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IWuvAard: Display Socials

19 applicable socials found.

vacuum - by Unknown
1:This is fun!
2:<player> vacuums.
3:No point in trying to beat sense into <target>.
4:Heh, <target> is vacuuming again. Poor <player>.
5:Hard at work vacuuming, you hardly notice that <player> seems pissed.
6:Don't you think it's time to move on to bigger and better mobs?
7:Unfortunately, <player> is unenlightened.
valkur - by Unknown
1:You take Valkur's position as head of the demon horde!
2:<player> has taken the position of Lord of the Demon Horde! Aiieee!
3:You throw <target> in the dungeons of Castle <player>-Shamir.
4:<player> throws <target> in <his/her> dungeons! Flee!
5:<player> has just thrown you in the dungeons of Castle <player>-Shamir!!
6:You release your Demon Horde out onto an un-suspecting population of Aardwolf!
7:<player> has released <his/her> Demon Hordes out to ravage the land!!
vampire - by Unknown
1:You hunt down your next victim to fulfill your bloodlust.
2:<player> makes gross slurping sounds as <he/she> stares hungrily at your neck.
3:You quench your unbearable bloodlust at <target>'s neck..The sweet, sweet blood!
4:You watch in mesmerized horror as <player> drains <target> of all <his/her> blood.
5:Your world spins around and you sink into nothingness, at the mercy of <player>'s dreaded fangs!
6:And just who do you think you are, a mighty Vampire?
7:You cower in terror as you realise that <player> is a dreaded Vampire!!
vanirdance - by Unknown
1:You do the ceremonial -}VANIR LLAMA DANCE{-!
2:<player> does the ceremonial -}VANIR LLAMA DANCE{-!
3:You invite <target> to join in the ceremonial -}VANIR LLAMA DANCE{-.
4:<player> invites <target> to join in the ceremonial -}VANIR LLAMA DANCE{-.
5:<player> invites you to join in the ceremonial -}VANIR LLAMA DANCE{-.
6:You dance the -}VANIR LLAMA DANCE{- with yourself.
7:<player> dances the )VANIR LLAMA DANCE( on <his/her> own, how tragic!
vanity - by Unknown
1:At long last, you have discovered a way to squander five of your miserable TP!
2:<player>'s ego reaches critical mass, and <he/she> constructs a vanity social to celebrate!
3:You watch with sadistic delight as <target> falls to your <player>ing.
4:You watch in terror as <player> relentlessly <player>s <target>!
5:Oh, God, NO! NO! You're being <player>ed! Make it stop, make it stop!
6:You megalomaniac, you!
7:<player> <player> <player> <player> <player> <player> <player> <player> <player> <player>!!!
vbeer - by Unknown
1:You open a case of Victoria Bitter. (VB)
2:<player> opens a case Victoria Bitter (VB). You hope you get some.
3:You get <target> drunk with some Victoria Bitter (VB)
4:<target> is drunk from <player>'s ice cold (VB)
5:<player> Hands you an ice cold Victoria Bitter (VB)
6:You get yourself drunk with some ice cold Victoria Bitter (VB)
7:<player> hands out the Victoria Bitter (VB) to everyone and says " Lets all get drunk!"
vdlb - by Unknown
1:You declare that you are a very disturbed little boy.
2:<player> declares to the world that <he/she> is a very disturbed little boy!
3:You declare that <target> is a very disturbed little boy!!
4:<player> has declared that <target> is a very disturbed little boy.
5:<player> just pointed and said something at you! Now everyone is laughing!
6:You decide, that since your are a very disturbed little boy, you may as well act like one!
7:<player> runs around looking up mobs skirts and humping their legs!
verb - by Tymme
1:Nouns, nouns, and more nouns. Just makes you want to verb.
2:<player> is so adjective, <he/she> just wants to verb!
3:You verb your noun to <target>. <he/she> verbs adverbly!
4:<target> adverbly verbs at <player>'s noun.
5:Verbing <his/her> adjective noun, you can't help but verb at <player>.
6:You verb and verb until your noun is adjective.
7:<player> verbs until <his/her> noun is adjective. Now you want to verb too.
veto - by Unknown
1:You look around with an evil grin, and begin stealing ballots to stop the constant voting!
2:<player> sneaks around unnoticed vetoing random people! Run, you may be next!
3:You steal <target>'s tissue box in an effort to stop them from voting every 5 minutes.
4:<player> steals the tissue that <target> is using to vote! Oh, the humanity!
5:<player> has run away with your official Voting Tissue (tm)! How can you keep voting now?!?!?!?!?
6:You cry horribly, as your hands have become stuck together. No more voting for you tonight!
7:<player> cries as <he/she> finds <his/her> hands bound together. Must've vetoed <him/her>self again.
vgame - by Unknown
1:You jump up and smash a block with your head, revealing a strange green mushroom.
2:You blink as <player> eats a pack of cigarettes, adding 1000 to the countdown timer.
3:In your clown suit, you bounce a ball at <target>, blasting them into a hundred pieces.
4:<player> attaches a pump to <target> and inflates <him/her> until <he/she> explodes.
5:As you stand helpless and beaten, <player> uppercuts your head off in a fatality.
6:You perform a two-frame victory dance to "fanfare" music upon levelling up.
7:<player> grabs a glowing sphere, and <his/her> muscles bulge. A voice says 'Power Up!'
victorypose - by Unknown
1:You strike a victory pose with the group! "Shouri no pouzu.... kime!"
2:<player> strikes a victory pose with <his/her> group! "Shouri no pouzu... kime!"
3:You strike a victory pose with <target> and shout "Shouri no pouzu... kime!"
4:<player> strikes a victory pose with <target> and shouts "Shouri no pouzu... kime!"
5:<player> strikes a victory pose with you and shouts "Shouri no pouzu... kime!"
6:You strike a victory pose by yourself and shout "Shouri no pouzu... kime!"
7:<player> strikes a victory pose by <him/her>self and shouts "Shouri no pouzu... kime!"
view - by Unknown
1:You sit back and watch the world go by.
2:<player> kicks back and enjoys the view.
village - by Unknown
1:You seem to really miss your village. Maybe they really do need their idiot after all?
2:<player> feels like a total idiot and starts to head back to <his/her> village.
3:You really feel <target>'s village is missing their idiot and suggest that <he/she> go back.
4:<player> has just received a call from <target>'s village. They really want <him/her> back as they're missing their idiot.
5:<player> thinks you're the missing village idiot.
6:Your village just called you, you need to return!
7:<player> just received a call from <his/her> village. They want their idiot back. <he/she> starts packing.
violin - by Unknown
1:You play the world's smallest violin.
2:<player> plays the world's smallest violin.
3:You play the world's smallest violin for <target>.
4:<player> plays the world's smallest violin for <target>.
5:<player> plays the world's smallest violin for you.
6:You play the world's smallest violin for yourself, how sad.
7:<player> plays the world's smallest violin for <him/her>self, how sad.
vir - by Unknown
1:You take care of the matter.
2:<player> is being efficient again. :(
3:You finally get your wish.
4:<player> looks up into the lifeless eyes of <target> and does a funny little wave.
5:<player> gazes up into your eyes and does a funny little wave.
6:You go back to your quarters for the sword.
7:<player> will obviously not stand for uppity shopkeepers.
virgin - by Unknown
1:You look around for virgins, but find none.
2:<player> looks around for virgins, but has found none.
3:You kill <target>, for your virgin sacrifice.
4:<player> just killed <target>, for a virgin sacrifice.
5:<player> just killed you!! You are a victim of virgin sacrifice!
6:WELL DON'T TELL EVERYONE!!
7:<target> is a VIRGIN! Hide <him/her> from Xunti quick!
voodoo - by Unknown
1:Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.
2:<player> looks hostile for a moment.
3:You stare daggers at <target>, jabbing pins into <his/her> effigy.
4:<player> glares balefully at <target> while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.
5:<player> laughs as your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!
6:You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony!
7:<player> jabs a pin into <his/her> own voodoo doll, and almost collapses!
vorpal - by Unknown
1:You take out the Book of Vorpal and begin to preach.
2:<player> starts railing against drinking, debauchery, and vorpal in wars.
3:Great, you just decapitated <target>. Now <he/she>'s going to cry about it.
4:<player> and <target>, sittin' in a tree, v-o-r-pal-i-n-g!
5:<player> just lopped off your head! That's like, so unfair!
6:You chop off your own head. Are you going to let yourself get away with that?
7:<player> vorpals <him/her>self, then retaliates by deleting.
vwave - by Shen
1:You find a 'v' and wave.
2:<player> finds a 'v' and waves.
3:You find the 'v' and wave at <target>.
4:<player> finds the 'v' and waves at <target>.
5:<player> finds the 'v' and waves at you.
6:Oh look! Someone's lost 'v'!
7:<player> finds yet another lost 'v'. Silly wabers.
What the Line Numbers Mean
1: What you see when you give no argument:
ie, You slap nothing!
2: What other people see when you give no argument:
ie, <player> slaps nothing!
3: What you see when you DO give an argument:
ie, You slap Lasher!
4: What others see when you DO give an argument:
ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher!
5: What your target sees:
ie, Whitedragon slaps you!
6: What you see when you use 'self':
ie, You slap yourself silly!
7: What others see when you use 'self':
ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly!