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| 1: | You pace around the room in agitation. |
| 2: | <player> paces around the room with an agitated expression. |
| 3: | You pace around <target>, wearing a path around <him/her>. |
| 4: | <player> paces around <target>, wearing a rather large path . |
| 5: | <player> paces around you. It's starting to make your head spin. |
| 6: | You pace around yourself, making yourself quite dizzy. |
| 7: | <player> paces around <him/her>self, looking rather dizzy. |
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| 1: | You pack your bags, it's time to move the clan again! |
| 2: | <player> packs <his/her> bags, it's time to move the clan again! |
| 3: | As you pack your bags to move the clan again, you tell <target>, "It was either this or nopk!" |
| 4: | As <player> packs <his/her> bags to move the clan again, <he/she> tells <target>, "It was either this or nopk!" |
| 5: | As <player> packs <his/her> bags to move the clan again, <he/she> tells you, "It was either this or nopk!" |
| 6: | You mutter to yourself, "They tried to raid us! We have to move again!" |
| 7: | <player> mutters to <him/her>self, "They tried to raid us! We have to move again!" |
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| 1: | You tap a long paddle against the palm of your hand, looking stern. |
| 2: | Uh oh... <player> is getting the paddle out. Someone's in trouble! |
| 3: | You spank <target> vigorously, until <his/her> bottom is fiery red! |
| 4: | <player> gives <target> a blistering paddling. It even hurts to watch. |
| 5: | <player> spanks you LONG and HARD. You feel like a naughty child. |
| 6: | You strap yourself into your spanking machine for some hot bottom fun! |
| 7: | <player> straps <him/her>self into <his/her> spanking machine. Woohoo! |
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| 1: | You wield your pain stick and wave it about menacingly! |
| 2: | <player> salivates, <his/her> pupils dilating as <he/she> holds <his/her> pain stick ready. |
| 3: | You lunge hungeringly for <target>, inflicting untold agony with your PAIN STICK! |
| 4: | <target> begs for mercy as <player> unleashes bouts of agony with <his/her> PAIN STICK! |
| 5: | You experience untold suffering as <player> strikes you with <his/her> PAIN STICK! |
| 6: | PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 7: | You watch in disgust as <player> sadistically tortures <him/her>self with <his/her> PAIN STICK! |
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| 1: | You look for other paladins to join your righteous cause. |
| 2: | <player> glances around the room, searching for holy crusaders. |
| 3: | You look into <target>'s soul, searching for Truth and Honor. |
| 4: | <player> whispers a prayer as <he/she> looks into the soul of <target>. |
| 5: | Your spine tingles as <player> looks into your soul for Truth and Honor. |
| 6: | You prepare for a holy crusade. |
| 7: | <player> polishes <his/her> armor and sharpens <his/her> sword, preparing for war. |
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| 1: | You whip a diaper out of your bag and look around for someplace to change. |
| 2: | <player> gets out a diaper and looks around for somewhere to change. |
| 3: | Pulling a spare diaper out of your bag, you ask <target> if <he/she> needs a change. |
| 4: | You gasp as you catch <player> changing <target>'s diaper. |
| 5: | <player> waves a diaper in front of you and asks if you need a change. |
| 6: | You apply baby powder and a diaper to your own cute little bottom. |
| 7: | Baby powder flies everywhere and you see a flash of <player>'s cute little bottom as <he/she> changes <his/her> own diaper. |
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| 1: | You slowly remove your panties... |
| 2: | You drool as <player> slowly removes <his/her> panties. Weirdo! |
| 3: | To show how much you love your IDOL, you throw your panties to <target>. |
| 4: | <player> throws <his/her> panties to <target>, <his/her> IDOL. |
| 5: | OMG! Yet another pair of panties to my collection. You yell "More!" to <player>. |
| 6: | You put your panties on your head and run away like a madman... |
| 7: | <player> puts <his/her> panties on <his/her> head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again. |
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| 1: | Oops, someone's underwear seems to be hanging from your ear. |
| 2: | Strutting around with a pair of panties hanging from <his/her> ear, <player> is the epitome of style! |
| 3: | <target> gasps in amazement as you slip <his/her> panties off with your teeth. |
| 4: | You stare in amazement as <player> rips <target>'s panties off with <his/her> teeth. |
| 5: | In one swift move, <player> rips off your panties using nothing but <his/her> teeth. |
| 6: | You almost throw out your back as your bend over and chew on your panties. |
| 7: | Bending over backwards, <player> chews on the edge of <his/her> panties. |
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| 1: | You grin menacingly as you look for the next person to pants! |
| 2: | <player> is looking for someone to pants again, LOOKOUT! |
| 3: | Using the power of the Fae you sneak up & pants <target>. |
| 4: | With a sick, evil grin, <player> runs up to <target> and pants' <him/her>. |
| 5: | With a cackle, <player> pulls your pants to the ground. |
| 6: | In a desperate attempt for attention you pants yourself. |
| 7: | You almost feel sorry for <player> as <he/she> pants' <him/her>self. |
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| 1: | You look around for them.. they're coming for you! |
| 2: | <player> seems mighty jumpy. Perhaps you should go talk to them... |
| 3: | You peer at <target>, they might be one of them! |
| 4: | <player> peers at <target> and suddenly bolts off over the horizon! |
| 5: | <player> seems to be looking at you quite oddly. Wonder whats wrong.. |
| 6: | You scream, "Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get me!!" |
| 7: | <player> screams something out and runs off into the hills! |
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| 1: | You see red and scream with anger - SPARTA SPARTA BUZERANTU PARTAAAAA! |
| 2: | <player> fumes and screams - SPARTA SPARTA BUZERANTU PARTAAAAA! |
| 3: | Sweet revenge! You beat the bejeezus out of <target> with your sharpened hockey stick! Muahaaa! |
| 4: | <player> beats the bejeezus out of <target> with his sharpened hockey stick! Hide your jersey quickly! |
| 5: | Damn! After the beating from <player> you admit that your hockey team is a bunch of sore losers! |
| 6: | You feel confident as you look around expecting somebody to challenge your ice hockey team. |
| 7: | <player> defiantly taps <his/her> hockey stick while mumbling <his/her> favorite ice hockey team cheers. |
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| 1: | You patiently try to explain it again, typing extra-slowly. |
| 2: | You notice <player> sigh as <he/she> patiently tries to explain it yet again. |
| 3: | You patiently try to explain it again in words that <target> will find in <his/her> dictionary. |
| 4: | You see <target>'s lips move as <he/she> is reading what <player> just explains to <him/her>. |
| 5: | With great patience, <player> tries to explain it to you yet again. |
| 6: | You take a deep breath trying to calm yourself. |
| 7: | <player> takes a deep breath as <he/she> is trying to calm <him/her>self. |
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| 1: | You throw peanuts up into the air, hitting everyone around. |
| 2: | <player> throws peanuts into the air, hitting all of you. |
| 3: | Sitting in the peanut gallery, you take aim and *WHAM* hit <target> right in the face! |
| 4: | <player>, sitting in the peanut gallery, takes aim and nails <target> in the face! |
| 5: | *WHAM* You're hit in the face with a peanut, thrown by <player>, sitting in the gallery. |
| 6: | You take aim and smack yourself with a peanut! |
| 7: | Time for <player> to leave the peanut gallery, <he/she>'s hitting <him/her>self! |
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| 1: | You whip out your sketchbook and doodle. |
| 2: | <player> whips out a pen and draws furtively in <his/her> sketchbook. |
| 3: | Out comes the sketchbook, another lewd sketch of <target> in the making. |
| 4: | <player> mutters about nude models, but sketches <target> anyway. |
| 5: | You, two nekkid fidos and a cherimoya?! What did <player> draw?! |
| 6: | Your attempt at a self portrait fails miserably. |
| 7: | <player> strips off <his/her> clothing and practices <his/her> life drawing. |
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| 1: | Humm now who do you want to knee? |
| 2: | <player> looks around for someone to share a good kneeing with, HIDE! |
| 3: | You knee <target> passionately in the groin, it seems to last forever... |
| 4: | <player> gives <target> a knee to the groin, be lucky it isn't you! |
| 5: | <player> quickly slams <his/her> knee into your crotch! Oh will the pain end? |
| 6: | You are not that dexterous, perhaps you should try kneeing someone else? |
| 7: | <player> is trying to knee <him/her>self, perhaps you should do it for |
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| 1: | Phew! That was too close for words... |
| 2: | <player> wipes <his/her> brow with obvious relief. |
| 3: | You share your obvious relief with <him/her>. |
| 4: | <player> glances at <target>, a look of obvious relief on <his/her> face. |
| 5: | <player> glances at you, a look of obvious relief on <his/her> face. |
| 6: | You mutter to yourself in obvious relief, wiping your brow. |
| 7: | <player> mutters in obvious relief, wiping <his/her> brow. |
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| 1: | You fantasise about your fetish of small men with cherub cheeks and hairy feet. |
| 2: | <player> sits back and relaxes, murmuring something about hairy feet. |
| 3: | You ask the hobbit <target> if <he/she> wants to go 'blow the Horn of Gondor'. |
| 4: | <target> and <player> go off holding hands talking about the 'Horn of Gondor'. |
| 5: | <player> asks you to come with <him/her> and 'blow the Horn of Gondor', sounds fun! |
| 6: | You do the pointy hat trick hoping to impress a few hobbits. |
| 7: | <player> the mighty wizard does the pointy hat trick, Oooooh. |
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| 1: | Funny how English tobbaconist's look back at you when you try to buy something. |
| 2: | <player> will not buy this tobacconist's. It is scratched! |
| 3: | Asking <target> for cigarettes, you say "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected." |
| 4: | Studying <his/her> phrasebook, <player> asks <target>, "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected." |
| 5: | After studying <his/her> phrasebook, <player> asks you "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected." |
| 6: | They cannot arrest you for buying cigarrets! |
| 7: | <player> exclaims, "My nipples explode with delight!" |
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| 1: | You begin to recite all you know of pi. |
| 2: | <player> starts-3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097 |
| 3: | <target> has been informed that there's so much more to pi than 3.14. |
| 4: | <player> yells at <target>, "There is more to pi than just 3.14!" |
| 5: | <player> grabs your shirt and tells you "There's more to pi than 3.14!" |
| 6: | You mumble under your breath to yourself, "It must end!" |
| 7: | You hear <player> mumble something about the great number pi. |
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| 1: | You continue what you know of pi, ending with an ellipses. |
| 2: | 4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282...-ends <player>. |
| 3: | <target> looks at you oddly as you ask how many digits of pi they know. |
| 4: | <player> walks up to <target>, asking something about numbers. |
| 5: | <player> walks up and asks, "So, how many digits of pi do you know?" |
| 6: | You reassure yourself that pi does not and cannot end? |
| 7: | <player> is sure that pi can never end. |
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| 1: | You poke at the air, trying to invade its personal space. Moron. |
| 2: | You laugh as <player> attempts to invade air's personal space. |
| 3: | You invade <target>'s personal space by poking at random areas around <him/her>. |
| 4: | <player> intimidates <target> with the wrath of personal space invasion. |
| 5: | Your personal space is being invaded by <player>!!! RUN!!! |
| 6: | You invade your own personal space. Yeah, you're a smart one. |
| 7: | What an idiot, <player> is trying to invade <his/her> own personal space. |
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| 1: | You declare yourself the scourge of the seven seas! |
| 2: | <player> states "Argh Matey" and begins searching for treasure. |
| 3: | You attempt to convince <target> that you really are a pirate. |
| 4: | <player> starts staggering toward <target> after drinking a bottle of water. What's going on? |
| 5: | <player> nods at you and drinks a bottle of water, pretending it is a keg of rum. |
| 6: | You grab a stick for a pegleg and imagine a parrot on your shoulder. You are a true pirate now! |
| 7: | You wonder why <player> is hobbling about and pretending <he/she> has a parrot. |
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| 1: | You take a cookie from 26.bag and scream BANZAIIII! |
| 2: | <player> takes a cookie from 26.bag and screams BANZAIIII! |
| 3: | You transfer <target> into a small cookie, <he/she> is Pishkotised! |
| 4: | <player> transfers <target> into a small cookie, eat <him/her>, eat <him/her>! |
| 5: | <player> transfers you into a small cookie, you are now Pishkotised! |
| 6: | You declare yourself the family head of czech MUD mafia! |
| 7: | <player> declares self the family head of czech MUD mafia! |
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| 1: | You wish you were a [**> PKGOD <**]!! |
| 2: | <player> wants to be a [**> PKGOD <**]!! |
| 3: | You tell <target> 'I pk'd you and it only cost me 25,000 qps 40 tp and 30 mil gold, your r sux and i r l33t.' |
| 4: | <player> says 'I pk'd <target> and it only cost me 25,000 qps 40 tp and 30 mil gold, <target> r sux and i r l33t.' |
| 5: | <player> tells you I pk'd you and it only cost me 25,000 qps 40 tp and 30 mil gold, your r sux and i r l33t.' |
| 6: | You claim to be a [**> PKGOD <**]!! |
| 7: | <player> says <he/she> is a [**> PKGOD <**]!! |
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| 1: | You get bored and decide to stir up some entertainment on Gclan. |
| 2: | <player> must be bored; <he/she> is trying to stir up Gclan. |
| 3: | You call <target> a whiner and a quaffer, then smack <him/her> with a metal chair. |
| 4: | <player> just called <target> a whiner and a quaffer, then smacked <him/her> with a metal chair. |
| 5: | <player> starts hurling pk-related insults at you, then smacks you into next week with a metal chair. |
| 6: | You start to complain about PKing on any channel that will listen. |
| 7: | <player> must be bored; <he/she> is spamming Gclan with PK-insults again. |
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| 1: | You walk carefully along the plank and peer down into the shark infested waters. |
| 2: | <player> walks up to the end of the plank and stares over the edge. |
| 3: | Holding your sword to <target>'s neck, you force <him/her> to walk the plank. *Splish* |
| 4: | You laugh mercilessly as <player> forces <target> to plummet from the plank into the icy water. |
| 5: | The prick of <player>'s sword lingering on your neck, you tumble off the plank into the water. |
| 6: | Unable to overcome your urge to be one with the sharks, you throw yourself off the plank. |
| 7: | You suspect <player> forgot <his/her> meds again as you watch <him/her> leap from the plank. |
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| 1: | As the PMS Cramps kick in, you start thinking 'Redrum, Redrum.'' |
| 2: | You cringe in fear as you realize <player> has PMS! Run away!! RUN AWAY!! |
| 3: | You take your PMS out on <target>, which doesn't make you feel better, but is lots of fun! |
| 4: | You watch happily as <player> takes <his/her> PMS out on <target> and not you! |
| 5: | <player> starts screaming at you in strange tongues and muttering something about Testosterone and shotguns. |
| 6: | You buckle over in pain. Guess you forgot to take the Motrin©? |
| 7: | <player> buckles over from PMS cramps. Is this is your cue to leave? |
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| 1: | You point around in confusion, then shrug helplessly. |
| 2: | <player> points around in confusion, then shrugs helplessly. |
| 3: | You point to indicate <target>. |
| 4: | <player> points, indicating <target>. |
| 5: | <player> points, indicating you. |
| 6: | You stand firm and firmly point to indicate yourself. |
| 7: | <player> stands firm, and firmly points at <him/her>self. |
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| 1: | You point down, directing everyone's attention that way. |
| 2: | <player> points, directing everyone's attention down. |
| 3: | You point down, directing <target>'s attention. |
| 4: | <player> points, directing <target>'s attention down. |
| 5: | <player> points, directing your attention down. |
| 6: | You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention down. |
| 7: | <player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention down. |
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| 1: | You point east, directing everyone's attention that way. |
| 2: | <player> points, directing everyone's attention east. |
| 3: | You point east, directing <target>'s attention. |
| 4: | <player> points, directing <target>'s attention east. |
| 5: | <player> points, directing your attention east. |
| 6: | You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention east. |
| 7: | <player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention east. |
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| 1: | You point north, directing everyone's attention that way. |
| 2: | <player> points, directing everyone's attention north. |
| 3: | You point north, directing <target>'s attention. |
| 4: | <player> points, directing <target>'s attention north. |
| 5: | <player> points, directing your attention north. |
| 6: | You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention north. |
| 7: | <player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention north. |
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| 1: | You point south, directing everyone's attention that way. |
| 2: | <player> points, directing everyone's attention south. |
| 3: | You point south, directing <target>'s attention. |
| 4: | <player> points, directing <target>'s attention south. |
| 5: | <player> points, directing your attention south. |
| 6: | You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention south. |
| 7: | <player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention south. |
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| 1: | You point up, directing everyone's attention that way. |
| 2: | <player> points, directing everyone's attention up. |
| 3: | You point up, directing <target>'s attention. |
| 4: | <player> points, directing <target>'s attention up. |
| 5: | <player> points, directing your attention up. |
| 6: | You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention up. |
| 7: | <player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention up. |
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| 1: | You point west, directing everyone's attention that way. |
| 2: | <player> points, directing everyone's attention west. |
| 3: | You point west, directing <target>'s attention. |
| 4: | <player> points, directing <target>'s attention west. |
| 5: | <player> points, directing your attention west. |
| 6: | You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention west. |
| 7: | <player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention west. |
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| 1: | Gotta get 'em all! You pathetic, pathetic person. |
| 2: | <player> is so cool, <he/she> spends hundreds of dollars on little bits of cardboard, and cries if any of them go missing. |
| 3: | Hey, <target>, wanna pay lots of money for this crappy piece of mass-produced garbage? |
| 4: | <player> displays <his/her> collection of Pokemon cards, and offers to sell them to <target>. What a gimp. |
| 5: | Oh, great, <player> is trying to sell you a bunch of Pokemon crap. These kind of people should be euthanised. |
| 6: | You sit in a corner, playing with your only friends, Pokemon cards. |
| 7: | <player> sits in a corner, playing with <his/her> pokemon cards. Freak. |
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| 1: | You open up a Pokeball and smash the contents, laughing maniacally. |
| 2: | <player> figures 'Gotta kill 'em all!' is a much better slogan and goes Pokemon hunting! |
| 3: | You invite <target> to help you kill Pokemon! Surely <he/she> hates them as well... |
| 4: | <player> whispers to <target> something about 'That evil Charmander conspiracy...' and they both wander off with large sticks. |
| 5: | <player> sings that damned Pokemon song to you one too many times and you vow vengeance on all of Pikachu's cartoon kin! |
| 6: | You declare your hatred for all Pokemon and Pokemon merchandise with a loud scream! |
| 7: | <player> stands over a cute, whimpering Dugtrio and begins to stab it viciously till it quits moving. |
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| 1: | You straighten your finger in readiness and peer around the room for an eye to poke. |
| 2: | <player> is looking to poke some eyes. Look out! |
| 3: | Darting forward, you reach out and poke <target> right in the eye! |
| 4: | <player> just poked <target> in the eye! Look out you could be next! |
| 5: | Ouch! <player> just poked you in the eye! Hmmm.. |
| 6: | After looking in a mirror, you decide its better you can't see and poke yourself in the eye. |
| 7: | Without warning <player> begins jabbing at <his/her> eyes! |
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| 1: | Koffing! Poison gas! *FART* |
| 2: | <player> makes <his/her> Koffing FART again. GET THE GAS MASKS! |
| 3: | You make your Koffing FART on <target>! Now <he/she> is all smelly! |
| 4: | There <player> goes, making <his/her> Koffing FART on <target> again. |
| 5: | <player> makes <his/her> Koffing FART on you again! YUCK!!! |
| 6: | Who needs pokemon using Poison Gas? I can do it too! |
| 7: | <player> thinks <he/she> is a Pokemon again, FARTing all over the place again. |
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| 1: | Sabotage! The italians are to blame! |
| 2: | <player> asks 'Care for a game of cards, old bean?' |
| 3: | A flying boxing glove slams into your stomach with a BIF! Curses! |
| 4: | Skeptopotamus says 'I don't believe it!' |
| 5: | <player> thinks your french-canadian tongue is a bad influence. |
| 6: | Let us chase down our arctic circle candy with a finger of whiskey! Superb! |
| 7: | <player>, fire up the time canoe, post-haste! |
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| 1: | Making a decision just wouldn't be prudent at this juncture. |
| 2: | <player> remains noncommittal, brushing aside your questions. |
| 3: | You tell <target> that you have no comment at this time. |
| 4: | <player> looks <target> straight in the eyes and says, "No comment." |
| 5: | <player> looks thoughtful for a moment, then replies, "No comment." |
| 6: | You smile at the crowds, your natural charm winning them over again. |
| 7: | <player> smiles vacuously and waves at the crowds. |
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| 1: | You begin your final trick with the wave of a magic wand. |
| 2: | <player> starts to wave <his/her> magic wand. Uh oh, what is <he/she> up to? |
| 3: | *POOF!* You abuse your power and made <target> disappear! |
| 4: | *POOF!* <player> smiles with delight to have made <target> disappear! |
| 5: | *POOF!* <player> made you disappear... HOW RUDE! |
| 6: | *POOF!* In a blink of an eye, you disappear into the abyss. |
| 7: | *POOF!* Where did <player> go? <he/she>'s nowhere to be found. |
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| 1: | You grab some popcorn and sit back to watch the show. |
| 2: | <player> grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show. |
| 3: | You offer <target> some HOT, FRESH....POPCORN! |
| 4: | <player> offers <target> some really tasty popcorn. |
| 5: | <player> offers you some head-dizzying popcorn, boy are you lucky! |
| 6: | You feel giddy with all this POPCORN!! |
| 7: | Buried in popcorn, <player> seems to go into an orgasm! |
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| 1: | Yes, the Port5000 roks. |
| 2: | <player> thinks the Port5000, should stay for EVER. Everybody agree... |
| 3: | Yes, <target>, the Port5000 roks! |
| 4: | <target> agree with <player>, when <he/she> says 'The Port5000 roks'. |
| 5: | You agree with <player>, when <he/she> says 'The Port5000 roks'. |
| 6: | No, you can not be a port, stupid guy... |
| 7: | <player> want to be the Port5000, but that's just stupid... |
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| 1: | You pose proudly in your saddle. |
| 2: | <player> sits tall in <his/her> saddle, thinking <he/she>'s all that. |
| 3: | You toss <target> over your saddle and ride into the sunset. |
| 4: | That scoundrel <player> is absconding with <target>! Stop <him/her>! |
| 5: | <player> flings you over <his/her> saddle and gallops away! Doh. |
| 6: | You and your posse storm through Midgaard, looting and burning. |
| 7: | A masked group of bandits led by <player> is looting the town! You hide under your bed. |
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| 1: | Pounce on whom? |
| 2: | <player> is looking for someone to pounce on. |
| 3: | You pounce on <target>, pinning <him/her> to the ground. |
| 4: | <player> pounces on <target>, pinning <him/her> to the ground. |
| 5: | <player> pounces on you, pinning you to the ground. |
| 6: | You try pouncing on yourself, but it doesn't quite work. |
| 7: | <player> tries to pounce on <him/her>self, but it doesn't quite work. |
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| 1: | Ah, don't take it so hard. |
| 2: | <player> pouts. |
| 3: | You look at <target> and begin pouting. |
| 4: | <player> looks at <target> with a pout on <his/her> face. What is <he/she>, six? |
| 5: | <player> looks at you with a pout on <his/her> face, reminding you of a six-year old. |
| 6: | You pout quietly to yourself, but nobody pays any attention. |
| 7: | <player> pouts quietly to <him/her>self. Well, at least <he/she>'s got a hobby... |
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| 1: | Go Go Power Rangers! |
| 2: | <player> says 'Go Go Power Rangers!' |
| 3: | You cheer on <target>, saying 'Go Go Power Ranger!' |
| 4: | <player> cheers <target> on, saying 'Go Go Power Ranger!' |
| 5: | <player> cheers you on, saying 'Go Go Power Ranger!' |
| 6: | You remort as a Ranger, then cry 'Go Go Power Rangers!' |
| 7: | <player> remorts Ranger, then cries 'Go Go Power Rangers!' |
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| 1: | You prance around in the forest, spreading love and goodwill! |
| 2: | <player> prances about, giving CRs to newbies and flowers to helpers! |
| 3: | You prance up to <target> and hand <him/her> a beautiful little flower! |
| 4: | <player> prances up to <target> and hands <him/her> a beautiful little flower! |
| 5: | <player> prances up to you and hands you a beautiful little flower! |
| 6: | One too many of those peppy pills, eh <player>? |
| 7: | <player> helps a poor newbie with a CR! Someone call the Media! |
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| 1: | You tell that Bagginsss who's the boss! |
| 2: | <player> says 'Thief, thief, thief! Baggins! We hates it!' |
| 3: | You yell at <target> for stealing your preciouss. |
| 4: | <player> says 'Thief, thief, thief! <target>ss! We hates it!' |
| 5: | <player> says 'Thief, thief, thief! <target>ss! We hates it!' |
| 6: | You say 'Sss, sss, gollum! Goblinses! |
| 7: | <player> says 'Sss, sss, gollum! Goblinses! |
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| 1: | You need to do a promotion interview, very quickly. |
| 2: | <player> asks all around if someone needs a promotion interview. |
| 3: | You're going to interview <target>, it's time to be evil. |
| 4: | <player> gets an evil look in <his/her> eyes as <he/she>'s gonna interview <target>. |
| 5: | You can only see Evil in <player>'s eyes as the interview is about to start. |
| 6: | You are the most evil Amazon Princess ever. |
| 7: | <player> is the most evil Amazon Princess ever, you agree... |
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| 1: | You prod yourself into action, hmm. |
| 2: | <player> prods <him/her>self into action, how strange. |
| 3: | You prod <target> into action! |
| 4: | <player> prods <target> into action! |
| 5: | <player> prods you into action! |
| 6: | You start to get annoyed with yourself for being idle, weirdo! |
| 7: | <player> starts to get annoyed with <him/her>self for being idle, weirdo! |
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| 1: | You look around for someone to protect. How noble of you. |
| 2: | <player> looks around for someone to protect. |
| 3: | You bravely impose yourself between <target> and the danger that confronts <him/her>. |
| 4: | <player> steps between <target> and the danger without a thought to <his/her> own safety. |
| 5: | You swoon with adoration as <player> calmly steps between you and the slavering doom hunting you. |
| 6: | You curl up into a ball and hug your knees to you tightly, wishing someone would protect you. |
| 7: | <player> curls up into a ball and whimpers in terror, wishing <he/she> had someone to protect <him/her>. |
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| 1: | You doth greetest the morning well, my friend. |
| 2: | 'Gadzooks!' cries <player>. 'How arst thee today, mine good lord?'. The room goes quiet. |
| 3: | Thou enquirest into the state of <target>'s connection. |
| 4: | 'Hey nonny nonny', spake <player>, brow sweating with the effort of RP, '<target>'s connection doth lag badly. Dude.' |
| 5: | Uh oh, <player> is trying to RP again. You nod and smile, whilst eyeing your escape route. |
| 6: | Ho ho, truly thou art totally cool! |
| 7: | <target> declares <he/she> is the most famous knight in the kingdom. Ivar creeps up slowly, mallet in hand. |
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| 1: | You sing nursery rhymes while stabbing at dolls. |
| 2: | <player> sits in the corner singing softly with headless dolls surrounding <him/her>. |
| 3: | You go psychotic on <target>, turning <his/her> back into a pincushion with your favourite dagger. |
| 4: | You gag as fountains of blood erupt from <target>'s back, dying <player>'s clothing a ruby red. |
| 5: | You squeal in terror as <player> pounces on your back, and shows you <his/her> shiny dagger before plunging it inside! |
| 6: | You stab a knife repeatedly at your hand, not managing to hit the gaps.. |
| 7: | A small pool of blood leaks out as <player> stares with rapt fascination as <he/she> stabs <his/her> hand repeatedly. |
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| 1: | You look around for someone to pull close. |
| 2: | <player> looks like <he/she> is looking for someone to pull close. |
| 3: | You pull <target> close, squeezing <him/her> tight. |
| 4: | <player> pulls <target> close to <him/her>, squeezing <him/her> tight. |
| 5: | <player> pulls you close, squeezing you tight. |
| 6: | THE TRIGGER! NO ONE CARES! |
| 7: | Looks like <player> is trying to fold into a little ball. |
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| 1: | You pant and yip wishing someone would pet you. |
| 2: | <player> pants and yips like a little puppy. Maybe <he/she> wants to be petted. |
| 3: | Panting and yipping, you lick <target>'s hand begging <him/her> to pet you. |
| 4: | <player> just licked <target>'s hand. Interesting. |
| 5: | Panting and yipping like a little puppy, <player> licks your hand trying to get you to pet <him/her>. |
| 6: | You start a mad race to catch your own tail. |
| 7: | <player> runs around in circles, chasing <his/her> own tail. |
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| 1: | You start a wastebasket fire, cackling madly as you stare into the flames. |
| 2: | <player> stares hypnotically into the flames of a wastebasket fire, cackling to <him/her>self! |
| 3: | You sneak up on <target> and set <his/her> hair on fire, while giggling to yourself. |
| 4: | <player> laughs mercilessly as <target> runs around the room screaming with <his/her> hair on fire! |
| 5: | ACK! <player> has set your hair on fire! Put it out, put it out! |
| 6: | You hold your finger over a lighter, seeing how long you can keep it there. |
| 7: | <player> holds <his/her> finger over a lighter, trying to keep it there as long as <he/she> can. |
| What the Line Numbers Mean |
| 1: |
What you see when you give no argument:
ie, You slap nothing! |
| 2: |
What other people see when you give no argument:
ie, <player> slaps nothing! |
| 3: |
What you see when you DO give an argument:
ie, You slap Lasher! |
| 4: |
What others see when you DO give an argument:
ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher! |
| 5: |
What your target sees:
ie, Whitedragon slaps you! |
| 6: |
What you see when you use 'self':
ie, You slap yourself silly! |
| 7: |
What others see when you use 'self':
ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly! |