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IWuvAard: Display Socials

117 applicable socials found.

pace - by Unknown
1:You pace around the room in agitation.
2:<player> paces around the room with an agitated expression.
3:You pace around <target>, wearing a path around <him/her>.
4:<player> paces around <target>, wearing a rather large path .
5:<player> paces around you. It's starting to make your head spin.
6:You pace around yourself, making yourself quite dizzy.
7:<player> paces around <him/her>self, looking rather dizzy.
packbags - by Unknown
1:You pack your bags, it's time to move the clan again!
2:<player> packs <his/her> bags, it's time to move the clan again!
3:As you pack your bags to move the clan again, you tell <target>, "It was either this or nopk!"
4:As <player> packs <his/her> bags to move the clan again, <he/she> tells <target>, "It was either this or nopk!"
5:As <player> packs <his/her> bags to move the clan again, <he/she> tells you, "It was either this or nopk!"
6:You mutter to yourself, "They tried to raid us! We have to move again!"
7:<player> mutters to <him/her>self, "They tried to raid us! We have to move again!"
paddle - by Unknown
1:You tap a long paddle against the palm of your hand, looking stern.
2:Uh oh... <player> is getting the paddle out. Someone's in trouble!
3:You spank <target> vigorously, until <his/her> bottom is fiery red!
4:<player> gives <target> a blistering paddling. It even hurts to watch.
5:<player> spanks you LONG and HARD. You feel like a naughty child.
6:You strap yourself into your spanking machine for some hot bottom fun!
7:<player> straps <him/her>self into <his/her> spanking machine. Woohoo!
pah - by Unknown
1:You run around the room screaming PaH!!
2:<player> runs around the room screaming PaH!!
3:You grab <target> by the shirt and scream at <him/her> PaH <target> PaH!!
4:<player> grabs <target> by the shirt and screams at <him/her> PaH <target> PaH!!
5:<player> grabs you by the shirt and screams at you Pah <target> PaH!!
6:You look in a mirror and scream PaH!!
7:<player> looks in a mirror and screams to <him/her>self PaH!!
painstick - by Unknown
1:You smile with grim satisfaction as you ready your Pain Stick.
2:<player> smiles with grim satisfaction as <he/she> wields <his/her> Pain
3:You inflict unbearable agony on <target> with your Pain Stick.
4:<player> inflicts unbearable agony on <target> with a Pain Stick. Ouch.
5:<player> pains you with <his/her> Pain Stick. Over and over and...
6:...PainPainPainPleasurePainPainPain...
7:You watch as <player> masochistically tortures <him/her>self with a Pain
paintstick - by Unknown
1:You wield your pain stick and wave it about menacingly!
2:<player> salivates, <his/her> pupils dilating as <he/she> holds <his/her> pain stick ready.
3:You lunge hungeringly for <target>, inflicting untold agony with your PAIN STICK!
4:<target> begs for mercy as <player> unleashes bouts of agony with <his/her> PAIN STICK!
5:You experience untold suffering as <player> strikes you with <his/her> PAIN STICK!
6:PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:You watch in disgust as <player> sadistically tortures <him/her>self with <his/her> PAIN STICK!
paladin - by Unknown
1:You look for other paladins to join your righteous cause.
2:<player> glances around the room, searching for holy crusaders.
3:You look into <target>'s soul, searching for Truth and Honor.
4:<player> whispers a prayer as <he/she> looks into the soul of <target>.
5:Your spine tingles as <player> looks into your soul for Truth and Honor.
6:You prepare for a holy crusade.
7:<player> polishes <his/her> armor and sharpens <his/her> sword, preparing for war.
pamper - by Unknown
1:You whip a diaper out of your bag and look around for someplace to change.
2:<player> gets out a diaper and looks around for somewhere to change.
3:Pulling a spare diaper out of your bag, you ask <target> if <he/she> needs a change.
4:You gasp as you catch <player> changing <target>'s diaper.
5:<player> waves a diaper in front of you and asks if you need a change.
6:You apply baby powder and a diaper to your own cute little bottom.
7:Baby powder flies everywhere and you see a flash of <player>'s cute little bottom as <he/she> changes <his/her> own diaper.
panic - by Unknown
1:You look around in panic.
2:<player> looks around afraid for <his/her> life.
3:You panic and attempt to flee from <target>.
4:<player> panics and attempts to flee from <target>, afraid for <his/her> life.
5:<player> looks at you afraid of how you are going to hurt <him/her>.
6:Are you scared of your shadow?
7:<player> runs away, afraid of <his/her> own shadow.
pant - by Unknown
1:You pant lustily.
2:<player> pants lustily.
3:You pant lustily at <him/her>.
4:<player> looks at <target> and pants lustily.
5:<player> looks at you and pants lustily...
panties - by Unknown
1:You slowly remove your panties...
2:You drool as <player> slowly removes <his/her> panties. Weirdo!
3:To show how much you love your IDOL, you throw your panties to <target>.
4:<player> throws <his/her> panties to <target>, <his/her> IDOL.
5:OMG! Yet another pair of panties to my collection. You yell "More!" to <player>.
6:You put your panties on your head and run away like a madman...
7:<player> puts <his/her> panties on <his/her> head and runs into the forest laughing, never to be seen again.
pantiesoff - by Pane
1:Oops, someone's underwear seems to be hanging from your ear.
2:Strutting around with a pair of panties hanging from <his/her> ear, <player> is the epitome of style!
3:<target> gasps in amazement as you slip <his/her> panties off with your teeth.
4:You stare in amazement as <player> rips <target>'s panties off with <his/her> teeth.
5:In one swift move, <player> rips off your panties using nothing but <his/her> teeth.
6:You almost throw out your back as your bend over and chew on your panties.
7:Bending over backwards, <player> chews on the edge of <his/her> panties.
pants - by Unknown
1:You grin menacingly as you look for the next person to pants!
2:<player> is looking for someone to pants again, LOOKOUT!
3:Using the power of the Fae you sneak up & pants <target>.
4:With a sick, evil grin, <player> runs up to <target> and pants' <him/her>.
5:With a cackle, <player> pulls your pants to the ground.
6:In a desperate attempt for attention you pants yourself.
7:You almost feel sorry for <player> as <he/she> pants' <him/her>self.
paranoid - by Unknown
1:You look around for them.. they're coming for you!
2:<player> seems mighty jumpy. Perhaps you should go talk to them...
3:You peer at <target>, they might be one of them!
4:<player> peers at <target> and suddenly bolts off over the horizon!
5:<player> seems to be looking at you quite oddly. Wonder whats wrong..
6:You scream, "Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get me!!"
7:<player> screams something out and runs off into the hills!
pardubice - by Unknown
1:You see red and scream with anger - SPARTA SPARTA BUZERANTU PARTAAAAA!
2:<player> fumes and screams - SPARTA SPARTA BUZERANTU PARTAAAAA!
3:Sweet revenge! You beat the bejeezus out of <target> with your sharpened hockey stick! Muahaaa!
4:<player> beats the bejeezus out of <target> with his sharpened hockey stick! Hide your jersey quickly!
5:Damn! After the beating from <player> you admit that your hockey team is a bunch of sore losers!
6:You feel confident as you look around expecting somebody to challenge your ice hockey team.
7:<player> defiantly taps <his/her> hockey stick while mumbling <his/her> favorite ice hockey team cheers.
party - by Unknown
1:You ack...someone lost their pants at WindJammer's Party.
2:<player> acks...someone lost their pants at WindJammer's Party.
3:You ack...<target> lost <his/her> pants at Windjammer's Party.
4:<player> acks...<target> lost <his/her> pants at Windjammer's Party.
5:<player> acks at you for losing your pants at Windjammer's Party.
6:You scream because you lost your pants at Windjammer's Party.
7:<player> acks...<he/she> lost <his/her> pants at Windjammer's Party.
passout - by Unknown
1:You belch and pass out.
2:<player> is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... <he/she> burps loudly and passes out!
pat - by Unknown
1:Pat who?
3:You pat <target> on <his/her> head.
4:<player> pats <target> on <his/her> head.
5:<player> pats you on your head.
6:You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
7:<player> pats <him/her>self on the head.
patient - by Unknown
1:You patiently try to explain it again, typing extra-slowly.
2:You notice <player> sigh as <he/she> patiently tries to explain it yet again.
3:You patiently try to explain it again in words that <target> will find in <his/her> dictionary.
4:You see <target>'s lips move as <he/she> is reading what <player> just explains to <him/her>.
5:With great patience, <player> tries to explain it to you yet again.
6:You take a deep breath trying to calm yourself.
7:<player> takes a deep breath as <he/she> is trying to calm <him/her>self.
patriots - by Unknown
1:You don your Red White and Blues and vote Tom Brady for King!
2:<player> dons <his/her> Red White and Blues and votes Tom Brady for King!
3:You break out your PATRIOTS gear and start dancing the Ty Law Boogie!
4:<player> and <target> do the Ty Law Shuffle and cheer the PATRIOTS on to another Super Bowl Victory!
5:You can't help but join <player> cheering for those lovable PATRIOTS on to another Super Bowl.
6:PATRIOTS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS
7:PATRIOTS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS <player> PATRIOTS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS
paw - by Unknown
1:You examine your paw carefully. .oOo. Splinters?
2:.oOo. <player> lifts <his/her> paw and licks it. .oOo.
3:You start pawing at <target>'s leg begging for a doggie bone. .oOo.
4:.oOo. <player> sits at <target>'s feet and starts begging for a doggie bone. .oOo.
5:.oOo. <player> paws at your leg. Mabbe <he/she> wants a doggie bone? .oOo.
6:You start scratching yourself all over. Fleas? .oOo.
7:.oOo.(= <player> =).oOo.
pbride - by Unknown
1:"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us together...today."
2:<player> says "Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us together...today."
3:You hiss at <target> "Man and Wife. Say Man and Wife!"
4:<player> hisses at <target> "Man and Wife. Say Man and Wife!"
5:<player> hisses at you "Man and Wife, say Man and Wife!"
6:And wuv, TWUE wuv...
7:<player>, in all <his/her> impressive clergyman glory, says "And wuv, TWUE wuv..."
peanut - by Unknown
1:You throw peanuts up into the air, hitting everyone around.
2:<player> throws peanuts into the air, hitting all of you.
3:Sitting in the peanut gallery, you take aim and *WHAM* hit <target> right in the face!
4:<player>, sitting in the peanut gallery, takes aim and nails <target> in the face!
5:*WHAM* You're hit in the face with a peanut, thrown by <player>, sitting in the gallery.
6:You take aim and smack yourself with a peanut!
7:Time for <player> to leave the peanut gallery, <he/she>'s hitting <him/her>self!
peck - by Unknown
1:Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?
3:Risking a slap to the face, you give <target> a peck on the cheek.
4:<player> smiles and gives <target> a chaste peck on the cheek.
5:<player> pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!
6:You must REALLY like yourself.
7:<player> tries in vain to wrap <his/her> lips around <his/her> cheeks.
peel - by Unknown
1:Looking for a banana?
2:<player> is looking for something to peel.
3:You whip out your knife and slowly peel <target>'s skin away.
4:You are splashed with blood from <target> as <his/her> skin is slowly peeled away by <player>.
5:You scream and ooze blood as <player> slowly peels your skin away.
6:You seductively peel your clothes away a little at a time.
7:Your eyes bulge at the sight of <player> peeling <his/her> clothes away in front of your eyes.
peer - by Unknown
1:You peer around yourself intently.
2:<player> peers around <him/her>self intently.
3:You peer intently at <target>.
4:<player> peers intently at <target>.
5:<player> peers at you intently.
6:You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.
7:<player> peers at <him/her>self, crossing <his/her> eyes in the process.
penandink - by Unknown
1:You whip out your sketchbook and doodle.
2:<player> whips out a pen and draws furtively in <his/her> sketchbook.
3:Out comes the sketchbook, another lewd sketch of <target> in the making.
4:<player> mutters about nude models, but sketches <target> anyway.
5:You, two nekkid fidos and a cherimoya?! What did <player> draw?!
6:Your attempt at a self portrait fails miserably.
7:<player> strips off <his/her> clothing and practices <his/her> life drawing.
perk - by Unknown
1:You perk up.
2:<player> perks up, something must have grabbed <his/her> attention.
3:You perk up and stare intently at <target>.
4:<player> perks up and stares intently at <target>.
5:You must have said something interesting, <player> just perked up.
6:Awwww, just go perk yourself!
7:<player> is tryin to perk <him/her>self, how very very sad.
pet - by Unknown
1:You pet thin air.
2:<player> pets thin air.
3:You pet <target>.
4:<player> pets <target>.
5:<player> pets you.
6:You pet yourself...get a room!
7:<player> pets <him/her>self...sicko!
peye - by Unknown
1:From under your sleeves you pull out a pair of EyePokers!
2:<player> is armed with a pair of Chopsticks. Is <he/she> having noodles for dinner?
3:You move like lightning and *poke* <him/her> in the eyes! <target> is blinded!
4:<player> *pokes* <target> in the eyes with <his/her> Chopsticks! That must've hurt!
5:<player> darts forward and *pokes* you in the eyes! OW! You are Blinded!
6:You scream in pain as you stab yourself in the eyes. You silly goat.
7:<player> runs around in pain with a pair of Chopsticks stuck in <his/her> eyes. Ouch!
pfft - by Unknown
1:You go 'pfft' to everyone in the room!
2:<player> has just 'pfft'ed you! How disgusting!
3:You go 'pfft' to <target> and coat <him/her> in globs of spittle!
4:<player> goes 'pfft' at <target> and covers <him/her> with globs of spittle!
5:<player> has just coated you in globs of spittle! Eewwww!
6:You look about for someone to 'pfft'!
7:<player> is looking about oddly... better avoid <him/her>.
pgroin - by Pursia
1:Humm now who do you want to knee?
2:<player> looks around for someone to share a good kneeing with, HIDE!
3:You knee <target> passionately in the groin, it seems to last forever...
4:<player> gives <target> a knee to the groin, be lucky it isn't you!
5:<player> quickly slams <his/her> knee into your crotch! Oh will the pain end?
6:You are not that dexterous, perhaps you should try kneeing someone else?
7:<player> is trying to knee <him/her>self, perhaps you should do it for
phew - by Unknown
1:Phew! That was too close for words...
2:<player> wipes <his/her> brow with obvious relief.
3:You share your obvious relief with <him/her>.
4:<player> glances at <target>, a look of obvious relief on <his/her> face.
5:<player> glances at you, a look of obvious relief on <his/her> face.
6:You mutter to yourself in obvious relief, wiping your brow.
7:<player> mutters in obvious relief, wiping <his/her> brow.
phf - by Unknown
1:You fantasise about your fetish of small men with cherub cheeks and hairy feet.
2:<player> sits back and relaxes, murmuring something about hairy feet.
3:You ask the hobbit <target> if <he/she> wants to go 'blow the Horn of Gondor'.
4:<target> and <player> go off holding hands talking about the 'Horn of Gondor'.
5:<player> asks you to come with <him/her> and 'blow the Horn of Gondor', sounds fun!
6:You do the pointy hat trick hoping to impress a few hobbits.
7:<player> the mighty wizard does the pointy hat trick, Oooooh.
phil - by Garl
1:You put on a trenchcoat and grab your drumsticks.
2:<player> puts on a trenchcoat and grabs a pair of drumsticks.
3:You poke <him/her> with a drumstick and yell 'BOO BOO BOODIO!'
4:<player> pokes <target> with a drumstick and yells 'BOO BOO BOODIO!'
5:<player> pokes you with a drumstick and yells 'BOO BOO BOODIO!'
6:You can feel it comin' in the air tonite...Oh lord.
7:<player> seems to have invisible touch.
phonebook - by Unknown
1:You tear a phonebook in half with your BARE TOES!
2:<player> tears a phonebook in half with <his/her> BARE TOES!
3:You threaten to tear <target> in half with your BARE TOES!
4:You fear the POWER of <player>'s mighty TOES!
5:<player> threatens to tear <target> in half with <his/her> BARE TOES!
6:OUCH! You hurt your toes on that stubborn phonebook!
7:<player>'s Dragon Stance was defeated by a phonebook! Awww.
phrasebook - by Unknown
1:Funny how English tobbaconist's look back at you when you try to buy something.
2:<player> will not buy this tobacconist's. It is scratched!
3:Asking <target> for cigarettes, you say "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."
4:Studying <his/her> phrasebook, <player> asks <target>, "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."
5:After studying <his/her> phrasebook, <player> asks you "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."
6:They cannot arrest you for buying cigarrets!
7:<player> exclaims, "My nipples explode with delight!"
pi1 - by Unknown
1:You begin to recite all you know of pi.
2:<player> starts-3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
3:<target> has been informed that there's so much more to pi than 3.14.
4:<player> yells at <target>, "There is more to pi than just 3.14!"
5:<player> grabs your shirt and tells you "There's more to pi than 3.14!"
6:You mumble under your breath to yourself, "It must end!"
7:You hear <player> mumble something about the great number pi.
pi2 - by Unknown
1:You continue what you know of pi, ending with an ellipses.
2:4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282...-ends <player>.
3:<target> looks at you oddly as you ask how many digits of pi they know.
4:<player> walks up to <target>, asking something about numbers.
5:<player> walks up and asks, "So, how many digits of pi do you know?"
6:You reassure yourself that pi does not and cannot end?
7:<player> is sure that pi can never end.
pi3 - by Unknown
1:You continue to recite pi!
2:<player> continues-306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938
3:<target> has been informed of all the uses of pi!
4:<player> explains pi's plethora of uses to <target>.
5:<player> grabs you and tells you everything pi can be used for!
6:You prepare to restate your assumptions.
7:Three, Fourteen, Fifteen seconds. <player> restates <his/her> assumptions.
picult - by Unknown
1:You show your true passion for science and math by joining the Cult of Pi!
2:<player> loves numbers, they joined the {([<Cult Of Pi>])}!
3:<target> blinks as you ask them to join the {([<Cult Of Pi>])}.
4:<player> wants <target> to join the {([<Cult Of Pi>])}!
5:<player> wants you to join the {([<Cult Of Pi>])}!
6:Pi means so much more to you than measly 3.14.
7:<player> screams to the world that Pi is more than 3.14!
pie - by Unknown
1:You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.
2:<player> picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.
3:You toss a pie at <target> and hit <him/her> right in the FACE!
4:<player> tosses a pie at <target> and hits <him/her> right in the FACE!
5:<player> tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!
6:You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)
7:<player> buries <his/her> face in the pie, licking the pan clean.
pillow - by Unknown
1:Find someone to hug. Pillows are for Pillow fights!
2:<player> grabs a pillow and brandishes it menacingly.
3:You peer about then whap <target> on the head with a pillow. Did you tar <him/her> first?
4:<player> just whapped <target> with a pillow . Feathers fly everywhere!
5:<player> peers intensely around <him/her>self and whaps you over the head with a pillow. Oof!
6:Starving for attention you whap yourself over the head with a pillow. Did it hurt?
7:Look! <player> whapped <him/her>self over the head with a pillow. They must wanna pillow fight!?
pimpslap - by Unknown
1:You look around 4 some ho 2 PiMpsLaP.
2:<player> is lookin 4 a ho 2 PiMpsLaP!
3:You call <target> over for <his/her> well deserved PiMpsLaP!
4:<player> is lookin to PiMpsLaP <target> better warn <him/her> quick!
5:RUN!!! <player> is gonna PiMpsLaP u again! THE HORROR!!!
6:You give urself a nice refreshing PiMpsLaP. :)
7:<player> PiMpsLaP's himself, He seems much happier.
pinau - by Unknown
1:You go -Pinaauuu!!!
2:<player> goes -Pinaaauuu!!!
3:The madness is too much to bare.
4:You watch in horror, as <player> shouts -Pinaaauuu!!! at <target>.
5:You try to escape the madness, as <player> runs around and shouts -Pinaaauuu!!! at you.
6:Now you have lost it finaly and completly!
7:<player> has lost it! <player> is sitting in the corner and mumbling -Pinaaauuu by <him/her>self. So sad, you think.
pinch - by Unknown
1:You pinch the thin air!
3:You pinch <his/her> tight little buns!
4:<player> pinches <target>'s buns.
5:<player> pinches your A*S!
6:You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming!
7:<player> pinches <him/her>self to see if <he/she> is dreaming!
pinvade - by Unknown
1:You poke at the air, trying to invade its personal space. Moron.
2:You laugh as <player> attempts to invade air's personal space.
3:You invade <target>'s personal space by poking at random areas around <him/her>.
4:<player> intimidates <target> with the wrath of personal space invasion.
5:Your personal space is being invaded by <player>!!! RUN!!!
6:You invade your own personal space. Yeah, you're a smart one.
7:What an idiot, <player> is trying to invade <his/her> own personal space.
pirate - by Unknown
1:You declare yourself the scourge of the seven seas!
2:<player> states "Argh Matey" and begins searching for treasure.
3:You attempt to convince <target> that you really are a pirate.
4:<player> starts staggering toward <target> after drinking a bottle of water. What's going on?
5:<player> nods at you and drinks a bottle of water, pretending it is a keg of rum.
6:You grab a stick for a pegleg and imagine a parrot on your shoulder. You are a true pirate now!
7:You wonder why <player> is hobbling about and pretending <he/she> has a parrot.
pishkot - by Unknown
1:You take a cookie from 26.bag and scream BANZAIIII!
2:<player> takes a cookie from 26.bag and screams BANZAIIII!
3:You transfer <target> into a small cookie, <he/she> is Pishkotised!
4:<player> transfers <target> into a small cookie, eat <him/her>, eat <him/her>!
5:<player> transfers you into a small cookie, you are now Pishkotised!
6:You declare yourself the family head of czech MUD mafia!
7:<player> declares self the family head of czech MUD mafia!
pkgod - by Unknown
1:You wish you were a [**> PKGOD <**]!!
2:<player> wants to be a [**> PKGOD <**]!!
3:You tell <target> 'I pk'd you and it only cost me 25,000 qps 40 tp and 30 mil gold, your r sux and i r l33t.'
4:<player> says 'I pk'd <target> and it only cost me 25,000 qps 40 tp and 30 mil gold, <target> r sux and i r l33t.'
5:<player> tells you I pk'd you and it only cost me 25,000 qps 40 tp and 30 mil gold, your r sux and i r l33t.'
6:You claim to be a [**> PKGOD <**]!!
7:<player> says <he/she> is a [**> PKGOD <**]!!
pkspringer - by Unknown
1:You get bored and decide to stir up some entertainment on Gclan.
2:<player> must be bored; <he/she> is trying to stir up Gclan.
3:You call <target> a whiner and a quaffer, then smack <him/her> with a metal chair.
4:<player> just called <target> a whiner and a quaffer, then smacked <him/her> with a metal chair.
5:<player> starts hurling pk-related insults at you, then smacks you into next week with a metal chair.
6:You start to complain about PKing on any channel that will listen.
7:<player> must be bored; <he/she> is spamming Gclan with PK-insults again.
plank - by Unknown
1:You walk carefully along the plank and peer down into the shark infested waters.
2:<player> walks up to the end of the plank and stares over the edge.
3:Holding your sword to <target>'s neck, you force <him/her> to walk the plank. *Splish*
4:You laugh mercilessly as <player> forces <target> to plummet from the plank into the icy water.
5:The prick of <player>'s sword lingering on your neck, you tumble off the plank into the water.
6:Unable to overcome your urge to be one with the sharks, you throw yourself off the plank.
7:You suspect <player> forgot <his/her> meds again as you watch <him/her> leap from the plank.
playwith - by Unknown
1:Boy, you will have lots of fun!
2:<player> wants to play with you!
3:<target>! <target>! You squeal with joy.
4:<target> runs away, <player> is close behind.
5:<player> really wants to play with you.
6:Is that all you can do?
7:<player> plays with <him/her>self. Hmmmm.
plead - by Unknown
1:You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.
2:<player> pleads <his/her> case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for <him/her>.
pledge - by Unknown
1:You search frantically for someone to pledge their love.
2:<player> searches desperately for love.
3:You pledge your undying love to <target>.
4:How romantic! <player> has just pledged <his/her> undying love to <target>!
5:Your heart melts as <player> pledges <his/her> undying love to you.
6:You are so in love with yourself. Aren't you dreamy!
7:<player> smiles into a mirror and pledges undying love.
plot - by Shriek
1:You burst out in a maniacal laughter. KyaHahHAHhaHAHhaHA!@!!@
2:<player> bursts out in a maniacal laughter. KyaHahHAHhAHaHhaHA!@!!@
3:You turn towards <target> and laugh at <him/her> like a deranged madman.
4:<player> is laughing maniacally at <target>. The question is: ARE YOU NEXT?!?!
5:<player> laughs in your face. So THAT'S what <he/she> had for breakfast...
6:You laugh like a maniac... To yourself. News flash: YOU'RE CRAZY!
7:<player> laughs to <him/her>self like a maniac. So you join in on it too. Yay!
pmp - by Unknown
3:You Tell <target>, Look At The Digital PiMp Hard At Work!!
4:<player> Tells <target>, Look At The Digital PiMp Hard At Work!!
5:<player> Tells You, Look At Yourself, The Digital PiMp Hard At Work!!
6:Look At Yourself, The Digital PiMp Hard At Work!!
7:<player> admits <he/she>'s A Digital PiMp Hard At Work!!
pms - by Unknown
1:As the PMS Cramps kick in, you start thinking 'Redrum, Redrum.''
2:You cringe in fear as you realize <player> has PMS! Run away!! RUN AWAY!!
3:You take your PMS out on <target>, which doesn't make you feel better, but is lots of fun!
4:You watch happily as <player> takes <his/her> PMS out on <target> and not you!
5:<player> starts screaming at you in strange tongues and muttering something about Testosterone and shotguns.
6:
7:<player> buckles over from PMS cramps. Is this is your cue to leave?
pogo - by Unknown
1:You grab your pogo stick and bounce around in circles!
2:<player> is on <his/her> pogo stick again. Go push <him/her> down!
3:You jump on your pogo stick and bounce around <target>!
4:<player> is scaring <target> with <his/her> pogo stick again.
5:<player> is pestering you with <his/her> pogo stick again! Hurt him!
6:You POGO POGO POGO POGO to your hearts desire!
7:<player> looks like a crackhead bouncing on that stupid pogo stick!
poing - by Unknown
1:You POING!
2:<player> POINGS!
3:You POING at <target>!
4:<player> POINGS at <target>!
5:<player> POINGS at you!
6:You POING wildly at yourself!
7:<player> POINGS at <him/her>self!
point - by Unknown
1:You point in every direction.
2:<player> points excitedly!
3:You point at <target>.
4:<player> points excitedly at <target>!
5:<player> points at you. How rude!
6:You point at yourself, obviously very confused.
7:<player> points at <him/her>self, obviously very confused.
pointat - by Unknown
1:You point around in confusion, then shrug helplessly.
2:<player> points around in confusion, then shrugs helplessly.
3:You point to indicate <target>.
4:<player> points, indicating <target>.
5:<player> points, indicating you.
6:You stand firm and firmly point to indicate yourself.
7:<player> stands firm, and firmly points at <him/her>self.
pointdown - by Unknown
1:You point down, directing everyone's attention that way.
2:<player> points, directing everyone's attention down.
3:You point down, directing <target>'s attention.
4:<player> points, directing <target>'s attention down.
5:<player> points, directing your attention down.
6:You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention down.
7:<player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention down.
pointeast - by Unknown
1:You point east, directing everyone's attention that way.
2:<player> points, directing everyone's attention east.
3:You point east, directing <target>'s attention.
4:<player> points, directing <target>'s attention east.
5:<player> points, directing your attention east.
6:You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention east.
7:<player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention east.
pointnorth - by Unknown
1:You point north, directing everyone's attention that way.
2:<player> points, directing everyone's attention north.
3:You point north, directing <target>'s attention.
4:<player> points, directing <target>'s attention north.
5:<player> points, directing your attention north.
6:You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention north.
7:<player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention north.
pointsouth - by Unknown
1:You point south, directing everyone's attention that way.
2:<player> points, directing everyone's attention south.
3:You point south, directing <target>'s attention.
4:<player> points, directing <target>'s attention south.
5:<player> points, directing your attention south.
6:You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention south.
7:<player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention south.
pointup - by Unknown
1:You point up, directing everyone's attention that way.
2:<player> points, directing everyone's attention up.
3:You point up, directing <target>'s attention.
4:<player> points, directing <target>'s attention up.
5:<player> points, directing your attention up.
6:You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention up.
7:<player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention up.
pointwest - by Unknown
1:You point west, directing everyone's attention that way.
2:<player> points, directing everyone's attention west.
3:You point west, directing <target>'s attention.
4:<player> points, directing <target>'s attention west.
5:<player> points, directing your attention west.
6:You stand firm, and angrily point to direct everyone's attention west.
7:<player> stands firm, and angrily points to direct everyone's attention west.
poke - by Unknown
1:Poke who??
2:<player> looks around for someone to poke.
3:You poke <him/her> in the ribs.
4:<player> pokes <target> in the ribs.
5:<player> pokes you in the ribs.
6:You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
7:<player> pokes <him/her>self in the ribs, looking very sheepish.
pokeball - by Unknown
1:You start to juggle six pokeballs!
2:You watch in awe as <player> starts to juggle six pokeballs!
3:You climb on <target>'s shoulders and start to juggle your pokeballs!
4:<player> climbs on <target>'s shoulders and juggles <his/her> pokeballs!
5:<player> climbs on your shoulders and juggles <his/her> pokeballs!
6:You start to bounce a pokeball on your head!
7:<player> starts to bounce a pokeball on <his/her> head!
pokecrap - by Unknown
1:Gotta get 'em all! You pathetic, pathetic person.
2:<player> is so cool, <he/she> spends hundreds of dollars on little bits of cardboard, and cries if any of them go missing.
3:Hey, <target>, wanna pay lots of money for this crappy piece of mass-produced garbage?
4:<player> displays <his/her> collection of Pokemon cards, and offers to sell them to <target>. What a gimp.
5:Oh, great, <player> is trying to sell you a bunch of Pokemon crap. These kind of people should be euthanised.
6:You sit in a corner, playing with your only friends, Pokemon cards.
7:<player> sits in a corner, playing with <his/her> pokemon cards. Freak.
pokedie - by Unknown
1:You open up a Pokeball and smash the contents, laughing maniacally.
2:<player> figures 'Gotta kill 'em all!' is a much better slogan and goes Pokemon hunting!
3:You invite <target> to help you kill Pokemon! Surely <he/she> hates them as well...
4:<player> whispers to <target> something about 'That evil Charmander conspiracy...' and they both wander off with large sticks.
5:<player> sings that damned Pokemon song to you one too many times and you vow vengeance on all of Pikachu's cartoon kin!
6:You declare your hatred for all Pokemon and Pokemon merchandise with a loud scream!
7:<player> stands over a cute, whimpering Dugtrio and begins to stab it viciously till it quits moving.
pokeeye - by Unknown
1:You straighten your finger in readiness and peer around the room for an eye to poke.
2:<player> is looking to poke some eyes. Look out!
3:Darting forward, you reach out and poke <target> right in the eye!
4:<player> just poked <target> in the eye! Look out you could be next!
5:Ouch! <player> just poked you in the eye! Hmmm..
6:After looking in a mirror, you decide its better you can't see and poke yourself in the eye.
7:Without warning <player> begins jabbing at <his/her> eyes!
pokefart - by Unknown
1:Koffing! Poison gas! *FART*
2:<player> makes <his/her> Koffing FART again. GET THE GAS MASKS!
3:You make your Koffing FART on <target>! Now <he/she> is all smelly!
4:There <player> goes, making <his/her> Koffing FART on <target> again.
5:<player> makes <his/her> Koffing FART on you again! YUCK!!!
6:Who needs pokemon using Poison Gas? I can do it too!
7:<player> thinks <he/she> is a Pokemon again, FARTing all over the place again.
pokematch - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to battle your Pokemon with!
2:<player> looks for someone to battle <his/her> Pokemon with. Are you ready?
3:You challenge <target> to a Pokemon battle!
4:<player> has challenged <target> to a Pokemon battle! Who do you think will win?!
5:<player> has challenged you to a Pokemon battle! Are you sure your ready?
6:You have your Pokemon battle each other so you will be ready for a real Pokemon match!
7:<player> has <his/her> Pokemon battle each other so they will be ready for a real match!
pokemon - by Unknown
1:Gotta catch em all! Gotta catch em all!
2:<player> keeps saying to <him/her>self, 'Gotta catch em all! Gotta catch em all!'
3:<target>chu! I choose you!!
4:<player> says, '<target>chu! I choose you!!'
5:<player> hurls <his/her> pokeball at another trainer and you're released!
6:You start hurling pokeballs at people!
7:<player> starts hurling golf balls at people for some reason! Ow! You got hit!
pokesux - by Unknown
1:You cackle to yourself as you burn all your brother's Pokemon garbage!
2:You see <player> in the corner huddled around a fire tossing some Pokemon stuff
3:into the flames.
4:You shout at <target>, "Pokemon r sux! It is an epidemic I tell you!"
5:<player> seems a tad delerious... <he/she> is shouting at <target> telling <him/her> that Pokemon r sux mixed in with some "nasty words".
6:<player> is shouting some obscenities about Pokemon at you! Run away screaming!
7:Charmander! Squirtle! Pikachu! Raichu! Bulbasaur! They all must die! Die I tell you!
pokey - by Unknown
1:Sabotage! The italians are to blame!
2:<player> asks 'Care for a game of cards, old bean?'
3:A flying boxing glove slams into your stomach with a BIF! Curses!
4:Skeptopotamus says 'I don't believe it!'
5:<player> thinks your french-canadian tongue is a bad influence.
6:Let us chase down our arctic circle candy with a finger of whiskey! Superb!
7:<player>, fire up the time canoe, post-haste!
polite - by Unknown
1:You give a polite little chuckle.
2:<player> gives a polite little chuckle.
3:You indicate your underappreciation of <his/her> joke.
4:<player> gives a polite little chuckle to <target>'s joke.
5:<player> gives a polite but unappreciative chuckle to your joke.
6:You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.
7:<player> chuckles at <his/her> own joke, since none of you would.
politic - by Unknown
1:Making a decision just wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.
2:<player> remains noncommittal, brushing aside your questions.
3:You tell <target> that you have no comment at this time.
4:<player> looks <target> straight in the eyes and says, "No comment."
5:<player> looks thoughtful for a moment, then replies, "No comment."
6:You smile at the crowds, your natural charm winning them over again.
7:<player> smiles vacuously and waves at the crowds.
polymorph - by Unknown
1:You point your wand of polymorph menacingly.
2:<player> is waving <his/her> wand of polymorph around in a menacing fashion.
3:You point your wand at <target> and <he/she> polymorphs into a NEWT! MUAHAHAHA!
4:<player> points <his/her> wand at <target> and <he/she> suddenly becomes a NEWT!
5:<player> points <his/her> wand at you and then you suddenly become a NEWT!
6:Waving your wand around you accidently turn yourself into a NEWT! DOH!
7:In a fit of madness, <player> polymorphs into a NEWT! - the fool!!
ponder - by Unknown
1:You ponder the question.
2:<player> sits down and thinks deeply.
3:You look at <target> ponderingly.
5:<player> looks at you ponderingly.
poof - by Unknown
1:You begin your final trick with the wave of a magic wand.
2:<player> starts to wave <his/her> magic wand. Uh oh, what is <he/she> up to?
3:*POOF!* You abuse your power and made <target> disappear!
4:*POOF!* <player> smiles with delight to have made <target> disappear!
5:*POOF!* <player> made you disappear... HOW RUDE!
6:*POOF!* In a blink of an eye, you disappear into the abyss.
7:*POOF!* Where did <player> go? <he/she>'s nowhere to be found.
poop - by Unknown
1:Ick! You need to poop!
2:Geez, what's that smell? Guess <player> needs to poop.
3:You sneakily poop in <target>'s shoes! Their in for a suprise!
4:<player> poops in <target> shoes, and runs off, cackling in delight!
5:You find that <player> has pooped in your shoes...yick.
6:You poop in an unsuspecting victim's shoes...oh drat, they are really yours!
7:<player> accidently poops in their own shoes.
poot - by Unknown
1:You try to make it an SBD but you quack instead.
2:<player> peers around as a quack escapes <his/her> clenched butt cheeks.
3:You call that a fart!?!?
4:<player> tries to SBD <target> but <he/she> hears a suspicious sounding quack.
5:BUSTED! <player> heard you, you siwwy quacker!
6:Qqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkk
7:<player> just stepped on a duck!
popcorn - by Unknown
1:You grab some popcorn and sit back to watch the show.
2:<player> grabs some popcorn and sits back to watch the show.
3:You offer <target> some HOT, FRESH....POPCORN!
4:<player> offers <target> some really tasty popcorn.
5:<player> offers you some head-dizzying popcorn, boy are you lucky!
6:You feel giddy with all this POPCORN!!
7:Buried in popcorn, <player> seems to go into an orgasm!
port5000 - by Unknown
1:Yes, the Port5000 roks.
2:<player> thinks the Port5000, should stay for EVER. Everybody agree...
3:Yes, <target>, the Port5000 roks!
4:<target> agree with <player>, when <he/she> says 'The Port5000 roks'.
5:You agree with <player>, when <he/she> says 'The Port5000 roks'.
6:No, you can not be a port, stupid guy...
7:<player> want to be the Port5000, but that's just stupid...
poser - by Unknown
1:You preach old-school and complain about posers.
2:<player> is going on about posers again. What a pain!
3:<target> doesn't even know who Minor Threat is! Die, poser!
4:<player> has exposed <target> as the dirty poser <he/she> is!
5:<player> is yelling something about a threat... better ignore <him/her>.
6:You revel in your dirty poserness!
7:<player> is just a nasty poser, and <he/she> is proud of it??
posse - by Unknown
1:You pose proudly in your saddle.
2:<player> sits tall in <his/her> saddle, thinking <he/she>'s all that.
3:You toss <target> over your saddle and ride into the sunset.
4:That scoundrel <player> is absconding with <target>! Stop <him/her>!
5:<player> flings you over <his/her> saddle and gallops away! Doh.
6:You and your posse storm through Midgaard, looting and burning.
7:A masked group of bandits led by <player> is looting the town! You hide under your bed.
postal - by Unknown
1:You pull out your assault rifle, slam in a clip and gun down the room!!
2:*snik*... you are ripped to shreds by the hail of bullets from <player>!!
3:Grinning at <target>, you pull the trigger!
4:<player> pulls out <his/her> assault rifle and guns <target> down in cold blood!
5:<player> points <his/her> assault rifle at you and pulls the trigger! NOOO!!
6:Uh oh, outa bullets!!
7:<player> gets a wild look in <his/her> eyes, as <he/she> searches feverishly for more bullets!
pounce - by Unknown
1:Pounce on whom?
2:<player> is looking for someone to pounce on.
3:You pounce on <target>, pinning <him/her> to the ground.
4:<player> pounces on <target>, pinning <him/her> to the ground.
5:<player> pounces on you, pinning you to the ground.
6:You try pouncing on yourself, but it doesn't quite work.
7:<player> tries to pounce on <him/her>self, but it doesn't quite work.
pound - by Unknown
1:You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought.
2:<player> makes vague pounding motions with <him/her> fist at the thought.
3:You pound <him/her> into a bloody mass.
4:<player> pounds <target> into a bloody mass.
5:<player> pounds you into a bloody mass.
6:You beat yourself severely about the head.
7:<player> beats <him/her> severely about the head.
pout - by Unknown
1:Ah, don't take it so hard.
2:<player> pouts.
3:You look at <target> and begin pouting.
4:<player> looks at <target> with a pout on <his/her> face. What is <he/she>, six?
5:<player> looks at you with a pout on <his/her> face, reminding you of a six-year old.
6:You pout quietly to yourself, but nobody pays any attention.
7:<player> pouts quietly to <him/her>self. Well, at least <he/she>'s got a hobby...
powerranger - by Unknown
1:Go Go Power Rangers!
2:<player> says 'Go Go Power Rangers!'
3:You cheer on <target>, saying 'Go Go Power Ranger!'
4:<player> cheers <target> on, saying 'Go Go Power Ranger!'
5:<player> cheers you on, saying 'Go Go Power Ranger!'
6:You remort as a Ranger, then cry 'Go Go Power Rangers!'
7:<player> remorts Ranger, then cries 'Go Go Power Rangers!'
powza - by Unknown
1:You get that invincible superhero feeling again.
2:<player> makes another villain see stars with <his/her> fists of fury.
3:You see POWZA!! in giant letters above your head as you hit <target>.
4:POWZA!! <player> just sent <target> flying with a superhero punch!
5:<player> literally screams out POWZA!! as <his/her> fist connects with your jaw!
6:Practicing your heroic punches on yourself is not such a great idea.
7:<player> practices <his/her> finishing punch on <him/her>self - POWZA!! - Ouch!
prance - by Unknown
1:You prance around in the forest, spreading love and goodwill!
2:<player> prances about, giving CRs to newbies and flowers to helpers!
3:You prance up to <target> and hand <him/her> a beautiful little flower!
4:<player> prances up to <target> and hands <him/her> a beautiful little flower!
5:<player> prances up to you and hands you a beautiful little flower!
6:One too many of those peppy pills, eh <player>?
7:<player> helps a poor newbie with a CR! Someone call the Media!
preciouss - by Unknown
1:You tell that Bagginsss who's the boss!
2:<player> says 'Thief, thief, thief! Baggins! We hates it!'
3:You yell at <target> for stealing your preciouss.
4:<player> says 'Thief, thief, thief! <target>ss! We hates it!'
5:<player> says 'Thief, thief, thief! <target>ss! We hates it!'
6:You say 'Sss, sss, gollum! Goblinses!
7:<player> says 'Sss, sss, gollum! Goblinses!
preen - by Unknown
1:You find a quiet spot and tend to your feathers.
2:<player> sits quietly and preens.
3:You gently preen <target>'s feathers.
4:<player> starts to nuzzle and preen <target>.
5:<player> preens you lovingly.
6:You look around pitifully, hoping someone will preen you.
7:<player>'s feathers are in need of preening. <player> sniffs sadly.
princess - by Unknown
1:You need to do a promotion interview, very quickly.
2:<player> asks all around if someone needs a promotion interview.
3:You're going to interview <target>, it's time to be evil.
4:<player> gets an evil look in <his/her> eyes as <he/she>'s gonna interview <target>.
5:You can only see Evil in <player>'s eyes as the interview is about to start.
6:You are the most evil Amazon Princess ever.
7:<player> is the most evil Amazon Princess ever, you agree...
probe - by Joker
1:You longingly look for someone to probe.
2:<player> looks for someone to probe.
3:You probe <target>.
4:<player> probes <target>. You feel disgusted, yet slightly aroused.
5:<player> probes you. You feel disgusted, yet slightly aroused.
6:You probe yourself simply because you can.
7:<player> probes <him/her>self. You feel disgusted, yet slightly aroused.
prod - by Unknown
1:You prod yourself into action, hmm.
2:<player> prods <him/her>self into action, how strange.
3:You prod <target> into action!
4:<player> prods <target> into action!
5:<player> prods you into action!
6:You start to get annoyed with yourself for being idle, weirdo!
7:<player> starts to get annoyed with <him/her>self for being idle, weirdo!
protect - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to protect. How noble of you.
2:<player> looks around for someone to protect.
3:You bravely impose yourself between <target> and the danger that confronts <him/her>.
4:<player> steps between <target> and the danger without a thought to <his/her> own safety.
5:You swoon with adoration as <player> calmly steps between you and the slavering doom hunting you.
6:You curl up into a ball and hug your knees to you tightly, wishing someone would protect you.
7:<player> curls up into a ball and whimpers in terror, wishing <he/she> had someone to protect <him/her>.
proud - by Unknown
1:You straighten your shoulders and nod proudly.
2:<player> straightens <his/her> shoulders and nods proudly.
3:You clap <target> across the back, beaming proudly.
4:<player> beams proudly at <target>.
5:<player> beams proudly at you.
6:You beam proudly at yourself.
7:<player> beams proudly at <him/her>self.
prozac - by Citron
1:You smile dreamily at the prozac-induced angels around your head.
2:<player> is weaving and muttering about angels...Looks like it's time for
3:You inform <target> all of <his/her> problems can be solved with a prozac and
4:<player> has just clubbed <target> with a polo mallet! Get the prozac!
5:<player> tells you there's nothing wrong with you that can't be cured by a
6:You club yourself with a polo mallet...maybe it's time for some prozac.
7:<player> is clubbing <him/her>self with a polo mallet...you advise <him/her>
pseudomed - by Unknown
1:You doth greetest the morning well, my friend.
2:'Gadzooks!' cries <player>. 'How arst thee today, mine good lord?'. The room goes quiet.
3:Thou enquirest into the state of <target>'s connection.
4:'Hey nonny nonny', spake <player>, brow sweating with the effort of RP, '<target>'s connection doth lag badly. Dude.'
5:Uh oh, <player> is trying to RP again. You nod and smile, whilst eyeing your escape route.
6:Ho ho, truly thou art totally cool!
7:<target> declares <he/she> is the most famous knight in the kingdom. Ivar creeps up slowly, mallet in hand.
psqueal - by Unknown
1:The thought of weasels makes you squeal like a stuck pig.
2:<player> holds up a weasel trap and squeals like a stuck pig.
3:You catch sight of <target>'s weasel runs and squeal like a stuck pig.
4:<player> hurls <him/her>self on <target>'s weasel runs and squeals like a stuck pig.
5:<player> looks at your weasel runs and squeals like a stuck pig! Quick! Hide the weasels!
6:You think about explaining the location of the weasel in the ER and squeal like a stuck pig.
7:<player> mumbles something about a 'horrible accident with a pet store delivery van' and squeals like a stuck pig.
psycho - by Charybdis
1:You sing nursery rhymes while stabbing at dolls.
2:<player> sits in the corner singing softly with headless dolls surrounding <him/her>.
3:You go psychotic on <target>, turning <his/her> back into a pincushion with your favourite dagger.
4:You gag as fountains of blood erupt from <target>'s back, dying <player>'s clothing a ruby red.
5:You squeal in terror as <player> pounces on your back, and shows you <his/her> shiny dagger before plunging it inside!
6:You stab a knife repeatedly at your hand, not managing to hit the gaps..
7:A small pool of blood leaks out as <player> stares with rapt fascination as <he/she> stabs <his/her> hand repeatedly.
puddle - by Unknown
1:You stomp a puddle in anger and splash mud everywhere!
2:<player> stomps a puddle in anger and splashes mud everywhere!
3:You stomp a puddle and splash mud all over <target>!
4:<player> stomps a puddle and splashes mud all over <target>!
5:<player> stomps a puddle and splashes mud all over you!
6:You stomp a puddle and splash mud all over yourself!
7:<player> stomps a puddle and splashes mud all over <him/her>self!
puff - by Unknown
1:You mimic Puff at his most annoying.
2:<player> says, "Did you know that I'm written in C?"
puke - by Unknown
1:You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!
2:<player> pukes.
3:You puke on <him/her>.
4:<player> pukes on <target>.
5:<player> spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!
6:You puke on yourself.
7:<player> pukes on <his/her> clothes.
pull - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to pull close.
2:<player> looks like <he/she> is looking for someone to pull close.
3:You pull <target> close, squeezing <him/her> tight.
4:<player> pulls <target> close to <him/her>, squeezing <him/her> tight.
5:<player> pulls you close, squeezing you tight.
6:THE TRIGGER! NO ONE CARES!
7:Looks like <player> is trying to fold into a little ball.
punch - by Unknown
1:Punch whom?
3:You punch <him/her> playfully.
4:<player> punches <target> playfully.
5:<player> punches you playfully. OUCH!
6:You punch yourself. You deserve it.
7:<player> punches <him/her>self. Why don't you join in?
punkrock - by Unknown
1:Yeah! Lets goto the Punk Rock show!
2:<player> is thinkin PUNK ROCK SHOW!
3:You ask <target> 'Wanna go to the Punk Rock show?!'
4:<player> asks <target> if <he/she> wants to goto the Punk Rock Show? Sound like a good idea?
5:<player> asks if you wanna goto the Punk Rock Show?
6:You should ask someone to go with you..
7:<player> is thinkin about Punk.. You should go with <him/her>.. <he/she> is lonely.
puppy - by Unknown
1:You pant and yip wishing someone would pet you.
2:<player> pants and yips like a little puppy. Maybe <he/she> wants to be petted.
3:Panting and yipping, you lick <target>'s hand begging <him/her> to pet you.
4:<player> just licked <target>'s hand. Interesting.
5:Panting and yipping like a little puppy, <player> licks your hand trying to get you to pet <him/her>.
6:You start a mad race to catch your own tail.
7:<player> runs around in circles, chasing <his/her> own tail.
purr - by Unknown
1:MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
2:<player> purrs contentedly.
3:You rub up against <target> and purr contentedly.
4:<player> rubs against <target> and purrs contentedly.
5:<player> rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.
6:You purr quietly to yourself.
7:<player> purrs contentedly to <him/her>self.
pyramus - by Unknown
1:You think Pyramus is soo HOT!!!!
2:<player> tthinks Pyramus is soooo HOT!!!!
3:You tell <target> that Pyramus is so Hot!
4:<player> tells <target> that Pyramus is so Hot!
5:<player> tells you that Pyramus is so HOT!
6:Man, You sure do love Pyramus.
7:<player> sure does love Pyramus......
pyro - by Unknown
1:You start a wastebasket fire, cackling madly as you stare into the flames.
2:<player> stares hypnotically into the flames of a wastebasket fire, cackling to <him/her>self!
3:You sneak up on <target> and set <his/her> hair on fire, while giggling to yourself.
4:<player> laughs mercilessly as <target> runs around the room screaming with <his/her> hair on fire!
5:ACK! <player> has set your hair on fire! Put it out, put it out!
6:You hold your finger over a lighter, seeing how long you can keep it there.
7:<player> holds <his/her> finger over a lighter, trying to keep it there as long as <he/she> can.
What the Line Numbers Mean
1: What you see when you give no argument:
ie, You slap nothing!
2: What other people see when you give no argument:
ie, <player> slaps nothing!
3: What you see when you DO give an argument:
ie, You slap Lasher!
4: What others see when you DO give an argument:
ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher!
5: What your target sees:
ie, Whitedragon slaps you!
6: What you see when you use 'self':
ie, You slap yourself silly!
7: What others see when you use 'self':
ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly!