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| 1: | You scratch your head and say, "uggghh, I should know this." |
| 2: | <player> scratches <his/her> head and says, "Ugggggh, I should know this." |
| 3: | You take one look at <target> and run away screaming "Uggggggh!" |
| 4: | <player> looks at <target> and screams, "Ugggggggghhhhh! in pure terror! |
| 5: | <player> covers <his/her> eyes and runs off screaming, "UGGGGGH!", after looking at you. |
| 6: | You ugh at yourself in contempt. |
| 7: | <player> catches a glimpse of <his/her>elf in a mirror and screams, "UGGGGGGGGH"! |
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| 1: | Boxers, briefs and panties! Oh my!! |
| 2: | <player> asks you whether you wear boxers, briefs or panties. This should be a good book. |
| 3: | You slowly trace your finger along the edge of <target>'s underwear. What ARE you thinking? |
| 4: | <player> appears to be slowly rubbing <target>'s tummy, but you're not quite sure... |
| 5: | Oooo. <player> slips <his/her> fingers under your shirt and begins slowly tracing the edge of your underwear. |
| 6: | Geez, the itching...what the heck is this stuff....ow... |
| 7: | <player> is fidgeting with <his/her> undergarments again. You think you see the Hanes logo... |
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| 1: | You create a stupid, unintelligible social. |
| 2: | FLEE IN HORROR, FOR <player> HAS CREATED A STUPID, POINTLESS SOCIAL! |
| 3: | You accuse <target>'s socials of being unworthy. |
| 4: | You notice <player> remarking about how <target>'s socials are pointless and asanine. |
| 5: | <player> has accused your socials of being stupid and pointless, and has brought shame down upon you. |
| 6: | Your socials are better! Better I say! |
| 7: | <player> is ranting about how <his/her> socials are better again. You walk away, leaving <him/her> droning on and on. |
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| 1: | You twitch violently as you see another one of those illiterate fools use 'u' instead of 'you'. |
| 2: | <player> twitches violently as <he/she> notices someone use 'u' instead of 'you' again. |
| 3: | You lose it and beat <target> to death with a dictionary while screaming, "TYPE OUT YOUR WORDS!" |
| 4: | <player> is beating <target> to death with a dictionary, they must be using 'u' instead of 'you' again. |
| 5: | <player> savagely beats you to death with a dictionary for not typing out your words. |
| 6: | You scream incoherently as you catch yourself using 'u' instead of 'you' again and end your life. |
| 7: | <player> has caught <him/her>self using 'u' instead of 'you' one too many times, and kills <him/her>self. |
| What the Line Numbers Mean |
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What you see when you give no argument: ie, You slap nothing! |
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What other people see when you give no argument: ie, <player> slaps nothing! |
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What you see when you DO give an argument: ie, You slap Lasher! |
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What others see when you DO give an argument: ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher! |
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What your target sees: ie, Whitedragon slaps you! |
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What you see when you use 'self': ie, You slap yourself silly! |
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What others see when you use 'self': ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly! |