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IWuvAard: Display Socials

65 applicable socials found.

radience - by Unknown
1:You sanctify the place with your light!
2:Oh no! You must give up your evil ways because <player> filled the room with light!
3:You preach to <target> about stopping <his/her> sins and give in to the Light!
4:<player> is preaching to <target> about how <he/she> should give up <his/her> sins.
5:<player> screams at you 'Come to the light, child! Or face the wrath of Radience!'
6:You're surrounded by evil demons of the dark! Too many problems to fix in this world!
7:<player> pulls out <his/her> holy sword and looks at you, you scream 'Hey, back off, man!' but <he/she> walks towards you...
raider - by Unknown
1:Its been two days! Its been far too long since you've ruined someone's day :(
2:<player> decides to ruin someone's day!
3:Muhaha! You have successfully ruined <target>'s day!
4:Gasp! The horror! <player> just ruined <target>'s day! :( They're so naughty!!
5:AAAAH! NOOO! <player> just ruined your day! Make <him/her> stop!!! :(
6:Muhahaha!!! You ruined your own day...?!?
7:Hmm...seems <player> just ruined <his/her> own day! Grats!
raidspringer - by Unknown
1:You get bored and post a couple dozen notes on the Raiding board
2:<player> must be bored; They just posted another dozen notes on Raiding board.
3:You try to raid <target>'s clan, DAMNIT.. too many defenders.. *whine*
4:<player> tries to raid <target>'s clan, but they have allied with half the mud!
5:<player> tries to raid your clan, but you have allied with half the mud! Success!
6:You can't seem to raid successfully.. the system must be at fault! *whine*
7:Good lord.. won't <player> EVER quit bitching about alliances and raiding?!
raise - by Unknown
1:You raise your hand.
2:<player> raises <his/her> hand.
3:You raise <his/her> hand.
4:<player> raises <target>'s hand.
5:<player> raises your hand.
6:You raise your hands in the air and scream "YEAH!!"
7:<player> raises <his/her> hands in the air and screams "YEAH!!"
ramble - by Unknown
1:You ramble on and on.
2:<player> rambles on about a boring exploit.
3:You ramble on to <target> about your past adventures.
4:<player> blithers on and on to <target> about something.
5:<player> tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.
rangernowuv - by Unknown
1:Rangers don't get no wuvvin from yoo!
2:<player> declares no wuv for rangers!
3:You believe <target> is a ranger so <he/she> doesn't get any wuv!
4:<player> declares no wuvvin' for <target> cuz <he/she> r ranger!
5:*Sob* <player> thinks you're a ranger. :(
6:You call yourself a ranger and get no wuvvin'!
7:<player> calls <him/her>self a ranger so you don't give <him/her> any wuv.
rangerwuv - by Unknown
1:You dont see anything wrong with a little RangerWuv!
2:<player> wonders if you would want some RangerWuv!
3:You have given <target> some kinky RangerWuv!
4:<player> has given <target> some kinky RangerWuv!
5:<player> throws you up against a tree, as bark flies and animals blush.
6:You really would like to RangerWuv yourself wouldn't you? You Pervert!
7:<player> is busying pleasing <him/her>self with some kinky RangerWuv. The Pervert!
rankfreak - by Unknown
1:You have a sudden urge to get onto rank 4. You run off to the incinerator bot.
2:In <his/her> vain quest for fame, <player> lets <him/her>self get killed by the incinerator bot.
3:You have passed <target> on a ranking! How great you are!
4:You ignore <player> as <he/she> throws a party in honor of passing <target> on the Aardwolf rankings.
5:<player> rants to you about <his/her> new position on the Aardwolf rankings. Yay.
6:You have been purged off the ranks! NOOOOOO!
7:You laugh at <player> as the immortals crush <his/her> attempts at getting onto the Aardwolf rankings.
ranma - by Unknown
1:You say, "Hi. I'm <player> Saotome. I'm sorry about all this."
2:<player> says, "Hi. I'm <player> Saotome. I'm sorry about all this."
3:You scream, "<target>! You... sound... like... a... GIRL!" and toss <target> into a pool of water.
4:<player> screams, "<target>! You... sound... like... a... GIRL!" and tosses <target> into a pool of water.
5:<player> screams, "<target>! You... sound... like... a... GIRL!" and tosses you into a pool of water.
6:You say, "Hi. I'm <player> Saotome. I'm sorry about all this."
7:<player> says, "Hi. I'm <player> Saotome. I'm sorry about all this."
raspberry - by Unknown
1:You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.
2:<player> sticks <his/her> tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.
3:You give <target> the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.
4:<player> gives <target> the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!
5:You are splattered with saliva as <player> gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!
6:You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.
rat - by Unknown
1:You pull a rat out of your hat. How Estonian!
2:<player> pulls a rat out of <his/her> hat.
3:You pull a rat out of <target>'s hat.
4:<player> pulls a rat out of <target>'s hat.
5:<player> pulls a rat out of your hat. How'd that get in there?
6:You call upon Rott, the patron saint of rats!
7:<player> calls upon Rott! A thousand rats pour out of <his/her> hat!
ratwuv - by Unknown
1:You scurry around, looking for a worthy recipient of hot ratling wuv.
2:<player> scurries around, pink tail curled in the shape of a heart.
3:You leap upon <target>, gently nibbling <his/her> ear with tender ratling wuv.
4:<player> nibbles on <target>'s ear as if it were good aged cheddar.
5:<player> nibbles gently on your ear with passionate ratling wuv.
6:You wrap your tail around yourself in a warm ratling wuv embrace.
7:<player> embraces <him/her>self with <his/her> tail, that lucky rat!
rbob - by Unknown
1:You turn into Bob and start dancing.
2:<player> turns into Bob and starts doing the Robot.
3:You challenge <target> and hope <he/she> doesn't accept.
4:<player> faces <target> as a bead of oil rolls down <his/her> face.
5:You are challenged by <player> (aka Bob), but <he/she> doesn't look ready.
6:You trigger your self-destruct mode. Everyone better watch out.
7:A strange ticking starts to come from inside <player>. Be careful.
rbunny - by Unknown
1:The RaDiOaCtIvE Bunnies are coming! But when?
2:<player> KNOWS the rAdIoAcTiVe Bunnies are coming! And they WILL kill all!
3:Mhahahaha, You have ordered The RaDiOaCtIvE Rabbits to attack <target>!!!
4:The RaDiOaCtIvE Bunnies are leaping out of the sky and attacking <target> at <player>'s orders!!!
5:NoooooooOOOOO! The RaDiOaCtIvE Bunnies at <player>'s command have found you!!!
6:Nooo! Don't do that! Please no! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
7:The RaDiOaCtIvE Bunnies are ripping <player> to shreds!!!!!!! again.
rchain - by Unknown
1:You look around the room looking for heads to cut off!
2:<player> looks around the room, looking like <he/she> needs a hug...
3:You chop off <target>'s head with a rusty chainsaw!
4:<player> lops off <target>'s head with a loud, rusty chainsaw!
5:<player> gives you a warm red "chain hug"! Pass it on!
6:You attempt to kill yourself with a rusty chainsaw!
7:<player> hugs <him/her>self with a chain of rose petals!
rconnect - by Unknown
1:Bah.. yet another disconnect. :(
2:<player> announces that <he/she> just returned from linkdeath.
3:You tell <target> that you just reconnected.
4:<player> tells <target> that <he/she> just returned from linkdeath.
5:<player> announces you that <he/she> just reconnected. What did you say again?
6:Hoping for smoother connection? Dream on. ;)
7:<player> prays for smoother connection. <he/she>'s a dreamer. :P
ready - by Unknown
1:You dig down into the dirt, ready to do battle.
2:<player> digs down into the dirt, obviously ready to do battle.
3:You nod, alerting <target> that this foe must now die miserably.
4:<player> nods, alerting <target> that their unlucky foe must now die miserably.
5:<player> nods, signaling you that your foe must now die miserably.
6:You give yourself a neat motivational speech.
7:<player> withdraws into the clutches of some sort of motivational mantra.
reaper - by Unknown
1:Whom do you wish to send Dark Reaper after?
2:<player> utters some strange words but nothing happens.
3:You summon a Dark Reaper from Pits of Hell and send it after <target>
4:Dark Reaper is after <target>. Run Away!!!
5:<player> summons a Dark Reaper to carry your soul to Hell.
6:You just summoned a Dark Reaper after yourself!
7:Dark Reaper pulls <player>'s soul to Hell.
recog - by Unknown
1:You demand that the world recognize your superior intellect!
2:<player> demands that you recognize <his/her> superior intellect.
3:You repeatedly remind <target> that <his/her> intellect is superior to yours.
4:<player> recognizes <target> as a true genius.
5:<player> reminds you that your intellect is superior to <his/her> own.
6:You recognize true genius in yourself.
7:Better get the cattle prod, <player> is proclaiming <him/her>self a genius again.
reconnect - by Unknown
1:Those fools at your ISP will pay. Oh, yes. They will.
2:<player>, cursing their ISP, accepts <his/her> fate and returns to the embrace of linkdeath.
3:You drive to <his/her> ISP and start unplugging wires.
4:What is <player> doing with all those wires? And why is <target> being so quiet all of a sudden?
5:As the flow of text across your screen slows to a trickle like the last well of a dying town, you hear the maniacal laughter of <player>.
6:You sell your soul for a cable modem... but what's this? It lags anyway!
7:<player> can be seen making a deal with a dark, sulphorous fellow.
red - by Unknown
1:You are on the Red team and dang proud of it!
2:<player> is on the Red team and dang proud of it!
3:You help <target> slaughter the pitiful Green Team.
4:<player> helps <target> slaughter the pitiful Green Team.
5:<player> helps you slaughter the weak Green Team.
6:You will win the day for the Red.
7:<player> feels like <he/she> will win the day for the Red.
redhat - by Unknown
1:Woohoo!! You finally got RedHat up and running! Look out Bill Gates!
2:Woohoo!! <player> finally got RedHat up and running! Look out Bill Gates!
3:You hand <target> a copy of RedHat Linux to help with <his/her> Windoze troubles.
4:As <target> sobs about <his/her> troubles with Windoze, <player> hands <him/her> a RedHat install disk.
5:<player> hands you a diskette with a red hat on it and tells you to boot from it to solve all of your Windoze troubles.
6:You begin to think of penguins as you search for a replacement for Windoze.
7:<player> starts to walk like a penguin as he begins to speak of replacing Windoze.
rehi - by Unknown
1:You notice life and say hello to everyone once again.
2:Noticing signs of life, <player> says hello to everyone once again.
3:You notice signs of life in <target> and say hello to <him/her> once again.
4:After noticing signs of life in <target>, <player> says hello to <target> once again.
5:Noticing signs of life in you, <player> says hello to you once again.
6:You say hello to yourself again and again.
7:Repeatedly, <player> says hello to <him/her>self.
reject - by Unknown
1:What's with all these people?!? Remember, Just Say No!
2:<player> is turning down ANOTHER marriage proposal?!?
3:You gaze deeply into <target>'s eyes and whisper, "No."
4:Obviously <player> and <target> are NOT getting married!
5:<player> gazes deeply into your eyes and whispers, "No."
6:You remind yourself that you need your freedom.
7:<player> reminds <him/her>self that there is life without marriage.
rejoice - by Unknown
1:You sigh in the realization that you're weak and nobody cares about you.
2:There is rejoicing in the Temple as Crusader Hero <player> increases in power!
3:You rejoice in the Temple with <target> as <he/she> increases in power!
4:Rejoicing erupts in the Temple as <player> congratulates <target>!
5:<player> dances on the Temple altar and rejoices for your increase in power!
6:The masses grovel at your feet in rejoice for your breathtaking power.
7:You can't help laughing as <player> begs and cries to The Nameless One.
relax - by Unknown
1:You kick back and relax, waiting for nothing important.
2:<player> kicks back in a comfortable looking chair.
3:You find a comfortable chair and tell <target> to relax in it for a while.
4:<player> pulls up a chair and tells <target> to take a load off.
5:<player> pulls up a chair and tells you to take a load off.
6:All you can think of now is a nice comfy chair and a good book.
7:<player> looks for a comfortable chair to relax in.
repop - by Unknown
1:You play the part of the Pied Piper and try to round up the mobs.
2:All around the <player>berry bush...Repop! Goes the aggies.
3:Umm?! Mating with <target> won't make more <target>s!
4:<player> is trying to repopulate the area with mini-<target>s!
5:ICK!! <player> is trying to make babies with you! Ew! Get <him/her> off!
6:A little TOO impatient, perhaps?
7:<player> tries to repopulate the area by giving sweet lovin' to the mobs!
reprimand - by Unknown
1:You look around for someone to reprimand.
2:You better watch it, <player> is looking for someone to reprimand!
3:With a resounding *WHAP* you reprimand <target>.
4:With a resounding *WHAP* <player> reprimands <target>.
5:With a resounding *WHAP* <player> reprimands you.
6:Yes. You do deserve that.
7:<player> exclaims 'I have sinned! Purge me!'
reservoir - by Unknown
1:You turn the radio to a channel you like.
2:<player> turns the radio to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies Weekend.
3:You dance to the radio as you cut <his/her> ear off!
4:<player> ties <target> to a chair and cuts <his/her> ear off with a knife!
5:<player> ties you to a chair and cuts your ear off with a knife! Don't move!
6:"Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you!"
7:<player> dances to The Sounds of The Seventies with a knife in <his/her> hand!
respect - by Unknown
1:You yell, 'Respect My Authoritay!'
2:<player> yells, 'Respect My Authoritay!'
3:You beat <target> and yell, 'Respect My Authoritay!'
4:<player> beats <target> and yells, 'Respect My Authoritay!'
5:<player> beats you and yells, 'Respect My Authoritay!'
6:You beat yourself to learn respect.
7:<player> beats <him/her>self to learn respect.
retire - by Unknown
1:You write a bunch of notes about how much the mud sucks, stop playing for a week, come back and rename.
2:<player> writes a bunch of notes about how much the mud sucks, stops playing for a week and then comes back and renames.
3:You bitch to <target> about how much this mud sucks, that the imps are out to make your life total misery, swear you're going to delete...and come back in a week with a new name.
4:<player> bitches to <target> about how much this mud sucks, that the imps are out to make <his/her> life total misery, swear <he/she>'s going to delete...and comes back in a week with a new name.
5:<player> bitches to you about how much this mud sucks, that the imps are out to make <his/her> life total misery, swears <he/she>'s going to delete...and comes back in a week with a new name.
6:You swear to yourself that you're going to delete this time, you really are, you won't put up with it anymore....just as soon as you finish this level.
7:<player> swears that <he/she>'s going to delete this time, <he/she> really is, <he/she> won't put up with it anymore....just as soon as <he/she> finishes this level.
rights - by Unknown
1:You try to defend your rights, you damn terrorist!
2:<player> tries to defend <his/her> rights, <he/she> must be a damn terrorist!
3:You try to defend <target>'s rights. Are you in the same cell?
4:<player> tries to defend <target>'s rights. They must be in the same cell.
5:<player> tries to defend your rights, you must be in the same cell.
6:You walk through Midgaard carrying a pencil sharpener, die terrorist!
7:<player> walks through Midgaard carrying a pencil sharpener, kill the terrorist scum!
rightwuv - by Unknown
1:You wuv your right hand.
2:<player> gives his right hand a pat on the back.
3:You show <target> that you are going on a date with your righthand!
4:<player> shows <target> that <he/she> is going to the bathroom with <his/her> right hand! UCCCK!
5:<player> shows you that <he/she> is going to the bathroom with <his/her> right hand! UCCCK!
6:WOOO! Bathroom break!
7:<player> goes to the bathroom.. hugging <his/her> right hand... What?
rimmer - by Unknown
1:You do the Rimmer Salute. Atten-SHUN!
2:<player> does some strange twirly salute, and looks like a fool.
3:<target> is interfering with crucial maintenance work! Better report <him/her>.
4:You stifle a laugh as <player> acts all pompous and bureaucratic towards <target> again.
5:<player> writes yet another report on you. What a smeghead.
6:A good hobby is the only good way to escape from this depressing life.
7:<player> begins leafing through his collection of photos of telephone poles.
rimshot - by Unknown
1:You beat wildly on a drum set.
2:<player> starts slamming <his/her> head into a drum repeatedly.
3:You slam out a quick rimshot at <his/her> remark.
4:<player> slams out a quick rimshot at <target>'s comment. <he/she>'s hot tonight!
5:Hey, we haven't beaten up <player> today, have we?
6:You celebrate your witty remark by slamming around like a moron.
7:You look frantically for a place to hide from <player>.
rimso - by Unknown
1:You take a second to think about -/\/Crimson\/\-. My god, you've been blinded! AHHHHHHH!
2:<player> has been blinded by the sight of -/\/Crimson\/\-'s logo.
3:You flash -/\/Crimson\/\-'s new logo in <target>'s eyes. Then <he/she> says "Didn't it used to have crimson in it?", and passes out.
4:<player> is about to spray <target> with some burnt marbu but realizes that perhaps -/\/Crimson\/\- is a more efficient blinding method.
5:Uh-oh. <player> just flashed the logo -/\/Crimson\/\- in your eyes. It's way more potent than burnt marbu.
6:-/\/Crimson\/\--/\/Crimson\/\--/\/Crimson\/\--/\/Crimson\/\--/\/Crimson\/\-
7:<player> says "Hmm, the recipe for stupidity calls for one logo change, 5 ally backstabbings, and a well powered Fgrows. What's an Fgrows?"
ringrun - by Unknown
1:You run around ringing door bells and fleeing away, dying of laughter.
2:<player> goes around ringing random door bells and running.
3:You point and laugh at <target> screaming, "RING AND RUN!!!"
4:<player> laughs at <target> screaming, "RING AND RUN!!!"
5:<player> laughs at you and screams, "RING AND RUN!!!" while running away.
6:You wonder if anyone would like to join you in playing Ring and Run.
7:<player> invites you to play Ring and Run with <him/her>.
rip - by Unknown
1:You put a bounty on someone's head but can't seem to remember who.
2:Uh oh.. It seems that <player> is looking for someone's head to rip off.
3:You take <target>'s head and tear it from <his/her> shoulders.
4:You join <player> in a game of basketball with <target>'s head.
5:You're in trouble now, your head seems to be missing after <player>'s work.
6:You rip your own head off.. That wasn't smart now was it?
7:You wonder if you should help <player>, <he/she> just ripped <his/her> own head off.
ripouttongue - by Unknown
1:Your patience is wearing thin eh?
2:<player> jams <his/her> fingers in <his/her> ears, closes <his/her> eyes and starts humming...
3:You lean over nice and casual like, RIP OUT <target>'s tongue and giggle.
4:<player> smiles then casually rips out <target>'s tongue.
5:<player> smiles at you then casually rips out your tongue?!?
6:Say something stupid eh? happens to the best of us :)
7:<player> just ripped out <his/her> own tongue.. bout time eh?
ritual - by Unknown
1:You lay out a few magical components and start to summon the Powers of Nature.
2:<player> lays out a few magical components and starts to summon the Powers of Nature.
3:You set out a few magical components and with <target> begin to summon the Powers of Nature.
4:<player> sets out a few magical components and with <target> begins to summon the Powers of Nature.
5:<player> sets out a few magical components and taking your hand, begins to summon the Powers of Nature.
6:You hold a candle in one hand, and a decorated staff in the other as you summon the Powers of Nature
7:<player> holds a candle in one hand, and a decorated staff in the other as <he/she> summons the Powers of Nature
rko - by Malak
1:You have proven yourself to be none other than the Legend Killer
2:You stand in awe at <player>, a true Legend Killer!
3:You grab <target> by the neck and deliver a devastating RKO!
4:<player> grabs <target> and drops <him/her> with an RKO!
5:You lose consciousness as <player> hits you with a devastating RKO!
6:You become another statistic to the deadly RKO!
7:<player> is such a Legend that he RKO's <him/her>self!
rndthis - by Unknown
1:This is not a random social.
2:<player> proudly uses this social to show <his/her> contempt for random.
3:You tell <target> what you think of <his/her> random social spam.
4:<player> turns slowly to <target> and lovingly says "Random THIS!".
5:<player> politely tells you where to put your random socials.
6:OK, if you random one more time, you're going to kill you.
7:<player> is trying to remove <his/her> addiction to random.
roacher - by Unknown
1:Oh great the double roaches have arrived.
2:<player> complains about the double roaches.
3:You accuse <target> of being a double roacher.
4:<player> rushes the next mob before <target> can roach it.
5:You are being called a double roacher again by <player>.
6:You complain to yourself about double experience.
7:<player> mumbles to himself about double roaches.
roar - by Unknown
1:You roar in victory over your fallen enemy.
2:<player> roars in victory over <his/her> fallen enemy.
3:You unleash a mighty roar in <target>'s direction.
4:<player> roars loudly in <target>'s direction.
5:<player> unleashes a mighty roar in your direction.
6:You growl beneath your breath.
7:<player> growls beneath <his/her> breath.
rock - by Neeper
1:You rock gently back and forth in you hammock.
2:<player> rocks gently back and forth in a hammock.
3:You curl up with <target> in your hammock and smile gently as you rock back and forth together.
4:Awww, Isn't that sweet, <player> and <target> are curled up in a hammock.
5:You smile softly as <player> curls up in a hammock with you and magically causes the wind to rock you back and forth together.
6:You sux0rz, you aint got no one in your hammock but you!
7:<player> curls up in his hammock all alone. Awww.
rocknrun - by Neeper
1:You need someone to run away with!
3:You pack up your hammock and grab <target>, jump on your speederbike and
4:*ZOOOM* Woah, talk about fast, guess that means <player> and <target> are off
5:You swoon as <player> packs up <his/her> hammock and takes you off to a
6:You tuck your hammock under your arm and shuffle off home alone.
7:<player> rolls <his/her> hammock up, tucks it under <his/her> arm and
rocksleep - by Neeper
1:You snuggle down into your hammock and rock yourself to sleep.
2:<player> snuggles down into <his/her> hammock and rocks <him/her>self to sleep.
3:You draw <target> to you and snuggle down to sleep in the gently rocking hammock.
4:Shhhh! <player> and <target> are snuggled up together in a hammock, I think they are sleeping!
5:You smile softly as <player> wraps <his/her> arms around you and snuggles you down into <his/her> hammock.
6:You sux0rz, you are all asleep in your hammock alone. Hah.
7:<player> is sleeping all by <him/her>self. Awww.
rofl - by Unknown
1:You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
2:<player> falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
3:You fall to the floor laughing at <target>'s remark.
4:<player> rolls on the floor laughing at <target>'s antics!
5:<player> rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!
rok - by Unknown
1:You raise your fist high and vow your allegiance to Rok!!
2:<player> raises <his/her> fist high and vows <his/her> allegiance to Rok!!
3:You invite <target> to join the [Cult of Rok]
4:<player> invites <target> to join the [Cult of Rok]
5:<player> invites you to join the [Cult of Rok] by typing: Rok Self
6:You remind yourself to worship Rok by typing: title @R[@YCult of Rok@R]@w
7:<player> reminds <him/her>self to worship Rok at the scheduled time.
roll - by Unknown
1:You roll your eyes in disgust.
2:<player> rolls <his/her> eyes, disgusted.
3:You look at <target> and roll your eyes in disgust.
4:<player> rolls <his/her> eyes in disgust at <target>.
5:<player> rolls <his/her> eyes at you.
6:You roll your eyes at yourself in disgust. What a picture.
7:<player> rolls <his/her> eyes at <him/her>self in disgust.
rose - by Unknown
1:Who would you like to give it to?
3:You give <him/her> a pretty rose.
4:<player> hands <target> a beautiful rose.
5:<player> hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@
6:You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...
7:<player> gives <him/her>self a rose, dont you feel sorry for <him/her>?
roshambo - by Unknown
1:You decide to start a game of Ro-Sham-Bo. Anyone wanna join?
2:<player> wants to kick people in the crotch for sport. Better keep away.
3:You walk up to <target> and play a little game of Ro-Sham-Bo.
4:Ouch! <player> has been watching too much SouthPark as <he/she> kicks <target> in the crotch.
5:You fall to the ground in agony as <player> kicks you in the crotch. Damn SouthPark fan!
6:You start practicing Ro-Sham-Bo by kicking yourself in the crotch. Real smart.
7:<player> just kicked <him/her>self in the crotch, playing Ro-Sham-Bo. Weirdo.
rotator - by Unknown
1:You frantically search for someone you can remove from your friends list.
2:<player> is desparately looking for some friends to rotate. Maybe 60 slots is still not enough ...
3:You are no longer friends with <target>. That'll free up a spot on your friends list.
4:A relieved <player> smiles, having freed up another spot on <his/her> friends list.
5:You have been removed from <player>'s friend list.
6:Give it up, <player>. No matter how hard you try, you will still show up on "who friend".
7:Somebody PLEASE tell <player> to stop friending <him/her>self and wasting a slot on <his/her> friends list.
rox - by Unknown
1:U r rox!!
2:<player> r rox!!
3:<target>, did you know that your rocks r rox as my rocks r rox as rok r rox?
4:<player> asks <target>, did you know that your rocks r rox as my rocks r rox like rok?
5:<player> asks you, r u rox as i r rox as rok r rox but rocks r rox too?
6:U r rox as Lao r rox as all others r rox!! so why r u special?
7:Rydia r rox!! Lao r rox!! I r rox!! R u rox too?? Be rox with <player>!!
rplay - by Unknown
1:You really are a elven warrior with a sword. Don't let them tell you otherwise.
2:<player> really believes <he/she> is a dangerous elven warrior. Ignore them and they might go away.
3:You decapitate <target> with your flaming longsword! Your honor is avenged!
4:<player> "kills" <target> for Honor and Glory! <player> is avenged!
5:Egads! You have been smit by <player>! Avenge your fallen honor!
6:No! You'll never believe that it's just a game! Lies, all lies!
7:<player>, that poor elven warrior, has completely forgotten that it's a game!
rrbf - by Unknown
1:You reach into a hidden compartment and pull out... the Really, REALLY Big Fish!
2:<player> reaches into a hidden compartment and pulls out... the Really, REALLY Big Fish!
3:You grin evilly at <target> and brandish the Really, REALLY Big Fish!
4:<player> is grinning evilly at <target> and brandishing the Really, REALLY Big Fish!
5:<player> grins evilly at you and brandishes the Really, REALLY Big Fish!
6:You look about, menacingly waving the Really, REALLY Big Fish!
7:<player> looks about, menacingly waving the Really, REALLY Big Fish! Stay outta the way!
rshim - by Unknown
1:You start to imitate The Real Shim Shady saying you are him.
2:Oh no, <player> thinks <he/she> is The Real Shim Shady, run to tell Shim now!
3:You point to <target> and blame <him/her> for impersonating The Real Shim Shady.
4:<player> points to <target> and blames <him/her> for impersonating The Real Shim Shady.
5:You feel terrible as <player> accuses you of imitating The Real Shim Shady.
6:You start to sing to yourself, "The Real Shim Shady".
