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IWuvAard: Display Socials

81 applicable socials found.

dak - by Unknown
1:Your throat tightens, hands clench, and your senses dull.
2:<player> has gone -DAK-!!! Scavengers circle about.
3:Maybe <target> can locate the defibulator in time!
4:As <player> reaches for <target> to help <him/her>, you realize it's too late. <his/her> body goes limp, and <his/her> head hits the keyboard hard. It's okay, <he/she>'s DAK.
5:Eyes void of humanity, <player> falls to <his/her> keyboard after one last attempt to warn you. Oh, the guilt! Why!?
6:Mac & Cheese won't subside forever. After all, Kraft(tm) does not make soul food!
7:Like so many rose petals, <player>'s life has wilted... -DAK-!
dance - by Unknown
1:Feels silly, doesn't it?
2:<player> dances wildly before you!
3:You lead <him/her> to the dancefloor.
4:<player> sends <target> across the dancefloor.
5:<player> sends you across the dancefloor.
6:You skip and dance around by yourself.
7:<player> skips a light Fandango.
danke - by Unknown
1:You solemnly remember the Code of the Old Order.
2:<player> sits in meditation upon an aspect of the Balance.
3:You recite the Code of the Old Order to <target> in hope that <he/she> remembers.
4:<player> speaks of the Balance to <target>.
5:You are possessed by an odd calmness as the Balance of <player> surrounds you.
6:You recite the Code of the Old Order to yourself, to raise your spirits.
7:<target> stands here, reciting the creed of some forgotten order.
darkembrace - by Unknown
1:The chilling presence of the Great Lord of the Dark embraces the room.
2:The chilling presence of the Great Lord of the Dark embraces the room.
3:Your faith guides the chilling embrace of the Great Lord of the Dark to find <target>.
4:<target> is embraced by the chilling presence of the Great Lord of the Dark, thanks to <player>.
5:<player> sends the chilling presence of the Great Lord of the Dark to embrace you.
6:You feel the chilling presence of the Great Lord of the Dark embrace you.
7:With abject humility, <player> grovels in the chilling embrace of the Great Lord of the Dark.
darklotus - by Unknown
1:You raise your katana and expose your holy cross face!
2:<player> lifts a katana and shows <his/her> alliance to DaRK LoTuS!
3:Your beckoning call invites <target> to join DaRK LoTuS!
4:<target> is invited to join DaRK LoTuS along with <player>!
5:<player> is talking something about joining <him/her> in some kinda cult.
6:You paint your face with a holy cross and join DaRK LoTuS!
7:<player> just painted <his/her> face up and screams DaRK LoTuS 4 Life!
darkstar - by Phaedra
1:This social has been made by Phaedra in honour of her wonderful spouse Darkstar :)
2:<player> is using the Darkstar social, made by Phaedra just for her wonderful spouse!
3:You grant <target> the fantastic Lasertag skills of Darkstar to win the next game!
4:<player> grants <target> Darkstar's fantastic lasertag skills to win the next game!
5:<player> grants you the superior Lasertag skills of Darkstar to win the next game!
6:You scream "The next lasertag game will start in approximately 3 minutes!"
7:There <player> goes, getting all excited about lasertag again...
darkwuv - by Unknown
1:Oh dear! As you're possessed by Dark Wuvvin, Sorrow prompts you to throw a dohbie to Ivar and watch the fur fly!
2:<player>, seemingly possessed by a combination of Vodka and Dark Wuvvin, just tossed a dohbie to Ivar! EEWWWW!!
3:Ooh! As you demonstrate Dark Wuvvin on <target>, you suddenly feel very powerful over all those around you.
4:<player> demonstrates how Dark Wuvvin can be used for wuvvin or for antiwuvvin as <he/she> reaches in <target>'s mouth and pulls out a spleen.
5:<player> demonstrates how Dark Wuvvin can be used for wuvvin or for antiwuvvin as <he/she> reaches in your mouth and pulls out a spleen.
6:If giving luxurious Dark Wuvvin to yourself is your idea of a good time, be my guest, but stay far, far away.
7:<player> thinks that by giving <him/her>self Dark Wuvvin, <he/she>'ll derive satisfaction, but you notice the way <he/she> expands as <he/she> continues..
date - by Unknown
1:You're a loser, accept it and move on.
2:<player> couldn't get a date with a hundred dollar bill hanging from <his/her> zipper.
3:You confidently strut towards <target> asking for a date, before being rejected with a laugh.
4:You hold back a chuckle as <target> horribly rejects <player>.
5:You laugh uncontrollably as <player> asks you on a date.
6:You'll definitely be spending a romantic evening with yourself again tonight.
7:<player> will definitely be spending an exhausting evening with <him/her>self.
daydream - by Unknown
1:You dream of better times.
2:<player> looks absent-minded, <his/her> eyes staring into space.
dazzle - by Unknown
1:You dazzling flirt you. No one can resist this smile.
2:Dazzling is the only word to describe <player>'s smile.
3:You attempt to dazzle <target> as you flash <him/her> a huge smile and stand straight.
4:A flash of white nearly blinds you as <player> smiles.
5:<player> has the most amazing teeth you think, as <he/she> flashes you an incredible smile.
6:If you can't kill them, perhaps this dazzling smile will work?
7:<player> dazzles everyone with <his/her> smile.
dbaby - by Unknown
1:AHH! DEMON BABIES!!!
2:<player> is ever plagued by the DEMON BABIES!!!
3:You send your Parachuting DEMON BABIES!!! after <target>!
4:<player> CONTROLS the DEMON BABIES!!! RUNNN!
5:<player>'s Parachuting DEMON BABIES!!! are after you!! AHHH!
6:DEMON BABIES... there EVERY WHERE! When will it end?!?!
7:<player>'s soul is under DEMON BABIES torment... what if your next!?
ddance - by Unknown
1:You want to dance the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance!!
2:<player> is looking for someone to do the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with. Flee!!
3:You dance the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with <target>.
4:<player> dances the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with <target>.
5:<player> dances the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with you.
6:Lonely, are we?
7:<player> has got worse problems than you...<he/she>'s doing the crazy, drunk, drug-induced orgy dance with <him/her>self.
deadwed - by Unknown
1:You pack your lucky shovel in preparation for tonight's spouse-finding expedition.
2:You see <player> digging in the cemetery, whistling "Chapel of Love."
3:Jackpot! It's your next spouse! You pull <target> out of <his/her> coffin.
4:<player> grabs <target>'s lifeless corpse and exclaims "My love!"
5:Hey! What's <player> doing with your corpse? STOP THAT!
6:You break down, realizing the cemetery is no longer THE place to find a spouse.
7:<player> complains about loneliness and an empty cemetery.
decipher - by Unknown
1:You try to figure out what it all means.
2:<player> tries to figure out what it all means.
3:Just what the heck is <target> talking about?
4:<player> stares at <target> with a blank look on <his/her> face.
5:<player> stares at you with a blank look on <his/her> face..
6:You listen intently, trying to decipher the voices in your head.
7:Looks like <player> is talking to <him/her>self again.
defib - by Unknown
1:You warm up the defibrilator.
2:<player> warms up the defibrilator.
3:You zap <target> looking for some signs of life.
4:"CLEAR!" <player> zaps <target> looking for some signs of life.
5:The whole world vibrates as <player> zaps you looking for life signs.
6:You zap yourself! How kinky!
7:<player> zaps <him/her>self. You wonder if <player> has a serious mud addiction.
defleppard - by Unknown
1:You look for someone to pour some sugar on you.
2:<player> looks for someone to pour some sugar on <him/her>.
3:You ask <target> to pour some sugar on you in the name of love.
4:<player> asks <target> to pour some sugar on <him/her> in the name of love.
5:<player> tells you <he/she>'s hot, sticky sweet from <his/her> head to <his/her> feet, yeah!
6:You pour some sugar on yourself and lick it off.
7:<player> pours some sugar on <him/her>self and licks it off...wtf?
deity - by Unknown
1:You slay the tyrant Mota and proclaim yourself Deity of Aardwolf!
2:You gasp as <player> kills Mota and proclaims <him/her>self Deity of Aardwolf!
3:You generously offer to be <target>'s Deity.
4:Weird, <player> is trying to convince <target> to let <him/her> be <his/her> Deity.
5:<player> smiles at you condecendingly and generously offers to be your Deity.
6:That tyrant Mota has called a war one level short of mine for the last time!
7:<player> babbles on insanely about killing Mota.
delicatetroll - by Unknown
1:You exclaim, "Careful with the troll, you might break it!"
2:"Careful with the troll, ", <player> exclaims, "you might break it!"
3:People like <target> never realize how delicate trolls actually are. *ouch*
4:<player> is begging <target> to PLEASE be more careful with <him/her>. Trolls can be so delicate ...
5:<player> begs you to PLEASE be more careful with the delicate troll.
delirium - by Una
1:Twinkle's a nice word. So's viridian. I met a lady once with an imaginary fish.
2:You watch as <player> slips from Delight into Delerium.
3:You turn <target> into a Waitress with a crush on her boss!
4:<player> turns <target> into a Waitress with a crush on <his/her> Boss!
5:<player> turns you into demon half-faced waitress with a crush on her boss.
6:You assure yourself that not knowing everything makes it all ok. Sometimes.
7:You see <player> burst into Butterflies and Goldfish.
demote - by Unknown
1:You consider fake demoting someone.
2:<player> considers fake demoting someone.
3:You fake demoted <target>! You are so tricky!
4:CLAN ANNOUNCEMENT: <player> has demoted <target> to the rank of Sux0r!
5:CLAN ANNOUNCEMENT: <player> has demoted <target> to the rank of Sux0r!
6:Did you do something bad? You do realize this is a fake demotion, right?
7:<player> is trying to demote <him/her>self using a fake demotion social. <he/she> is crazy!
dentures - by Unknown
1:Uh oh! Your dentures have a life of their own! RUN!
2:Uh oh! <player>'s dentures are biting <him/her>! Watch out, they're looking at you now!
3:You pull out your dentures to unleash their power on <target>!
4:<player> attacks <target> with his dentures! That's horrible! Oh. My. Lord. Let's just hope <target> is cremated. Eww.
5:<player> is threatening you with <his/her> dentures! Do what <he/she> says!
6:Your dentures jump out of your mouth and try to bite your head off! Aargh!
7:<player>'s dentures are attacking <him/her>, and it's not a pretty sight.
deport - by Unknown
1:Oh no! Immigration! Run!
2:Someone yells out "Immigration", and <player> runs for the nearest exit.
3:You flash your INS badge and watch as <target> bolts for the nearest exit.
4:You cackle as <player> flashes a plastic INS badge and <target> cries like a baby as <he/she> bolts for the door.
5:Oh no! <player> is with the INS! Where will you hide?
6:You mutter something about green cards and drive yourself to the Mexican border.
7:What a wacko! <player> is muttering something about green cards and deporting <him/her>self to Mexico.
depress - by Unknown
1:You're so depressed! The world sucks! People suck! End it now!!
2:<player> is depressed again! Get the Prozac and put away the paring knife!
3:You look at <target> and sob woefully of your troubles!
4:Oh no...here we go again. Break out the Kleenex!
5:<player> collapses against you and begs for this hellish existence to end!
6:You think you're the worst person on the face of the planet!! Could you be right?
7:<player> is depressed again. You wonder if <he/she> muds too much...
desire - by Unknown
1:Who do you love so much?!
2:<player> looks around the room, <his/her> eyes filled with desire. Is <he/she> looking at you ?!
3:You gaze into <target>s dreamy eyes and nearly get lost in your own desire.
4:<player> looks at <target> with great desire. <he/she> is SOO in love!
5:<player> looks at you with passion-filled eyes. You know <he/she> desires you.
6:Self love is the best isn't it ?!
7:<player> seems to desire <him/her>self. How concieted can you be?!
detective - by Unknown
1:You pull up the collar of your trenchcoat, wield your spy glass, and prepare to investigate the scene!
2:<player> puts on a trenchcoat, wields a spy glass, and looks around suspiciously for a clue.
3:<target> has an interesting tale to tell, but are you SURE <he/she> is capable of such criminal activity?
4:<player> taps <target> on the shoulder and asks <him/her> to help in the investigation.
5:You find yourself in the rough hands of <player>, being questioned about your mudding habits and other odd things.
6:*BONK* You accuse yourself of criminal activity! Time to take the handcuffs out and walk yourself downtown!
7:You stare at <player> as <he/she> starts to put on a pair of handcuffs. Either they are guilty of something, or they're short of dates..
dgvolve - by Unknown
1:Your Digicrest of Aardwolf begins to glow.
2:<player>'s Digicrest of Aardwolf is glowing. Something's gonna happen...
3:You signal at <target> telling <him/her> to digivolve into Ultimate!
4:<player> is giving <target> the signal to Digivolve!
5:<player> gives you the signal! It's Digi-time!
6:<player>mon digivolve to... MECHA<player>mon
7:<player>mon digivolve to... MECHA<player>mon
dhg - by Unknown
1:You pledge yourself to the sacred ways of the Dragon Honor Guild.
2:<player> pledges <him/her>self to the sacred ways of the Dragon Honor Guild.
3:You ask <target> if they've given the Dragon Honor Guild oath yet.
4:<player> asks <target> if they've given their Dragon Honor Guild oath yet.
5:<player> asks you if you've given your Dragon Honor Guild oath yet.
6:You pledge to uphold the Code of the Dragon Honor Guild.
7:<player> pledges to <him/her>self to uphold the Code of the Dragon Honor Guild.
dictionary - by Unknown
1:Bad spellers must die!!!
2:<player> mutters something about bad spellers.
3:Where is that dictionary?
4:<player> throws a dictionary at <target> and smacks <him/her> in the head. That'll teach 'em.
5:<player> is shrieking about spelling again. Duck!
6:Your English teacher would have a hissy fit.
7:<player> couldn't spell if <his/her> life depended on it.
die - by Unknown
1:You clutch at your chest and kneel over.
2:<player> clutches at <his/her> chest and falls over dead.
3:You give <target> the look of death.
4:<player> gives <target> the look of death.
5:<player> gives you the look of death. You feel your throat tighten.
6:You think you only have a few days left to live.
7:<player> informs you that <he/she> will die in a few days.
dietubby - by Unknown
1:You have a machine gun under your coat. They won't know what hit them.
2:<player> is hunting Tellytubbies. Probably best not to wear a foam suit.
3:I'll give you Eh-Oh!!! You rip out your machine gun and gun them down.
4:<player> is firing a machine gun at <target> thinking <he/she>'s a Tellytubby!
5:<player> just pulled out a machine gun. Time for Tubby Bye-Bye!
6:"One day, in Tellytubbyland, the Narrator brought a machine gun." Uh-Oh!
7:<player> thinks it time to make some Tubbies toast.
differ - by Unknown
3:You glare at <target> and disagree.
4:<player> shakes <his/her> head, disagreeing with <target>.
5:<player> glares at you, obviously disagreeing.
6:You seethe with inner conflict, disagreeing with yourself.
digimon - by Unknown
1:Digimon is a lot better than Pokemon!
2:<player> runs around the room yelling "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux."
3:You grab <target> by the shirt and scream "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux!" in <his/her> face.
4:<player> grabs <target> by the shirt and screams "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux!" in their face.
5:<player> grabs you by the shirt and screams "Digimon is in, Pokemon is out!" in your face...<he/she>'s obviously very mad.
6:You throw yourself on the wall and scream "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux!"
7:<player> grabs <his/her>elf by the shirt and screams "Digimon r rox, Pokemon r sux!" at <his/her>elf. You think, "What a wacko, Pokemon is alot better than that crap."
dillusional - by Unknown
1:You do the Happy Pickle Dance trying to impress all the ladies.
2:<player> dances around like an idiot while saying "Hellooo Laaadies."
3:You snicker at "Tiny" as you thrust your Index Finger and Thumb into <his/her> face.
4:"Hahaha, Everyone look at <target>, such a Tiny Lil Fella, HAHahhahaH!!," <player> yells as <he/she> harrasses <him/her>.
5:You start to sob as <player> tells everyone about your "Tiny" little secret.
6:You proclaim that everyone should "Just Go Home!!!"
7:<player> is screaming "Everyone should Just Go Home!!!" Obviously <he/she> is very Dillusional.
dip - by Unknown
1:Dip who?
3:You dip <target> and carefully give <him/her> a gentle passionate kiss.
4:<player> dips <target> carefully and lays a gentle but passionate kiss upon <his/her> lips.
5:<player> dips you carefully and lays a gentle but passionate kiss upon your lips.
dipsmooch - by Unknown
1:You bend far forward, dipsmooching an imaginary friend.
2:<player> bends far forward, dipsmooching an imaginary friend. Hmmm.
3:You sweep <target> almost off <his/her> feet in a quick dipsmooch. Woohoo!
4:<player> sweeps <target> almost off <his/her> feet in a quick dipsmooch. Woohoo!
5:<player> sweeps you almost off your feet in a quick dipsmooch. Woohoo!
6:You try to dipsmooch yourself, and find yourself in need of a chiropractor.
7:<player> tries to dipsmooch <him/her>self and ends up double-jointed where <he/she> never was before.
disco - by Unknown
1:You search through your vinyl collection, looking for something to disco to.
2:<player> rummages through <his/her> record collection, and pulls out some swanky disco!
3:You grab <target> and do your best Travolta!
4:<player> grabs <target> and and shows <him/her> how to disco!
5:<player> grabs you and begins to disco - How dreamy!
6:You show everyone that you, too, know how to disco.
7:<player> dons <his/her> leather jacket and does <his/her> Travolta pose.
disgust - by Unknown
1:Look at them. Every single one of them brings about a feeling of sheer disgust in you.
2:With a nasty look, <player> eyes everyone and everything, disgust eminating from <his/her> person.
3:You express your utter disgust for <target> the only way you know how.
4:As <he/she> sneers, growls and hisses, you realize that <player> is disgusted with what <target> has done.
5:How rude! It looks like <player> is disgusted with you, and <he/she>'s being really mean about it.
6:You are SOOOO disguted with yourself, you might as well let everyone know.
7:<player> sneers and growls at <his/her> reflection in the mirror. Obviously <he/she> is disgusted with <him/her>self.
dispelbored - by Unknown
1:You start chanting 'gyuhio', hoping your friends list will quit being so boring.
2:<player> is chanting 'gyuhio', trying to cast dispel boredom on his friends.
3:You try to convince <target> <he/she> should be less boring!
4:<player> chants 'gyuhio' while trying to cast dispel boredom on <target>.
5:<player> chants 'gyuhio', casting dispel boredom on you!
6:Cast dispel boredom on yourself?!? God, you must be really, REALLY bored!
7:<player> is casting dispel boredom on <him/her>self, you pity <him/her>.
dispellag - by Unknown
1:You start to chant "sagtwa", trying to dispel the lag in the room.
2:<player> starts saying "sagtwa". What is <he/she> doing?
3:You cast dispel lag on <target>, hopefully it helps.
4:<player> casts dispel lag on <target>. <he/she> must be having a lag problem.
5:<player> casts dispel lag on you. Are you having a lag problem?
6:You cast dispel lag on yourself. Has the lag cleared up?
7:<player> is casting dispel lag on <him/her>self. You feel sorry for <player>.
disrespect - by Unknown
1:You remind the people not to disrespect.
2:<player> waves <his/her> hand upside down and says something about "No disrespect."
3:You go up to that foo <target> and say "Naaah, foo. That's disrespect!"
4:Check out this foo <target> right here. How dare <he/she> disrespect your homey, <player>?
5:Foo, why you disrespect <player> like that!?
6:You rub the bottom of your nose and exclaim, "Naaah, foo. Naaaaaaaah!"
7:<player> is rubbing the bottom of <his/her> nose. Remember, NO disrespect!!
dizzy - by Unknown
1:You are so dizzy from all this chatter.
2:<player> spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter.
3:You are dizzy from all of <target>'s chatter.
4:<player> spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all <target>'s chatter.
5:<player> spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter.
6:You are dizzy from lack of air. Don't talk so much!
7:<player> spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air.
doctor - by Unknown
1:You glance around the room longingly. Who's today's willing victim?
2:<player> grabs <his/her> stethoscope and looks for someone to play doctor with.
3:You put your hands all over <target>. Hey, that isn't how an examination goes!
4:<player> appears to be molesting <target> in some weird role-playing kinda way.
5:<player> just asked you to help <him/her> out in the examination room.
6:You gaze longingly into the eyes of ... your stethoscope?
7:<player> begins to examine <him/her>self; <he/she> must really need to bone up for <his/her> exam!
doggie - by Calabus
1:You ponder the name of your next doggy.
2:<player> ponders the name of <his/her> next doggy.
3:You shave your doggy's ass, teach it to walk backwards and name it after THAT clan.
4:<player> shaves <his/her> doggy's ass, teaches it to walk backwards and names it after a clan that sux.
5:<player> proudly shows you <his/her> new doggy, oddly it's ass has no fur and it's named after your clan.
6:You love your doggy so much you consider naming it after yourself.
7:<player> wears a porkchop so doggy will play with them.
doh - by Unknown
1:You slap your forehead and say "DOH!"
2:<player> slaps <him/her>self on the head and yells, "DOH!"
3:You backhand <target>'s forehead and say, "DOH!"
4:<player> slaps <target> on the head and says, "DOH!"
5:<player> looks at you with disdain before slapping your forehead and saying, "DOH!"
6:Slapping your forehead, you yell "DOH!" at yourself.
7:<player> keeps hitting <him/her>self in the head and uttering, "Doh!"
dohbie - by Unknown
1:You walk around like you own the place. Then get pked and whine.
2:Boy, <player> is such an arrogant prick...<he/she> thinks that dohbies rule! Until <he/she>'s pked!
3:You invite <target> to join a clan that isn't really a clan!
4:<player> invites <target> to join a clan that isn't really a clan. What a loser.
5:<player> invites you to join a clan that isn't really a clan. What a loser.
6:Your arrogant and clueless ways bring down the wrath of the clans! Oh, NO!
7:<player>'s arrogant and clueless ways bring down the wrath of the clans! Oh, YES!
doit - by MeLaNiE
1:You look to see who would do it.
2:<player> looks to see who would do it.
3:You look for <target> to see if <he/she> would do it.
4:<player> looks for <target> to see if <he/she> would do it.
5:<player> looks for <target> to see if <he/she> is going to do it!
6:You wonder if you should do it!
7:<player> wonders if <he/she> should do it!
dolove - by Unknown
1:Who loves you??
2:<player> peers about <him/her>self, hoping for love.
3:You peer thoughtfully at <target> and ask if you are loved.
4:<player> peers thoughtfully at <target>, asking if <he/she> is loved.
5:<player> peers thoughtfully at you and asks 'Do you love me?'...
6:You deserve love...
7:<player> isn't sure if <he/she> loves <him/her>self...
dolt - by Unknown
1:You go around telling everyone that they're a dolt.
2:<player> thinks you're all dolts.
3:You think <target> is a dolt, and you let them know it.
4:<player> points at <target> and screams at <him/her>, 'DOLT!'
5:That mean old <player> is calling you a dolt.
6:You're a dolt? If you say so..
7:<player> seems to think <he/she> is a dolt. Odd..
dontpanic - by Villain
1:You politely remind everybody not to panic as the world comes to an end.
2:As the world ends, that annoying jerk, <player>, reminds everybody not to
3:You remind <target> not to panic. <he/she> doesn't seem very pleased to hear
4:<target> finally breaks down when <player> reminds <him/her> not to panic.
5:You let out a sob as <player> reminds you not to panic.
6:Don't panic... don't panic... DON'T PANIC!!!!
7:<player> hyperventilates as <he/she> reminds <him/her>self not to panic.
dooflingy - by Unknown
1:You pick up some monkey crap and....do absolutely nothing.
2:You watch <player> pick up a bit monkey crap and hold it in <his/her> hand.
3:You pick up some monkey crap from the pile next to you and throw it at <target>!
4:You see a brown projectile fly from the hands of <player> and hit <target>'s face!
5:WHAM! <player> has dooflingied you! Wipe it off, WIPE IT OFF!
6:You feel around, looking for some dooflingy ammo to throw, and you end up slipping in a pile of monkey mess! Nice job, fool!
7:<player> slips into a pile of monkey mess! ...<he/she>'s so graceful!
dork - by Unknown
1:You hold your fingers to your forehead forming an L - "duhh loooosssser".
2:<player> exclaims that <he/she> is a pathetic looooosssser - stay away from <him/her>, it's catching!
3:You tell <target> that <he/she>'s a loser! -You must be looking for trouble-
4:<player> thinks that <target> is a complete ***looooooser***.
5:<player> forms an L on <his/her> forehead with <his/her> fingers - <he/she> thinks you're a #%*-LOSER-*%#!
6:You are such a loser - you're pathetic!
7:<player> is a serious loser - better not touch <him/her>, it could be catching.
dragbie - by Unknown
1:Your whole clan drags you through 2 morts but you still think everyone in SK is a dragbie.
2:<player> hopes nobody notices <he/she> is a dragbie so <he/she> posts notes flaming others.
3:You think <target> is a dragbie. Now go post 50 notes flaming <him/her> for being in a /Rox/ clan.
4:<player> thinks <target> is a dragbie. Perhaps <player> is jealous that noone wants to group with <him/her>.
5:<player> thinks you're a dragbie. Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black????
6:You try to be your own dragbie. But you suck so now you'll go post 50 notes on Feedback flaming others.
7:<player> tries to be <his/her> own dragbie but sucks at levelling so now <he/she> is going to post 50 notes on Feedback flaming others.
dragged - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to drag your lazy self.
2:Uh oh! <player> is looking for free exp, run away!
3:You select <target> for some free exp, let's see if they bite the lure.
4:<player> pokes <target> in the ribs, looking for some dragbie action.
5:You have been singled out to do some dragging by <player>, run!
6:You want to drag yourself? That shouldnt be too difficult.
7:<player> seems to want to drag themselves, what a freak.
dragokil - by Unknown
1:You fly around, looking for nuns and orphans to practice on.
2:A crash and a muffled scream from <player> tell you that Dragokil has struck again!
3:There's your VICTIM, <target>! DIVE!! DIVE!!
4:<player> belly-flops from orbit onto <target>! Dragokil strikes again!!!
5:<player> has bellyflopped on you from orbit! Dragokil strikes again!
6:You are in the most feared clan on Aardwolf, Dragokil!!
7:LOOK OUT!!! <player> is a Dragokil Assassin!!!!
dragonfire - by Unknown
1:You breathe WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE about the room.
2:<player> breathes WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE about the room.
3:You breathe WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE at <target>.
4:<player> breathes WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE at <target>.
5:<player> breathes WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE at You.
6:You belch on your own WHITE HOT DRAGONFIRE!
7:<player> belches, and a hint of DRAGONFIRE comes out.
dragonslave - by Unknown
1:You chant, "I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose us"
2:<player> chants, "I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose us"
3:<target> is engulfed by a MASSIVE explosion from your Dragon Slave.
4:<target> is engulfed by a MASSIVE explosion from <player>'s Dragon Slave.
5:You are engulfed by a MASSIVE explosion from <player>'s Dragon Slave!
6:You chant, "shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess!"
7:<player> chants, "shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess!"
dragqueen - by Unknown
1:Hmm, a little mascara here and there really makes you feel free!
2:Behold! It's <player>na!
3:You just can't get over that blouse! It's gorgeous on <target>!
4:<player> runs after <target> in <his/her> heels screaming something about a blouse that is 'to die for'.
5:<player> beats you over the head with the color sensible purse <he/she> is carrying.
6:To Wong Foo, With love, Julie Newmar.
7:<player> feels just like Patrick Swayze in that mini-skirt!
draw - by Unknown
1:You find your sketchbook and pencil and start to draw some beautiful things.
2:<player> looks like a bone head as <he/she> acts like an artist.
3:You ask <target> to hold completely still as you draw <his/her> beautiful face.
4:<player> asks <target> to stand completely still as <he/she> draws <him/her>.
5:How romantic, <player> wants to draw you!
6:You imagine yourself in the most attractive way, and sketch your perfect image.
7:Man what an ego! <player> draws <him/her>self.
dreamboat - by Unknown
1:You desperately desire a draught of dreamboat delectation!
2:<player> sighs as <he/she> thinks of Johnny McAmerican, the school football captain.
3:You and marvy ol' <target> will be sharing a malted in no time flat, natch.
4:<player> makes it abundantly clear that <target> is a dreamboat, and marvy, to boot!
5:You're dreamy... to the extreme!, or so foxy macro-hunk <player> says.
6:MONKEYS
7:Monkeys monkeys monkeys <player> monkeys monkeys monkeys <player>
dreamfighter - by Unknown
1:You're very naughty today.
2:<player>'s feet hurt... WITH DESTINY!
3:<target>'s words scratch the back of your eyes.
4:There's a lot of thucking and bapping going on in <player> and <target>'s direction.
5:<player> says, 'You killed my fish!' Why does that pickle <him/her>?
6:START!
7:<player> says, 'Now I fight for wisdom!' BATTLE OVER!
dreamysigh - by Unknown
1:Oh, how wonderful it is ... almost indescribable ...
2:<player> lets out a long and dreamy sigh. Who or what could <he/she> be thinking of?
3:Mmmmm, the things you would do to <target> ... how absolutely dreamy <he/she> is.
4:With a foolish grin on <his/her> face, <player> stares wistfully at <target>, letting out a soft, dreamy sigh.
5:Sigh ... has anyone ever told you how dreamy you are, <target>? Just ask <player>.
6:Of course, can there truly be anyone out there more wonderful than you?
7:<player> looks completely lost, staring dreamily at <his/her> reflection in the lake.
drevil - by Unknown
1:You raise your pinky to your mouth and giggle just like Dr. Evil!
2:Better watch out! <player> is EEEEEVIIIIILLLL!
3:You stagger toward <target>, saying, 'hug....hug....hug...'
4:<player> must really need a hug... <he/she>'s chasing <target>!
5:<player> is coming at you like a zombie! Run!
6:You cackle with glee as you hold the world ransom for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
7:<player> is trying to be evil again. Ignore <him/her> and <he/she> might go away.
drob - by Unknown
1:Where's a Dro'Bher when ya need one these days?
2:<player> is looking to place a bounty on someone, could you be next?
3:You smack a big TARGET sticker on <target>'s head, <he/she> shall be next.
4:The Dro'Bher suddenly appear from everywhere to claim the bounty on <target>'s head... sux to be <him/her>.
5:<player> has marked you for death by the Dro'Bher.
6:You nod at yourself in agreement thinking it is time to go PK someone.
7:<player>'s bloodlust rises at the thought of PK.
drool - by Unknown
1:You drool down the front of your shirt.
2:<player> drools all over <him/her>self -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
3:You drool messily on <target>.
4:<player> drools upon <target>.
5:<player> looks at you lustily and drools.
6:You drool down the front of your shirt.
7:<player> drools all over <him/her>self -- making a TERRIBLE mess!
dropbear - by Unknown
1:Hey.. what's that in the trees? Oh god.. No.. Where's my knife, where's my knife?!
2:<player> scrambles for <his/her> knife, screaming "DROPBEAR! DROPBEAR!"
3:Oh no! The dropbear! It's heading right for <target>!
4:<target> desperately stabs at the air as a dropbear descends from the trees!
5:The dropbear's coming, and I don't have my knife! Noooo! <player>, I'll love you forever...
6:You stab desperately at the air! DON'T LET THE DROPBEAR GET ME! DON'T LET IT GET ME!
7:<player> begins stabbing at the empty air, screaming "DROPBEAR!" What a weirdo... Hey, what's that in the trees?.. AHHHHH!
dropdead - by Unknown
1:Trying to refresh your brains?
2:<player>'s brains really need refreshment!
3:You give a gun to <target> and ask <him/her> to shoot <him/her>self.
4:<player> gives <target> a gun and asks <him/her> to shoot <him/her>self.
5:<player> gives you a gun, saying "Shoot yourself!".
6:You see your body and a steaming gun below you. . o O (R.I.P.)
7:<player> just shot <his/her> brains out, somebody call 911!
drow - by Unknown
1:You offer the wishes, 'Oloth plynn dos!' >:(
2:Muhahahaha! (Red Aura) <player> can't hide <his/her> true > drow < heritage!
3:Like you care! You're no Drizzt Do'Urden...well, just this once :P
4:What?!? A drow CARES about <target>'s cause? Now you've seen EVERYTHING.
5:<player>'s icy drow heart melts for you - just this once! Don't let it go to your head.
6:AAAAGH!!!! TURN OUT THAT LIGHT!!!!
7:What do you expect from <player> - <he/she> has to deal with you crazy surface people :P
drunkard - by Unknown
1:You just can't stay sober, can you?
2:Twinkle tinkle little smar, how <player> wonders where's the bar?
3:You laugh at <target>'s drunken antics.
4:<target> just drank an entire keg! <player> laughs.
5:<player> thinks you're a drunkard! Let's settle this with a drinking contest!
6:Another hangover, eh?
7:<player> has been sober for a whole 10 minutes!
dschant - by Unknown
1:You chant, "Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows"
2:<player> chants, "Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows"
3:You point at <target> and scream "DRAGON SLAVE!!"
4:<player> points at <target> and screams "DRAGON SLAVE!!"
5:<player> points at you and screams "DRAGON SLAVE!!"
6:You chant, "buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name"
7:<player> chants, "buried in the flow of time; in Thy great name"
dsquirrel - by Unknown
1:You do the devastating squirrel dance of death!
2:Run away! <player> is doing the Squirrel dance of death!
3:You smile grimly as your dance slowly kills <target>.
4:<player> is doing the squirrel dance of death to <target>! Oh, the horror!
5:Ack! <player>'s squirrel dance of death is killing you!
6:You seek out some squirrels to see the fabled Squirrel dance of Death.
7:<player> seems to have gone mad. He's asking squirrels to do the dance of Death for him.
dsummon - by Unknown
1:You Summon a Demon from Hell!!!
2:<player> Summons a Demon from Hell to do <his/her> laundry!
3:You giggle as your Demon rips off <target>'s clothes.
4:<target> begins to cry as <his/her> clothes are stolen by <player>'s Demon.
5:You shriek in fear as <player>'s Demon steals all your clothes!
6:You curse angrily as your Demon steals all your money!
7:<player> curses aloud when <his/her> Demon steals all <his/her> money!
dswear - by Unknown
1:You pout in a childish manner and go "Don't Swear!!!"
2:<player> pouts like a kid and tells everyone "Don't Swear."
3:<target> reaches for the duct tape as you tell <him/her> not to swear.
4:<player> gets <his/her> mouth duct-taped as <he/she> tells <target> not to swear.
5:<player> tells you not to swear. You reach for the duct tape.
6:So you suddently realized your mouth's been dirty haven't ya?
7:<player> puts on a halo and tells <him/her>self not to swear.
dthwap - by Unknown
1:You roll up a newspaper and thwap it on the nose. BAD DOG!
2:<player> rolls up a newspaper and thwaps it on the nose. BAD DOG!
3:You roll up a newspaper and thwap <target> on <his/her> nose. BAD DOG!
4:<player> rolls up a newspaper and thwaps <target> on the nose. BAD DOG!
5:<player> rolls up a newspaper and thwaps you on the nose. BAD DOG!
6:You search in vain for your dog, but alas, he knows you have a newspaper.
7:<player> searches in vain for <his/her> dog, but alas, it has found a hiding spot.
duck - by Unknown
1:DUCK!!!!!!
2:<player> ducks defensively.
3:You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from <target>.
4:<player> ducks, anticipating <target>'s reaction.
5:<player> ducks, please oh please don't hit <him/her>!
ducttape - by Unknown
1:You pull out a shiny new roll of duct tape and smell it happily.
2:<player> pulls out a shiny new roll of duct tape and smells it happily.
3:You wrap <target> in duct tape, humming to yourself.
4:<player> wraps <target> in duct tape, humming to <him/her>self.
5:<player> wraps you in duct tape, humming to <him/her>self.
6:You declare 'Duct tape is like the force! It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together!'
7:<player> declares 'Duct tape is like the force! It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together!'
duet - by Unknown
1:You search around the room for someone to sing a duet with.
2:<player> is looking for a partner to sing a duet with.
3:You break from <target>'s melody into a beautiful harmony.
4:<player> & <target> Sing a Duet that can even make assassins cry.
5:<player> begins to accentuate your melody with a perfect harmony.
6:Seeing all other voices as inferior to your own, you harmonise with yourself.
7:Wow. . . <player> is singing Soprono AND Tenor at the same time!
dundee - by Unknown
1:You wake up and make breakfast Aussie style!
2:<player> wakes up, wrestles a croc, picks <his/her> teeth with a knife and goes out to eat some widgety grubs.
3:You wrestle a croc, skin it, and give it to <target> as a gift just before making breakfast for <him/her>.
4:<player> just wrestled a croc, skinned it, gave it to <target>, and is about to make breakfast! How buff is <he/she>!
5:<player> just gave you a crocodile skin as a gift! Now <he/she>'s going to make breakfast! How sweet!
6:You slam down your knife and declare. That's not a knife! THIS! Is a knife!
7:<player> thumps a giant knife down on the table and says that famous line, 'That's not a knife! This! Is a knife!!
duracell - by Unknown
1:Maybe you should stop after three. Don't want him to think you're weird!
2:<player> doesn't just stop at one. <he/she> keeps going until the batteries die!
3:You think <target> should just keep going. <he/she> sure does know what you like.
4:<player> gives <target> a sexy smile and encourages <him/her> to not stop, <player> is certainly lucky!
5:<player> wants you to keep going. Should you?
6:Wow! You sure don't want to stop!
7:<player> keeps going. Doesn't it sound like fun? Maybe <he/she> needs an extra hand.
durgan - by Unknown
1:OW! You've been hanging around Durgan, haven't you?
2:<player> just told the worst pun in the universe.
3:You groan and thwap <target> for making such a terrible pun.
4:<player> groans and thwaps <target> for making such a terrible pun.
5:You try to duck as <player> thwaps you for making such a terrible pun.
6:You sit on the ground muttering bad puns to yourself. Durgan wanna-be!
7:<player> sits on the ground muttering bad puns to <him/her>self. I suggest backing away slowly.
duuuh - by Unknown
1:You realize your ignorant mistake and exclaim .. Duuuh!
2:Realizing <his/her> ignorant mistake, <player> loudly exclaims .. Duuuh!
3:You point out <target>'s obvious ignorance and exclaim .. Duuuh!
4:Pointing out the obvious ignorance of <target>, <player> exclaims .. Duuuh!
5:Pointing out your ignorant mistake, <player> exclaims .. Duuuh!
6:How on earth did you miss that mistake!? Duuuh!
7:How on earth could <player> have missed something so obvious!? Duuuh!
dwatchmen - by Unknown
1:You let everybody know about the <(=Watchmen=)> donations policy.
2:<player> lets everybody know that <(=Watchmen=)> is always accepting donations.
3:You gently nudge <target> and tell <him/her> that <(=Watchmen=)> appreciates donations.
4:<player> tells <target> that <(=Watchmen=)> accepts any donations at all times.
5:<player> informs you that <(=Watchmen=)> is always accepting donations.
6:You show your <(=Watchmen=)> pride.
7:<player> points at <him/her>self and beams with <(=Watchmen=)> pride.
What the Line Numbers Mean
1: What you see when you give no argument:
ie, You slap nothing!
2: What other people see when you give no argument:
ie, <player> slaps nothing!
3: What you see when you DO give an argument:
ie, You slap Lasher!
4: What others see when you DO give an argument:
ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher!
5: What your target sees:
ie, Whitedragon slaps you!
6: What you see when you use 'self':
ie, You slap yourself silly!
7: What others see when you use 'self':
ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly!