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IWuvAard: Display Socials

98 applicable socials found.

hackmaster - by Unknown
1:You get out your dice bag and prepare to play Hackmaster.
2:<player> pulls out a bag of dice and prepares to kill, Hackmaster style!
3:You give <target> a fresh Hackmaster character sheet.
4:<player> gives <target> a Hackmaster character sheet.
5:<player> wants to play Hackmaster with you! Time to die!
6:Sorry, you need more than one person to play Hackmaster.
7:<player> tries to play Hackmaster by <him/her>self, aint gonna happen.
hadjust - by Unknown
1:Looks like your halo is slipping again...better adjust it, quick!
2:<player> seems to have a problem with <his/her> halo, <his/her> horns are showing!
3:You reach up and adjust <target>'s halo...no one will ever suspect...
4:<player> reaches up, adjusting <target>'s halo quickly. That was close!
5:<player> adjusts your halo for you, seems you were slipping...
6:Quick! Adjust your halo before someone suspects you aren't innocent!
7:<player> quickly adjusts <his/her> halo, hoping nobody noticed the little horns holding it up.
hail - by Unknown
1:You get on your knees and hail nothing in particular.
2:<player> gets on <his/her> knees and hails hails nothing at all.
3:You drop to the floor and hail <target>!
4:<player> drops to the floor and hails <target>!
5:<player> drops to the floor and hails you!
6:You hail yourself... How sad are you??
7:<player> hails himself as a god... Can you say ego?
hair - by Unknown
1:You run your fingers through your hair.
2:<player> runs <his/her> fingers through <his/her> hair, how vain!
3:You run your fingers through <target>'s hair.
4:<player> runs <his/her> fingers through <target>'s hair, how sweet.
5:<player> runs <his/her> fingers through your hair soothingly.
6:Having a bad hair day?
7:<player> seems to be having a bad hair day.
halo - by Unknown
1:A bright, shiny gold halo appears over your head.
2:A bright, shiny gold halo appears over <player>'s head.
3:You grab <target>'s halo and run away cackling wildly.
4:<player> grabs <target>'s halo away and flees into the night.. how cruel!
5:With an evil grin <player> grabs your halo and speeds away cackling wildly!
6:No, circling your hands above your head is pathetic not pious.
7:<player> circles <his/her> hands above <his/her> head trying to construct a halo.
hammertime - by Unknown
1:You look at your watch and notice what time it is.
2:<player> demands that everybody stop for Hammertime.
3:You scoff at <target> and <his/her> pitiful attempts to make you quit.
4:<player> is too legit for <target> to make <him/her> quit.
5:You can't seem to get <player> to quit. It must be the parachute pants.
6:You don your parachute pants and become untouchable.
7:<player> dons <his/her> parachute pants. Now you can't touch <him/her>.
hamster - by Unknown
1:You gather your attack hamsters around you!
2:<player> seems to be motioning hamsters around <him/her>self. What is <he/she> doing?
3:You order your hamsters to attack <target>!
4:<player> orders <his/her> hamsters to attack <target>! Oh, the gore!
5:<player> orders <his/her> hamsters to attack you! The pain! The agony!
6:You order your hamsters to attack the whole MUD!
7:<player> has ordered <his/her> hamsters to attack the whole MUD! AIEEEEEE!!!
hand - by Unknown
1:Kiss whose hand?
3:You kiss <his/her> hand.
4:<player> kisses <target>'s hand. How continental!
5:<player> kisses your hand. How continental !
6:You kiss your own hand.
7:<player> kisses <his/her> own hand.
handcuff - by Unknown
1:Someone going AFK? Not on your watch!
2:<player> gets out the hancuffs. Hope you're not thinking of going AFK!
3:You cackle gleefully as you handcuff <target> to <his/her> keyboard.
4:*Click* <player> just handcuffed <target> to <his/her> keyboard. Now let's see <him/her> go AFK!
5:Ack! <player> just handcuffed you to your keyboard. Better cancel your plans.
6:Must...keep...mudding...
7:<player> just handcuffed <him/her>self to <his/her> keyboard. Can you say mud-addict?
hangover - by Unknown
1:You cry to yourself in the corner.
2:<player> cries to <him/her>self in the corner. Oh cruel hangover!
3:You look at <target> with bloodshot eyes and explain about the evils of drinking.
4:<player> looks at <target> with bloodshot eyes and explains about the evils of drinking.
5:<player> looks at you with bloodshot eyes and explains about the evils of drinking.
6:Holding your head, you lay in the shower sobbing, "Why, God? Why?"
7:Holding <his/her> head, <player> lays in the shower sobbing, "Why, God? Why?"
happy - by Unknown
1:You do the happydance with everyone !
2:<player> does the happydance with everyone !
3:You do the happydance with <target> !
4:<player> does the happydance with <target> !
5:<player> does the happydance with you !
6:You do the happydance !
7:<player> does the happydance !
harem - by Unknown
1:You look around for your harem.
2:<player> peers around, looking for <his/her> harem.
3:You invite <target> to join your harem.
4:<player> gets on <his/her> hands and knees and begs <target> to join <his/her> harem.
5:<player> begs you to join <his/her> harem.
6:You have a harem! Why do you need to do THAT to yourself?!
7:<player> excuses <him/her>self while <he/she> plays harem by <him/her>self.
hate - by Unknown
1:You hate everyone in the whole freakin' world! EVERYONE JUST DIE!
2:<player> loves everybody in the world.
3:You begin to plot that bastard <target>'s death... Oh, how you hate <him/her> so.
4:<player> whispers softly to <target>.
5:<player> whispers to you sweet words of love.
6:You hate everyone and everything, including yourself. Poor thing.
7:<player> loves <him/her>self, can you believe it ?
hatechoo - by Unknown
1:Instead of relating your feelings directly, you pretend to sneeze and say "Ihatechoo".
2:<player> sneezes loudly, but you get a bad vibe from it.
3:You relate your true feelings on a subliminal level.
4:<player> sneezes towards <target>, and you get the feeling that they hate each other.
5:<player> sneezes, and suddenly you get the feeling that <he/she> hates you.
6:That's just wrong.
7:<player> tries to subliminaly tell <him/her>self that <he/she> hates <him/her>self.
haularea - by Unknown
1:You cry your woes about all the people in your area.
2:<player> growls angrily at all the people in <his/her> area.
3:You push and prod at <target> to get <him/her> to move.
4:<player> is forcibly persuading <target> to move.
5:Why is <player> telling you to haul out?
6:Get out of my area!
7:<player> attempts to drag <him/her>self out of the area.
hax0r - by Unknown
1:D00d ur w1kk3d 733+ n s+uph!!!!! u r b4dazz ha><0r d00d!
2:<player> is a 733+ |-|4><0r |)00|), now. Hurray for <him/her>.
3:Hehheh u r w4y |\/|0r3 733+ th3n <target> u badazz ha><0r!!!!!
4:<player> pelts <target> with indecipherable 733+ sp33k, d00d. Hide.
5:<player> iz |/\|4y m0r 733+ th3n u u \/\/4nx0r!!!!!
6:Wikk3|)!! u r 733+ ha><0r + u g3t ange133nuh j0l33!!!! w000000t!
7:<player> just saw Hackers, and now they won't shut up about Angie.
hboot - by Unknown
1:Who needs a boot to the head???
2:<player> thinks someone needs a boot to the head.
3:You bequeath unto <target> a boot to the head! WHAP!
4:<player> has given <target> a boot to the head! WHAP!
5:*WHAP!* <player> has just given you a boot to the head!
6:You kick your leg up and boot yourself in the head.
7:<player> kicks <his/her> leg up and boots <him/her>self in the head.
hbunny - by Unknown
1:You hop around like a cute bunny!
2:<player> hops around like a cute lil bunny!
3:You love your hunny bunny, <target>, lots! *snuggles*
4:<player> loves <his/her> hunny bunny, <target>, bunches!
5:<player> smiles and snuggles you "I love the hunny bunny lots.."
6:You hop cutely around the room.
7:<player>, that cute lil bunny, twitches <his/her> nose and hops around the room.
headbang - by Unknown
1:You headbang wildly!
2:<player> is headbanging wildly again, care to join <him/her>?
3:You headbang wildly towards <target>, causing <him/her> to RUN!!!
4:<player> is headbanging wildly towards <target>. RUN <target>, RUN!!!
5:<player> is headbanging wildly in your general direction. WATCH OUT!!!
6:You headbang wildly, but then you get SICK! GROSS!!!
7:<player> headbangs wildly, but then <he/she> gets SICK! GROSS!!!
headlay - by Unknown
1:You look around the room for a comfortable lap to rest your weary head.
2:<player> seems to be scanning the room, gazing at people's laps with a sleepy expression.
3:<target> smiles at you as you lay your head down in <his/her> lap.
4:<player> lays <his/her> head down in <target>'s lap, gazing up to <him/her> with love.
5:<player> gazes up to you with a loving expression as <he/she> lays <his/her> head down in your lap. Aww.
6:Not finding any inviting laps to lay your weary head upon, you curl up into a ball and lay your head on your knees.
7:Poor <player> can't seem to find a comfy lap to rest <his/her> weary head upon.
heartbreak - by Unknown
1:Your heart was melting, now it's breaking.
2:<player>'s heart was melting, now it's breaking.
3:You selfishly proclaim an impossible love for <target>.
4:<player> has caused <target> much undue anguish, how selfish.
5:<player> has just proclaimed undying love to you, Eek!.
6:You curl up in a fetal position and cry yourself to sleep.
7:<player> curls up in a fetal position and cries <him/her>self to sleep.
heh - by Unknown
1:You go, "Heh."
2:<player> goes, "Heh."
3:You look at <target> and go "Heh."
4:<player> looks at <target> and goes "Heh."
5:<player> looks at you and goes "Heh."
6:You look at yourself and go "Heh."
7:<player> looks at <him/her>self and goes "Heh."
hellblank - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright black sign reading " "
2:<player> waves a large bright black sign reading " "
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading " "
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading " "
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading " "
6:You scream " .. "
7:<player> screams " .. "
hellbob - by Unknown
1:You stand around stupidly waving your arms and yelling "The Hamsters are coming! The Hamsters are coming!"
2:<player> stand around stupidly waving <his/her> arms and yelling "The Hamsters are coming! The Hamsters are coming!"
3:You mix <target> a }-{ellBob Stunner! Better warn 'em first!
4:<player> hands <target> a }-{ellBob Stunner! Hopefully <target> won't explode like the last one!
5:<player> mixes you a }-{ellBob Stunner! Duck and cover!
6:You down a }-{ellBob Stunner! Suddenly you feel lightheaded and...and... *PLOP*
7:<player> downs a }-{ellBob Stunner! Uh oh! They look dizzy! A perfect target for the HAMSTERS!
hellexplore - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright cyan sign reading "EXPLORE !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright cyan sign reading "EXPLORE !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "EXPLORE !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "EXPLORE !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "EXPLORE !!"
6:You scream "EXPLORE EXPLORE EXPLORE.. 1000 times EXPLORE !!!"
7:<player> screams "EXPLORE EXPLORE EXPLORE.. 1000 times EXPLORE !!!"
hellmarry - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright pink sign reading "MARRY ME !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright pink sign reading "MARRY ME !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "MARRY ME !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "MARRY ME !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "MARRY ME !!"
6:You scream "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.. 1000 times PLEASE MARRY ME !!!"
7:<player> screams "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.. 1000 times PLEASE MARRY ME !!!"
hellmaybe - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright yellow sign reading "MAYBE !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright yellow sign reading "MAYBE !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "MAYBE !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "MAYBE !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "MAYBE !!"
6:You scream "MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE.. 1000 times MAAAAYYBEEEE !!!"
7:<player> screams "MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE.. 1000 times MAAAAYYBEEEE !!!"
hellmom - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright green sign reading "YOUR MOM !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "YOUR MOM !!"
6:You scream "YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM.. 1000 times YOUR MOM !!!"
7:<player> screams "YOUR MOM YOUR MOM YOUR MOM.. 1000 times YOUR MOM !!!"
hellno - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "NO !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "NO !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "NO !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "NO !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "NO !!"
6:You scream "NO NO NO NO NO.. 1000 times NOOOO !!!"
7:<player> screams "NO NO NO NO NO.. 1000 times NOOOO !!!"
hello - by Unknown
1:You say hello to everyone in the room.
2:<player> says hello to everyone in the room.
3:You tell <target> how truly glad you are to see <him/her>.
4:<player> tells <target> 'Hi!'
5:<player> tells you how truly glad <he/she> is that you are here.
6:You greet yourself enthusiastically.
7:<player> greets <him/her>self enthusiastically. How odd.
hellok - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright cyan sign reading "OK !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright cyan sign reading "OK !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "OK !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "OK !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "OK !!"
6:You scream "OK OK OK OK OK.. 1000 times OKKKK !!!"
7:<player> screams "OK OK OK OK OK.. 1000 times OKKKK !!!"
hellomfg - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "OMFG!!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "OMFG!!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "OMFG!!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "OMFG!!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "OMFG!!!"
6:You scream "OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!"
7:<player> screams "OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG....OMFG!!!!"
hellpossible - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright white sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright white sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!"
6:You scream "IT COULD IT COULD IT COULD.. 1000 times IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!!"
7:<player> screams "IT COULD IT COULD IT COULD.. 1000 times IT COULD BE A POSSIBILITY !!!"
hellstop - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "STOP !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "STOP !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "STOP !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "STOP !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "STOP !!"
6:You scream "STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP.. 1000 times SSSSTOOOOPPP!!!"
7:<player> screams "STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP.. 1000 times SSSSTOOOOPPP!!!"
helltitter - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "TITTER !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "TITTER !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "TITTER !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "TITTER !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "TITTER !!"
6:You scream "TITTER TITTER TITTER TITTER.. 1000 times TITTER !!!"
7:<player> screams "TITTER TITTER TITTER TITTER.. 1000 times TITTER !!!"
hellwant - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright blue sign reading "I WANT YOU !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright blue sign reading "I WANT YOU !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "I WANT YOU !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "I WANT YOU !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "I WANT YOU !!"
6:You scream "I WANT YOU! I WANT YOU!.. 1000 times I WANT YOU !!!"
7:<player> screams "I WANT YOU! I WANT YOU!.. 1000 times I WANT YOU !!!"
hellwhatever - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "WHATEVER !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "WHATEVER !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "WHATEVER !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "WHATEVER !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "WHATEVER !!"
6:You scream "WHATEVER WHATEVER WHATEVER.. 1000 times WHATEVER !!!"
7:<player> screams "WHATEVER WHATEVER WHATEVER.. 1000 times WHATEVER !!!"
hellwuv - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "WUV YOU !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "WUV YOU !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "WUV YOU !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "WUV YOU !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "WUV YOU !!"
6:You scream "WUV YOU! WUV YOU!.. 1000 times WUV YOU !!!"
7:<player> screams "WUV YOU! WUV YOU!.. 1000 times WUV YOU !!!"
hellyes - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright green sign reading "YES !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright green sign reading "YES !!"
3:You smack <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "YES !!"
4:<player> smacks <target> out of <his/her> boots with a sign reading "YES !!"
5:<player> smacks you out of your boots with a sign reading "YES !!"
6:You scream "YES YES YES YES YES.. 1000 times YEEEEESSSS !!!"
7:<player> screams "YES YES YES YES YES.. 1000 times YEEEEESSSS !!!"
hellyou - by Unknown
1:You wave a large bright red sign reading "<player> !!"
2:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "<player> !!"
3:You wave a large bright red sign reading "<target> !!"
4:<player> waves a large bright red sign reading "<target> !!"
5:<player> waves you a large bright red sign reading "<target> !!"
6:You scream "<player> <player>... 1000 times <player> !!"
7:<player> screams "<player> <player>... 1000 times <player> !!"
helperparrot - by Xantcha & Timeghost
1:Don't you feel like a parrot repeating "read HELP TOPIC" endlessly?
2:"Awk!", <player> starts parroting, "Read HELP TOPIC! Awk!"
3:With all the talking it does, <target> should at least feed your poor parrot.
4:<player>'s parrot starts repeating helpfiles endlessly to <target>.
5:Looks like <player> is turning red and growing wings! Could <he/she> be turning into a parrot?
6:Who needs you? You can leave your parrot to do this job!
7:<player> walks away, leaving behind <his/her> parrot echoing "Read the guide, Awk!"
helperwuv - by Unknown
1:You think of all those coot amazing [Helpers] and start prancing around happily.
2:<player> is in WUV with all the [Helpers]!
3:<target> Agrees and starts dancing with you about those wonderful [Helpers]!
4:<player> Is dancing with <target> screaming something about those wonderful [Helpers]!
5:<player> is dancing with you praising those amazing [Helpers]!
6:You start to dance with yourself praising those amazing [Helpers]!
7:<player> starts to dance with <him/her>self praising those awesome [Helpers]!
helpself - by Unknown
1:You tell everyone they can just help themselves if they don't like you.
2:Upset, <player> tells everyone they can just help themselves if they don't like <him/her>.
3:You tell <target> to just type 'HELP <TOPIC>'.
4:Trying to help, <player> tells <target> to just type 'HELP <TOPIC>'.
5:Trying to help, <player> tells you to just type 'HELP <TOPIC>'.
6:You remind yourself to read the helpfiles.
7:Strangely, <player> reminds <him/her>self to read the helpfiles.
hentai - by Unknown
1:You get that "Hentai" Look
2:<player> gets that "Hentai" Look
3:You point at <target> Screaming "Hentai! Hentai!".
4:<player> points at <target> screaming, "Hentai! Hentai!"
5:<player> points at you screaming "Hentai! Hentai!"
6:You start drooling as you think "Hentai" stuff.
7:Eww! <player> must be thinking Hentai thoughts, <he/she> is drooling.
hercules - by Unknown
1:You strut around, acting like Hercules.
2:<player> struts around, acting like <he/she> is Hercules.
3:You pose for <target>, acting like you are Hercules.
4:<player> poses for <target>, acting like <he/she> is Hercules.
5:<player> poses for you, acting like <he/she> is Hercules.
6:You think you are Hercules!
7:<player> seems to think <he/she>'s Hercules.
hero - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to admire as your hero.
2:<player> looks around for someone to be his hero...maybe it's you!
3:You look at <target> and chant, "H! E! R! O!... <target> is my Hero!!!"
4:<player> looks at <target> and chants, "H! E! R! O!... <target> is my Hero!!!"
5:<player> looks at you and chants, "H! E! R! O!... <target> is my Hero!!!"
6:You look at yourself and chant, "H! E! R! O!... I am my own Hero!!!"
7:<player> looks at <him/her>self and chants, "H! E! R! O!... I am my own Hero!!!"...what a dork!
heyo - by Unknown
1:You say, 'YO!' and high-five the air.
2:<player> says, 'YO!' and high-fives thin air.
3:You greet <target> with a hearty 'YO!' and a high-five.
4:<player> proves <his/her> cool is well past its sell-by date by saying 'YO!' to <target>.
5:<player> pretends to be cool by saying 'YO!' to you.
6:You say, 'YO!' and try to high-five yourself but end up looking silly.
7:<player> says 'YO!' and tries to high-five <him/her>self. What an idiot.
hhold - by Unknown
1:You reach out and grasp nothing but air.
2:<player> reaches for something, sighs, and looks disappointed.
3:You gently take <target>'s hand in yours.
4:<player> takes <target>'s hand and looks at <him/her> adoringly.
5:<player> clasps your hand with gentle and sweet affection.
6:Don't you feel a bit silly holding your own hand?
7:<player> is having a quiet moment with <him/her>self.
hhorizon - by Unknown
1:You study the math of the Hook Horizon, hoping to prevent another matter collapse.
2:<player> looks over heavy dusty books while drawing arcane symbols and numbers, yuck, maths!
3:You explain the concepts of the metaphysical Hook horizon, hoping to impart some warning to <him/her>.
4:<player> is waving <his/her> arms about and talking about event horizons or something. <target> just looks bored.
5:Event horizons.. critical masses.. useless players.. *ZZZZzz* <player> just sent you to dream world.
6:You study your books and come to a horrible conclusion, your clan has entered the Hook Horizon.
7:<player> jumps up from <his/her> books and runs off, screaming something about a critical mass of lethargy.
hiccup - by Unknown
1:*HIC*
2:<player> hiccups.
hidequickly - by Unknown
1:You quickly jump behind the sofa, hoping nobody noticed you disappear.
2:Hmm. You could swear <player> has been here just a second ago. You wonder where <he/she> went ...
3:You quickly stuff a lampshade over <target>'s head, telling <him/her> not to move.
4:Strange. You could swear <target> was here just a second ago. Now there's just <player> and a new, weird looking floor lamp.
5:It seems like <player> feels you better should hide- <he/she> stuffed a lampshade over your head and tells you not to move!
6:You leap behind the sofa in a vain attempt to hide from yourself.
7:"When you see me, tell me I'm not around", <player> goes, and leaps behind the sofa to hide from <him/her>self.
highfive - by Unknown
1:You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.
2:<player> wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.
3:You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to <target>!
4:<player> enthusiastically high-five's <target>!
5:<player> gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!
6:You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking?
7:<player> tries to high five <him/her>self, but ends up looking foolish instead.
highlander - by Unknown
1:You announce that you are "Conner MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod."
2:<player> looks you in the eyes and says "I am Conner MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod."
3:You tell <target> that you are immortal, and proceed to stab <him/her> with a dagger. Whoops, other way around!
4:<player> just stabbed <target> with a dagger! There can be only one...braincell in <his/her> head...
5:<player> looks at you, says "And I am immortal," and then stabs you in the chest with a dagger. FREAK!
6:You announce that you were "Born in 1518, on the shores of Loch Shiel."
7:<player> continues,"I was born in 1518, on the shores of Loch Shiel."
hightimes - by Unknown
1:TiMe FoR a FaTtY, bOoM bAtTy,BlUnT.
2:<player> says Its TiMe FoR a FaTtY, bOoM bAtTy,BlUnT.
3:You tell <target> Chill...Because Its TiMe FoR a FaTtY, bOoM bAtTy,BlUnT.
4:<player> Tells <target> Chill...Because Its TiMe FoR a FaTtY, bOoM bAtTy,BlUnT.
5:<player> Tells You to Chill...Because Its TiMe FoR a FaTtY, bOoM bAtTy,BlUnT.
himms - by Unknown
1:Aarrgghhh! Stupid wizi imms!
2:<player> mutters 'nassty hidden immssss!'
3:You whine to <target> about the constantly wizi imms.
4:<player> whines to <target> about the constantly wizi imms.
5:<player> whines to you about the constantly wizi imms.
6:You prepare to break a rule, just to actually SEE an imm!
7:<player> breaks a rule, then rejoices as the imms take <him/her> away.
hindenberg - by Unknown
1:You scream "Oh, the humanity!"
2:<player> screams "Oh, the humanity!"
3:You stare on in horror at <target>. "Oh, the humanity!", you cry.
4:<player> stares at <target> in horror. "Oh, the humanity!", <he/she> cries.
5:<player> stares at you in horror. "Oh, the humanity!", <he/she> cries.
6:You feel full of hot air. Well, hydrogen, anyway.
7:<player> appears to be full of hot air. Or hydrogen, possibly.
hippies - by Unknown
1:You roll and mutter in your sleep, nightmaring about hippies.
2:<player> cries out in <his/her> sleep, "Hippies, hippies.. all around me! Mum! Save me from the hippies!"
3:You accuse <target> of being a pot-smoking hippy!
4:<player> tell's <target> that they're nothing but a pot-smoking hippy, and that there'll be hell to pay!
5:<player> tell's you <he/she>'s going to open up a can of whoop-ass on you for being a pot-smoking hippy!
6:You continue to nightmare about hippies.
7:<player> cries out in <his/her> sleep, "Hippies.. they want to save the world, but they just smoke pot and smell bad!"
hippy - by Unknown
1:You run around and chase the poor old hippies...GOOD FOR YA!
2:<player> is chasing the hippies again...whose gonna it to stop <him/her>?
3:You start chasing around <target> and call <him/her> a hippy!
4:<player> is chasing around <target>, and accusing <him/her> of being a hippy...Whats <he/she> on?
5:OMG! <player> is chasing you, calling you a hippy! RUN..RUN FAR AWAY!
6:You are accusing yourself of being a hippy...What are you on?
7:<player> is accusing <him/her>self of being a hippy again...call the rubber room!
hmeow - by Unknown
1:You meow happily and prance around.
2:<player> meows happily and prances around.
3:You meow happily at <target> for being nice.
4:<player> meows happily at <target> while prancing around them.
5:<player> meows happily at you for being good.
6:You meow happily at yourself for having such a perfect tail.
7:<player>meows happily at <him/her>self for being so perfect.
hmm - by Unknown
1:You go, "Hmmmm."
2:<player> goes, "Hmmmm."
3:You "Hmmmm" at <target>.
4:<player> looks at <target> and goes "Hmmmm."
5:<player> looks at you and goes "Hmmmm."
6:You look at yourself and go "Hmmmm."
7:<player> looks at <him/her>self and goes "Hmmmm."
hmmnod - by Unknown
1:You go "Hmmm ..." as you slowly nod your head.
2:<player> goes "Hmmm ..." as <he/she> slowly nods <his/her> head.
3:You contemplatively look at <target>, slowly nodding your head and going, "Hmmm ...".
4:<player> contemplatively looks at <target>, while slowly nodding <his/her> head and going, "Hmmm ...".
5:<player> gives you a contemplative look as <he/she> slowly nods <his/her> head and goes, "Hmmm ...".
6:Yes, you might be right this time, for once. Or so it would appear. Who knows?
7:You just witnessed one of the rare occasions where <player> thinks <he/she> can agree with <him/her>self.
hobo - by Unknown
1:You prepare to achieve the coveted status of QP HOBO!!
2:<player> actually believes that <he/she> can become a QP HOBO!!
3:<target> jumps up and down, for you have made <him/her> Hobo for a day!
4:You weep as you realize <target> now wields the power of the HOBO!
5:<player> has made you a QP HOBO! You run home to mother and cry..
6:Oh yeah, you look reeeaaal good as Questor's Bitch!
7:<player> moos like a chicken, then runs off to lick Questor's toe jam!
hockey - by Unknown
1:You declare, "I'd rather be playing hockey."
2:<player> shrugs and says, "I'd rather be playing hockey."
3:You look at <target> and think, "I'd rather be playing hockey."
4:<player> looks at <target> and says, "I'd rather be playing hockey."
5:<player> looks at you and says, "I'd rather be playing hockey."
6:Unable to entertain yourself, you decide to go play hockey.
7:<player> looks bored. Perhaps you should suggest he go play hockey?
hods - by Neeper
1:You say 'hods'
2:<player> says 'hods'
3:You tell <target> 'hods'
4:<player> tells <target> 'hods'
5:<player> tells you 'hods'
6:You say 'sdoh'
7:<player> says 'sdoh'
hof - by Roxane
1:Patiently, you explain to everyone the difference between "ho" and "HO".
2:Giggling, <player> asks, "Do you know what a 'Home Office' is?"
3:Rolling your eyes, you wonder, "When will these people ever learn?!"
4:Is <player> telling <target> that <he/she> is a Home Office? Wtf?!
5:GASP! <player> says to you, "Omg, you're, like, such a Home Office!"
6:Oh, yeah, baby! You're something special! You're the perfect Home Office!
7:Snap! <player> tells you, "Whatever! You're just a Home Office wannabe!"
hogtie - by Unknown
1:Who do you want to tie up?
2:<player> looks around with a length of rope in <his/her> hands.
3:You jump on <target> and tie <his/her> hands and feet together.
4:<player> jumps on <target> and ties <his/her> hands and feet together.
5:<player> surprises you by leaping on you and roping you into a tight bundle.
6:With great dexterity you indulge in a little self-bondage.
7:Somehow <player> has managed to tie <him/her>self up. Strange...
holygrail - by Unknown
1:You chant, "Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem."... then hit yourself with a book.
2:<player> chants, "Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem," while thumping themself with a book.
3:You command <target> to go on a quest to find you, a Shrubbery!
4:<player> tells <target> to find <him/her> a, Shrubbery!
5:<player> has sent you on a quest to search for, a Shrubbery!
6:You declare yourself as a Knight who says "Ni!"
7:<player> is a Knight who says "Ni!" The pain the pain!
homage - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to pay homage to.
2:<player> looks around for someone to pay homage to.
3:You pay homage to <target>.
4:<player> pays homage to <target>.
5:<player> acknowledges your superiority.
6:You look for someone to proclaim your superior.
7:<player> looks around for someone to pay homage to.
homework - by Unknown
1:Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...
2:<player> looks stricken. Could <he/she> have blown off some important homework?
honk - by Unknown
1:You pull out a huge hankie and honk your nose loudly.
2:<player> pulls out a huge hankie and honks <his/her> nose loudly.
3:You pull out a large hankie and honk your nose at <target>.
4:<player> pulls out a large hankie and honks <his/her> nose at <target>.
5:<player> pulls out a large hankie and honks <his/her> nose at you.
6:You want to honk yourself? Sounds illegal.
7:<player> tries to honk <him/her>self. I'd be leery of <player>.
honor - by Unknown
1:Whom do you wish to honor?
2:<player> is looking for an honorable person.
3:You brandish your weapon and give a salute of honor to <target>.
4:<player> brandishes <his/her> weapon and gives a salute of honor to <target>.
5:<player> brandishes <his/her> weapon in a salute of honor to you.
6:You give yourself a salute of honor.
7:<player> gives <him/her>self a salute of honor, you wonder if <he/she>'s okay.
hooch - by Unknown
1:Your mouth burns as thirst overcomes you... you need HOOCH!
2:<player> types with one hand, and.... drinks Hooch in the other!
3:You reach over to <target>, tap <him/her> on the shoulder, and swipe <his/her> Hooch.
4:<player> distracts <target> and swipes <his/her> Hooch, then chugs it down!
5:What was that? Huh?!?!! HEY!! <player> JUST TOOK THE HOOCH!
6:You take a big swig of Hooch and get back to coding extra friend slots.
7:<player> takes a big swig of Hooch and gets back to coding extra friend slots.
hookerjoke - by Mendaloth
1:Refusing to break new ground you go for the obvious joke.
2:OMG <player> just realized a member of Hook is called a Hooker just like a prostitute!
3:ROFL, HAHA, o-}Hookers{-o are prostitutes. Where'd <target> come up with that?
4:<player> really loves <target's> joke. So original. o-}Hookers{-o are prostitutes, HAHA!
5:<player> loves your joke about o-}Hookers{-o and wonders how you thought of it?
6:You officially retire the o-}Hookers{-o are prostitutes joke.
7:<player> has officially retired the o-}Hookers{-o are prostitutes joke.
hop - by Unknown
1:You hop around like a little kid.
2:<player> hops around like a little kid.
hophophophop - by Unknown
1:You bound about the room, unable to control your excitement.
2:It looks like <player> has gotten into the sugar again.
3:You drag <target> with you as you bounce around. Somehow <he/she> doesn't seem pleased.
4:<player> is dragging <target> around the room, slamming <him/her> into everything in <his/her> path.
5:<player> happily drags you around the room, slamming you into chairs, walls and small children.
6:Whoa.... Ritalin time.
7:You're not sure what <player> is doing, but it involves glue, a weasel, and lots of silly putty...
horsey - by Unknown
1:You're the cutest Horsey girl ever!
2:<player> thinks <he/she> is the cutest Horsey girl. Hrmm.
3:You declare that you are a cuter Horsey Girl than <target>.
4:<player> is a way cuter Horsey Girl than <target>! at least <he/she> thinks...
5:<player> sez <he/she> is more Horsey than you. What have you got to say about that?
6:You're a cuter Horsey Girl than <player>. Wait a second...
7:<player> is a cuter Horsey Girl than <player>. Bleh, just don't ask any questions.
hose - by Unknown
1:You look around for somebody to hose down.
2:<player> looks around for somebody to hose down.
3:You mercilessly hose down <target>.
4:<player> mercelessly hoses down <target>.
5:<player> mercilessly hoses you down!
6:You hose yourself down... refreshing!
7:<player> hoses <him/her>self down. It must have been refreshing.
hotchocolate - by Unknown
1:Mmmm. You inhale the sweet aroma of your hot chocolate.
2:Your mouth waters as the smell of <player>'s hot chocolate wafts through the air.
3:Divining <target>'s need for a hot drink, you offer <him/her> a cup of hot chocolate.
4:You grow jealous as <player> offers <target> a nice, hot cup of hot chocolate.
5:How sweet! <player> hands you a nice, hot cup of hot chocolate.
6:You gulp down your cup of hot chocolate, savoring the flavor.
7:<player> has hot chocolate and <he/she>'s not giving any to you!
hotkiss - by Unknown
1:You look around the room for that someone special to give a kiss to.
2:<player> looks around for someone special to kiss. Perhaps <he/she>'ll choose you.
3:You take <target> in your arms and place a long, hot, passion filled kiss on <his/her> lips.
4:<player> takes <target> in <his/her> arms and gives <him/her> a long, hot kiss. How sweet.
5:<player> holds you close and places a long, hot, passion filled kiss on your lips.
6:You draw a little face on your hand and practice your kissing technique.
7:Eeww! <player> draws a little face on <his/her> hand and proceeds to snog it.. with tongue.
hotsheep - by Unknown
1:You know that you're hot sheep, and tell everybody so.
2:<player> knows that <he/she> is hot sheep, and tells you so.
3:You point at <target>, yelling loudly, "You are hot sheep!"
4:<player> proclaims that <target> is hot sheep!
5:<player> tells everybody that you are hot sheep!
6:You eye a hot sheep, and your breathing gets heavy.
7:<player> is looking at the sheep again. Maybe <he/she> needs more human companionsheep?
hottie - by Unknown
1:You scan the crowd looking for a sexy swinger.
2:<player> scopes all da hotties in the room...
3:<target> is such a HOTTIE! *drool*
4:<player> thinks <target> is a HOTTIE!
5:Apparently, <player> thinks that you are pretty hot.
6:You vain stud, you!
7:<player>, that vain swinger, <he/she> thinks <he/she>'s so hot!
howl - by Unknown
1:You howl at the moon.
2:<player> howls at the moon.
3:You howl soulfully at <target>.
4:<player> howls at <target>.
5:<player> howls soulfully at you.
hrmph - by Unknown
1:You hrmph at everyone in the room.
2:<player> hrmphs for no apparent reason.
3:You hrmph violently at <target>, showing your irritation.
4:<player> hrmphs at <target>, sounding extremely annoyed.
5:<player> hrmphs at you, sounding perturbed.
6:You hrmph at yourself in irritation.
7:<player> hrmphs at <him/her>self in irritation.
htoss - by Unknown
1:Hmph. Why do you even waste your time with people who are so inferior to you?
2:Trying to look superior, <player> casually tosses <his/her> hair back. The nerve of some people...
3:You toss your hair back and smile smugly at <target>, who is clearly inferior to you.
4:In all <his/her> pretentious glory, <player> tosses <his/her> hair at poor little <target>.
5:How arrogant! <player> just tossed <his/her> hair at you. Who does <he/she> think <he/she> is, anyway?
6:Your attempt to toss your hair at yourself has left you with an irritated eye and a bruised ego.
7:You laugh at <player>, who hurt <him/her>self after trying to toss <his/her> own hair at <him/her>self.
huff - by Unknown
1:You huff, and puff, and blow the house down.
2:<player> huffs, and puffs, and huffs, and puffs, and blows the house down.
3:You plead with <target>, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in!"
4:<player> is huffing and puffing at <target>'s door again, will <he/she> ever give up?
5:<player> pleads with you, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in!"
6:You exhaust yourself huffing and puffing.
7:<player> exhausts <him/her>self huffing and puffing.
hug - by Unknown
1:Hug who?
3:You hug <him/her>.
4:<player> hugs <target>.
5:<player> hugs you.
6:You hug yourself.
7:<player> hugs <him/her>self in a vain attempt to get friendship.
hug2k - by Unknown
1:You Log your CYBERframeBUS on2 www.hug.com port HUG.
2:<player> techKNOWS it's HUG2King time in the Tech-Zone!
3:You TeCHnohUG <target>... MechaCyberStyle!
4:<player> Y2Khugs <target>... Y2K Style!
5:<player> Y2Khugs you in the DIGI-ZONE... Cyberrific!
6:<his/her> <his/her> HELLO mr. crenshaw do you have a hi for huh fop?
7:Friednship IS god erO I LIKE FRIENDS hilfrp <player>!!!
huggle - by Arlenia
1:You look around for someone to hold.
2:<player> looks around for someone to hold.
3:You run over to <target> and give <him/her> a sweet HUGGLE!
4:<player> runs over to <target> and gives <him/her> a sweet HUGGLE!
5:<player> runs over to you and gives you a sweet HUGGLE!
6:You HUGGLE yourself cuz noone else will!
7:<player> HUGGLES <him/her>self cuz noone else will!
humbug - by Unknown
1:Bah! Humbug!
2:<player> mumbles something about how the proletariat has destroyed all the happiness and joy of Christmas, and peddles its shoddy wares on the herd-like masses.
3:You turn to <target>, screaming "Bah! Humbug!", and turn a bright red as they smile and give you a Christmas present. My, you are a loser, after all.
4:<target> ignores <player>'s attempts to ruin Christmas, and gives <him/her> a present.
5:<player>'s eyes go wide and <he/she> blurts out "Bah! Humbug!". How sad and pathetic. You give them a present anyways.
6:My, aren't we just a bundle of holiday joy?
7:<player> does <his/her> best impression of Mr. Scrooge, and fails miserably. Even that loser can't help but enjoy the holiday season.
humm - by Unknown
1:You hum a little tune.
2:<player> hums a familiar tune.
3:You hum <his/her> favorite tune to <him/her>.
4:<player> hums a quick song in the ear of <target>.
5:<player> hums your favorite song to you.
6:You hum a little diddy to yourself.
7:<player> hums a little song to <him/her>self.
hummingbird - by Unknown
1:You flutter about the room under the delusion that you are a hummingbird.
2:<player> flutters about the room under the delusion that <he/she> is a hummingbird.
3:You flutter ceaselessly around <target>.
4:<player> flutters ceaselessly around <target>.
5:<player> flutters ceaselessly around you.
6:Overcome by delusions of hummingbirdness, you attempt to flutter around yourself.
7:Overcome by delusions of hummingbirdness, <player> attempts to flutter around <him/her>self.
humpleg - by Unknown
1:Your primitive side takes over and forces you to hump random people's legs.
2:Curious eyes follow <player> as <he/she> runs around the room to hump every leg.
3:You toss yourself at <target> and hump <his/her> leg wildly!
4:<player> humps <target>'s leg wildly!!! EEEWW!!!!
5:Eck! <player> is humping your leg again! Get <him/her> off! Get <him/her> off!
6:You curl into an intricate knot and try to hump your own leg.
7:Uh oh... <player> is trying to hump <his/her> own leg again. Time to call a medic.
hungrymeow - by Unknown
1:You meow hungrily and beg for food. Feed Me!
2:<player> meows hungrily and begs for food. Hungry!
3:You meow hungrily at <target> and beg <his/her> for food.
4:<player> meows hungrily at <target> while begging for food.
5:<player> meows hungrily at you. Feed Me!
6:You meow hungrily at your tail and think of dinner.
7:<player> meows hungrily at <his/her> own tail and thinks of dinner.
huntwuv - by Unknown
1:You glance arond for someone to take into the woods and "hunt" with.
2:<player> looks around for someone to join <him/her> in the woods.
3:Carrying <target> into the woods, you find a good place for some "hunting".
4:<player> runs into the woods with <target>, what could they be doing in there??
5:<player> sweeps you off your feet, and carries you into the woods for some "hunting".
6:You decide "hunting" isn't a solo sport
7:<player> runs madly into the woods alone, dropping articles left and right...
hurricane - by Unknown
1:You start to sing loud and wrong: "Here comes the story of the Hurricane!".
2:<player> sings loud and wrong: "Here comes the story of the Hurricane!".
3:You sing to <target>: "Here comes the story of the Hurricane!".
4:HELP! <player> sings to <target>: "Here comes the story of the Hurricane!".
5:HELP! <player> sings to you: "Here comes the story of the Hurricane!".
6:You start dancing and sing: "Here comes the story of the Hurricane!".
7:<player> dances alone and sings: "Here comes the story of the Hurricane!".
hush - by Unknown
1:SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2:<player> requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...
3:You nicely ask <target> to be more quiet.
4:<player> nicely asks <target> to be more quiet.
5:<player> kindly requests that you please quiet down.
6:You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.
7:<player> covers <his/her> mouth in an attempt to silence <him/her>self.
hustle - by Unknown
1:You do the HOOK clan dance......THE HUSTLE!!
2:<player> is doing the HOOK HUSTLE!!
3:You and <target> boogie down to the HOOK HUSTLE!
4:<player> and <target> do the HOOK HUSTLE!
5:<player> steps to you and begins to do the HUSTLE!
6:You do the hustle with yourself? What's wrong? No date?
7:<player> must be bored...He is doing the HOOK HUSTLE!
hype - by Unknown
1:/Don't/ believe [the] o-}HypE{-o.
2:<player> walks around tacking signs to <his/her> forehead.
3:You explain to <target> about the hype.
4:<player> dresses up in a giant chicken costume and runs around naked.
5:<player> tells you to type "hype". It will solve your problem.
6:You free yourself from the hype.
7:<player> runs around freeing the weasels and sheep of the world.
What the Line Numbers Mean
1: What you see when you give no argument:
ie, You slap nothing!
2: What other people see when you give no argument:
ie, <player> slaps nothing!
3: What you see when you DO give an argument:
ie, You slap Lasher!
4: What others see when you DO give an argument:
ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher!
5: What your target sees:
ie, Whitedragon slaps you!
6: What you see when you use 'self':
ie, You slap yourself silly!
7: What others see when you use 'self':
ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly!