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| 1: | You hunt down your next victim to fulfill your bloodlust. |
| 2: | <player> makes gross slurping sounds as <he/she> stares hungrily at your neck. |
| 3: | You quench your unbearable bloodlust at <target>'s neck..The sweet, sweet blood! |
| 4: | You watch in mesmerized horror as <player> drains <target> of all <his/her> blood. |
| 5: | Your world spins around and you sink into nothingness, at the mercy of <player>'s dreaded fangs! |
| 6: | And just who do you think you are, a mighty Vampire? |
| 7: | You cower in terror as you realise that <player> is a dreaded Vampire!! |
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| 1: | At long last, you have discovered a way to squander five of your miserable TP! |
| 2: | <player>'s ego reaches critical mass, and <he/she> constructs a vanity social to celebrate! |
| 3: | You watch with sadistic delight as <target> falls to your <player>ing. |
| 4: | You watch in terror as <player> relentlessly <player>s <target>! |
| 5: | Oh, God, NO! NO! You're being <player>ed! Make it stop, make it stop! |
| 6: | You megalomaniac, you! |
| 7: | <player> <player> <player> <player> <player> <player> <player> <player> <player> <player>!!! |
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| 1: | You declare that you are a very disturbed little boy. |
| 2: | <player> declares to the world that <he/she> is a very disturbed little boy! |
| 3: | You declare that <target> is a very disturbed little boy!! |
| 4: | <player> has declared that <target> is a very disturbed little boy. |
| 5: | <player> just pointed and said something at you! Now everyone is laughing! |
| 6: | You decide, that since your are a very disturbed little boy, you may as well act like one! |
| 7: | <player> runs around looking up mobs skirts and humping their legs! |
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| 1: | Nouns, nouns, and more nouns. Just makes you want to verb. |
| 2: | <player> is so adjective, <he/she> just wants to verb! |
| 3: | You verb your noun to <target>. <he/she> verbs adverbly! |
| 4: | <target> adverbly verbs at <player>'s noun. |
| 5: | Verbing <his/her> adjective noun, you can't help but verb at <player>. |
| 6: | You verb and verb until your noun is adjective. |
| 7: | <player> verbs until <his/her> noun is adjective. Now you want to verb too. |
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| 1: | You look around with an evil grin, and begin stealing ballots to stop the constant voting! |
| 2: | <player> sneaks around unnoticed vetoing random people! Run, you may be next! |
| 3: | You steal <target>'s tissue box in an effort to stop them from voting every 5 minutes. |
| 4: | <player> steals the tissue that <target> is using to vote! Oh, the humanity! |
| 5: | <player> has run away with your official Voting Tissue (tm)! How can you keep voting now?!?!?!?!? |
| 6: | You cry horribly, as your hands have become stuck together. No more voting for you tonight! |
| 7: | <player> cries as <he/she> finds <his/her> hands bound together. Must've vetoed <him/her>self again. |
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| 1: | You jump up and smash a block with your head, revealing a strange green mushroom. |
| 2: | You blink as <player> eats a pack of cigarettes, adding 1000 to the countdown timer. |
| 3: | In your clown suit, you bounce a ball at <target>, blasting them into a hundred pieces. |
| 4: | <player> attaches a pump to <target> and inflates <him/her> until <he/she> explodes. |
| 5: | As you stand helpless and beaten, <player> uppercuts your head off in a fatality. |
| 6: | You perform a two-frame victory dance to "fanfare" music upon levelling up. |
| 7: | <player> grabs a glowing sphere, and <his/her> muscles bulge. A voice says 'Power Up!' |
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| 1: | You seem to really miss your village. Maybe they really do need their idiot after all? |
| 2: | <player> feels like a total idiot and starts to head back to <his/her> village. |
| 3: | You really feel <target>'s village is missing their idiot and suggest that <he/she> go back. |
| 4: | <player> has just received a call from <target>'s village. They really want <him/her> back as they're missing their idiot. |
| 5: | <player> thinks you're the missing village idiot. |
| 6: | Your village just called you, you need to return! |
| 7: | <player> just received a call from <his/her> village. They want their idiot back. <he/she> starts packing. |
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| 1: | You look around for virgins, but find none. |
| 2: | <player> looks around for virgins, but has found none. |
| 3: | You kill <target>, for your virgin sacrifice. |
| 4: | <player> just killed <target>, for a virgin sacrifice. |
| 5: | <player> just killed you!! You are a victim of virgin sacrifice! |
| 6: | WELL DON'T TELL EVERYONE!! |
| 7: | <target> is a VIRGIN! Hide <him/her> from Xunti quick! |
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| 1: | Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person. |
| 2: | <player> looks hostile for a moment. |
| 3: | You stare daggers at <target>, jabbing pins into <his/her> effigy. |
| 4: | <player> glares balefully at <target> while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll. |
| 5: | <player> laughs as your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull! |
| 6: | You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony! |
| 7: | <player> jabs a pin into <his/her> own voodoo doll, and almost collapses! |
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| 1: | You take out the Book of Vorpal and begin to preach. |
| 2: | <player> starts railing against drinking, debauchery, and vorpal in wars. |
| 3: | Great, you just decapitated <target>. Now <he/she>'s going to cry about it. |
| 4: | <player> and <target>, sittin' in a tree, v-o-r-pal-i-n-g! |
| 5: | <player> just lopped off your head! That's like, so unfair! |
| 6: | You chop off your own head. Are you going to let yourself get away with that? |
| 7: | <player> vorpals <him/her>self, then retaliates by deleting. |
| What the Line Numbers Mean |
| 1: |
What you see when you give no argument: ie, You slap nothing! |
| 2: |
What other people see when you give no argument: ie, <player> slaps nothing! |
| 3: |
What you see when you DO give an argument: ie, You slap Lasher! |
| 4: |
What others see when you DO give an argument: ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher! |
| 5: |
What your target sees: ie, Whitedragon slaps you! |
| 6: |
What you see when you use 'self': ie, You slap yourself silly! |
| 7: |
What others see when you use 'self': ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly! |