a sudden urge to steal <player>'s cream soda.
6:Ah, at last you've found a way to find peace without the morphine.
7:<player> slides slowly down into <his/her> chair with a simple smile and glazed eyes.
create - by Unknown
1:There's another evolutionist! Get the shotgun!
2:<player> gets that look in <his/her> eyes as the creationism debate awakes.
3:You drive 4 states away to prove to <target> that the earth was created.
4:<player> flames <target> in the name of creationism! <player> sure told <him/her> this time!
5:<player> is writing you another 10 page rant about creationism.
6:You finally go to bed, convinced that you've told those evolutionist losers.
7:<player> really believes <he/she> has proven something. Poor fellow.
cricket - by Unknown
1:You hear cricket sounds off in the distance.
2:<player> starts to hear the faint sounds of a cricket chirping.
3:You prance around in a cricket costume for <target>.
4:<player> feels like an idiot as <he/she> dresses up like a cricket for <target>.
5:<player> prances around in a cricket costume for you.
6:That's just weird.
7:<player> hears the faint sounds of a cricket chirping.
cringe - by Unknown
1:You cringe in terror.
2:<player> cringes in terror!
3:You cringe away from <him/her>.
4:<player> cringes away from <target> in mortal terror.
5:<player> cringes away from you.
6:I beg your pardon?
criticize - by Unknown
1:Yes, but who?
3:You criticize <him/her> with all the warmth of a snake.
4:With a nasty grin, <player> rips apart <target>'s efforts.
5:<player> informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.
6:You criticize yourself profusely.
7:<player> tears <him/her>self apart, cursing <his/her> own stupidity.
cross - by Turrillius
1:+ You make the sign of the cross. +
2:+ <player> makes the sign of the cross. +
3:+ You bless <target> with the sign of the cross. +
4:+ <player> blesses <target> with the sign of the cross. +
5:+ <player> blesses you with the sign of the cross. +
6:+ Urbi et orbi! +
7:+ <player> blesses you with the sign of the cross. +
crowbot - by Dolt
1:(R) That bot is huge!
2:(R) That <player> is huge!
3:You notice that <target> is huge, and quickly backstab <him/her>!
4:(R) That <target> is huge! <player>bot quickly backstabs <him/her>!
5:Oh no! <player>bot mistakes you for a crow and backstabs you!
6:You have now completely mastered botting!
7:(R) <player>'s bot is huge!
crush - by Unknown
1:You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'
2:<player> squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'
3:You hold two fingers up at <him/her> and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'
4:<player> holds two fingers up at <target> and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'
5:<player> holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'
6:You crush yourself. YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!
7:<player> crushes <him/her>self into the ground. OUCH!
cry - by Unknown
1:Waaaaah..
2:<player> bursts into tears.
3:You cry on <his/her> shoulder.
4:<player> cries on <target>'s shoulder.
5:<player> cries on your shoulder.
6:You cry to yourself.
7:<player> sobs quietly to <him/her>self.
crypt - by Unknown
1:You look about the room for someone to share the crypt with.
2:<player> looks about the room with lust in <his/her> eyes. Run!
3:You look at <target> and say, 'Hey babe, how about you and me head on down to the crypt and stir up some dust?'
4:<player> is hitting on <target> to join <him/her> in the crypt. Wow, <he/she> sure has a way with words.
5:<player> looks at you and says, 'Hey babe, how about you and me head on down to the crypt and stir up some dust?'
6:Failing to find any vict--erm, new friends, you head back to the crypt alone. Cheer up, there's always next time!
7:Failing to find any vict--erm, new friends, <player> heads back to the crypt alone. You shudder when you hear <him/her> say to <him/her>self, 'There's always next time.'
cseal - by Unknown
1:You walk around lookin for some baby seals to club.
2:You hide your baby seals as <player> gets out <his/her> baby seal club.
3:You club <target> like a baby seal.
4:<player> clubs <target> like a baby seal.
5:Ouch! <player> just clubbed you like a baby seal.
6:You dream of clubbing baby seals.
7:You wonder what <player> is dreaming about.
csearch - by Citron
1:You snap on your latex gloves, ready to search some cavities.
2:<player> snaps on a pair of latex gloves and heads for you....RUN!!!
3:You briskly begin searching <target>'s body cavities...with no KY.
4:<player> is busily searching <target>'s cavities...and <he/she>'s up almost to the elbow! Pray you're not next...
5:<player> is searching your body cavities! What's <he/she> using, a baseball bat?
6:You begin exploring your own body cavities with your nightstick....
7:<player> is doing things with <his/her> nightstick that no normal person should have to witness...
csigh - by Unknown
1:You sigh contentedly, a smile blossoming on your face.
2:<player> sighs contentedly, a smile blossoming on <his/her> face.
3:You sigh contentedly, beaming a smile at <target>.
4:<player> sighs contentedly, beaming a smile at <target>.
5:You have made <player> very happy - <he/she> sighs contentedly, smiling at you.
6:You sigh contentedly, at peace with the world.
7:<player> sighs contentedly, obviously at peace with the world.
cskill - by Unknown
1:You wish your (clanskill) was quaffing and fleeing too!
2:<player> wishes <his/her> (clanskill) was quaffing and fleeing too!
3:You [**> PKGOD <**]! Use your (clanskill) on <target>!
4:<player> just (clanskilled) <target>, watch <him/her> quaff and flee!
5:<player> just (clanskilled) you, hope they don't trip when <he/she> flees!
6:You've just fallen flat on your face! Guess your(clanskill) just failed.
7:<player> just fell flat on <his/her> face! Guess <his/her> clanskill) just failed.
csmile - by Unknown
1:You sit back with a Coke and a smile.
2:<player> sits back with a Coke and a smile.
3:You tell <target> to have a Coke and a smile and shut the hell up.
4:<player> tells <target> to have a Coke and a smile and shut the hell up.
5:<player> tells you to have a Coke and a smile and shut the hell up.
6:You mutter something lewd about a Coke and a smile.
7:<player> mutters something lewd about a Coke and a smile.
cstare - by Unknown
1:You glance at every crotch in view, trying to decide which one to oggle.
2:<player> glances at every crotch in view, especially yours.
3:You stare longingly at <target>'s crotch. Stop drooling.
4:<player> stares longingly at <target>'s crotch. Maybe you should too.
5:<player> stares longingly at your crotch. I hope you're wearing pants.
6:You bend over and begin staring at your crotch. Too bad you can't quite reach.
7:<player> bends over and begins staring at <his/her> crotch. Seems fishy.
ctom - by Unknown
1:You hold up a tray and go "Coffee, tea or me?"
2:<player> holds up a tray and goes "Coffee, tea or me?"
3:You hold up a tray and go to <target> and ask, "Coffee, tea or me?"
4:<player> holds up a tray and goes to <target> and asks <him/her> "Coffee, tea or me?"
5:<player> holds up a tray and comes to you and asks you "Coffee, tea or me?"
6:You hold up a tray and try to do yourself.
7:<player> holds up a tray and tries to do <him/her>self.
cuddle - by Unknown
1:Who do you feel like cuddling today?
3:You cuddle <him/her>.
4:<player> cuddles <target>.
5:<player> cuddles you.
6:You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)
7:<player> cuddles up to <his/her> shadow. What a sorry sight.
cuff - by Unknown
1:You play with a set of handcuffs listening to them click loudly.
2:<player> pulls out a set of handcuffs and plays with them.
3:You smile wickedly as you tighten a handcuff down on <target>'s wrist.
4:<player> smiles evilly as <he/she> tightens the handcuff down on <target>'s wrist.
5:Click, Click, Click, <player> tightens a handcuff on your wrist.
6:You slip a handcuff on your own wrist and tighten it.
7:You peer curiously as <player> slaps a hand cuff on <his/her> wrist and tightens it.
cullensex - by Obyron
1:Oh, laws yes!
2:<player> exclaims, "Oh, laws yes!"
3:You explain to <target> that M-O-O-N spells buttsex.
4:<player> explains to <target> that M-O-O-N spells buttsex. Even <player> Cullen knows that!
5:<player> tells you, "M-O-O-N. That spells buttsex. Even <player> Cullen knows that!"
6:You sit in a corner murmuring about the Dark Man in your dreams.
7:You hear whimpering. Apparently the Dark Man came to <player> in his dreams and tried to M-O-O-N him.
cult - by Unknown
1:You draw your sacrifical dagger.
2:<player> draws <his/her> sacrifical dagger.
3:You draw your sacrifical dagger and bow before <target>.
4:<player> removes something from <his/her> cloak and bows before <target>.
5:<player> draws <his/her> sacrifical dagger and bows before <target>.
6:You draw your sacrifical dagger and carve a rune into your palm.
7:<player> draws <his/her> sacrifical dagger and carves a rune into <his/her> palm.
cumbubble - by Xyzzy
1:You have an unshakeable feeling that something's stuck to one of your ass-hairs.
2:Why is <player> shaking <his/her> ass around like that... and what's that stuck to <his/her> ass-hair???
3:You tell <target>, 'The best part of you is still a cumbubble on one of your mom's ass-hairs.'
4:<player> tells <target>, 'The best part of you is still a cumbubble on one of your mom's ass-hairs.'
5:<player> tells you, 'The best part of you is still a cumbubble on one of your mom's ass-hairs.'
6:Maybe you could invest in a self-improvement course or two???
7:<player> seems to think that <his/her> best traits are still a cumbubble one of <his/her> mom's ass-hairs... You can't help but agree.
cupcheck - by Unknown
1:You check for cups.
2:<player> checks for cups, better put yours on!
3:You knee <target> in the groin to make sure <he/she> is wearing <his/her> cup.
4:<player> knees <target> in the groin to make sure <he/she> is wearing <his/her> cup.
5:<player> knees you in the groin to make sure you are wearing your cup.
6:You punch yourself in the groin to make sure you're wearing your cup.
7:<player> punches <him/her>self in the groin to make sure <he/she> is wearing <his/her> cup.
curious - by Unknown
1:You look around curiously.
2:<player> looks around curiously.
3:You give <target> a curious look. Tell me more!
4:<player> gives <target> a curious look, wanting to know more.
5:<player> looks at you curiously, inviting you to expand on that comment.
6:You get curious about yourself. Do us a favor- close the curtains!
7:<player> gets curious about <him/her>self. What's <he/she> doing... Eeewww!
curl - by Unknown
1:You curl up quietly, alone.
2:<player> curls up and lays <his/her> head on <his/her> paws.
3:You curl up next to <target> and wrap your tail around yourself.
4:<player> curls up next to <target>, wrapping <his/her> tail around <him/her>self.
5:<player> curls up next to you, wrapping <his/her> tail around <him/her>self.
6:You curl up tightly, burying your head into your fur.
7:<player> curls up tightly and sobs quietly into <his/her> fur.
curtsey - by Unknown
1:You curtsey to your audience.
2:<player> curtseys gracefully.
3:You curtsey to <him/her>.
4:<player> curtseys gracefully to <target>.
5:<player> curtseys gracefully for you.
6:You curtsey to your audience (yourself).
7:<player> curtseys to <him/her>self, since no one is paying attention to <him/her>.
cute - by Unknown
1:You look at everyone with huge, puppydog eyes.
2:<player> is so durn cute, you just have to vomit.
3:You snuggle up to <target> and gaze at <him/her> innocently.
4:<player> inflicts <his/her> nauseating cuteness upon <target>.
5:<player> gazes at you with liquid eyes. How COOT!!
6:Overwhelmed by your own cuteness, you wretch violently.
7:Even <player> can't stand <his/her> own cuteness.
cuteness - by Unknown
1:Ready! Aim! Fire!
2:<player> fires <his/her> cuteness beams upon you!
3:Mmm, this'll have good results.
4:<target> falls victim to <player>'s cuteness.
5:OMG, OMG! <player> is just SOOOO cute!
6:Charging, Testing, All Set!
7:<player> readies <his/her> cuteness beams.
cutie - by Unknown
1:You look around the room, hoping to spot the cutest of the bunch.
2:<player> surveys the crowd before spotting a drop-dead cute person!
3:You think, "Wow what a cutie <target> is!"
4:<player> points at <target> and exclaims, "What a CUTIE!"
5:<player> winks at you and exclaims, "Wow, what a cutie!"
6:You feel confident you are a cutie!
7:<player> proudly tells you how cute <he/she> is.
cwuv - by Unknown
1:You are cruising for some extra special kinky Chicken wuvvin!
2:<player> is cruising for some extra special kinky Chicken wuvvin!
3:You eye <target>'s extra plush feathers. Maybe <he/she> wants some kinky Chicken wuvvin!
4:<player> is looking at <target>'s feathers lustily. Perhaps you should leave?
5:<player> gulps down <his/her> beer and starts admiring your extra soft feathers. Flee...
6:You grab a beer, your coat, and some feed and go out cruisin for Chicks.
7:<player> is moaning about Chickens and beer again. Perhaps <he/she> is Swedish?
cyberread - by Mehmeh
1:You need to find a juicy novel to read.
2:Psssst. <player> wants to know if you have any good reading material.
3:You start reading to <target>, carefully licking your fingers as you turn each page, moving deeper and deeper into the book.
4:You see <player> reading something to <target>, but why are they moaning like that?
5:<player> pulls out <his/her> favorite book and reads to you. WOAH the plot just thickened!
6:You dig out your favorite romance novel and settle down for a good "read".
7:You hear the rustle of pages and some other strange noises as <player> "reads" <his/her> favorite book.
cyberwuv - by Dashiell
1:Hey! BritneySpears14 is on again! Time for some cyberwuvving!
2:<player>BNJA types: "I put on my robe and wizard hat."
3:You cast Lvl.3 Eroticism on <target> and <he/she> turns into a beautiful woman!
4:<player> casts Lvl.3 Eroticism and turns <target> into a beautiful woman!
5:<player>'s Cybering is getting ... Whoosh! You turn into a beautiful woman!
6:You irritate everyone with your prattling about magic.
7:<player> wastes no spells as he casts Lvl.8 Cock of the Infinite and logs off.
czech - by Unknown
1:Jou boast about jour gquest winnings.
2:Uh oh, <player> just started boasting about <his/her> gquest wins.
3:Jou confuse <target> by jelling "Ahoj!" at <him/her>.
4:<player> just jelled "Ahoj!" and it looks as though <target> is having troubles understanding...
5:As jou enter the mud, <player> looks in jour direction and jells "Ahoj!"
6:Congratz! Jou just won jour 4,078,341st gquest!
7:Woo! Go <player>!! <he/she> just won <his/her> 4,078,341 gquest! Hoo-raj!
dak - by Unknown
1:Your throat tightens, hands clench, and your senses dull.
2:<player> has gone -DAK-!!! Scavengers circle about.
3:Maybe <target> can locate the defibulator in time!
4:As <player> reaches for <target> to help <him/her>, you realize it's too late. <his/her> body goes limp, and <his/her> head hits the keyboard hard. It's okay, <he/she>'s DAK.
5:Eyes void of humanity, <player> falls to <his/her> keyboard after one last attempt to warn you. Oh, the guilt! Why!?
6:Mac & Cheese won't subside forever. After all, Kraft(tm) does not make soul food!
7:Like so many rose petals, <player>'s life has wilted... -DAK-!
dance - by Unknown
1:Feels silly, doesn't it?
2:<player> dances wildly before you!
3:You lead <him/her> to the dancefloor.
4:<player> sends <target> across the dancefloor.
5:<player> sends you across the dancefloor.
6:You skip and dance around by yourself.
7:<player> skips a light Fandango.
danke - by Unknown
1:You solemnly remember the Code of the Old Order.
2:<player> sits in meditation upon an aspect of the Balance.
3:You recite the Code of the Old Order to <target> in hope that <he/she> remembers.
4:<player> speaks of the Balance to <target>.
5:You are possessed by an odd calmness as the Balance of <player> surrounds you.
6:You recite the Code of the Old Order to yourself, to raise your spirits.
7:<target> stands here, reciting the creed of some forgotten order.
darkembrace - by Unknown
1:The chilling presence of the Great Lord of the Dark embraces the room.
2:The chilling presence of the Great Lord of the Dark embraces the room.
3:Your faith guides the chilling embrace of the Great Lord of the Dark to find <target>.
4:<target> is embraced by the chilling presence of the Great Lord of the Dark, thanks to <player>.
5:<player> sends the chilling presence of the Great Lord of the Dark to embrace you.
6:You feel the chilling presence of the Great Lord of the Dark embrace you.
7:With abject humility, <player> grovels in the chilling embrace of the Great Lord of the Dark.
darklotus - by Unknown
1:You raise your katana and expose your holy cross face!
2:<player> lifts a katana and shows <his/her> alliance to DaRK LoTuS!
3:Your beckoning call invites <target> to join DaRK LoTuS!
4:<target> is invited to join DaRK LoTuS along with <player>!
5:<player> is talking something about joining <him/her> in some kinda cult.
6:You paint your face with a holy cross and join DaRK LoTuS!
7:<player> just painted <his/her> face up and screams DaRK LoTuS 4 Life!
darkstar - by Phaedra
1:This social has been made by Phaedra in honour of her wonderful spouse Darkstar :)
2:<player> is using the Darkstar social, made by Phaedra just for her wonderful spouse!
3:You grant <target> the fantastic Lasertag skills of Darkstar to win the next game!
4:<player> grants <target> Darkstar's fantastic lasertag skills to win the next game!
5:<player> grants you the superior Lasertag skills of Darkstar to win the next game!
6:You scream "The next lasertag game will start in approximately 3 minutes!"
7:There <player> goes, getting all excited about lasertag again...
darkwuv - by Unknown
1:Oh dear! As you're possessed by Dark Wuvvin, Sorrow prompts you to throw a dohbie to Ivar and watch the fur fly!
2:<player>, seemingly possessed by a combination of Vodka and Dark Wuvvin, just tossed a dohbie to Ivar! EEWWWW!!
3:Ooh! As you demonstrate Dark Wuvvin on <target>, you suddenly feel very powerful over all those around you.
4:<player> demonstrates how Dark Wuvvin can be used for wuvvin or for antiwuvvin as <he/she> reaches in <target>'s mouth and pulls out a spleen.
5:<player> demonstrates how Dark Wuvvin can be used for wuvvin or for antiwuvvin as <he/she> reaches in your mouth and pulls out a spleen.
6:If giving luxurious Dark Wuvvin to yourself is your idea of a good time, be my guest, but stay far, far away.
7:<player> thinks that by giving <him/her>self Dark Wuvvin, <he/she>'ll derive satisfaction, but you notice the way <he/she> expands as <he/she> continues..
date - by Unknown
1:You're a loser, accept it and move on.
2:<player> couldn't get a date with a hundred dollar bill hanging from <his/her> zipper.
3:You confidently strut towards <target> asking for a date, before being rejected with a laugh.
4:You hold back a chuckle as <target> horribly rejects <player>.
5:You laugh uncontrollably as <player> asks you on a date.
6:You'll definitely be spending a romantic evening with yourself again tonight.
7:<player> will definitely be spending an exhausting evening with <him/her>self.
daydream - by Unknown
1:You dream of better times.
2:<player> looks absent-minded, <his/her> eyes staring into space.
dazzle - by Unknown
1:You dazzling flirt you. No one can resist this smile.
2:Dazzling is the only word to describe <player>'s smile.
3:You attempt to dazzle <target> as you flash <him/her> a huge smile and stand straight.
4:A flash of white nearly blinds you as <player> smiles.
5:<player> has the most amazing teeth you think, as <he/she> flashes you an incredible smile.
6:If you can't kill them, perhaps this dazzling smile will work?
7:<player> dazzles everyone with <his/her> smile.
dbaby - by Unknown
1:AHH! DEMON BABIES!!!
2:<player> is ever plagued by the DEMON BABIES!!!
3:You send your Parachuting DEMON BABIES!!! after <target>!
4:<player> CONTROLS the DEMON BABIES!!! RUNNN!
5:<player>'s Parachuting DEMON BABIES!!! are after you!! AHHH!
6:DEMON BABIES... there EVERY WHERE! When will it end?!?!
7:<player>'s soul is under DEMON BABIES torment... what if your next!?
ddance - by Unknown
1:You want to dance the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance!!
2:<player> is looking for someone to do the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with. Flee!!
3:You dance the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with <target>.
4:<player> dances the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with <target>.
5:<player> dances the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with you.
6:Lonely, are we?
7:<player> has got worse problems than you...<he/she>'s doing the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with <him/her>self.
deadwed - by Unknown
1:You pack your lucky shovel in preparation for tonight's spouse-finding expedition.
2:You see <player> digging in the cemetery, whistling "Chapel of Love."
3:Jackpot! It's your next spouse! You pull <target> out of <his/her> coffin.
4:<player> grabs <target>'s lifeless corpse and exclaims "My love!"
5:Hey! What's <player> doing with your corpse? STOP THAT!
6:You break down, realizing the cemetery is no longer THE place to find a spouse.
7:<player> complains about loneliness and an empty cemetery.
decipher - by Unknown
1:You try to figure out what it all means.
2:<player> tries to figure out what it all means.
3:Just what the heck is <target> talking about?
4:<player> stares at <target> with a blank look on <his/her> face.
5:<player> stares at you with a blank look on <his/her> face..
6:You listen intently, trying to decipher the voices in your head.
7:Looks like <player> is talking to <him/her>self again.
defib - by Unknown
1:You warm up the defibrilator.
2:<player> warms up the defibrilator.
3:You zap <target> looking for some signs of life.
4:"CLEAR!" <player> zaps <target> looking for some signs of life.
5:The whole world vibrates as <player> zaps you looking for life signs.
6:You zap yourself! How kinky!
7:<player> zaps <him/her>self. You wonder if <player> has a serious mud addiction.
defleppard - by Unknown
1:You look for someone to pour some sugar on you.
2:<player> looks for someone to pour some sugar on <him/her>.
3:You ask <target> to pour some sugar on you in the name of love.
4:<player> asks <target> to pour some sugar on <him/her> in the name of love.
5:<player> tells you <he/she>'s hot, sticky sweet from <his/her> head to <his/her> feet, yeah!
6:You pour some sugar on yourself and lick it off.
7:<player> pours some sugar on <him/her>self and licks it off...wtf?
deity - by Unknown
1:You slay the tyrant Mota and proclaim yourself Deity of Aardwolf!
2:You gasp as <player> kills Mota and proclaims <him/her>self Deity of Aardwolf!
3:You generously offer to be <target>'s Deity.
4:Weird, <player> is trying to convince <target> to let <him/her> be <his/her> Deity.
5:<player> smiles at you condecendingly and generously offers to be your Deity.
6:That tyrant Mota has called a war one level short of mine for the last time!
7:<player> babbles on insanely about killing Mota.
delicatetroll - by Unknown
1:You exclaim, "Careful with the troll, you might break it!"
2:"Careful with the troll, ", <player> exclaims, "you might break it!"
3:People like <target> never realize how delicate trolls actually are. *ouch*
4:<player> is begging <target> to PLEASE be more careful with <him/her>. Trolls can be so delicate ...
5:<player> begs you to PLEASE be more careful with the delicate troll.
delirium - by Una
1:Twinkle's a nice word. So's viridian. I met a lady once with an imaginary fish.
2:You watch as <player> slips from Delight into Delerium.
3:You turn <target> into a Waitress with a crush on her boss!
4:<player> turns <target> into a Waitress with a crush on <his/her> Boss!
5:<player> turns you into demon half-faced waitress with a crush on her boss.
6:You assure yourself that not knowing everything makes it all ok. Sometimes.
7:You see <player> burst into Butterflies and Goldfish.
demote - by Unknown
1:You consider fake demoting someone.
2:<player> considers fake demoting someone.
3:You fake demoted <target>! You are so tricky!
4:CLAN ANNOUNCEMENT: <player> has demoted <target> to the rank of Sux0r!
5:CLAN ANNOUNCEMENT: <player> has demoted <target> to the rank of Sux0r!
6:Did you do something bad? You do realize this is a fake demotion, right?
7:<player> is trying to demote <him/her>self using a fake demotion social. <he/she> is crazy!
dentures - by Unknown
1:Uh oh! Your dentures have a life of their own! RUN!
2:Uh oh! <player>'s dentures are biting <him/her>! Watch out, they're looking at you now!
3:You pull out your dentures to unleash their power on <target>!
4:<player> attacks <target> with his dentures! That's horrible! Oh. My. Lord. Let's just hope <target> is cremated. Eww.
5:<player> is threatening you with <his/her> dentures! Do what <he/she> says!
6:Your dentures jump out of your mouth and try to bite your head off! Aargh!
7:<player>'s dentures are attacking <him/her>, and it's not a pretty sight.
deport - by Unknown
1:Oh no! Immigration! Run!
2:Someone yells out "Immigration", and <player> runs for the nearest exit.
3:You flash your INS badge and watch as <target> bolts for the nearest exit.
4:You cackle as <player> flashes a plastic INS badge and <target> cries like a baby as <he/she> bolts for the door.
5:Oh no! <player> is with the INS! Where will you hide?
6:You mutter something about green cards and drive yourself to the Mexican border.
7:What a wacko! <player> is muttering something about green cards and deporting <him/her>self to Mexico.
depress - by Unknown
1:You're so depressed! The world sucks! People suck! End it now!!
2:<player> is depressed again! Get the Prozac and put away the paring knife!
3:You look at <target> and sob woefully of your troubles!
4:Oh no...here we go again. Break out the Kleenex!
5:<player> collapses against you and begs for this hellish existence to end!
6:You think you're the worst person on the face of the planet!! Could you be right?
7:<player> is depressed again. You wonder if <he/she> muds too much...
desire - by Unknown
1:Who do you love so much?!
2:<player> looks around the room, <his/her> eyes filled with desire. Is <he/she> looking at you ?!
3:You gaze into <target>s dreamy eyes and nearly get lost in your own desire.
4:<player> looks at <target> with great desire. <he/she> is SOO in love!
5:<player> looks at you with passion-filled eyes. You know <he/she> desires you.
6:Self love is the best isn't it ?!
7:<player> seems to desire <him/her>self. How concieted can you be?!
detective - by Unknown
1:You pull up the collar of your trenchcoat, wield your spy glass, and prepare to investigate the scene!
2:<player> puts on a trenchcoat, wields a spy glass, and looks around suspiciously for a clue.
3:<target> has an interesting tale to tell, but are you SURE <he/she> is capable of such criminal activity?
4:<player> taps <target> on the shoulder and asks <him/her> to help in the investigation.
5:You find yourself in the rough hands of <player>, being questioned about your mudding habits and other odd things.
6:*BONK* You accuse yourself of criminal activity! Time to take the handcuffs out and walk yourself downtown!
7:You stare at <player> as <he/she> starts to put on a pair of handcuffs. Either they are guilty of something, or they're short of dates..
dgvolve - by Unknown
1:Your Digicrest of Aardwolf begins to glow.
2:<player>'s Digicrest of Aardwolf is glowing. Something's gonna happen...
3:You signal at <target> telling <him/her> to digivolve into Ultimate!
4:<player> is giving <target> the signal to Digivolve!
5:<player> gives you the signal! It's Digi-time!
6:<player>mon digivolve to... MECHA<player>mon
7:<player>mon digivolve to... MECHA<player>mon
dhg - by Unknown
1:You pledge yourself to the sacred ways of the Dragon Honor Guild.
2:<player> pledges <him/her>self to the sacred ways of the Dragon Honor Guild.
3:You ask <target> if they've given the Dragon Honor Guild oath yet.
4:<player> asks <target> if they've given their Dragon Honor Guild oath yet.
5:<player> asks you if you've given your Dragon Honor Guild oath yet.
6:You pledge to uphold the Code of the Dragon Honor Guild.
7:<player> pledges to <him/her>self to uphold the Code of the Dragon Honor Guild.
dictionary - by Unknown
1:Bad spellers must die!!!
2:<player> mutters something about bad spellers.
3:Where is that dictionary?
4:<player> throws a dictionary at <target> and smacks <him/her> in the head. That'll teach 'em.
5:<player> is shrieking about spelling again. Duck!
6:Your English teacher would have a hissy fit.
7:<player> couldn't spell if <his/her> life depended on it.
die - by Unknown
1:You clutch at your chest and kneel over.
2:<player> clutches at <his/her> chest and falls over dead.
3:You give <target> the look of death.
4:<player> gives <target> the look of death.
5:<player> gives you the look of death. You feel your throat tighten.
6:You think you only have a few days left to live.
7:<player> informs you that <he/she> will die in a few days.
dietubby - by Unknown
1:You have a machine gun under your coat. They won't know what hit them.
2:<player> is hunting Tellytubbies. Probably best not to wear a foam suit.
3:I'll give you Eh-Oh!!! You rip out your machine gun and gun them down.
4:<player> is firing a machine gun at <target> thinking <he/she>'s a Tellytubby!
5:<player> just pulled out a machine gun. Time for Tubby Bye-Bye!
6:"One day, in Tellytubbyland, the Narrator brought a machine gun." Uh-Oh!
7:<player> thinks it time to make some Tubbies toast.
differ - by Unknown
3:You glare at <target> and disagree.
4:<player> shakes <his/her> head, disagreeing with <target>.
5:<player> glares at you, obviously disagreeing.
6:You seethe with inner conflict, disagreeing with yourself.
digimon - by Unknown
1:Digimon is a lot better than Pokemon!
2:<player> runs around the room yelling "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux."
3:You grab <target> by the shirt and scream "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux!" in <his/her> face.
4:<player> grabs <target> by the shirt and screams "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux!" in their face.
5:<player> grabs you by the shirt and screams "Digimon is in, Pokemon is out!" in your face...<he/she>'s obviously very mad.
6:You throw yourself on the wall and scream "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux!"
7:<player> grabs <his/her>elf by the shirt and screams "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux!" at <his/her>elf. You think, "What a wacko, Pokemon is alot better than that crap."
dillusional - by Unknown
1:You do the Happy Pickle Dance trying to impress all the ladies.
2:<player> dances around like an idiot while saying "Hellooo Laaadies."
3:You snicker at "Tiny" as you thrust your Index Finger and Thumb into <his/her> face.
4:"Hahaha, Everyone look at <target>, such a Tiny Lil Fella, HAHahhahaH!!," <player> yells as <he/she> harrasses <him/her>.
5:You start to sob as <player> tells everyone about your "Tiny" little secret.
6:You proclaim that everyone should "Just Go Home!!!"
7:<player> is screaming "Everyone should Just Go Home!!!" Obviously <he/she> is very Dillusional.
dip - by Unknown
1:Dip who?
3:You dip <target> and carefully give <him/her> a gentle passionate kiss.
4:<player> dips <target> carefully and lays a gentle but passionate kiss upon <his/her> lips.
5:<player> dips you carefully and lays a gentle but passionate kiss upon your lips.
dipsmooch - by Unknown
1:You bend far forward, dipsmooching an imaginary friend.
2:<player> bends far forward, dipsmooching an imaginary friend. Hmmm.
3:You sweep <target> almost off <his/her> feet in a quick dipsmooch. Woohoo!
4:<player> sweeps <target> almost off <his/her> feet in a quick dipsmooch. Woohoo!
5:<player> sweeps you almost off your feet in a quick dipsmooch. Woohoo!
6:You try to dipsmooch yourself, and find yourself in need of a chiropractor.
7:<player> tries to dipsmooch <him/her>self and ends up double-jointed where <he/she> never was before.
disco - by Unknown
1:You search through your vinyl collection, looking for something to disco to.
2:<player> rummages through <his/her> record collection, and pulls out some swanky disco!
3:You grab <target> and do your best Travolta!
4:<player> grabs <target> and and shows <him/her> how to disco!
5:<player> grabs you and begins to disco - How dreamy!
6:You show everyone that you, too, know how to disco.
7:<player> dons <his/her> leather jacket and does <his/her> Travolta pose.
disgust - by Unknown
1:Look at them. Every single one of them brings about a feeling of sheer disgust in you.
2:With a nasty look, <player> eyes everyone and everything, disgust eminating from <his/her> person.
3:You express your utter disgust for <target> the only way you know how.
4:As <he/she> sneers, growls and hisses, you realize that <player> is disgusted with what <target> has done.
5:How rude! It looks like <player> is disgusted with you, and <he/she>'s being really mean about it.
6:You are SOOOO disguted with yourself, you might as well let everyone know.
7:<player> sneers and growls at <his/her> reflection in the mirror. Obviously <he/she> is disgusted with <him/her>self.
dispelbored - by Unknown
1:You start chanting 'gyuhio', hoping your friends list will quit being so boring.
2:<player> is chanting 'gyuhio', trying to cast dispel boredom on his friends.
3:You try to convince <target> <he/she> should be less boring!
4:<player> chants 'gyuhio' while trying to cast dispel boredom on <target>.
5:<player> chants 'gyuhio', casting dispel boredom on you!
6:Cast dispel boredom on yourself?!? God, you must be really, REALLY bored!
7:<player> is casting dispel boredom on <him/her>self, you pity <him/her>.
dispellag - by Unknown
1:You start to chant "sagtwa", trying to dispel the lag in the room.
2:<player> starts saying "sagtwa". What is <he/she> doing?
3:You cast dispel lag on <target>, hopefully it helps.
4:<player> casts dispel lag on <target>. <he/she> must be having a lag problem.
5:<player> casts dispel lag on you. Are you having a lag problem?
6:You cast dispel lag on yourself. Has the lag cleared up?
7:<player> is casting dispel lag on <him/her>self. You feel sorry for <player>.
disrespect - by Unknown
1:You remind the people not to disrespect.
2:<player> waves <his/her> hand upside down and says something about "No disrespect."
3:You go up to that foo <target> and say "Naaah, foo. That's disrespect!"
4:Check out this foo <target> right here. How dare <he/she> disrespect your homey, <player>?
5:Foo, why you disrespect <player> like that!?
6:You rub the bottom of your nose and exclaim, "Naaah, foo. Naaaaaaaah!"
7:<player> is rubbing the bottom of <his/her> nose. Remember, NO disrespect!!
dizzy - by Unknown
1:You are so dizzy from all this chatter.
2:<player> spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter.
3:You are dizzy from all of <target>'s chatter.
4:<player> spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all <target>'s chatter.
5:<player> spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter.
6:You are dizzy from lack of air. Don't talk so much!
7:<player> spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air.
doctor - by Unknown
1:You glance around the room longingly. Who's today's willing victim?
2:<player> grabs <his/her> stethoscope and looks for someone to play doctor with.
3:You put your hands all over <target>. Hey, that isn't how an examination goes!
4:<player> appears to be molesting <target> in some weird role-playing kinda way.
5:<player> just asked you to help <him/her> out in the examination room.
6:You gaze longingly into the eyes of ... your stethoscope?
7:<player> begins to examine <him/her>self; <he/she> must really need to bone up for <his/her> exam!
doggie - by Calabus
1:You ponder the name of your next doggy.
2:<player> ponders the name of <his/her> next doggy.
3:You shave your doggy's ass, teach it to walk backwards and name it after THAT clan.
4:<player> shaves <his/her> doggy's ass, teaches it to walk backwards and names it after a clan that sux.
5:<player> proudly shows you <his/her> new doggy, oddly it's ass has no fur and it's named after your clan.
6:You love your doggy so much you consider naming it after yourself.
7:<player> wears a porkchop so doggy will play with them.
doh - by Unknown
1:You slap your forehead and say "DOH!"
2:<player> slaps <him/her>self on the head and yells, "DOH!"
3:You backhand <target>'s forehead and say, "DOH!"
4:<player> slaps <target> on the head and says, "DOH!"
5:<player> looks at you with disdain before slapping your forehead and saying, "DOH!"
6:Slapping your forehead, you yell "DOH!" at yourself.
7:<player> keeps hitting <him/her>self in the head and uttering, "Doh!"
dohbie - by Unknown
1:You walk around like you own the place. Then get pked and whine.
2:Boy, <player> is such an arrogant prick...<he/she> thinks that dohbies rule! Until <he/she>'s pked!
3:You invite <target> to join a clan that isn't really a clan!
4:<player> invites <target> to join a clan that isn't really a clan. What a loser.
5:<player> invites you to join a clan that isn't really a clan. What a loser.
6:Your arrogant and clueless ways bring down the wrath of the clans! Oh, NO!
7:<player>'s arrogant and clueless ways bring down the wrath of the clans! Oh, YES!
doit - by MeLaNiE
1:You look to see who would do it.
2:<player> looks to see who would do it.
3:You look for <target> to see if <he/she> would do it.
4:<player> looks for <target> to see if <he/she> would do it.
5:<player> looks for <target> to see if <he/she> is going to do it!
6:You wonder if you should do it!
7:<player> wonders if <he/she> should do it!
dolove - by Unknown
1:Who loves you??
2:<player> peers about <him/her>self, hoping for love.
3:You peer thoughtfully at <target> and ask if you are loved.
4:<player> peers thoughtfully at <target>, asking if <he/she> is loved.
5:<player> peers thoughtfully at you and asks 'Do you love me?'...
6:You deserve love...
7:<player> isn't sure if <he/she> loves <him/her>self...
dolt - by Unknown
1:You go around telling everyone that they're a dolt.
2:<player> thinks you're all dolts.
3:You think <target> is a dolt, and you let them know it.
4:<player> points at <target> and screams at <him/her>, 'DOLT!'
5:That mean old <player> is calling you a dolt.
6:You're a dolt? If you say so..
7:<player> seems to think <he/she> is a dolt. Odd..
dontpanic - by Villain
1:You politely remind everybody not to panic as the world comes to an end.
2:As the world ends, that annoying jerk, <player>, reminds everybody not to
3:You remind <target> not to panic. <he/she> doesn't seem very pleased to hear
4:<target> finally breaks down when <player> reminds <him/her> not to panic.
5:You let out a sob as <player> reminds you not to panic.
6:Don't panic... don't panic... DON'T PANIC!!!!
7:<player> hyperventilates as <he/she> reminds <him/her>self not to panic.
dooflingy - by Unknown
1:You pick up some monkey crap and....do absolutely nothing.
2:You watch <player> pick up a bit monkey crap and hold it in <his/her> hand.
3:You pick up some monkey crap from the pile next to you and throw it at <target>!
4:You see a brown projectile fly from the hands of <player> and hit <target>'s face!
5:WHAM! <player> has dooflingied you! Wipe it off, WIPE IT OFF!
6:You feel around, looking for some dooflingy ammo to throw, and you end up slipping in a pile of monkey mess! Nice job, fool!
7:<player> slips into a pile of monkey mess! ...<he/she>'s so graceful!
dork - by Unknown
1:You hold your fingers to your forehead forming an L - "duhh loooosssser".
2:<player> exclaims that <he/she> is a pathetic looooosssser - stay away from <him/her>, it's catching!
3:You tell <target> that <he/she>'s a loser! -You must be looking for trouble-
4:<player> thinks that <target> is a complete ***looooooser***.
5:<player> forms an L on <his/her> forehead with <his/her> fingers - <he/she> thinks you're a #%*-LOSER-*%#!
6:You are such a loser - you're pathetic!
7:<player> is a serious loser - better not touch <him/her>, it could be catching.
dragbie - by Unknown
1:Your whole clan drags you through 2 morts but you still think everyone in SK is a dragbie.
2:<player> hopes nobody notices <he/she> is a dragbie so <he/she> posts notes flaming others.
3:You think <target> is a dragbie. Now go post 50 notes flaming <him/her> for being in a /Rox/ clan.
4:<player> thinks <target> is a dragbie. Perhaps <player> is jealous that noone wants to group with <him/her>.
5:<player> thinks you're a dragbie. Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black????
6:You try to be your own dragbie. But you suck so now you'll go post 50 notes on Feedback flaming others.
7:<player> tries to be <his/her> own dragbie but sucks at levelling so now <he/she> is going to post 50 notes on Feedback flaming others.
dragged - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to drag your lazy self.
2:Uh oh! <player> is looking for free exp, run away!
3:You select <target> for some free exp, let's see if they bite the lure.
4:<player> pokes <target> in the ribs, looking for some dragbie action.
5:You have been singled out to do some dragging by <player>, run!
6:You want to drag yourself? That shouldnt be too difficult.
7:<player> seems to want to drag themselves, what a freak.
dragokil - by Unknown
1:You fly around, looking for nuns and orphans to practice on.
2:A crash and a muffled scream from <player> tell you that Dragokil has struck again!
3:There's your VICTIM, <target>! DIVE!! DIVE!!
4:<player> belly-flops from orbit onto <target>! Dragokil strikes again!!!
5:<player> has bellyflopped on you from orbit! Dragokil strikes again!
6:You are in the most feared clan on Aardwolf, Dragokil!!
7:LOOK OUT!!! <player> is a Dragokil Assassin!!!!
dragonfire - by Unknown
1:You breathe WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE about the room.
2:<player> breathes WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE about the room.
3:You breathe WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE at <target>.
4:<player> breathes WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE at <target>.
5:<player> breathes WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE at You.
6:You belch on your own WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE!
7:<player> belches, and a hint of DRAGONFIRE comes out.
dragonslave - by Unknown
1:You chant, "I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose us"
2:<player> chants, "I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose us"
3:<target> is engulfed by a MASSIVE explosion from your Dragon Slave.
4:<target> is engulfed by a MASSIVE explosion from <player>'s Dragon Slave.
5:You are engulfed by a MASSIVE explosion from <player>'s Dragon Slave!
6:You chant, "shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess!"
7:<player> chants, "shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess!"
dragqueen - by Unknown
1:Hmm, a little mascara here and there really makes you feel free!
2:Behold! It's <player>na!
3:You just can't get over that blouse! It's gorgeous on <target>!
4:<player> runs after <target> in <his/her> heels screaming something about a blouse that is 'to die for'.
5:<player> beats you over the head with the color sensible purse <he/she> is carrying.
6:To Wong Foo, With love, Julie Newmar.
7:<player> feels just like Patrick Swayze in that mini-skirt!
draw - by Unknown
1:You find your sketchbook and pencil and start to draw some beautiful things.
2:<player> looks like a bone head as <he/she> acts like an artist.
3:You ask <target> to hold completely still as you draw <his/her> beautiful face.
4:<player> asks <target> to stand completely still as <he/she> draws <him/her>.
5:How romantic, <player> wants to draw you!
6:You imagine yourself in the most attractive way, and sketch your perfect image.
7:Man what an ego! <player> draws <him/her>self.
dreamboat - by Unknown
1:You desperately desire a draught of dreamboat delectation!
2:<player> sighs as <he/she> thinks of Johnny McAmerican, the school football captain.
3:You and marvy ol' <target> will be sharing a malted in no time flat, natch.
4:<player> makes it abundantly clear that <target> is a dreamboat, and marvy, to boot!
5:You're dreamy... to the extreme!, or so foxy macro-hunk <player> says.
6:MONKEYS
7:Monkeys monkeys monkeys <player> monkeys monkeys monkeys <player>
dreamfighter - by Unknown
1:You're very naughty today.
2:<player>'s feet hurt... WITH DESTINY!
3:<target>'s words scratch the back of your eyes.
4:There's a lot of thucking and bapping going on in <player> and <target>'s direction.
5:<player> says, 'You killed my fish!' Why does that pickle <him/her>?
6:START!
7:<player> says, 'Now I fight for wisdom!' BATTLE OVER!
dreamysigh - by Unknown
1:Oh, how wonderful it is ... almost indescribable ...
2:<player> lets out a long and dreamy sigh. Who or what could <he/she> be thinking of?
3:Mmmmm, the things you would do to <target> ... how absolutely dreamy <he/she> is.
4:With a foolish grin on <his/her> face, <player> stares wistfully at <target>, letting out a soft, dreamy sigh.
5:Sigh ... has anyone ever told you how dreamy you are, <target>? Just ask <player>.
6:Of course, can there truly be anyone out there more wonderful than you?
7:<player> looks completely lost, staring dreamily at <his/her> reflection in the lake.
drevil - by Unknown
1:You raise your pinky to your mouth and giggle just like Dr. Evil!
2:Better watch out! <player> is EEEEEVIIIIILLLL!
3:You stagger toward <target>, saying, 'hug....hug....hug...'
4:<player> must really need a hug... <he/she>'s chasing <target>!
5:<player> is coming at you like a zombie! Run!
6:You cackle with glee as you hold the world ransom for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
7:<player> is trying to be evil again. Ignore <him/her> and <he/she> might go away.
drob - by Unknown
1:Where's a Dro'Bher when ya need one these days?
2:<player> is looking to place a bounty on someone, could you be next?
3:You smack a big TARGET sticker on <target>'s head, <he/she> shall be next.
4:The Dro'Bher suddenly appear from everywhere to claim the bounty on <target>'s head... sux to be <him/her>.
5:<player> has marked you for death by the Dro'Bher.
6:You nod at yourself in agreement thinking it is time to go PK someone.
7:<player>'s bloodlust rises at the thought of PK.
drool - by Unknown
1:You drool down the front of your shirt.
2:<player> drools all over <him/her>self -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
3:You drool messily on <target>.
4:<player> drools upon <target>.
5:<player> looks at you lustily and drools.
6:You drool down the front of your shirt.
7:<player> drools all over <him/her>self -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
dropbear - by Unknown
1:Hey.. what's that in the trees? Oh god.. No.. Where's my knife, where's my knife?!
2:<player> scrambles for <his/her> knife, screaming "DROPBEAR! DROPBEAR!"
3:Oh no! The dropbear! It's heading right for <target>!
4:<target> desperately stabs at the air as a dropbear descends from the trees!
5:The dropbear's coming, and I don't have my knife! Noooo! <player>, I'll love you forever...
6:You stab desperately at the air! DON'T LET THE DROPBEAR GET ME! DON'T LET IT GET ME!
7:<player> begins stabbing at the empty air, screaming "DROPBEAR!" What a weirdo... Hey, what's that in the trees?.. AHHHHH!
dropdead - by Unknown
1:Trying to refresh your brains?
2:<player>'s brains really need refreshment!
3:You give a gun to <target> and ask <him/her> to shoot <him/her>self.
4:<player> gives <target> a gun and asks <him/her> to shoot <him/her>self.
5:<player> gives you a gun, saying "Shoot yourself!".
6:You see your body and a steaming gun below you. . o O (R.I.P.)
7:<player> just shot <his/her> brains out, somebody call 911!
drow - by Unknown
1:You offer the wishes, 'Oloth plynn dos!' >:(
2:Muhahahaha! (Red Aura) <player> can't hide <his/her> true > drow < heritage!
3:Like you care! You're no Drizzt Do'Urden...well, just this once :P
4:What?!? A drow CARES about <target>'s cause? Now you've seen EVERYTHING.
5:<player>'s icy drow heart melts for you - just this once! Don't let it go to your head.
6:AAAAGH!!!! TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!!!!
7:What do you expect from <player> - <he/she> has to deal with you crazy surface people :P
drunkard - by Unknown
1:You just can't stay sober, can you?
2:Twinkle tinkle little smar, how <player> wonders where's the bar?
3:You laugh at <target>'s drunken antics.
4:<target> just drank an entire keg! <player> laughs.
5:<player> thinks you're a drunkard! Let's settle this with a drinking contest!
6:Another hangover, eh?
7:<player> has been sober for a whole 10 minutes!
dschant - by Unknown
1:You chant, "Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows"
2:<player> chants, "Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows"
3:You point at <target> and scream "DRAGON SLAVE!!"
4:<player> points at <target> and screams "DRAGON SLAVE!!"
5:<player> points at you and screams "DRAGON SLAVE!!"
6:You chant, "buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name"
7:<player> chants, "buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name"
dsquirrel - by Unknown
1:You do the devastating squirrel dance of death!
2:Run away! <player> is doing the Squirrel dance of death!
3:You smile grimly as your dance slowly kills <target>.
4:<player> is doing the squirrel dance of death to <target>! Oh, the horror!
5:Ack! <player>'s squirrel dance of death is killing you!
6:You seek out some squirrels to see the fabled Squirrel dance of Death.
7:<player> seems to have gone mad. He's asking squirrels to do the dance of Death for him.
dsummon - by Unknown
1:You Summon a Demon from Hell!!!
2:<player> Summons a Demon from Hell to do <his/her> laundry!
3:You giggle as your Demon rips off <target>'s clothes.
4:<target> begins to cry as <his/her> clothes are stolen by <player>'s Demon.
5:You shriek in fear as <player>'s Demon steals all your clothes!
6:You curse angrily as your Demon steals all your money!
7:<player> curses aloud when <his/her> Demon steals all <his/her> money!
dswear - by Unknown
1:You pout in a childish manner and go "Don't Swear!!!"
2:<player> pouts like a kid and tells everyone "Don't Swear."
3:<target> reaches for the duct tape as you tell <him/her> not to swear.
4:<player> gets <his/her> mouth duct-taped as <he/she> tells <target> not to swear.
5:<player> tells you not to swear. You reach for the duct tape.
6:So you suddently realized your mouth's been dirty haven't ya?
7:<player> puts on a halo and tells <him/her>self not to swear.
dthwap - by Unknown
1:You roll up a newspaper and thwap it on the nose. BAD DOG!
2:<player> rolls up a newspaper and thwaps it on the nose. BAD DOG!
3:You roll up a newspaper and thwap <target> on <his/her> nose. BAD DOG!
4:<player> rolls up a newspaper and thwaps <target> on the nose. BAD DOG!
5:<player> rolls up a newspaper and thwaps you on the nose. BAD DOG!
6:You search in vain for your dog, but alas, he knows you have a newspaper.
7:<player> searches in vain for <his/her> dog, but alas, it has found a hiding spot.
duck - by Unknown
1:DUCK!!!!!!
2:<player> ducks defensively.
3:You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from <target>.
4:<player> ducks, anticipating <target>'s reaction.
5:<player> ducks, please oh please don't hit <him/her>!
ducttape - by Unknown
1:You pull out a shiny new roll of duct tape and smell it happily.
2:<player> pulls out a shiny new roll of duct tape and smells it happily.
3:You wrap <target> in duct tape, humming to yourself.
4:<player> wraps <target> in duct tape, humming to <him/her>self.
5:<player> wraps you in duct tape, humming to <him/her>self.
6:You declare 'Duct tape is like the force! It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together!'
7:<player> declares 'Duct tape is like the force! It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together!'
duet - by Unknown
1:You search around the room for someone to sing a duet with.
2:<player> is looking for a partner to sing a duet with.
3:You break from <target>'s melody into a beautiful harmony.
4:<player> & <target> Sing a Duet that can even make assassins cry.
5:<player> begins to accentuate your melody with a perfect harmony.
6:Seeing all other voices as inferior to your own, you harmonise with yourself.
7:Wow. . . <player> is singing Soprono AND Tenor at the same time!
dundee - by Unknown
1:You wake up and make breakfast Aussie style!
2:<player> wakes up, wrestles a croc, picks <his/her> teeth with a knife and goes out to eat some widgety grubs.
3:You wrestle a croc, skin it, and give it to <target> as a gift just before making breakfast for <him/her>.
4:<player> just wrestled a croc, skinned it, gave it to <target>, and is about to make breakfast! How buff is <he/she>!
5:<player> just gave you a crocodile skin as a gift! Now <he/she>'s going to make breakfast! How sweet!
6:You slam down your knife and declare. That's not a knife! THIS! Is a knife!
7:<player> thumps a giant knife down on the table and says that famous line, 'That's not a knife! This! Is a knife!!
duracell - by Unknown
1:Maybe you should stop after three. Don't want him to think you're weird!
2:<player> doesn't just stop at one. <he/she> keeps going until the batteries die!
3:You think <target> should just keep going. <he/she> sure does know what you like.
4:<player> gives <target> a sexy smile and encourages <him/her> to not stop, <player> is certainly lucky!
5:<player> wants you to keep going. Should you?
6:Wow! You sure don't want to stop!
7:<player> keeps going. Doesn't it sound like fun? Maybe <he/she> needs an extra hand.
durgan - by Unknown
1:OW! You've been hanging around Durgan, haven't you?
2:<player> just told the worst pun in the universe.
3:You groan and thwap <target> for making such a terrible pun.
4:<player> groans and thwaps <target> for making such a terrible pun.
5:You try to duck as <player> thwaps you for making such a terrible pun.
6:You sit on the ground muttering bad puns to yourself. Durgan wanna-be!
7:<player> sits on the ground muttering bad puns to <him/her>self. I suggest backing away slowly.
duuuh - by Unknown
1:You realize your ignorant mistake and exclaim .. Duuuh!
2:Realizing <his/her> ignorant mistake, <player> loudly exclaims .. Duuuh!
3:You point out <target>'s obvious ignorance and exclaim .. Duuuh!
4:Pointing out the obvious ignorance of <target>, <player> exclaims .. Duuuh!
5:Pointing out your ignorant mistake, <player> exclaims .. Duuuh!
6:How on earth did you miss that mistake!? Duuuh!
7:How on earth could <player> have missed something so obvious!? Duuuh!
dwatchmen - by Unknown
1:You let everybody know about the <(=Watchmen=)> donations policy.
2:<player> lets everybody know that <(=Watchmen=)> is always accepting donations.
3:You gently nudge <target> and tell <him/her> that <(=Watchmen=)> appreciates donations.
4:<player> tells <target> that <(=Watchmen=)> accepts any donations at all times.
5:<player> informs you that <(=Watchmen=)> is always accepting donations.
6:You show your <(=Watchmen=)> pride.
7:<player> points at <him/her>self and beams with <(=Watchmen=)> pride.
eak - by Unknown
1:You go idle to eat at your keyboard.
2:Going idle, <player> will be eating at <his/her> keyboard for a while.
3:You inform <target> that you are going idle to eat at your keyboard.
4:<target> drools as <player> goes idle to eat at <his/her> keyboard.
5:You drool as <player> goes idle to eat at <his/her> keyboard.
6:You add the *[EAK]* flag to your title.
7:Dying of starvation, <player> adds the *[EAK]* flag to <his/her> title.
earwave - by Unknown
1:You wave your ears in tense attention.
2:<player> waves <his/her> ears in tense attention.
3:You wave your ears towards <target>, trying to listen carefully.
4:<player> waves <his/her> ears towards <target>, trying to listen carefully.
5:<player> waves <his/her> ears towards you, trying to listen carefully.
6:You wave your ears rapidly. Damn, it's hot here!
7:It's getting cold.. <player>, stop waving your ears!
easy - by Unknown
1:You pray to Queen Mab for an easy quest.
2:<player> prays to queen Mab for an easy quest, THE FOOL!
3:You pray that <target> gets an easy quest, it'll never happen!
4:<player> unconfidently prays that <target> gets an easy quest.
5:<player> prays that you get an easy quest, that's nice, but dumb!
6:You pray that you get ALL the easy quests!
7:<player> is so selfish! <he/she>'s trying to horde all the easy quests!
eclipse - by Unknown
1:You become bored and start playing with the Sun and the Moon.
2:<player> becomes bored and start playing with the Sun and the Moon.
3:You launch a Moon at <target>!!! Take that newbie!
4:A Moon lands on <target>, ouch.
5:<player> laughs as a Moon lands on you! Hey that hurt!
6:You throw yourself into the Sun!
7:<player> throws <him/her>self into the Sun!
eeep - by Unknown
1:You scream "Beep! Beep!" like RoadRunner and scream off into the distance.
2:<player> screams "Beep! Beep!" like Road Runner and then turns and sprints off...
3:You sprint up to <target> and scream "Beep Beep" as <his/her> ACME scheme collapses!
4:<player> zooms up to <target> and yells "Beep Beep" as your plan to catch <him/her> collapses!
5:<player> zooms up to you and yells "Beep Beep" as your plan to catch <him/her> collapses!
6:You scream "Beep Beep" at yourself and end up with a head-ache.
7:You laugh at <player> as <he/she> tries feebly to beep <him/her>self.
eek - by Unknown
1:You jump up onto a table and shriek 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!'
2:<player> jumps up onto a table and shrieks 'EEEEEEEK!'
3:You point at <target> yelling 'EEEEEEEEK!'
4:<player> points at <target> and yells 'EEEEEEEEEK!'
5:You must have scared <player> because <he/she> just pointed at you yelling 'EEEEEEEEK!'
6:What'd you do, scare yourself silly or what?
7:<player> has scared <him/her>self silly! <he/she> is pointing at <him/her>self yelling 'EEEEEEEK!'
eep - by Unknown
1:You throw out your arms and yell, "Eep!"
2:<player> throws out <his/her> arms and yells, "Eep!"
3:You open your arms to <target> and say, "Eep!"
4:<player> opens <his/her> arms to <target> and says, "Eep!"
5:<player> opens <his/her> arms to you and says, "Eep!
6:You must really need a hug, eeping to yourself.
7:<player> must really need a hug, <he/she> is eeping to <him/her>self.
egiggle - by Unknown
1:You so giggly, they be watchin' you.
2:<player> be gigglin', foo.
3:You so giggly, <target> be watchin' you.
4:<player> be gigglin' at <target>, foo.
5:<player> be gigglin' at you, foo.
6:You best stop gigglin' at yo own self, foo, before they lock you up.
7:<player> is gigglin' at <his/her> own self, the crazy foo.
egotrip - by Unknown
1:You look around for an over-inflated ego to pop.
2:<player> looks around for an over-inflated ego to pop.
3:You find a sharp pin and pop <target>'s over-inflated ego. *BLAM*
4:You hear a large popping noise as <player> pops <target>'s over-inflated ego!
5:<player> grins evilly at you as <he/she> pops your over-inflated ego!
6:You babble about how great you are. You begin to sound like Kiljare!
7:<player> is on an egotrip again. Quick! Someone find a pin!
einstein - by Unknown
1:You start showing off your brain to everyone in the room.
2:Mota! <player> is a brain!
3:You feel the power man! Brain power! And you're forcing <target> to listen to your E=MC^2 theory.
4:<player> is turning into a {Twinlobe} Watch out!
5:<player> is exploding your mind with {Twinlobe} material!!
6:You start going a little crazy from studying too hard.
7:<player> starts going a little crazy from studying too hard.
elbow - by Unknown
1:You elbow your way through the crowds.
2:<player> elbows <his/her> way through the crowds.
3:You elbow <target> in the ribs.
4:<player> discretely elbows <target> in the ribs.
5:<player> elbows you in the ribs. Uhoh, what were you just saying?
6:Too late for that, you already said it.
7:<player> must be a masochist. <he/she> just elbowed <him/her>self.
elevel - by Unknown
1:You start preaching about the exp in Emerald HQ.
2:<player> starts praising the exp in Emerald HQ, what a weirdo.
3:You remind <him/her> that Emerald HQ isn't real great exp.
4:<player> reminds <target> that Emerald HQ isn't a real great leveling area.
5:<player> tells you that Emerald HQ sux for exp, they just don't understand!
6:You level like mad killing mobs in Emerald HQ.
7:<player> levels like mad killing mobs in Emerald HQ.
elfsexy - by Unknown
1:You tuck a lock of hair behind one elegant pointed ear...You so sexy!!
2:<player> tucks a lock of hair behind one elegant pointed ear...Who could resist such charm!?
3:Those sexy pointed ears of <target>'s just drive you WILD.
4:You nod as you see <player> falling for <target>'s delicious elven charms...who wouldn't? *swoon*
5:You know what? Those sexy pointed ears of yours just drive <player> WILD.
6:You catch yourself daydreaming about that delicious elven hottie again...mmm...
7:Looks like <player> is daydreaming AGAIN about that elven hottie <he/she> likes...What is it about pointed ears anyway?
elfwuv - by Unknown
1:You wuv those cute elves! Especially those Sexy pointed ears!
2:<player> wuvs those cute elves! Especially those Sexy pointed ears!
3:You absolutely wuv that cute Elf, <target>. Those pointed ears are so Sexy!
4:<player> has fallen in love with <target> again. You bet it's those ears get all the attention.
5:<player> absolutely loves you and those Sexy pointed ears of yours!
6:You dream of wuvvin an Elf, their ears are so coot!
7:<player> has fallen in love with those pointed ears again...
eliot - by Anlyth
1:You dare disturb the universe!
2:<player> dares disturb the universe!
3:You and <target> hear the mermaids singing each to each.
4:<target> and <player> hear the mermaids sing, but they will not sing for you.
5:You and <player> listen to the mermaids singing, each to each.
6:Till human voices wake us and we drown.
7:<player> watches the ladies come and go, talking of Michelangelo.
elope - by Unknown
1:All by yourself?
3:You hastily grab <target>'s hand and whisk them to away to a small chapel.
4:<player> grabs <target>'s hand and whisks <him/her> off to a small chapel.
5:<player> grabs you swiftly by the hand and absconds to a small chapel.
6:...And they lived happily ever after.
7:<player> dashes to the nearest chapel to elope with <his/her> imaginary friend.
emacs - by Unknown
1:You try to start up emacs and fail miserably.
2:<player> tries to start up emacs and fails miserably.
3:You inform <target> that <he/she> should learn emacs.
4:<player> tells <target> that <he/she> should learn emacs.
5:<player> thinks that you should learn emacs.
6:You start up emacs on yourself, and disappear in a flash of light!
7:<player> starts up emacs on <him/her>self, and disappears in a flash of light!
embrace - by Unknown
1:Who would you like to embrace?
3:You wrap your arms around <target> in a warm and loving embrace.
4:<player> wraps <his/her> arms around <target> in a warm and loving embrace.
5:<player> takes you in <his/her> arms in a warm and loving embrace.
6:You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.
7:<player> tries to console <him/her>self by wrapping <his/her> arms around <him/her>self.
entertainme - by Unknown
1:Is there a cure for boredom?
2:<player> wonders if there is a cure for boredom.
3:Maybe you can find entertainment in <target>!
4:<player> shakes <target> hysterically, screaming "Entertain me!"
5:Shaking you hysterically, <player> demands that you entertain <him/her> right now!
6:Must..do..something..to..alleviate..boredom..!!!
7:<player> tries to entertain <him/her>self. Look away!
eoc - by Unknown
1:You bring the conversation to a halt.
2:<player> tries valiantly to bring the conversation to an end.
3:You call down some help to stop <target> from talking about this any more.
4:<player> calls upon \End-of-Conversation Man/ to quiet <target>.
5:The superhero \End-of-Conversation Man/ comes at <player>'s call, just to shut you up.
6:You reveal your secret identity as the mighty hero \End-of-Conversation Man/!
7:<player> reveals <his/her> secret identity as the mighty \End-of-Conversation Man/!
erecruit - by Unknown
1:You try to recruit everyone into [Emerald] as long as they're sexy in green armour.
2:<player> wants everyone who looks sexy in green armour to join [Emerald]!
3:You attempt to recruit <target> into [Emerald], I bet <he/she>'s sexy in green armour.
4:<player> is trying to get <target> to join [Emerald] again, must be the sexy green armour.
5:<player> tells you that you look sexy in green armour, and should try out for Wednesday Strip Knight!
6:You recruit yourself into [Emerald] cuz you're dead sexy in green armour!
7:[Emerald] won't recruit <player>, <he/she>'s not sexy enough to get green armour!
eskimo - by Unknown
1:You wrinkle your nose.
2:<player> wrinkles <his/her> nose. Doesn't <he/she> look like a rabbit?
3:You rub your nose softly against <target>'s.
4:<player> rubs <his/her> nose softly against <target>'s.
5:<player> rubs <his/her> nose softly against yours.
6:You rub your nose. It's definitely too cold in here.
7:<player> rubs <his/her> nose, <he/she> must be cold!
espn - by Unknown
1:You think everyone should log off and watch Sportscenter.
2:<player> thinks everyone should log off and watch Sportscenter.
3:You urge <target> to log off and watch Sportscenter.
4:<player> urges <target> to log off and watch Sportscenter.
5:<player> urges you to log off and watch Sportscenter.
6:You curl up on the sofa and watch some Sportscenter.
7:<player> curls up on the sofa and watches some Sportscenter.
europe - by Unknown
1:You step on the gas and drive off in your small eastern European nation.
2:<player> drives up in a small eastern European nation, revving the engine noisily.
3:You crush <target> to a pulp beneath the tires of your geographic might.
4:<player> runs <target> over with a small eastern European nation.
5:<player> just ran you over with a small eastern European nation! That hurt!
6:You hold aloft the Holy Avocado and let its power blaze forth!
7:Beware! <player> now wields the all-powerful Holy Avocado!
eve - by Unknown
1:You hop around like Eve!
2:<player> hops around like Eve!!!
3:You bounce onto <his/her> lap.
4:<player> bounces onto <target>'s lap, hoping desperately that <he/she> is Eve.
5:<player> bounces onto your lap and wiggles around.
everquest - by Unknown
1:You paste a large picture over Aardwolf and call it EverQuest.
2:<player> tapes a picture over Aardwolf, then paints "EverQuest" on it.
3:You give <target> the cold shoulder as <he/she> abandons Aardwolf for that graphic junk!
4:<player> gives <target> the cold shoulder as <he/she> abandons Aardwolf for that graphic junk they call EverQuest!
5:<player> gives you the cold shoulder as you abandon Aardwolf for that graphic junk they call EverQuest!
6:You scratch your head as the EverQuest check comes, and wish you were back in Aardwolf...
7:<player> scratches <his/her> head as <he/she> gets <his/her> EverQuest bill, and it isn't free like Aardwolf!
evil - by Unknown
1:You pray to the evil one.
2:<player> closes <his/her> eyes and starts chanting.
3:You have evil thoughts about <target>.
4:<player> calls upon the evil one to harm <target>.
5:<player> calls upon the evil one to devour your soul.
6:You have evil thoughts about yourself. Try a self help group.
7:<player> has self-esteem problems.
evilbard - by Unknown
1:Everyone should fear you, for you are of [Ba'rd].
2:<player> looks menacing. Maybe <he/she>'s from [Ba'rd].
3:You unleash the power of [Ba'rd] to smite your foes!
4:<player> summons the power of [Ba'rd] to smite <target>! Messy.
5:<player> has slain you with the power of [Ba'rd]. The entrails!
6:You are an evil Bard. Oh yes, one of [Ba'rd]. Evil.
7:<player> declares <him/her>self to be an Evil [Ba'rd]! Flee!
evileye - by Unknown
1:You shout, "If I could SEE you, I would SLAP YOU!"
2:<player> shouts, "If I could SEE you, I would SLAP YOU!"
3:You give <target> the evileye.
4:<player> gives <target> the evileye.
5:<player> gives you the evileye.
6:You poke your eye and let the jell ooze out.
7:<player> pokes <his/her> eye and lets the jell ooze out.
evilsanta - by Unknown
1:You act like Santa, BUT EVIL!, and give everyone COAL!
2:<player> acts like Santa but instead gives you coal!
3:You walk up to <target> and give them coal!
4:<player> walks up to <target> and gives them coal!
5:<player> walks up to you and says 'Merry Christmas'! and <he/she> hands you Coal!
6:You give yourself Coal!
7:<player> gives <him/her>self Coal!
explode - by Unknown
1:You feel the blood boiling in your veins!
2:<player> turns a deep red, fighting to contain <his/her> temper...
3:You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...
4:<player> burns holes through <target> with <his/her> explosive anger!
5:<player> is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!
6:Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.
7:<player> implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where <he/she> once stood.
extra - by Unknown
1:You feel that you are outta place in this room ... *E-x-T-r-A*
2:<player> looks so E-x-T-R-A!!!! here~!
3:You smirk and call <target> "E-x-T-R-A!!!!" in a Nighteyes-like manner.
4:You realise that <target> is freaking into an E-x-T-R-A!!!!
5:You sigh as you realise that <player> thinks that you are an E-x-T-R-A ...
6:You feel that you are outta place in this room ... E-x-T-r-A
7:<player> looks so E-x-T-R-A!!!! here~!
eyebrow - by Unknown
1:You raise an eyebrow at the notion.
2:<player> raises an eyebrow.
3:You raise your eyebrow at <target>.
4:<player> raises an eyebrow at <target>'s weird actions.
5:<player> raises an eyebrow at you.
eyes - by Unknown
1:You eye the room suspiciously.
2:<player> eyes the room suspiciously.
3:You eye <target> suspiciously.
4:<player> eyes <target> suspiciously.
5:<player> eyes you suspiciously.
6:You eye yourself suspiciously. What a weirdo.
7:<player> eyes <him/her>self suspiciously. What a freak.
facepalm - by Unknown
1:You bury your face in your hand and sigh.
2:<player> buries <his/her> face in <his/her> hand and sighs, shaking <his/her> head.
3:Unable to face <target> and <his/her> action, you bury your face in your hand.
4:<player> hides <his/her> face in <his/her> palm after seeing what <target> did.
5:What did you do? <player> can't even look at you...
6:Realizing what you did, you hide your face from everybody.
7:<player> turns beet red, and hides <his/her> face in <his/her> palm.
faewuv - by Unknown
1:<player> moves from person to person, giving them all large doses of sweet Fae wuvvin'.
2:Sliding into your lap, <player> gives you a strong dose of Faewuv, then moves on to the next hottie.
3:You grab <target> and begin giving <him/her> wuvvin' <he/she>'ll never forget!
4:<player> grabs <target> and gives <him/her> wuvvin' like only a Fae could.
5:<player> grabs you, wuvvin' on you with an intense passion.
6:No! Stop! You can't handle that kind of self-gratification!
7:You find <player> in the corner, attempting to perform the sensual act of Faewuv on <him/her>self.
faint - by Unknown
1:You faint.
2:<player> faints.
3:You faint into <his/her> arms.
4:<player> faints into <target>'s open arms.
5:<player> just fainted into YOUR arms.
fakebs - by Unknown
1:You prepare to stab someone with your fake dagger.
2:<player> is doing something with <his/her> dagger, be careful!
3:You backstab <target> with your fake dagger!
4:<player> backstabs <target> with <his/her> EVIL fake dagger!
5:<player>'s backstab <-:-><-:-*-:-><-*-> SUPERNOVAS <-*-><-:-*-:-><-:-> you!
6:You attempt to suicide with a fake dagger.
7:<player> attempts to suicide with a fake dagger, wonder what happens when <he/she> discovers it's fake.
fakewoman - by Unknown
1:You proudly proclaim your womanhood!
2:<player> is woman! Hear me roar!
3:You gallantly rip <target>'s wig off his head! Some woman!
4:<player> rips <target>'s wig off his head, proving they're a MAN!
5:AAH! <player> just ripped your wig off! Your secret is revealed!!
6:Why won't they believe you're a woman? Maybe you giggle too much?
7:<player> is a woman!! STOP ASKING!!!
famtree - by Famiel
1:You look around paranoidly, hoping the treehuggers aren't close by..
2:<player> is looking around for treehuggers paranoidly, what is <he/she>, Famiel?
3:You rant and rave in a Famiel-like manner to <target>!
4:<player> is going ON and ON to <target> about Dragon and holy avengers and paladins! Famiel wannabe.
5:You cringe in horror as <player> starts ranting ON and ON to you about dragons and paladin swords in a Famiel-like manner!
6:You suddenly become a FamielClone(TM)! Knowledge of Dragon and Holy Avengers begins to flood your mind...
7:Oh no! <player> has turned <him/her>self into a FamielClone(TM)! ONE Famiel is bad enough! Now there's an evil twin?!
fart - by Unknown
1:Where are your manners?
2:<player> lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops <player>!
3:You fart at <him/her>. Boy, you are sick.
4:<player> farts in the direction of <target>. Better flee before <he/she> turns to you!
5:<player> farts in your direction. You gasp for air.
6:You fart at yourself. You deserve it.
7:<player> farts at <him/her>self. Better <him/her> than you.
fastfood - by Unknown
1:A rabbit jumps by and you chase it down to make lunch.
2:<player> stumbles after a rabbit in vain yelling, "LUNCH! LUNCH!"
3:You complain to <target> about the quality of McIvar's burgers.
4:<player> yells at <target>, saying "Mayor McMota is NOT made of fidomeat!"
5:<player> complains to you endlessly about fast food sucking so much.
6:Your stomach twists as you crave fast food!
7:<player> hunches over whispering about needing fries and a drink in Whammo size.
fatb - by Unknown
1:You eat a large turkey leg.
2:<player> munches messily on a large turkey leg-- what a pig!
3:You shout to <target>, "Get in my belly!"
4:<player> shouts, "Get in my belly!" and tries to grab <target>!
5:<player> shouts, "Get in my belly!" and lunges at you.
6:You let the world know that you're DEAD SEXY.
7:<player> is DEAD SEXY!!
faygo - by Unknown
3:You shake up your bottle of GRaPe Faygo and spray <target> down.
4:That idiot <player> just wasted a whole bottle of FaYGo spraying down <target>.
5:<player> has just soaked you with <his/her> bottle of over fizzed FaYGo soda. ARGG!!!
6:In the theme of any ICP show, you hose yourself down with luscious FaYGo.
7:Watching <player> pour Faygo soda on <him/her>self, you realize how crazy <he/she> is.
fdart - by Unknown
1:You dart about the room in amazingly fast motions!
2:<player> darts about the room in amazingly fast motions!
3:You dart around <target> in amazingly fast motions!, <he/she> must be getting dizzy!
4:<player> darts around <target> in amazingly fast motions! <target>'s head begins to spin!
5:<player> darts around you in amazingly fast motions! Your head begins to spin!
6:You dart about the room in amazingly fast motions!
7:<player> darts about the room in amazingly fast motions!
fear - by Unknown
1:You live in fear.
2:<player> lives in fear.
3:You live in fear of <target>.
4:<player> lives in fear of <target>.
5:<player> lives in fear of you.
6:You are afraid.
7:<player> is afraid.
feral - by Unknown
1:You snarl loudly and stare warily at anyone getting too close.
2:<player> crouches down low and snarls with a feral intensity in <his/her> eyes. Better not get too close.
3:You growl loudly and lunge at <target>, intent upon taking <his/her> throat.
4:<player> leaps upon <target> in a snarling, feral frenzy.
5:You squeal in terror as <player> leaps upon you and pins you down, snarling into your face.
6:You glare around self-consciously, wary of even your own shadow.
7:<player> moves swiftly away from any movement, <his/her> eyes glowing brightly.
fever - by Unknown
1:You suddenly feel very warm.
2:<player> appears quite flushed, someone special must be around.
3:You tell <target> "<he/she> gives you fever".
4:<player> puts on some soft music to get googy with <target>.
5:<player> tells you "You give <him/her> fever".
6:It takes two to tango.
7:You wonder if <player> is king of the castle.
fgiggle - by Unknown
1:You giggle like a Catholic school girl.
2:<player> giggles like a Catholic school girl.
3:You look at <target> and giggle like a Catholic school girl.
4:<player> looks at <target> and giggles like a Catholic school girl.
5:<player> looks at you and giggles like a Catholic school girl.
6:You collapse in a helpless fit of giggles.
7:<player> collapses in a helpless fit of giggles.
fgrows - by Unknown
1:Oh, my God! It's Fgrows! Run away! *whimper*
2:<player> yells 'Fgrows!' then cowers in a corner.
3:You SMITE <target> with the mentality of Fgrows!
4:<player> snickers as <target> mutters something about raiding their allies and Fgrows.
5:<player> concentrates, and you feel the urge to change clan policy!
6:You laugh maniacally at your former allies!
7:<player> is in the Fgrows mentality, better watch your back!
fingertips - by Unknown
1:What's that blue thing ... doing here???
2:"What's that blue thing ...doing here?", screams <player>.
3:Isn't <target> the guy who hit you in the eye?
4:<player> tells <target>, "Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?"
5:<player> tells you, "Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?"
6:You've found a new friend... underneath your pillow!! :)
7:<player> has found a new friend... underneath <his/her> pillow.
fiofy - by Unknown
1:You mutter to yourself about those damned area quests.
2:<player> mutters to <him/her>self about area quests and builders who won't give clues.
3:You tell <target>, "Figure It Out For Yourself!" What a N00b!
4:<player> tells <target>, "Figure It Out For Yourself!" Guess <target> is fishing for area quest solutions again.
5:<player> tells you, "Figure It Out For Yourself!" Guess that's the only hint you're going to get.
6:You mutter "Figure It Out For Yourself" over and over again.
7:<player> mutters "Figure It Out For Yourself" over and over again.
fishfear - by Unknown
1:You live in fear of the fish.
2:<player> lives in fear of the fish.
3:You tell <target>, "I am deathly afraid of the fish!"
4:<player> tells <target>, "I am deathly afraid of the fish!"
5:<player> tells you, "I am deathly afraid of the fish!"
6:Not the fish! Not the fish!
7:<player> loses all touch with reality as <his/her> fear of the fish takes over!
fit - by Unknown
1:You have an awful laughing fit. Something must be really funny.
2:<player> has an awful laughing fit. Someone! Do the Heimlich maneuver!
3:You have an awful laughing fit at what <he/she> did.
4:<player> has an awful laughing fit at what <target> did.
5:<player> has an awful laughing fit at what you did.
6:You think you're pretty funny, don't you?
7:<player> thinks <he/she> is really funny.
fjack - by Unknown
1:With a mischevious smile, you pat a brick as if it were a kitten.
2:With a mischevious smile, <player> pats a brick as if it were a kitten.
3:You stand up from your wheel chair and throw a brick at <target>'s head !
4:<player> stands up from <his/her> wheel chair and throws a brick at <target>'s head !
5:Oh my god ! <player> has thrown a brick at your head !
6:You start cursing in your wheel chair.
7:<player> starts shouting : 'Feck ! Girls ! Drink !' like Father Jack !
flail - by Unknown
1:You flail your arms about wildly.
2:<player> flails <his/her> arms about wildly.
3:You flail your arms about wildly, scaring <target> half to death.
4:<player> flails <his/her> arms about wildly. <target> thinks <he/she> might be crazy.
5:<player> flails <his/her> arms about wildly, you wonder what could be wrong with <him/her>.
6:You flail your arms about wildly, bopping yourself in the head. Why'd you do that?
7:<player> flails <his/her> arms about wildly, bopping <his/her> own head. What's wrong with <him/her>?'
flame - by Unknown
1:You suddenly know everything. Write a note and tell everyone!
2:<player> suddenly knows all, and begins writing a note to prove it.
3:You rapidly note <target>, explaining how wrong <he/she> is.
4:<target> bursts into tears after <player> brutally flames <him/her>.
5:You see the error of your ways after <player> writes you 30 notes.
6:You wait for someone to write a note so that you may correct them.
7:<player> starts searching the boards, looking for a topic to argue.
flare - by Unknown
1:You flare your nostrils disdainfully.
2:<player> flares <his/her> nostrils disdainfully.
3:You flare your nostrils disdainfully at <target>... HOW RUDE!
4:<player> flares <his/her> nostrils disdainfully at <target> and turns up <his/her> snobbish nose.
5:<player> flares <his/her> nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???
6:*Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!
flash - by Unknown
1:You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!
2:<player> rips <his/her> clothes off and parades naked around the room!
3:Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get <him/her> to notice you.
4:Cover your eyes, <player> is exposing <him/her>self to <target>! EWWWW!
5:You gasp! <player> has just revealed <his/her> "equipment" to you!
6:That's sick.
7:PERVERT PRESENT! <player> is trying to flash <him/her>self
flaunt - by Unknown
1:You walk around the room with a saucy sway to your hips, flaunting your body.
2:<player> is walking around the room with a saucy sway to their hips, flaunting <his/her> body.
3:You approach <target> flaunting your body.
4:You watch as <player> approaches <target>, flaunting <his/her> body.
5:<player> approaches you wearing nothing but an alluring smile, flaunting <his/her> body.
6:You flaunt for yourself in front of a mirror.
7:<player> obviously thinks highly of themselves as they flaunt in front of a mirror.
flevel - by Unknown
1:Lasher tells you to level ... or else.
2:<player> cowers in fear as Lasher warns <him/her> to level ... or else.
3:You pull out your Imm Deputy Badge and order <target> to level!
4:<player> whips out a small piece of paper and firmly orders <target> to level!
5:<player> whips out a Deputy's Badge and says, 'LEVEL in the name of the law!'
6:You hide behind your pet weasel's cage, afraid Lasher is going to order you to level.
7:<player> is using <his/her> weasel as a shield against Lasher's wrath! Oh, the humanity!
flex - by Unknown
1:You flex your muscles proudly!
2:<player> flexes <his/her> muscles...what a stud!?!
3:You show off to <target>, flexing your muscles proudly.
4:<player> flexes <his/her> muscles, in a vain attempt to impress <target>.
5:<player> flexes <his/her> muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.
flex0r - by Unknown
1:Showing off your l33t pr0w355, you flex0r j00r muscles to impress your friends.
2:WOW!!@@!1 <player> r hella l33t buffx0rz!!! <he/she> r flex0rz n u wantz <him/her>.
3:In an attempt to impress <target> with your l33t skillz, you flex0r 4 <him/her>. ehehe buff
4:<target> r h3lla lucky d00d cuz dat buffx0r l33t <player> r flex0r to <him/her>.
5:OMG D00D <player> R FLEX0R 4 J00!!!!11 whow dats speshul, u r wantz <him/her> bad now
6:*sigh* Feeling a little lonely, are we?
7:How sad. <player> has no friends, so <he/she> must resort to flex0ring for <him/her>self.
flibber - by Unknown
1:You flibber your lips.
2:<player> flibbers <his/her> lips.
3:You flibber your lips at <target>.
4:<player> flibbers <his/her> lips at <target>.
5:<player> flibbers <his/her> lips at you!...Urghs...Did <he/she> get spit on you?
6:You flibber at yourself...Feeling a bit down huh?
7:<player> flibbers <his/her> lips at <him/her>self....better stand back before <he/she> flibbers at you!
flinch - by Unknown
1:EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.
2:<player> flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what <he/she> did THIS time.
3:Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?
4:<player> sneaks a glance at <target> and flinches.
5:<player> flinches in response to your cold rebuke.
6:You can't believe what you've done...
7:<player> twitches violently, shocked at <his/her> own behavior.
flip - by Unknown
1:You flip head over heels.
2:<player> flips head over heels.
3:You flip <him/her> over your shoulder.
4:<player> flips <target> over <his/her> shoulder.
5:<player> flips you over <his/her> shoulder. Hmmmm.
6:You tumble all over the room.
7:<player> does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.
flirt - by Unknown
1:You flirt outrageously.
2:<player> is an outrageous flirt.
3:You flirt with <target> trying to get <his/her> attention.
4:<player> flirts with <target>, hmmm wonder what <he/she> wants? *wink*
5:<player> flirts with you.
6:You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?
7:<player> flirts with <him/her>self, wonder what <he/she> is trying to accomplish?
flitter - by Unknown
1:You flutter about on your faerie wings.
2:With a sprinkle of pixie dust, <player> floats into the air.
3:You flutter your faerie wings in <target>'s face.
4:<player> flaps <his/her> silken wings in <target>'s face.
5:You are on the recieving end of <player>'s sparkly fairie wings.
6:You try to flap your own face but only fly in circles.
7:<player> flutters about in circles on <his/her> faerie wings.
flop - by Tripitaka
1:You flop about.
2:<player> flops about.
3:You flop on top of <target>.
4:<player> flops on top of <target>.
5:<player> flops on top of you.
6:You love to flop. Don't we all?
7:<player> screams "I love to flop!!"
florg - by Unknown
1:You finish brewing a vat of Green Florg.
2:<player> cackles as <his/her> brew of Green Florg steams and bubbles.
3:You push <target> into a large vat of Green Florg and cackle.
4:<player> pushes <target> into a large vat of Green Florg and cackles.
5:<player> pushes you into a large vat of Green Florg and cackles.
6:You dive into a vat of Green Florg screaming "I'm a Gible!".
7:<player> dives into a vat of Green Florg screaming "I'm a Gible!".
fluffle - by Unknown
1:You fluff up your fur in annoyance.
2:<player> fluffs up <his/her> fur. What could be wrong?
3:You fluffle <target> mercilessly, making <his/her> fur a terrible mess.
4:<player> fluffles <target>'s fur mercilessly.
5:<player> has fluffled your fur! Argh, now you have to comb it again!
6:You run a paw forwards along your head, making a mohawk.
7:<player> runs <his/her> paw forwards along <his/her> head, fluffling up a mohawk.
flutter - by Unknown
1:You flutter your eyelashes seductively.
2:<player> flutters <his/her> eyelashes seductively.
3:You flutter your eyelashes at <target>, trying to be seductive.
4:<player> flirts with <target>, flutters <his/her> eyelashes at <him/her>.
5:<player> flutters <his/her> eyelashes at you coyly.
flygo - by Xochipilli
1:Nope.
2:<player> runs into the room looking for a flygo.
3:Ok.
4:<player> starts to poke <target>, wondering if <he/she> is a flygo.
5:<player> has just used the flygo social on you.
6:Run 3n2e2s3e3swu from estates 2000 for my manor.
7:<player> stands up, declaring <him/her>self a flygo.
fmtpo - by Unknown
1:There must be someone out there who you can insult. Look harder.
2:<player> appears to be looking for people to insult. Let's hope <he/she> is unsuccessful.
3:'Ey, <target> you are a really nice piece of work ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!
4:<player> says, "'Ey, <target>, you are a really nice piece of work ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!" You can't help but laugh.
5:<player> says, 'Ey, <target> you are a really nice piece of work ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!
6:I know, I know! I am the greatest insult comic ever ... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!
7:Wow, <player> thinks <he/she> is the greatest. Then <he/she> goes on to laugh at <him/her>self. Very peculiar.
foam - by Unknown
1:You load up a banana-yellow toy gun with foam discs. Lock and load!
2:<player> loads up a banana-yellow toy gun with foam discs. Duck!
3:Aiming carefully, you fire off a barrage of foam discs at <target>!
4:<player> takes careful aim and fires off a barrage of foam discs at <target>!
5:<player> aims <his/her> toy gun at you and fires off a barrage of foam discs!
6:You fire a toy gun at your chest and flop to the floor dramatically.
7:<player> fires a toy gun at <his/her> chest and flops to the floor. Death by foam!
focus - by Unknown
1:You take a minute to regain your focus.
2:<player> focuses for a minute.
3:You tell <target> to regain <his/her> focus!
4:<player> tells <target> to regain <his/her> focus!
5:From <player>: Focus! Remember our Goal!
6:Relax. Take a deep breath... Now, keep going.
7:<player> regains <his/her> focus.
fondle - by Unknown
1:Who needs to be fondled ?
3:You fondly fondle <him/her>.
4:<player> fondly fondles <target>.
5:<player> fondly fondles you.
6:You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?
7:<player> fondly fondles <him/her>self - this is going too far!!
fonz - by Unknown
1:You put on your leather jacket, slick back your hair, and stick your thumb in the air! Cool!!
2:<player> is acting like Fonzie again. What WILL <he/she> do next?!
3:At last! Someone who remembers Happy Days! You slap <target> on the back and yell, "Sit on it!"
4:<target> screams and hides. Do you think they're trying to tell you something?!
5:<player> swaggers up to you and shows you how cool <he/she> is. What a goob!
6:You look at yourself and scream. Your impression of Fonzie isn't so great after all, is it?
7:You wonder why people like <player> ever owned a television set..
footrub - by Unknown
1:You glance around the room looking for someone to rub your feet.
2:<player> glances around the room looking for someone to rub <his/her> feet.
3:You ask <target> to rub your tired feet.
4:<player> asks <target> to rub <his/her> tired feet. Better leave before <he/she> asks you.
5:<player> asks you to rub <his/her> tired feet. Better leave your gloves on.
6:You rub your tired feet, waiting for a refresh.
7:<player> rubs <his/her> tired feet. <he/she> sure could use a refresh.
footstomp - by Unknown
1:You stomp your feet and pout like the baby you are.
2:<player> stomps <his/her> feet and throws a tantrum like a baby.
3:You stomp your feet on the ground for what <target> did to you.
4:<player> stomps <his/her> feet and throws a tantrum at <target>.
5:<player> stomps <his/her> feet like a baby.
6:You stomp your feet in a virtual temper tantrum.
7:<player> throws a tantrum. What a baby!
forgive - by Unknown
1:You are in a very forgiving mood today!
2:<player> smiles and generously forgives everyone.
3:You smile and hug <target>, forgiving them completely.
4:<player> beams at <target> and generously forgives them.
5:<player> gives you a hug and a smile, forgiving you completely.
6:You decide to forgive yourself for your mistakes.
7:<player> forgives <him/her>self for <his/her> mistakes.
fork - by Unknown
1:You figure you'll just forkgive and forkget.
2:<player> is prepared to forkgive and forkget.
3:You tell <target> to fork off!
4:<player> tells <target> to fork off!
5:<player> tells you to fork off! Forkrist sakes!
6:If you're going to fork, use a glove!
frag - by Unknown
1:You pull out your Rocket Launcher and look for someone to frag.
2:Uhuo... better get away, <player> has got a rocket launcher!
3:You raise your Rocket launcher up at <target> and... *GIB*
4:You hear a scream and <player> grins as you're hit in the head by one of <target>'s body parts!
5:You try to run away but it's too late! You have been Gibbed by <player>.
6:You aim your Rocket Launcher at the ground in a attempt to rocket jump... You should of had more health!
7:You watch as <player> trys to rocket jump...Guess <he/she> shud of picked up a health pack!
fraggle - by Unknown
1:You look around for some Fraggles....
2:<player> seems to be looking for a creature called a Fraggle.
3:You send your army of giant miniature space Fraggles after <target>.
4:<player> has sent an army of Fraggles after <target>.
5:RUN AND HIDE! <player> has sent <his/her> army of Fraggles after you!
6:You proclaim yourself RULER of the Fraggles!!!!
7:<player> seems to have proclaimed <him/her>self RULER of something called Fraggles.
freak - by Unknown
1:Stop freaking everyone else out!
2:<player> freaks you as <he/she> stamps FREAK on your forehead!
3:Your freakiness completely corrupts <target>, <he/she> is now a true freak.
4:<player> stamps the official seal of FREAK on <target>'s forehead.
5:<player> thinks you are such a freak, you need therapy!
6:<player> looks at everyone and realizes <he/she> is surrounded by freaks!
7:<player> begins to understand... everyone else in the room is a freak!
freakout - by Unknown
1:You freak out and don't remember anything after that.
2:<player> freaks out and runs screaming into the wall.
3:You look at <target> and your eye begins to twitch.
4:<player> runs screaming into <target>, barrelling <him/her> into the wall.
5:<player> screams and runs into you, throwing you against the wall.
6:You freak out and punch yourself in the face.
7:<player> freaks out and proceeds to have a boxing match with <him/her>self.
freebeer - by Unknown
1:You walk around your favourite pub looking for a mate to shout you some free beer.
2:<player> is doing the rounds again. Better hide your wallet.
3:You ask <target> for some spare cash to buy a beer or two.
4:<player> is hassling <target> for cash for beer, better leave before <he/she> comes for you.
5:<player> is bugging you for cash to buy <him/her>self some beers. *sigh*
6:You sing the free beer song!
7:<player> sings, "Free beer, free beer, that's my favourite brand! If I didn't have to buy it, it's the best beer in the land!"
french - by Unknown
1:Kiss whom?
3:You give <target> a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
4:<player> kisses <target> passionately.
5:<player> gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
6:You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
7:<player> makes an attempt at kissing <him/her>self.
friends - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to be friends with.
2:<player> looks around for someone to be friends with...Poor thing.
3:Isn't it great to have such a wonderful friend!
4:<player> gives <target> a hug and tells <him/her> what a good friend <he/she> is.
5:<player> gives you a warm hug and tells you what a great friend you are.
6:You mutter to yourself about how you have no friends.
7:<player> mutters to <him/her>self about how <he/she> has no friends.
frisk - by Unknown
1:You grip your baton looking for a civilian to harrass.
2:<player> grips <his/her> baton tightly looking for someone to harrass.
3:You run your hands over <target> looking for concealed weapons.
4:<player> forces <target> against the wall and runs <his/her> hands over <him/her> looking for concealed weapons.
5:You assume the position, <player> runs <his/her> hands over you looking for concealed weapons.
6:Are you that desperate?
7:<player> is rubbing <him/her>self in public again, how gross!
froglick - by Unknown
1:You poke around the bushes, looking for frogs to lick!
2:<player> is looking for frogs to lick... okay, gross?
3:Maybe <target> is a magic frog...
4:<player> seems to have mistaken <target> for either a postage stamp or a magic frog.
5:<player> thinks you're a halucinogenic frog! How humiliating!
6:You think you're a magic frog? Maybe you're already high.
7:<player> licks <him/her>self, thinking they're a frog. Wierdo.
frolicv - by Unknown
1:You frolic around the room viciously.
2:<player> frolics about the room viciously.
3:You frolic viciously with <target>.
4:<player> frolics viciously with <target>.
5:<player> frolics viciously with you.
6:You frolic viciously with yourself, weirdo!
7:<player> frolics viciously with <him/her>self, weirdo!
frown - by Unknown
1:What's bothering you?
2:<player> frowns.
3:You frown at what <he/she> did.
4:<player> frowns at what <target> did.
5:<player> frowns at what you did.
6:You frown at yourself. Poor baby.
7:<player> frowns at <him/her>self. What a sad puppy....
fry - by Unknown
1:Okay, don't panic. Relax. Chill. Just let the colors bend.
2:Oh great, <player> is off hiding in the corner again...
3:You tumble over to <target> and ask <him/her> if <he/she>'s seen the vegetable-folk.
4:<player> meanders up to <target> and asks <him/her> something. What's going on?
5:<player> asks you if you've seen any of "Those little green dudes" around.
6:You manage to bend time into a penguin-shaped block of ice. Good show!
7:<player>'s been sitting in that corner for at least two hours. What's wrong with <him/her>?
fstar - by Unknown
1:A falling star catches your eye.
2:<player> is looking for a falling star to wish upon.
3:You and <target> make a wish upon a falling star.
4:<player> and <target> wistfully gaze upon a falling star.
5:<player> wishes upon a falling star for your happiness.
6:You make a wish upon a falling star.
7:<player> watches a falling star.
fted - by Unknown
1:Oh no... This money is *still* in your bank account !
2:<player> shivers when <he/she> realizes that the money is still in <his/her> bank account !
3:Congratulations to <target> ! You just gave <him/her> a Golden Cleric Award !
4:<target> stands proud, because <he/she> just received <his/her> Golden Cleric Award from <player> !
5:You stand proud, receiving your Golden Cleric Award from <player>'s hands.
6:One day, you will find *normal* friends...
7:<player> seems to think that some of you *really* need to sleep...
fubar - by Unknown
1:The platoon walks around the crashed airplane, muttering "fubar..."
2:"Fubar, man. That's hardcore," says Sgt. <player> at the sight of so much blood.
3:You walk up to <target> with an empty look in your eyes, and mutter, "Fubar..."
4:<player> stumbles over to <target> and mutters the word "Fubar" as though all light had gone from <his/her> world...
5:<player> falls into your arms, muttering senselessly about "Fubar..." Then you see it too.
6:Fubar...fubar...fubar...fubar... just end it!
7:<player> screams "Fubar!" and blows <his/her> brains out with a 9mm service pistol.
fuck - by Unknown
1:You let out a string of curses that would make your mother blush.
2:<player> lets out a string of curses that would make you blush if we hadn't censored <him/her>.
3:You let out a string of curses at <target> that would make you get jailed if we hadn't censored them.
4:<player> lets out a string curses at <target> that would make you blush if we hadn't censored <him/her>.
5:<player> lets out a string curses at you that would make you blush if we hadn't censored <him/her>.
6:Doh!!! That was stupid. You reel off a string of curses at yourself.
7:<player> strides around letting out a string of curses at <him/her>self that would make you blush if not censored.
fume - by Unknown
1:Take it easy now! Count to ten, very slowly.
2:<player> grits <his/her> teeth and fumes with rage.
3:You stare at <him/her>, fuming.
4:<player> stares at <target>, fuming with rage.
5:<player> stares at you, fuming with rage!
6:That's right - hate yourself!
7:<player> clenches <his/her> fists and stomps <his/her> feet, fuming with anger.
funnyfarm - by Unknown
1:They're coming to take you away! They're coming to take you away!
2:The men in white coats have come to take <player> away.
3:You send the men in white coats to take <target> away-- <he/she>'s lost <his/her> mind!
4:<player> sends the men in white coats to take <target> away to the funny farm.
5:<player> has sent the men in white coats to take you away to the funny farm!
6:You commit yourself to the funny farm, where life is happy all the time.
7:<player> commits <him/her>self to the funny farm-- it's about time!
furby - by Unknown
1:You hover above the ground and pretend to be an evil furby.
2:<player> hovers above the ground fancying <him/her>self to be an evil furby.
3:You hover above <target> and demand that <he/she> gives you AA batteries.
4:Strange. <player> seems to be mugging <target> for batteries.
5:<player> hovers above you and yells, "i r evil furby! Give me batteries!".
6:hEhE I R EVIL FURBY! . .. must.. be. .. complete.. .
7:<player> mumbles insanely about evil furbies.
furrow - by Unknown
1:You furrow your brow in concern.
2:<player> furrows <his/her> brow in concern. Wonder what's wrong.
3:You furrow your brow at <target>. What did they do?
4:<player> furrows <his/her> brow at <target>. Perhaps <he/she> has done something wrong?
5:<player> furrows <his/her> brow in concern, looking at you.
6:You furrow your brow and immerse yourself in your own thoughts.
7:<player> furrows <his/her> brow as <he/she> contemplates life.
gack - by Unknown
1:Gaaack!
2:<player> gacks with dismay!
3:Appalled, you gack at <target>.
4:<player> gacks expressively, shooting <target> a dismayed look.
5:<player> gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.
6:*GACK!*
7:Appalled, <player> gacks at <him/her>self!
gag - by Unknown
1:You start to gag as you are totally revulsed.
2:<player> takes one look and turns green as <he/she> starts to gag.
3:You decide the only way to have some quiet is to gag <target>.
4:<player> forces a gag into <target>'s mouth. Ahhh, blessed quiet.
5:<player> smiles triumphantly as <he/she> subdues you and forces a gag into your mouth.
6:Afraid of making too much noise, you fashion a gag and tie it firmly.
7:Kinky!!! <player> has gagged <him/her>self.
gape - by Unknown
1:You gape, dumbfounded.
2:<player> gapes in astonishment.
3:Your eyes widen to the size of saucers at <target>.
4:<player> looks at <target>, jaw hanging around <his/her> knees.
5:You quietly tell <player> to close <his/her> mouth before <he/she> swallows a fly.
6:You gape at yourself! What in the world did you do...?
7:<player> gapes amazedly at <him/her>self... How infinitely odd!
garfield - by Unknown
1:You laze around all the time and pick on dumb dogs.
2:<player> is pulling mean pranks on some poor dog again. Woohoo! Go <player>!
3:You grab <target> and cram them into a sugar bowl for being too cute.
4:<player> just did something with <target>.. where is <he/she>?!
5:<player> just shoved you into a sugar bowl! Oh the humanity!
6:You fix yourself a sandwich. Filled with the entire contents of your fridge!
7:<player> makes a giant sandwich and scarfs it down in one bite.
garou - by Unknown
1:You lift your furry head high and snarl at the world, for you are Garou!
2:<player> growls at the world with blazing lupine eyes. Could it be <he/she> is a Garou?
3:You shift to Crinos and snarl deeply at <target> as you stalk towards <him/her>.
4:<player> shifts to a massive Crinos battle form, snarling deeply at <target>. Run!
5:<player> grows to three times <his/her> height as <he/she> shifts to Crinos and snarls loudly at you! Uh oh!
6:You shift to Lupus and tilt your head quietly, your eyes flashing with intelligence.
7:<player> shifts to Lupus form and looks around with bright, intelligent eyes.
gasp - by Unknown
1:You gasp in astonishment.
2:<player> gasps in astonishment.
3:You gasp as you realize what <he/she> did.
4:<player> gasps as <he/she> realizes what <target> did.
5:<player> gasps as <he/she> realizes what you did.
6:You look at yourself and gasp!
7:<player> takes one look at <him/her>self and gasps in astonishment!
gator - by Citron
1:You snap a three-foot gator at passing strangers, daring them to whine.
2:<player> whips <his/her> three-foot gator through the air, daring you to whine.
3:<target> whines there's no beer in the house, provoking you into bitch-slapping <him/her> with a three-foot gator.
4:<player> is beating <target> about the head and shoulders with a three-foot gator like a two dollar whore.
5:<player> drank all the beer, and now <he/she>'s beating you with a three-foot gator ...get the gun!
6:<player> discovers <he/she> finished the last beer, and beats <him/her>self with a three-foot gator.
7:You whine to yourself that you finished the last beer...now you have
gau - by Unknown
1:You run around the room yelling THOU, THOU, THOU, THOU, THOU!!!
2:<player> runs around the room yelling THOU, THOU, THOU, THOU, THOU!!!
3:You inquire of your companion Mr. Thou, what will you be doing next?
4:<player> asks <target>, "What we do now, Mr. Thou?"
5:<player> asks you "What we do now, Mr. Thou?" What an odd person!
6:Thou art so.....odd.
7:<player> drapes an animal skin about his shoulders and asks people to dance!
gawk - by Unknown
1:You gawk at nothing special.
2:<player> looks around the room for something to gawk at.
3:You gawk at <target>.
4:<player> gawks at <target> looking dumbfounded.
5:<player> gawks at you, wonder what you did this time.
6:Gawking at yourself again, to bad you cannot see how funny you look, wait others can.
7:<player> begins gawking at <him/her>self, what a vain attempt to look kewl.
gaze - by Unknown
1:You gaze in wonder at your surroundings.
2:A glassy look comes over <player>'s eyes as <he/she> gazes about.
3:You gaze adoringly at <target>.
4:Obviously <player> is in love with <target> by the way <he/she>'s looking at <him/her>.
5:You notice <player> gazing at you with lovesick eyes. <player> must be in love with you.
6:Are you in love with yourself or what?
7:There is something wrong with <player>. <player>'s gazing at <him/her>self.
gblargh - by Shen
1:At last you find the name of the final Imm command. 'Gblargh'
2:<player> isn't making much sense right now, "Ah ha! Gblargh"???
3:You try to take control of Aardwolf, starting with <target>.
4:<player> tries to take control of Aardwolf, starting with <target>. Good
5:<player> tries to take control of Aardwolf, starting with You! What'd you do?
6:Everything's in place... No!!! No super-secret Imm decoder ring!
7:<player> almost takes over Aardwolf, but forgets the super-secret Imm decoder
gclap - by Unknown
1:You clap silently against the palm of your hand.
2:<player> quietly practices <his/her> golfclap.
3:You clap mockingly at <him/her> to show how much you care.
4:<player>'s golf clapping is really beginning to get annoying.
5:<player> turns <his/her> nose up at you showing how <he/she> cares with a golfclap.
6:You mock youself with your own golfclap.. are you ok?
7:<player> shows how much <he/she> likes <his/her> deeds with a golfclap.
ghetto - by Unknown
1:You look around for your peeps to get ready to drive into the Ghetto.
2:You better watch it, <player> just got in <his/her> ghetto wagon with <his/her> peeps!
3:You look at <target> in disgust as your crew jumps out the wagon.
4:You and your crew drive off as you see <player> and <target> are about to have a gang war.
5:You feel terrible as <player> and <his/her> crew jump you and ghetto stomp you to the ground.
6:You load your 9 and head outside in to the ghetto.
7:You watch in horror as <player> pulls out <his/her> 9 and loads it up.
ghosts - by Unknown
1:Quick! To the Strong Bad cave!
2:<player> shouts "To the Strong Bad cave!" as <he/she> enters a closet. Weird.
3:You use your ghost detecting equipment on <target> and shout "It's the ghost of General Tso!"
4:<player> points a flashlight at <target> and shouts "It's the ghost of General Tso!" What's that smell?
5:<player> shines a flashlight in your face and shouts "It's the ghost of General Tso!" You run.
6:You set out in search of ghosts in Strongbadia.
7:<player> sets out in search of ghosts in Strongbadia.
gibberish - by Unknown
1:You begin speaking in some strange language.
2:<player> has flipped and is speaking gibberish.
3:You try to talk with <target> in some strange language.
4:<player> tries to talk with <target> in <his/her> native tongue.
5:You can't understand a THING <player> is saying to you.
6:STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!!
7:<player> is talking to <his/her>self again.
giggle - by Unknown
1:You giggle.
2:<player> giggles.
3:You giggle in <his/her> presence.
4:<player> giggles at <target>'s actions.
5:<player> giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!
6:You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...
7:<player> giggles at <him/her>self -- <he/she> must be nervous or something.
gillfreak - by Unknown
1:You search around, looking for someone to 'freak.
2:Watch out! <player> is gettin 'freaky!
3:You run up to <target> and point at <his/her> gills. GILLFREAK!!
4:You watch <target>'s gills ruffle as <player> shrieks, "GILLFREAK!!"
5:With horror, you run your hands along your neck as <player> shrieks, "GILLFREAK!!"
6:Are you really that bored?
7:Look! <player> 'freaked <him/her>self! What a loser.
gir - by Unknown
1:Hiding in the turkey, you leap out and surprise everyone!
2:<player> proudly announces, "It was me! I was the turkey all along!"
3:You sing the six month long "Doom Song"! <target> shoots <him/her>self in the head.
4:<target> shoots <him/her>self in the head after hearing <player>'s six month long "Doom Song."
5:<player> sings a song consisting of the word "doom" that lasts six months. You shoot yourself.
6:You are NEKKID!
7:Taking off <his/her> green dog suit, <player> dances around, screaming, "Wheehee! I'm nekkid!"
girn - by Unknown
1:You try to grin but fail miserably.
2:<player> tries to grin but fails miserably.
3:You try to grin at <him/her> but get caught in a fit of laughter.
4:<player> tries to grin at <target> but breaks down in a fit of laughter.
5:<player> apparently tries to grin at you but breaks down laughing instead.
6:You try to grin at yourself but you are too funny and you break down laughing instead.
7:<player> tries to grin, but breaks down in an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
gjoy - by Unknown
1:You make a noise of utter geeker joy!
2:<player> makes a noise of utter geeker joy!
3:You make a noise of utter geeker joy at <target>.
4:<player> makes a noise of utter geeker joy at <target>.
5:<player> makes a noise of utter geeker joy at you.
6:You make a noise of utter geeker joy at yourself.
7:<player> makes a noise of utter geeker joy at <him/her>self.
gk - by Unknown
1:You build yourself up into a fury threatening to kick everyone in the Ba'als!
2:<player> shouts something about, 'Darn Ba'als!' and kicks at the air menacingly!
3:You kick <target> in the groin and a couple of Ba'als fall out!
4:<player> kicks <target> right in the Ba'als!
5:<player> kicks you in the Ba'als!
6:You attempt to kick yourself in the Ba'als! Thank god you dont know yoga!
7:<player> is attempting to kick themselves in the Ba'als, what in the world could they be doing!?!
glare - by Unknown
1:You glare at nothing in particular.
2:<player> glares around <him/her>.
3:You glare icily at <him/her>.
4:<player> glares at <target>.
5:<player> glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
6:You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
7:<player> glares at <his/her> feet, what is bothering <him/her>?
gloat - by Unknown
1:Didn't anyone teach you not to gloat over your rival's misfortune?
2:<player> has a malicious grin on <his/her> face. Looks like <he/she> is in some sort of self-satisfactory trance.
3:Who can blame you for gloating? <target> deserves everything bad heading <his/her> way.
4:<player> is gloating over <target>'s misfortune. Somebody needs to teach <him/her> some manners.
5:Unfortunately for you, <player> seems incredibly pleased over your recent shortcomings. How can <he/she> be so mean?
6:Gloating over your own misfortune? What a sad state your existence has come to.
7:As proof of <his/her> declining state of self-esteem, <player> is taking pleasure in <his/her> own failure.
glorebwyn - by Unknown
1:Are you REALLY that pathetic?
2:<player> begins imitating Glorebwyn. Oh dear lord...
3:You start complaining about quests to <target>.
4:<player>whines about quests to <target>.
5:<player> complains about quests to you. Dear god no!
6:You start to whine about quests to yourself.
7:<player> whines about quests, unaware that nobody is listening.
glwh - by Unknown
1:Your greedy little woman heart demands attention!
2:<player>'s greedy little woman heart demands attention!
3:You beam at <target>, your greedy little woman heart, filled with joy!
4:<player> beams at <player>, greedy little woman heart bursting with joy!
5:<player> beams at you, <his/her> greedy little woman heart bursting with joy!
6:<player> consoles her greedy little woman heart with a shopping spree.
7:<player> has just convinced <him/her>self to go on a shopping spree.
gmorning - by Unknown
1:You wave to everybody, chirping a cheery "Good morning!"
2:<player>'s hand blurs in a wave as <he/she> chirps a cheery "Good morning!"
3:You give <target> a warm smile, offering a cheery "Good morning!"
4:<player> smiles at <target>, offering a cheery "Good morning!"
5:<player> smiles warmly at you, offering a cheery "Good morning!"
6:You stroll amidst birdsong, enjoying the warm morning sunshine.
7:<player> strolls along, enjoying nature and the warm morning sunshine.
gnaw - by Unknown
1:You bare your teeth and a dribble of slobber falls down the side of your mouth.
2:<player> viciously bares <his/her> teeth!
3:You gnaw on <target>'s leg!
4:<player> gnaws on <target>'s leg!
5:<player> viciously gnaws at your leg!
6:You gnaw at your own leg!?!?
7:<player> visciously gnaws at <his/her> OWN leg!
gnight - by Unknown
1:You tell everyone goodnight.
2:<player> tells everyone goodnight.
3:You give <target> a soft goodnight kiss and wave to <him/her>.
4:<player> gives <target> a soft goodnight kiss then waves to <him/her>.
5:<player> gives you a soft goodnight kiss and then waves to you.
6:You say goodnight to yourself.
7:<player> says goodnight to <him/her>self, <he/she> must really be tired.
go123 - by Unknown
1:On your mark... Get set... Go!
2:<player> listens carefully... On your mark... Get set... Go!
3:You tell <target> to go jump in a lake.
4:<player> tells <target> to go jump in a lake.
5:<player> tells you to go jump in a lake.
6:Your secret life as a go-go dancer will make you famous one day!
7:<player>'s secret life as a go-go dancer will make <him/her> famous one day!
goatattack - by Twinkie
1:You begin to amass and inflate your vast army of death goats.
2:Odd.. you see <player> with an air pump and a box marked "top secret"
3:With a cry you unleash your army of death upon <target> and ruin <his/her> life.
4:A stream of <player>'s goats tears into <target>, leaving a warm stain.
5:Goats! From <player>! Come here little- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
6:For three easy payments of a million gold, you receive an army of killer goats!
7:The mailman arrives at <player>'s door with a package marked "Death".
goateesmite - by Unknown
1:You feel the omnipotent power emanating from your chin. Who's going to die now?
2:There is a low rumbling as the Goatee stirs. Best run while you still can.
3:Without remorse, you unleash the Goatee, utterly crushing <target>.
4:<player> unleashes the all-mighty Goatee on <target>! LOOK AWAY!
5:<player> unleashes the terrible Goatee on you! Game over, man, game over.
6:The Goatee possesses your hand, forcing you to rub its hairy countenance.
7:You watch, amused, as <player> fights to stop <his/her> hand from rubbing the Goatee.
gogo - by Unknown
1:Go go!
2:Go go <player>!
3:You yell "Go go <target>!"
4:<player> yells "Go go <target>!"
5:<player> yells "Go go <target>!" You feel loved!
6:You go!
7:Yay! Go <player>!
goleafs - by Unknown
1:You start chanting "Go Leafs Go!"
2:<player> starts chanting "Go Leafs Go!"
3:You join <target> in chanting "Go Leafs Go!"
4:<player> joins <target> in chanting "Go Leafs Go!"
5:<player> joins you in chanting "Go Leafs Go!"
6:You hold the Stanley Cup over your head and yell "Go Leafs Go!"
7:<player> holds the Stanley Cup over <his/her> head and yells "Go Leafs Go!"
gollum - by Unknown
1:You hates them, my precious!
2:<player> goes "Nassty Hidden Immses, we hates them!".
3:You lick your lips and eye <target> up, rubbing your hands.
4:<player> hisses, and says "Nice <target>es! Yes, my precious... is it crunchable?".
5:You see <player>'s pale eyes staring at you out of the murk...
6:You grumble and moan to yourself about your birthday present.
7:<player> is mumbling to <him/her>self again. Something about a birthday present, by the sound of it.
goober - by Unknown
1:You think all of the people on this channel are being GoOBeRs!
2:<player> thinks ya'll are being a bunch of Gooberish GoOBeRs!
3:You think <target> is such a Gooberish GoOBeRs!
4:<player> thinks <target> is such a Gooberish GoOBeRs!
5:<player> thinks you are such a Gooberish GoOBeRs!
6:You slap yourself and exclaim "I am such a GoOBeRs"!
7:After slapping <him/her>self, <player> exclaims "I am such a GoOBeRs"!
goodnight - by Unknown
1:You wave "Goodnight" to everyone.
2:<player> waves "Goodnight" to everyone.
3:You wave "Goodnight" to <target>.
4:<player> waves "Goodnight" to <target>.
5:<player> waves "Goodnight" to you.
6:You wave "Goodnight" to yourself, perhaps it's time for bed?
7:<player> waves "Goodnight" to <him/her>self. Obviously <he/she> is very tired.
goose - by Unknown
1:Who would you like to goose?
3:You tenderly goose <target> on the tush.
4:<player> reaches around <target>'s backside and gooses <him/her> tenderly.
5:<player> gooses you tenderly!
6:You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.
7:<player> pinches <him/her>self on the rear.
gotcha - by Unknown
1:You put on a pair of shorts and an Aussie accent as you sight a bot.
2:<player> puts on a pair of shorts and an Aussie accent as <he/she> sights the elusive bot.
3:You grab the <target>Bot by the tail and holds up for all to see. Poisonous they are!
4:<player> grabs the <target>Bot by the tail and holds <him/her> up for all to see. Poisonous <he/she> is and likes to bite. (or is it write?)
5:<player> grabs you by the tail and holds you up for all to see. Your triggers do not know what to do but you will write notes later.
6:You catch yourself botting. Note to self: Lucky, next time type AFK.
7:<player> catches <him/her>self botting. Will <he/she> nuke <him/her>self?
goth - by Unknown
1:You Put on your Black Makeup and Leather.
2:Looks like <player> is going Goth.
3:<target> should join you at the morgue.
4:<player> invites <target> to the morgue...looks like the Goths are coming out.
5:Looks like <player> wants you to go Goth. RUN!!!!
6:You primp and preen in the mirror with your white face paint and black lipstick.
7:<player> is primping in front of the mirror..<he/she> looks like a mime!
gotojail - by Unknown
1:Oh no! You drew the "Go to Jail" card! You will go directly to Jail! You will not pass "Go"! You will not collect 200 Dollar!
2:Ha! <player> drew the "Go to Jail" card! <player> will go directly to Jail, not pass "Go" and not collect 200 Dollars!
3:You send <target> straight to Jail. <he/she> will not pass "Go". <he/she> will not collect 200 Dollar.
4:You see <player> grinning evilly as <he/she> hands <player> a card reading, "Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass 'Go'. Do not collect 200 Dollar."
5:You shiver as <player> hands you a card, reading "Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass 'Go'. Do not collect 200 Dollar."
6:You go to Jail. You directly go to Jail. You do not pass "Go". You do not collect 200 Dollar.
7:<player> goes to Jail. <player> goes directly to Jail. <player> does not pass "Go". <player> does not collect 200 Dollar.
govote - by Unknown
1:You remind everyone to vote.
2:It is time to vote again, <player> reminds everyone.
3:You explain, yet again, to <target> why they need to vote.
4:<player> tells <target> to vote.
5:<player> explains how to vote. www.aardmud.org -> click on vote -> click on vote for this site.
6:You remind yourself to vote.
7:<player> reminds <him/her>self how to vote. www.aardmud.org -> click on vote -> click on vote for this site.
gpool - by Unknown
1:You proclaim loudly that the Gene Pool needs cleaning!
2:<player> proclaims that we must filter the Gene Pool!
3:You realize the possibilities and order <target> OUT! of the Pool!
4:<player> orders <target> OUT! of the Gene Pool!
5:You have been ordered OUT! of the Gene Pool! by <player>.
6:You proclaim yourself unworthy of the Gene Pool!
7:<player> orders <him/her>self OUT! of the Gene Pool...its about time!
grail - by Unknown
1:You say "We found a witch, may we burn her?"
2:<player> says "We found a witch, may we burn her?"
3:You declare that <target> has turned you into a newt!
4:<player> declares "<target> turned me into a newt! But it got better..."
5:<player> declares you turned <him/her> into a newt. What a loony.
6:You want to stay and take on all one hundred and eighty of them!
7:<player> says "Well, maybe I could stay for just a bit longer...."
grammar - by Unknown
1:Of course your grammar is not uncorrect!
2:<player> proclaims that <his/her> grammar and speling is perfecting yes no what do you think!
3:With a perfect use of pronouns, you tell <him/her> what you think of <his/her> use of English.
4:Salvation! <player> percussively teaches <target> some English at last!
5:Smacking you with a dictionary, <player> harshly criticizes your English.
6:How could you lower yourself to the level of such unacceptable English usage?
7:Noticing the mistake, <player> groans at <his/her> poor grasp of English.
greendestiny - by Unknown
1:You say, "A sword by itself rules nothing. It only comes alive in skilled hands."
2:<player> says, "A sword by itself rules nothing. It only comes alive in skilled hands."
3:You scream at <target>, "Without Green Destiny, you are nothing!"
4:<player> screams at <target>, "Without Green Destiny, you are nothing!"
5:<player> screams at you, "Without Green Destiny, you are nothing!"
6:You shout, "Who am I? I am... I am the Invincible Sword Goddess, armed with the incredible Green Destiny!"
7:<player> shouts, "Who am I? I am... I am the Invincible Sword Goddess, armed with the incredible Green Destiny!"
greenteam - by Unknown
1:You are on the Green team and dang proud of it!
2:<player> is on the Green team and dang proud of it!
3:You help <target> slaughter the pitiful Red Team.
4:<player> helps <target> slaughter the pitiful Red Team.
5:<player> helps you slaughter the weak Red Team.
6:You will win the day for the Green.
7:<player> feels like <he/she> will win the day for the Green.
greenwuv - by Unknown
1:You lay down in the lush grass and dream of love in the sun!
2:<player> sits in the grass and pats the ground looking at you invitingly!
3:You tumble into the rolling emerald grasses nuzzling <target>
4:<player> pulls <target>'s willing body down into a grassy emerald bed of passion!
5:<player> pulls your willing body down into a grassy emerald bed of passion!
6:Well, I guess passionately alone in the grass is better than dead under it!
7:<player> appears to be sadly happy doing erotic things rolling in the grass.
greet - by Unknown
1:You smile and greet everyone warmly.
2:Smiling, <player> greets everyone warmly.
3:You smile at <target> and greet <him/her> warmly.
4:Smiling, <player> greets <target> warmly.
5:Smiling at you, <player> greets you warmly.
6:You imitate Hallmark and greet yourself warmly.
7:Imitating Hallmark, <player> greets <him/her>self warmly.
grief - by Unknown
1:You collapse to your knees and howl your grief to the uncaring sky above.
2:<player> collapses to the ground and howls a sound full of grief and sorrow.
3:You look <target> in the eye and patiently and remorsely tell them how you feel.
4:<player> speaks for a few moments to <target>, who suddenly turns away in shame.
5:O my god, <player> is pouring <his/her> heart out to you.
6:You let your emotional control relax and you stand there silently sobbing.
7:<player> goes very quiet and you seem to hear the faint sounds of crying.
grimace - by Unknown
1:You grimace painfully at the thought.
2:<player> grimaces painfully at the thought.
3:You grimace at <target>.
4:<player> grimaces at <target>.
5:<player> grimaces at you. What could be wrong?
6:You grimace painfully at your thoughts.
7:<player> grimaces painfully to <him/her>self.
grimble - by Unknown
1:You attempt to grimble, but lose your concentration.
2:<player> attempts to grimble, but loses <his/her> concentration...what a loser!
3:You grimble mercilessly at <target>.
4:<player> grimbles mercilessly at <target>. What the hell is a grimble?
5:<player> grimbles mercilessly at you. You're worried until you remember there's no such thing as a grimble.
6:You grimble to yourself, and then wonder what a grimble is.
7:<player> grimbles to <him/her>self, looking confused.
grin - by Unknown
1:You grin evilly.
2:<player> grins evilly.
3:You grin evilly at <him/her>.
4:<player> grins evilly at <target>.
5:<player> grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.
6:You grin at yourself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.
7:<player> grins at <him/her>self. You must wonder what's in <his/her> mind.
grip - by Unknown
1:You tighten your grip on your weapon, preparing for battle.
2:<player> tightens <his/her> grip on <his/her> weapon, preparing for battle.
3:You grip your weapon, preparing for battle with <target>!
4:<player> tightens <his/her> grip on <his/her> weapon, preparing for battle with <target>!
5:<player> tightens <his/her> grip on <his/her> weapon, preparing for battle with you!
6:You attempt to get a grip on yourself.
7:<player> attempts to get a grip on <him/her>self.
grisu - by Unknown
1:You are -almost- as cute as Grisu the baby silver dragon, and you know it.
2:<player> insists <he/she> is almost as cute as Grisu the silver baby dragon. Suuuuuuuure, <he/she> is.
3:You happily fly around <target>, exuding waves of silver baby dragon wuv.
4:<player> happily flies around <target>, exuding waves of silver baby dragon wuv.
5:You feel all warm and tingly inside, as <player> happily flies around you exuding waves of silver baby dragon wuv.
6:You cuddle up with your stuffed silver baby dragon toy, knowing that you are wuvved.
7:<player> happily cuddles up with <his/her> stuffed silver baby dragon toy. You wish you had one too.
groan - by Unknown
1:You groan loudly.
2:<player> groans loudly.
3:You groan at the sight of <target>.
4:<player> groans at the sight of <target>.
5:<player> groans at the sight of you.
6:You groan as you realize what you have done.
7:<player> groans as <he/she> realizes what <he/she> has done.
groove - by Unknown
1:You groove to the music.
2:<player> grooves to the music.
3:You tell <target>, "That's groovy, baby! Groovy!"
4:<player> tells <target>, "That's groovy, baby! Groovy!"
5:<player> tells you, "That's groovy, baby! Groovy!"
6:You groove to the music in your head.
7:<player> grooves to the music in <his/her> head.
grope - by Unknown
1:Whom do you wish to grope ??
3:Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
4:<player> gropes <target>.
5:<player> gropes you.
6:You grope yourself - YUCK.
7:<player> gropes <him/her>self - YUCK.
groupheal - by Unknown
1:You pause, thinking to yourself about how you'd like a little 'group and heal' action.
2:<player> looks quite flushed, <he/she> must be thinking about some 'group and heal' action.
3:With a winning smile you ask <target> if <he/she>'d like to 'group and heal'.
4:You overhear <player> smoothly ask <target> "How you doin?". Looks like some 'group and heal' action.
5:<player> walks up to you and smoothly asks, "How would you like to join me in a little 'group and heal' action?"
6:It's kind of important that you bring someone else if you want to 'group and heal'.
7:<player> is trying to 'group and heal' with <him/her>self, maybe you should leave the room.
groupie - by Unknown
1:You render yourself burned out, desperately looking for someone to carry your weight.
2:Awwww, poor wittle <player> needs help leveling.
3:You ask <target> if <he/she> would like to be your groupie.
4:<player> has asked <target> to be <his/her> groupie.
5:<player> wants to group with you!! Will you be <his/her> groupie??
6:Who the hell needs a groupie anyway!
7:Holding up a sign reading NO GROUPIES ALLOWED! <player> appears to be sick of people whoring <his/her> experience away.
grovel - by Unknown
1:You grovel in the dirt.
2:<player> grovels in the dirt.
3:You grovel before <him/her>.
4:<player> grovels in the dirt before <target>.
5:<player> grovels in the dirt before you.
6:That seems a little silly to me.
growl - by Unknown
1:Grrrrrrrrrr...
2:<player> growls.
3:Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, <target>!!!
4:<player> growls at <target>. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.
5:<player> growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!
6:You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!
7:<player> growls at <him/her>self. This could get interesting...
grue - by Unknown
1:It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
2:<player> peers around in the darkness, alert for impending grues.
3:You sic a horde of ravening grues on <target>!
4:<player> sics a horde of ravening grues on <target>!
5:ARRRRGHHH!! <player> has sicced a horde of ravening grues on you! Run away!
6:It is dark. You are eaten by a grue. You die. -More-
7:It is dark. <player> is eaten by a grue. <player> dies. -More-
grumble - by Unknown
1:You grumble distractedly to yourself.
2:<player> grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...
3:You grumble at <target>, disgusted with their presence.
4:<player> seems to be a grumpy bear... <he/she> is grumbling at poor <target>.
5:<player> is grumbling at you... what'd you do?
6:Why bother?
grunt - by Unknown
1:You draw in some air and shake the cosmos with your ensuing "GRRRUUUUUNT!!!"
2:<player> lowers <his/her> head while drawing in a deep breath and lets out a resounding "GRRRUUUUUNT!!!"
3:You boast your superiority over <target> with a hearty "GRRRUUUUUNT!!!"
4:<player> is trying to provoke some emotion from <target> with <his/her> uncivilized "GRRRUUUUUNT!!!"
5:<player> glares at you like a crazy gorilla and lets rip a deafening "GRRRUUUUUNT!!!"
6:You check to make sure your odor still offends and roar a contented "GRRRUUUUUNT!!!"
7:<player> sniffs <his/her> own armpits and grunts like the chauvenistic pig <he/she> is.
gtg - by Unknown
1:You've got to go.. got to go!! Where to though? You have no real life.
2:<player> is looking around frantically! <he/she>'s trying to escape! Catch <him/her>!
3:You tell <target> you have got to go, and that you want <him/her> to come with you.
4:<player> is making many hand gestures, and pointing off the MUD while talking to <target>.
5:<player> is asking you to leave with <him/her>. Now.. do you trust <him/her>?
6:You tell everyone you have got to go, regardless of how much you love them.
7:<player> has REALLY got to go now! <player> loves you all and will miss you!
guggle - by Unknown
1:You attempt to guggle, but find that guggling is for the birds.
2:<player> tries to guggle, but seems to have a weasel caught in <his/her> throat.
3:You guggle merrily at <target>. Why is <he/she> dialing 911?
4:<player> guggles merrily at <target>. Watch out, you'll be next!
5:<player> guggles merrily at you...what did you do to deserve that?!?
6:You guggle madly at yourself, clutching your blankie to your chest.
7:<player> guggles madly at <him/her>self! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
guinea - by Unknown
1:You watch in helpless horror as guinea pigs invade your home.
2:<player> is fleeing from rabid guinea pigs!
3:You grab a bucket of rabid guinea pigs and dump it onto <target>'s head!
4:<player> has poured rabid guinea pigs on <target>'s head causing <him/her> to flee in pain and terror!
5:<player> has sent rabid guinea pigs to eat you alive! Flee before it's too late!!
6:You cuddle with your cute furry guinea pigs.
7:You gack in dismay as you see <player> cuddling with huge angry guinea pigs.
gummibear - by Unknown
1:They are all after your gummi bears. Better hide them before everyone wants one.
2:<player> looks about hording a stash of gummi bears, saying MINE, ALL MINE!
3:You share your secret stash of gummi bears with <target>. How sweet.
4:<player> shares <his/her> stash of gummi bears with <target>. Get <his/her>!
5:<player> shares <his/her> stash of gummi bears with you. <he/she> must really wuv you.
6:Oh-ho, that's one gummi bear too many and now your teeth are stuck together.
7:<player> is at a loss for words. Must be the gummi bears stuck in <his/her> teeth.
gunblade - by Unknown
1:Ah. What fun to polish your already shiny Gunblade.
2:<player> is polishing <his/her> shiny Gunblade again.
3:You watch intently as you take aim of <target> with your Gunblade.
4:Hmmm. <player> is aiming <his/her> Gunblade right at <target>.
5:ACK! <player> is about to shoot you with <his/her> Shiny Gunblade.
6:No, don't kill yourself with your Shiny Gunblade. That's what mobs are for.
7:Wow, <player> is about to shoot <him/her>self with a shiny Gunblade. Should you stop them?
gundam - by Unknown
1:You call your Gundam and step onto the field of battle.
2:<player> calls <his/her> Gundam and steps onto the field of battle.
3:You summon your Gundam to destroy <target>.
4:You watch as <player> completely destroys <target>!
5:You cringe in terror as <player> has <his/her> Gundam kill you!
6:You say "Sorry" as you set your Gundams detonation system.
7:You yell "NO!" as you watch <player> set <his/her> Gundams detonation system.
hackmaster - by Unknown
1:You get out your dice bag and prepare to play Hackmaster.
2:<player> pulls out a bag of dice and prepares to kill, Hackmaster style!
3:You give <target> a fresh Hackmaster character sheet.
4:<player> gives <target> a Hackmaster character sheet.
5:<player> wants to play Hackmaster with you! Time to die!
6:Sorry, you need more than one person to play Hackmaster.
7:<player> tries to play Hackmaster by <him/her>self, aint gonna happen.
hadjust - by Unknown
1:Looks like your halo is slipping again...better adjust it, quick!
2:<player> seems to have a problem with <his/her> halo, <his/her> horns are showing!
3:You reach up and adjust <target>'s halo...no one will ever suspect...
4:<player> reaches up, adjusting <target>'s halo quickly. That was close!
5:<player> adjusts your halo for you, seems you were slipping...
6:Quick! Adjust your halo before someone suspects you aren't innocent!
7:<player> quickly adjusts <his/her> halo, hoping nobody noticed the little horns holding it up.
hail - by Unknown
1:You get on your knees and hail nothing in particular.
2:<player> gets on <his/her> knees and hails hails nothing at all.
3:You drop to the floor and hail <target>!
4:<player> drops to the floor and hails <target>!
5:<player> drops to the floor and hails you!
6:You hail yourself... How sad are you??
7:<player> hails himself as a god... Can you say ego?
hair - by Unknown
1:You run your fingers through your hair.
2:<player> runs <his/her> fingers through <his/her> hair, how vain!
3:You run your fingers through <target>'s hair.
4:<player> runs <his/her> fingers through <target>'s hair, how sweet.
5:<player> runs <his/her> fingers through your hair soothingly.
6:Having a bad hair day?
7:<player> seems to be having a bad hair day.
halo - by Unknown
1:A bright, shiny gold halo appears over your head.
2:A bright, shiny gold halo appears over <player>'s head.
3:You grab <target>'s halo and run away cackling wildly.
4:<player> grabs <target>'s halo away and flees into the night.. how cruel!
5:With an evil grin <player> grabs your halo and speeds away cackling wildly!
6:No, circling your hands above your head is pathetic not pious.
7:<player> circles <his/her> hands above <his/her> head trying to construct a halo.
hammertime - by Unknown
1:You look at your watch and notice what time it is.
2:<player> demands that everybody stop for Hammertime.
3:You scoff at <target> and <his/her> pitiful attempts to make you quit.
4:<player> is too legit for <target> to make <him/her> quit.
5:You can't seem to get <player> to quit. It must be the parachute pants.
6:You don your parachute pants and become untouchable.
7:<player> dons <his/her> parachute pants. Now you can't touch <him/her>.
hamster - by Unknown
1:You gather your attack hamsters around you!
2:<player> seems to be motioning hamsters around <him/her>self. What is <he/she> doing?
3:You order your hamsters to attack <target>!
4:<player> orders <his/her> hamsters to attack <target>! Oh, the gore!
5:<player> orders <his/her> hamsters to attack you! The pain! The agony!
6:You order your hamsters to attack the whole MUD!
7:<player> has ordered <his/her> hamsters to attack the whole MUD! AIEEEEEE!!!
hand - by Unknown
1:Kiss whose hand?
3:You kiss <his/her> hand.
4:<player> kisses <target>'s hand. How continental!
5:<player> kisses your hand. How continental !
6:You kiss your own hand.
7:<player> kisses <his/her> own hand.
handcuff - by Unknown
1:Someone going AFK? Not on your watch!
2:<player> gets out the hancuffs. Hope you're not thinking of going AFK!
3:You cackle gleefully as you handcuff <target> to <his/her> keyboard.
4:*Click* <player> just handcuffed <target> to <his/her> keyboard. Now let's see <him/her> go AFK!
5:Ack! <player> just handcuffed you to your keyboard. Better cancel your plans.
6:Must...keep...mudding...
7:<player> just handcuffed <him/her>self to <his/her> keyboard. Can you say mud-addict?
hangover - by Unknown
1:You cry to yourself in the corner.
2:<player> cries to <him/her>self in the corner. Oh cruel hangover!
3:You look at <target> with bloodshot eyes and explain about the evils of drinking.
4:<player> looks at <target> with bloodshot eyes and explains about the evils of drinking.
5:<player> looks at you with bloodshot eyes and explains about the evils of drinking.
6:Holding your head, you lay in the shower sobbing, "Why, God? Why?"
7:Holding <his/her> head, <player> lays in the shower sobbing, "Why, God? Why?"
happy - by Unknown
1:You do the happydance with everyone !
2:<player> does the happydance with everyone !
3:You do the happydance with <target> !
4:<player> does the happydance with <target> !
5:<player> does the happydance with you !
6:You do the happydance !
7:<player> does the happydance !
harem - by Unknown
1:You look around for your harem.
2:<player> peers around, looking for <his/her> harem.
3:You invite <target> to join your harem.
4:<player> gets on <his/her> hands and knees and begs <target> to join <his/her> harem.
5:<player> begs you to join <his/her> harem.
6:You have a harem! Why do you need to do THAT to yourself?!
7:<player> excuses <him/her>self while <he/she> plays harem by <him/her>self.
hate - by Unknown
1:You hate everyone in the whole freakin' world! EVERYONE JUST DIE!
2:<player> loves everybody in the world.
3:You begin to plot that bastard <target>'s death... Oh, how you hate <him/her> so.
4:<player> whispers softly to <target>.
5:<player> whispers to you sweet words of love.
6:You hate everyone and everything, including yourself. Poor thing.
7:<player> loves <him/her>self, can you believe it ?
hatechoo - by Unknown
1:Instead of relating your feelings directly, you pretend to sneeze and say "Ihatechoo".
2:<player> sneezes loudly, but you get a bad vibe from it.
3:You relate your true feelings on a subliminal level.
4:<player> sneezes towards <target>, and you get the feeling that they hate each other.
5:<player> sneezes, and suddenly you get the feeling that <he/she> hates you.
6:That's just wrong.
7:<player> tries to subliminaly tell <him/her>self that <he/she> hates <him/her>self.
haularea - by Unknown
1:You cry your woes about all the people in your area.
2:<player> growls angrily at all the people in <his/her> area.
3:You push and prod at <target> to get <him/her> to move.
4:<player> is forcibly persuading <target> to move.
5:Why is <player> telling you to haul out?
6:Get out of my area!
7:<player> attempts to drag <him/her>self out of the area.
hax0r - by Unknown
1:D00d ur w1kk3d 733+ n s+uph!!!!! u r b4dazz ha><0r d00d!
2:<player> is a 733+ |-|4><0r |)00|), now. Hurray for <him/her>.
3:Hehheh u r w4y |\/|0r3 733+ th3n <target> u badazz ha><0r!!!!!
4:<player> pelts <target> with indecipherable 733+ sp33k, d00d. Hide.
5:<player> iz |/\|4y m0r 733+ th3n u u \/\/4nx0r!!!!!
6:Wikk3|)!! u r 733+ ha><0r + u g3t ange133nuh j0l33!!!! w000000t!
7:<player> just saw Hackers, and now they won't shut up about Angie.
hboot - by Unknown
1:Who needs a boot to the head???
2:<player> thinks someone needs a boot to the head.
3:You bequeath unto <target> a boot to the head! WHAP!
4:<player> has given <target> a boot to the head! WHAP!
5:*WHAP!* <player> has just given you a boot to the head!
6:You kick your leg up and boot yourself in the head.
7:<player> kicks <his/her> leg up and boots <him/her>self in the head.
hbunny - by Unknown
1:You hop around like a cute bunny!
2:<player> hops around like a cute lil bunny!
3:You love your hunny bunny, <target>, lots! *snuggles*
4:<player> loves <his/her> hunny bunny, <target>, bunches!
5:<player> smiles and snuggles you "I love the hunny bunny lots.."
6:You hop cutely around the room.
7:<player>, that cute lil bunny, twitches <his/her> nose and hops around the room.
headbang - by Unknown
1:You headbang wildly!
2:<player> is headbanging wildly again, care to join <him/her>?
3:You headbang wildly towards <target>, causing <him/her> to RUN!!!
4:<player> is headbanging wildly towards <target>. RUN <target>, RUN!!!
5:<player> is headbanging wildly in your general direction. WATCH OUT!!!
6:You headbang wildly, but then you get SICK! GROSS!!!
7:<player> headbangs wildly, but then <he/she> gets SICK! GROSS!!!
headlay - by Unknown
1:You look around the room for a comfortable lap to rest your weary head.
2:<player> seems to be scanning the room, gazing at people's laps with a sleepy expression.
3:<target> smiles at you as you lay your head down in <his/her> lap.
4:<player> lays <his/her> head down in <target>'s lap, gazing up to <him/her> with love.
5:<player> gazes up to you with a loving expression as <he/she> lays <his/her> head down in your lap. Aww.
6:Not finding any inviting laps to lay your weary head upon, you curl up into a ball and lay your head on your knees.
7:Poor <player> can't seem to find a comfy lap to rest <his/her> weary head upon.
heartbreak - by Unknown
1:Your heart was melting, now it's breaking.
2:<player>'s heart was melting, now it's breaking.
3:You selfishly proclaim an impossible love for <target>.
4:<player> has caused <target> much undue anguish, how selfish.
5:<player> has just proclaimed undying love to you, Eek!.
6:You curl up in a fetal position and cry yourself to sleep.
7:<player> curls up in a fetal position and cries <him/her>self to sleep.
heh - by Unknown
1:You go, "Heh."
2:<player> goes, "Heh."
3:You look at <target> and go "Heh."
4:<player> looks at <target> and goes "Heh."
5:<player> looks at you and goes "Heh."
6:You look at yourself and go "Heh."
7:<player> looks at <him/her>self and goes "Heh."
hellblank - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright black sign reading " "
2:<player> waves a large bright black sign reading " "
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading " "
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading " "
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading " "
6:You scream " .. "
7:<player> screams " .. "
hellbob - by Unknown
1:You stand around stupidly waving your arms and yelling "The Hamsters are coming! The Hamsters are coming!"
2:<player> stand around stupidly waving <his/her> arms and yelling "The Hamsters are coming! The Hamsters are coming!"
3:You mix <target> a }-{ellBob Stunner! Better warn 'em first!
4:<player> hands <target> a }-{ellBob Stunner! Hopefully <target> won't explode like the last one!
5:<player> mixes you a }-{ellBob Stunner! Duck and cover!
6:You down a }-{ellBob Stunner! Suddenly you feel lightheaded and...and... *PLOP*
7:<player> downs a }-{ellBob Stunner! Uh oh! They look dizzy! A perfect target for the HAMSTERS!
hellexplore - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright cyan sign reading "EXPLORE !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright cyan sign reading "EXPLORE !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "EXPLORE !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "EXPLORE !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "EXPLORE !!"
6:You scream "EXPLORE EXPLORE EXPLORE.. 1000 times EXPLORE !!!"
7:<player> screams "EXPLORE EXPLORE EXPLORE.. 1000 times EXPLORE !!!"
hellmarry - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright pink sign reading "MARRY ME !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright pink sign reading "MARRY ME !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "MARRY ME !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "MARRY ME !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "MARRY ME !!"
6:You scream "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.. 1000 times PLEASE MARRY ME !!!"
7:<player> screams "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.. 1000 times PLEASE MARRY ME !!!"
hellmaybe - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright yellow sign reading "MAYBE !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright yellow sign reading "MAYBE !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "MAYBE !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "MAYBE !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "MAYBE !!"
6:You scream "MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE.. 1000 times MAAAAYYBEEEE !!!"
7:<player> screams "MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE.. 1000 times MAAAAYYBEEEE !!!"
hellmom - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!"
6:You scream "YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM.. 1000 times YOUR MOM !!!"
7:<player> screams "YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM.. 1000 times YOUR MOM !!!"
hellno - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "NO !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "NO !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "NO !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "NO !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "NO !!"
6:You scream "NO NO NO NO NO.. 1000 times NOOOO !!!"
7:<player> screams "NO NO NO NO NO.. 1000 times NOOOO !!!"
hello - by Unknown
1:You say hello to everyone in the room.
2:<player> says hello to everyone in the room.
3:You tell <target> how truly glad you are to see <him/her>.
4:<player> tells <target> 'Hi!'
5:<player> tells you how truly glad <he/she> is that you are here.
6:You greet yourself enthusiastically.
7:<player> greets <him/her>self enthusiastically. How odd.
hellok - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright cyan sign reading "OK !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright cyan sign reading "OK !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "OK !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "OK !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "OK !!"
6:You scream "OK OK OK OK OK.. 1000 times OKKKK !!!"
7:<player> screams "OK OK OK OK OK.. 1000 times OKKKK !!!"
hellomfg - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "OMFG!!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "OMFG!!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "OMFG!!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "OMFG!!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "OMFG!!!"
6:You scream "OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!"
7:<player> screams "OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG....OMFG!!!!"
hellpossible - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright white sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright white sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!"
6:You scream "IT COULD IT COULD IT COULD.. 1000 times IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!!"
7:<player> screams "IT COULD IT COULD IT COULD.. 1000 times IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!!"
hellstop - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "STOP !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "STOP !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "STOP !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "STOP !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "STOP !!"
6:You scream "STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP.. 1000 times SSSSTOOOOPPP!!!"
7:<player> screams "STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP.. 1000 times SSSSTOOOOPPP!!!"
helltitter - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "TITTER !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "TITTER !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "TITTER !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "TITTER !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "TITTER !!"
6:You scream "TITTER TITTER TITTER TITTER.. 1000 times TITTER !!!"
7:<player> screams "TITTER TITTER TITTER TITTER.. 1000 times TITTER !!!"
hellwant - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright blue sign reading "I WANT YOU !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright blue sign reading "I WANT YOU !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "I WANT YOU !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "I WANT YOU !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "I WANT YOU !!"
6:You scream "I WANT YOU! I WANT YOU!.. 1000 times I WANT YOU !!!"
7:<player> screams "I WANT YOU! I WANT YOU!.. 1000 times I WANT YOU !!!"
hellwhatever - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "WHATEVER !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "WHATEVER !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "WHATEVER !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "WHATEVER !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "WHATEVER !!"
6:You scream "WHATEVER WHATEVER WHATEVER.. 1000 times WHATEVER !!!"
7:<player> screams "WHATEVER WHATEVER WHATEVER.. 1000 times WHATEVER !!!"
hellwuv - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "WUV YOU !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "WUV YOU !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "WUV YOU !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "WUV YOU !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "WUV YOU !!"
6:You scream "WUV YOU! WUV YOU!.. 1000 times WUV YOU !!!"
7:<player> screams "WUV YOU! WUV YOU!.. 1000 times WUV YOU !!!"
hellyes - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright green sign reading "YES !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright green sign reading "YES !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "YES !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "YES !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "YES !!"
6:You scream "YES YES YES YES YES.. 1000 times YEEEEESSSS !!!"
7:<player> screams "YES YES YES YES YES.. 1000 times YEEEEESSSS !!!"
hellyou - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "<player> !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "<player> !!"
3:You wave a large bright red sign reading "<target> !!"
4:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "<target> !!"
5:<player> waves you a large bright red sign reading "<target> !!"
6:You scream "<player> <player>... 1000 times <player> !!"
7:<player> screams "<player> <player>... 1000 times <player> !!"
helperparrot - by Xantcha & Timeghost
1:Don't you feel like a parrot repeating "read HELP TOPIC" endlessly?
2:"Awk!", <player> starts parroting, "Read HELP TOPIC! Awk!"
3:With all the talking it does, <target> should at least feed your poor parrot.
4:<player>'s parrot starts repeating helpfiles endlessly to <target>.
5:Looks like <player> is turning red and growing wings! Could <he/she> be turning into a parrot?
6:Who needs you? You can leave your parrot to do this job!
7:<player> walks away, leaving behind <his/her> parrot echoing "Read the guide, Awk!"
helperwuv - by Unknown
1:You think of all those coot amazing [Helpers] and start prancing around happily.
2:<player> is in WUV with all the [Helpers]!
3:<target> Agrees and starts dancing with you about those wonderful [Helpers]!
4:<player> Is dancing with <target> screaming something about those wonderful [Helpers]!
5:<player> is dancing with you praising those amazing [Helpers]!
6:You start to dance with yourself praising those amazing [Helpers]!
7:<player> starts to dance with <him/her>self praising those awesome [Helpers]!
helpself - by Unknown
1:You tell everyone they can just help themselves if they don't like you.
2:Upset, <player> tells everyone they can just help themselves if they don't like <him/her>.
3:You tell <target> to just type 'HELP <TOPIC>'.
4:Trying to help, <player> tells <target> to just type 'HELP <TOPIC>'.
5:Trying to help, <player> tells you to just type 'HELP <TOPIC>'.
6:You remind yourself to read the helpfiles.
7:Strangely, <player> reminds <him/her>self to read the helpfiles.
hentai - by Unknown
1:You get that "Hentai" Look
2:<player> gets that "Hentai" Look
3:You point at <target> Screaming "Hentai! Hentai!".
4:<player> points at <target> screaming, "Hentai! Hentai!"
5:<player> points at you screaming "Hentai! Hentai!"
6:You start drooling as you think "Hentai" stuff.
7:Eww! <player> must be thinking Hentai thoughts, <he/she> is drooling.
hercules - by Unknown
1:You strut around, acting like Hercules.
2:<player> struts around, acting like <he/she> is Hercules.
3:You pose for <target>, acting like you are Hercules.
4:<player> poses for <target>, acting like <he/she> is Hercules.
5:<player> poses for you, acting like <he/she> is Hercules.
6:You think you are Hercules!
7:<player> seems to think <he/she>'s Hercules.
hero - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to admire as your hero.
2:<player> looks around for someone to be his hero...maybe it's you!
3:You look at <target> and chant, "H! E! R! O!... <target> is my Hero!!!"
4:<player> looks at <target> and chants, "H! E! R! O!... <target> is my Hero!!!"
5:<player> looks at you and chants, "H! E! R! O!... <target> is my Hero!!!"
6:You look at yourself and chant, "H! E! R! O!... I am my own Hero!!!"
7:<player> looks at <him/her>self and chants, "H! E! R! O!... I am my own Hero!!!"...what a dork!
heyo - by Unknown
1:You say, 'YO!' and high-five the air.
2:<player> says, 'YO!' and high-fives thin air.
3:You greet <target> with a hearty 'YO!' and a high-five.
4:<player> proves <his/her> cool is well past its sell-by date by saying 'YO!' to <target>.
5:<player> pretends to be cool by saying 'YO!' to you.
6:You say, 'YO!' and try to high-five yourself but end up looking silly.
7:<player> says 'YO!' and tries to high-five <him/her>self. What an idiot.
hhold - by Unknown
1:You reach out and grasp nothing but air.
2:<player> reaches for something, sighs, and looks disappointed.
3:You gently take <target>'s hand in yours.
4:<player> takes <target>'s hand and looks at <him/her> adoringly.
5:<player> clasps your hand with gentle and sweet affection.
6:Don't you feel a bit silly holding your own hand?
7:<player> is having a quiet moment with <him/her>self.
hhorizon - by Unknown
1:You study the math of the Hook Horizon, hoping to prevent another matter collapse.
2:<player> looks over heavy dusty books while drawing arcane symbols and numbers, yuck, maths!
3:You explain the concepts of the metaphysical Hook horizon, hoping to impart some warning to <him/her>.
4:<player> is waving <his/her> arms about and talking about event horizons or something. <target> just looks bored.
5:Event horizons.. critical masses.. useless players.. *ZZZZzz* <player> just sent you to dream world.
6:You study your books and come to a horrible conclusion, your clan has entered the Hook Horizon.
7:<player> jumps up from <his/her> books and runs off, screaming something about a critical mass of lethargy.
hiccup - by Unknown
1:*HIC*
2:<player> hiccups.
hidequickly - by Unknown
1:You quickly jump behind the sofa, hoping nobody noticed you disappear.
2:Hmm. You could swear <player> has been here just a second ago. You wonder where <he/she> went ...
3:You quickly stuff a lampshade over <target>'s head, telling <him/her> not to move.
4:Strange. You could swear <target> was here just a second ago. Now there's just <player> and a new, weird looking floor lamp.
5:It seems like <player> feels you better should hide- <he/she> stuffed a lampshade over your head and tells you not to move!
6:You leap behind the sofa in a vain attempt to hide from yourself.
7:"When you see me, tell me I'm not around", <player> goes, and leaps behind the sofa to hide from <him/her>self.
highfive - by Unknown
1:You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.
2:<player> wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.
3:You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to <target>!
4:<player> enthusiastically high-five's <target>!
5:<player> gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!
6:You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking?
7:<player> tries to high five <him/her>self, but ends up looking foolish instead.
highlander - by Unknown
1:You announce that you are "Conner MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod."
2:<player> looks you in the eyes and says "I am Conner MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod."
3:You tell <target> that you are immortal, and proceed to stab <him/her> with a dagger. Whoops, other way around!
4:<player> just stabbed <target> with a dagger! There can be only one...braincell in <his/her> head...
5:<player> looks at you, says "And I am immortal," and then stabs you in the chest with a dagger. FREAK!
6:You announce that you were "Born in 1518, on the shores of Loch Shiel."
7:<player> continues,"I was born in 1518, on the shores of Loch Shiel."
hightimes - by Unknown
1:TiMe FoR a FaTtY, bOoM bAtTy,BlUnT.
2:<player> says Its TiMe FoR a FaTtY, bOoM bAtTy,BlUnT.
3:You tell <target> Chill...Because Its TiMe FoR a FaTtY, bOoM bAtTy,BlUnT.
4:<player> Tells <target> Chill...Because Its TiMe FoR a FaTtY, bOoM bAtTy,BlUnT.
5:<player> Tells You to Chill...Because Its TiMe FoR a FaTtY, bOoM bAtTy,BlUnT.
himms - by Unknown
1:Aarrgghhh! Stupid wizi imms!
2:<player> mutters 'nassty hidden immssss!'
3:You whine to <target> about the constantly wizi imms.
4:<player> whines to <target> about the constantly wizi imms.
5:<player> whines to you about the constantly wizi imms.
6:You prepare to break a rule, just to actually SEE an imm!
7:<player> breaks a rule, then rejoices as the imms take <him/her> away.
hindenberg - by Unknown
1:You scream "Oh, the humanity!"
2:<player> screams "Oh, the humanity!"
3:You stare on in horror at <target>. "Oh, the humanity!", you cry.
4:<player> stares at <target> in horror. "Oh, the humanity!", <he/she> cries.
5:<player> stares at you in horror. "Oh, the humanity!", <he/she> cries.
6:You feel full of hot air. Well, hydrogen, anyway.
7:<player> appears to be full of hot air. Or hydrogen, possibly.
hippies - by Unknown
1:You roll and mutter in your sleep, nightmaring about hippies.
2:<player> cries out in <his/her> sleep, "Hippies, hippies.. all around me! Mum! Save me from the hippies!"
3:You accuse <target> of being a pot-smoking hippy!
4:<player> tell's <target> that they're nothing but a pot-smoking hippy, and that there'll be hell to pay!
5:<player> tell's you <he/she>'s going to open up a can of whoop-ass on you for being a pot-smoking hippy!
6:You continue to nightmare about hippies.
7:<player> cries out in <his/her> sleep, "Hippies.. they want to save the world, but they just smoke pot and smell bad!"
hippy - by Unknown
1:You run around and chase the poor old hippies...GOOD FOR YA!
2:<player> is chasing the hippies again...whose gonna it to stop <him/her>?
3:You start chasing around <target> and call <him/her> a hippy!
4:<player> is chasing around <target>, and accusing <him/her> of being a hippy...Whats <he/she> on?
5:OMG! <player> is chasing you, calling you a hippy! RUN..RUN FAR AWAY!
6:You are accusing yourself of being a hippy...What are you on?
7:<player> is accusing <him/her>self of being a hippy again...call the rubber room!
hmeow - by Unknown
1:You meow happily and prance around.
2:<player> meows happily and prances around.
3:You meow happily at <target> for being nice.
4:<player> meows happily at <target> while prancing around them.
5:<player> meows happily at you for being good.
6:You meow happily at yourself for having such a perfect tail.
7:<player>meows happily at <him/her>self for being so perfect.
hmm - by Unknown
1:You go, "Hmmmm."
2:<player> goes, "Hmmmm."
3:You "Hmmmm" at <target>.
4:<player> looks at <target> and goes "Hmmmm."
5:<player> looks at you and goes "Hmmmm."
6:You look at yourself and go "Hmmmm."
7:<player> looks at <him/her>self and goes "Hmmmm."
hmmnod - by Unknown
1:You go "Hmmm ..." as you slowly nod your head.
2:<player> goes "Hmmm ..." as <he/she> slowly nods <his/her> head.
3:You contemplatively look at <target>, slowly nodding your head and going, "Hmmm ...".
4:<player> contemplatively looks at <target>, while slowly nodding <his/her> head and going, "Hmmm ...".
5:<player> gives you a contemplative look as <he/she> slowly nods <his/her> head and goes, "Hmmm ...".
6:Yes, you might be right this time, for once. Or so it would appear. Who knows?
7:You just witnessed one of the rare occasions where <player> thinks <he/she> can agree with <him/her>self.
hobo - by Unknown
1:You prepare to achieve the coveted status of QP HOBO!!
2:<player> actually believes that <he/she> can become a QP HOBO!!
3:<target> jumps up and down, for you have made <him/her> Hobo for a day!
4:You weep as you realize <target> now wields the power of the HOBO!
5:<player> has made you a QP HOBO! You run home to mother and cry..
6:Oh yeah, you look reeeaaal good as Questor's Bitch!
7:<player> moos like a chicken, then runs off to lick Questor's toe jam!
hockey - by Unknown
1:You declare, "I'd rather be playing hockey."
2:<player> shrugs and says, "I'd rather be playing hockey."
3:You look at <target> and think, "I'd rather be playing hockey."
4:<player> looks at <target> and says, "I'd rather be playing hockey."
5:<player> looks at you and says, "I'd rather be playing hockey."
6:Unable to entertain yourself, you decide to go play hockey.
7:<player> looks bored. Perhaps you should suggest he go play hockey?
hods - by Neeper
1:You say 'hods'
2:<player> says 'hods'
3:You tell <target> 'hods'
4:<player> tells <target> 'hods'
5:<player> tells you 'hods'
6:You say 'sdoh'
7:<player> says 'sdoh'
hof - by Roxane
1:Patiently, you explain to everyone the difference between "ho" and "HO".
2:Giggling, <player> asks, "Do you know what a 'Home Office' is?"
3:Rolling your eyes, you wonder, "When will these people ever learn?!"
4:Is <player> telling <target> that <he/she> is a Home Office? Wtf?!
5:GASP! <player> says to you, "Omg, you're, like, such a Home Office!"
6:Oh, yeah, baby! You're something special! You're the perfect Home Office!
7:Snap! <player> tells you, "Whatever! You're just a Home Office wannabe!"
hogtie - by Unknown
1:Who do you want to tie up?
2:<player> looks around with a length of rope in <his/her> hands.
3:You jump on <target> and tie <his/her> hands and feet together.
4:<player> jumps on <target> and ties <his/her> hands and feet together.
5:<player> surprises you by leaping on you and roping you into a tight bundle.
6:With great dexterity you indulge in a little self-bondage.
7:Somehow <player> has managed to tie <him/her>self up. Strange...
holygrail - by Unknown
1:You chant, "Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem."... then hit yourself with a book.
2:<player> chants, "Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem," while thumping themself with a book.
3:You command <target> to go on a quest to find you, a Shrubbery!
4:<player> tells <target> to find <him/her> a, Shrubbery!
5:<player> has sent you on a quest to search for, a Shrubbery!
6:You declare yourself as a Knight who says "Ni!"
7:<player> is a Knight who says "Ni!" The pain the pain!
homage - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to pay homage to.
2:<player> looks around for someone to pay homage to.
3:You pay homage to <target>.
4:<player> pays homage to <target>.
5:<player> acknowledges your superiority.
6:You look for someone to proclaim your superior.
7:<player> looks around for someone to pay homage to.
homework - by Unknown
1:Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...
2:<player> looks stricken. Could <he/she> have blown off some important homework?
honk - by Unknown
1:You pull out a huge hankie and honk your nose loudly.
2:<player> pulls out a huge hankie and honks <his/her> nose loudly.
3:You pull out a large hankie and honk your nose at <target>.
4:<player> pulls out a large hankie and honks <his/her> nose at <target>.
5:<player> pulls out a large hankie and honks <his/her> nose at you.
6:You want to honk yourself? Sounds illegal.
7:<player> tries to honk <him/her>self. I'd be leery of <player>.
honor - by Unknown
1:Whom do you wish to honor?
2:<player> is looking for an honorable person.
3:You brandish your weapon and give a salute of honor to <target>.
4:<player> brandishes <his/her> weapon and gives a salute of honor to <target>.
5:<player> brandishes <his/her> weapon in a salute of honor to you.
6:You give yourself a salute of honor.
7:<player> gives <him/her>self a salute of honor, you wonder if <he/she>'s okay.
hooch - by Unknown
1:Your mouth burns as thirst overcomes you... you need HOOCH!
2:<player> types with one hand, and.... drinks Hooch in the other!
3:You reach over to <target>, tap <him/her> on the shoulder, and swipe <his/her> Hooch.
4:<player> distracts <target> and swipes <his/her> Hooch, then chugs it down!
5:What was that? Huh?!?!! HEY!! <player> JUST TOOK THE HOOCH!
6:You take a big swig of Hooch and get back to coding extra friend slots.
7:<player> takes a big swig of Hooch and gets back to coding extra friend slots.
hookerjoke - by Mendaloth
1:Refusing to break new ground you go for the obvious joke.
2:OMG <player> just realized a member of Hook is called a Hooker just like a prostitute!
3:ROFL, HAHA, o-}Hookers{-o are prostitutes. Where'd <target> come up with that?
4:<player> really loves <target's> joke. So original. o-}Hookers{-o are prostitutes, HAHA!
5:<player> loves your joke about o-}Hookers{-o and wonders how you thought of it?
6:You officially retire the o-}Hookers{-o are prostitutes joke.
7:<player> has officially retired the o-}Hookers{-o are prostitutes joke.
hop - by Unknown
1:You hop around like a little kid.
2:<player> hops around like a little kid.
hophophophop - by Unknown
1:You bound about the room, unable to control your excitement.
2:It looks like <player> has gotten into the sugar again.
3:You drag <target> with you as you bounce around. Somehow <he/she> doesn't seem pleased.
4:<player> is dragging <target> around the room, slamming <him/her> into everything in <his/her> path.
5:<player> happily drags you around the room, slamming you into chairs, walls and small children.
6:Whoa.... Ritalin time.
7:You're not sure what <player> is doing, but it involves glue, a weasel, and lots of silly putty...
horsey - by Unknown
1:You're the cutest Horsey girl ever!
2:<player> thinks <he/she> is the cutest Horsey girl. Hrmm.
3:You declare that you are a cuter Horsey Girl than <target>.
4:<player> is a way cuter Horsey Girl than <target>! at least <he/she> thinks...
5:<player> sez <he/she> is more Horsey than you. What have you got to say about that?
6:You're a cuter Horsey Girl than <player>. Wait a second...
7:<player> is a cuter Horsey Girl than <player>. Bleh, just don't ask any questions.
hose - by Unknown
1:You look around for somebody to hose down.
2:<player> looks around for somebody to hose down.
3:You mercilessly hose down <target>.
4:<player> mercelessly hoses down <target>.
5:<player> mercilessly hoses you down!
6:You hose yourself down... refreshing!
7:<player> hoses <him/her>self down. It must have been refreshing.
hotchocolate - by Unknown
1:Mmmm. You inhale the sweet aroma of your hot chocolate.
2:Your mouth waters as the smell of <player>'s hot chocolate wafts through the air.
3:Divining <target>'s need for a hot drink, you offer <him/her> a cup of hot chocolate.
4:You grow jealous as <player> offers <target> a nice, hot cup of hot chocolate.
5:How sweet! <player> hands you a nice, hot cup of hot chocolate.
6:You gulp down your cup of hot chocolate, savoring the flavor.
7:<player> has hot chocolate and <he/she>'s not giving any to you!
hotkiss - by Unknown
1:You look around the room for that someone special to give a kiss to.
2:<player> looks around for someone special to kiss. Perhaps <he/she>'ll choose you.
3:You take <target> in your arms and place a long, hot, passion filled kiss on <his/her> lips.
4:<player> takes <target> in <his/her> arms and gives <him/her> a long, hot kiss. How sweet.