7:<player> starts to sing to <him/her>self, "The Real Shim Shady".
rtab - by Unknown
1:You tell everyone to read the announce board already!
2:<player> tells everyone to read the announce board already!
3:You scream at <target>, "Read the announce board already!!"
4:<player> screams at <target>, "Read the announce board already!!"
5:<player> screams at you, "Read the announce board already!!"
6:You scream at yourself to read the announce board already, silly!
7:<player> screams at <him/her>self, "Read the announce board already, silly!"
rtfm - by Unknown
1:Just rtfm already!
2:<player> strongly suggests you all rtfm.
3:You politely inform <target> that <he/she> should rtfm.
4:You applaud as <player> tells <target> to rtfm.
5:<player> asserts the opinion that you should rtfm.
6:You decide to rtfm before you really screw things up.
7:<player> decides to rtfm before <he/she> does something incredibly stupid.
rub - by Unknown
1:You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.
2:<player> rubs <his/her> hands together in greedy anticipation.
3:You give <target> a nice, long, kinky rubdown.
4:<player> gives <target> a nice long rubdown.
5:<player> gives you a rubdown, running <his/her> hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...
6:You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.
7:<player> rubs <him/her>self...what a creep!
ruffle - by Unknown
1:You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
3:You ruffle <target>'s hair playfully.
4:<player> ruffles <target>'s hair playfully.
5:<player> ruffles your hair playfully.
6:You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.
7:<player> ruffles <his/her> hair - weirdo!
ruk - by Unknown
1:Isn't Darla the most beautiful human being?
2:<player> thinks of <his/her> eternal love outloud.
3:You are the love slave of <target> now!
4:<player> really wants to marry <target> as you see <him/her> flirting around.
5:You gasp as <player> shows <his/her> empyrean love to you!
6:If you want to make babies, mud less and socialize more! (c)
7:<player> is just another narcissist, why are you staring at IT?
runaway - by Unknown
1:You scream 'RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!'.
2:<player> screams 'RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!'.
3:You scream '<target>, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.
4:<player> screams '<target>, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.
5:<player> screams '<target>, QUICK! RUN AWAY!'.
6:You desperately look for somewhere to run to!
7:<player> looks like <he/she>'s about to run away.
rutabaga - by Unknown
1:You tell Everyone 'Teehee! Your name is Everyone!' Everyone tells you 'so'
2:<player> tells Everyone 'Teehee! Your name is Everyone!' Everyone tells <player> 'so'
3:You tell <target> 'Teehee! Your name is <target>!' <target> tells you 'so'
4:<player> tells <target> 'Teehee! Your name is <target>!' <target> tells <player> 'so'
5:<player> tells you 'Teehee! Your name is <target>!' You tell <player> 'so'
6:You tell yourself 'Teehee! Your name is <player>' <player> tells you 'so'
7:<player> tells <him/her>self 'Teehee! Your name is <player>!' <player> tells <him/her>self 'so'
rwuv - by Unknown
1:You wuv all those silly (RAIDERS)! They are just so coot!
2:<player> wuvs (RAIDERS)! <he/she> thinks they are nice and big and strong!
3:You give <target> some crazy (RAIDER) wuvvin!
4:<player> gives <target> some (RAIDER) wuvvin! You wish you could get some...
5:<player> gives you some (RAIDER) wuvvin! Don't you feel special.
6:You try to give yourself (RAIDER) wuvvin, but then you realize you aren't a (RAIDER) :(
7:<player> mopes about because <he/she> can't get any (RAIDER) wuvvin.
What the Line Numbers Mean
1: What you see when you give no argument:
ie, You slap nothing!
2: What other people see when you give no argument:
ie, <player> slaps nothing!
3: What you see when you DO give an argument:
ie, You slap Lasher!
4: What others see when you DO give an argument:
ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher!
5: What your target sees:
ie, Whitedragon slaps you!
6: What you see when you use 'self':
ie, You slap yourself silly!
7: What others see when you use 'self':
ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly!