|1:||You scratch your head and say, "uggghh, I should know this."|
|2:||<player> scratches <his/her> head and says, "Ugggggh, I should know this."|
|3:||You take one look at <target> and run away screaming "Uggggggh!"|
|4:||<player> looks at <target> and screams, "Ugggggggghhhhh! in pure terror!|
|5:||<player> covers <his/her> eyes and runs off screaming, "UGGGGGH!", after looking at you.|
|6:||You ugh at yourself in contempt.|
|7:||<player> catches a glimpse of <his/her>elf in a mirror and screams, "UGGGGGGGGH"!|
|1:||Boxers, briefs and panties! Oh my!!|
|2:||<player> asks you whether you wear boxers, briefs or panties. This should be a good book.|
|3:||You slowly trace your finger along the edge of <target>'s underwear. What ARE you thinking?|
|4:||<player> appears to be slowly rubbing <target>'s tummy, but you're not quite sure...|
|5:||Oooo. <player> slips <his/her> fingers under your shirt and begins slowly tracing the edge of your underwear.|
|6:||Geez, the itching...what the heck is this stuff....ow...|
|7:||<player> is fidgeting with <his/her> undergarments again. You think you see the Hanes logo...|
|1:||You create a stupid, unintelligible social.|
|2:||FLEE IN HORROR, FOR <player> HAS CREATED A STUPID, POINTLESS SOCIAL!|
|3:||You accuse <target>'s socials of being unworthy.|
|4:||You notice <player> remarking about how <target>'s socials are pointless and asanine.|
|5:||<player> has accused your socials of being stupid and pointless, and has brought shame down upon you.|
|6:||Your socials are better! Better I say!|
|7:||<player> is ranting about how <his/her> socials are better again. You walk away, leaving <him/her> droning on and on.|
|1:||You twitch violently as you see another one of those illiterate fools use 'u' instead of 'you'.|
|2:||<player> twitches violently as <he/she> notices someone use 'u' instead of 'you' again.|
|3:||You lose it and beat <target> to death with a dictionary while screaming, "TYPE OUT YOUR WORDS!"|
|4:||<player> is beating <target> to death with a dictionary, they must be using 'u' instead of 'you' again.|
|5:||<player> savagely beats you to death with a dictionary for not typing out your words.|
|6:||You scream incoherently as you catch yourself using 'u' instead of 'you' again and end your life.|
|7:||<player> has caught <him/her>self using 'u' instead of 'you' one too many times, and kills <him/her>self.|
|What the Line Numbers Mean
||What you see when you give no argument:
ie, You slap nothing!
||What other people see when you give no argument:
ie, <player> slaps nothing!
||What you see when you DO give an argument:
ie, You slap Lasher!
||What others see when you DO give an argument:
ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher!
||What your target sees:
ie, Whitedragon slaps you!
||What you see when you use 'self':
ie, You slap yourself silly!
||What others see when you use 'self':
ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly!