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IWuvAard: Display Socials

9 applicable socials found.

ugh - by Unknown
1:You scratch your head and say, "uggghh, I should know this."
2:<player> scratches <his/her> head and says, "Ugggggh, I should know this."
3:You take one look at <target> and run away screaming "Uggggggh!"
4:<player> looks at <target> and screams, "Ugggggggghhhhh! in pure terror!
5:<player> covers <his/her> eyes and runs off screaming, "UGGGGGH!", after looking at you.
6:You ugh at yourself in contempt.
7:<player> catches a glimpse of <his/her>elf in a mirror and screams, "UGGGGGGGGH"!
ultra - by Unknown
1:What's it going to be then, eh?
2:<player> ponders what <he/she> and <his/her> droogs shall do tonight.
3:You give <target> a horrorshow tolchock to the gulliver!
4:<player> gives <target> a lesson in the old ultra-violence.
5:The red krovvy begins to flow from your rot after a sharp tolchock from <player>.
6:You peet moloko with knives in it to sharpen you up for some twenty-to-one.
7:<player> peets milk with knives in it to sharpen <him/her> up for the old ultra-violence.
underage - by Unknown
1:U r a big boy now, aren't u?
2:<player> celbrates <his/her> 4teenth birthday 2day. wherez the chix?
3:Could it be u'll finally get lucky?
4:<player> hay <target> r u a chick? Wanna come to my manor <target> and watch cartoons? hehehehhe
5:<player> starts putting <his/her> sly moves on you.
6:If u think I am a tuff SOB give me a hell yeah!
7:<player> iz da kewlest guy on da mud n u no it!
undietrace - by Unknown
1:Boxers, briefs and panties! Oh my!!
2:<player> asks you whether you wear boxers, briefs or panties. This should be a good book.
3:You slowly trace your finger along the edge of <target>'s underwear. What ARE you thinking?
4:<player> appears to be slowly rubbing <target>'s tummy, but you're not quite sure...
5:Oooo. <player> slips <his/her> fingers under your shirt and begins slowly tracing the edge of your underwear.
6:Geez, the itching...what the heck is this stuff....ow...
7:<player> is fidgeting with <his/her> undergarments again. You think you see the Hanes logo...
undress - by Unknown
1:You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.
2:<player> begins to undress... <he/she> is VERY sexy... *Pant*
3:You undress <him/her> with your eyes... Kinky.
4:You feel the temperature of the room rise as <player> lusts on <target>...
5:Feeling exposed, you sense <player> undressing you with <his/her> eyes...
6:A mirror would work better...
unintel - by Unknown
1:You create a stupid, unintelligible social.
2:FLEE IN HORROR, FOR <player> HAS CREATED A STUPID, POINTLESS SOCIAL!
3:You accuse <target>'s socials of being unworthy.
4:You notice <player> remarking about how <target>'s socials are pointless and asanine.
5:<player> has accused your socials of being stupid and pointless, and has brought shame down upon you.
6:Your socials are better! Better I say!
7:<player> is ranting about how <his/her> socials are better again. You walk away, leaving <him/her> droning on and on.
upower - by Unknown
1:You're so sweet! You can totally flip out and kill people for no reason!
2:<player> totally looks sweet as <he/she> flips out and chops off heads!
3:Don't you look sweet as you so totally slice off <target>'s head!
4:<player> looks totally sweet as <he/she> slices off <target>'s head!
5:You totally just crapped your pants before <player> chopped your head off!
6:You commit seppuku because you are super pissed and there's no one else to kill!
7:<player> just got super pissed and shoved a frisbee down <his/her> throat!
url - by Unknown
1:You list a URL and everyone goes AFK.
2:<player>'s URL is interesting, you go AFK.
3:Clever! <target>'s atention is drawn to an interesting URL!
4:Why is <player> giving <target> the address to a website?
5:Fiften minutes later, you wonder why <player> gave you that URL.
6:In an attempt to clear your favorite area, you post a URL.
7:http://www.<player>.com
usmite - by Unknown
1:You twitch violently as you see another one of those illiterate fools use 'u' instead of 'you'.
2:<player> twitches violently as <he/she> notices someone use 'u' instead of 'you' again.
3:You lose it and beat <target> to death with a dictionary while screaming, "TYPE OUT YOUR WORDS!"
4:<player> is beating <target> to death with a dictionary, they must be using 'u' instead of 'you' again.
5:<player> savagely beats you to death with a dictionary for not typing out your words.
6:You scream incoherently as you catch yourself using 'u' instead of 'you' again and end your life.
7:<player> has caught <him/her>self using 'u' instead of 'you' one too many times, and kills <him/her>self.
What the Line Numbers Mean
1: What you see when you give no argument:
ie, You slap nothing!
2: What other people see when you give no argument:
ie, <player> slaps nothing!
3: What you see when you DO give an argument:
ie, You slap Lasher!
4: What others see when you DO give an argument:
ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher!
5: What your target sees:
ie, Whitedragon slaps you!
6: What you see when you use 'self':
ie, You slap yourself silly!
7: What others see when you use 'self':
ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly!