|1:||The truth is out there, and you will find it.|
|2:||<player> dons a trenchcoat and runs about chasing aliens.|
|3:||As you suspected, <target> has been masterminding a massive government conspiracy.|
|4:||<player> accuses <target> of covering up a conspiracy!|
|5:||You light a cigarette as <player> accuses you of conspiracy.|
|6:||Putting aliens aside, you munch some sunflower seeds and watch porn.|
|7:||Putting worries aside, <player> settles down with some sunflower seeds to watch porn.|
|1:||You, Ce Quetza<player>xolotl, head towards the xunti clan hall because you have no friends.|
|2:||Chimamatl <player> Teoyaomqui just joined Xunti. Wonder who <he/she> was before..|
|3:||Under the alias Mixchim<player>ahuitzotl, you head towards <target> under the impression that <he/she> is a virgin.|
|4:||With a manic gleam in <his/her> eye, Tyaxonapoliquame<player>Xochi heads towards poor, virgin <target>..|
|5:||Are you a virgin? If so, better run- Xocotl Ciucoatl<player>Itzli is after you!!|
|6:||You taquimizoatl towards the xomepequa with a Teomazipi, or you would, except for the Xalquiatl. :P|
|7:||Tonatiuhaquatl Ciuactoa<player>atl tries to quazalmote, but <his/her> nahualli is itzli. :(|
|1:||You look around and try to find an attractive target to stare down.|
|2:||<player> looks around and tries to find an attractive target to stare down.|
|3:||You stare at <target> intently, lick your lips, and notify <him/her> you have x-ray vision.|
|4:||<player> stares at <target> intently, licks <his/her> lips, and notifies <target> that <he/she> has x-ray vision.|
|5:||<player> stares at you intently, licks <his/her> lips, and notifies you that <he/she> has x-ray vision.|
|6:||If you want to see yourself naked, just take off your clothes.|
|7:||<player> is trying to see <him/her>self naked... how dirty.|
|What the Line Numbers Mean
||What you see when you give no argument:
ie, You slap nothing!
||What other people see when you give no argument:
ie, <player> slaps nothing!
||What you see when you DO give an argument:
ie, You slap Lasher!
||What others see when you DO give an argument:
ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher!
||What your target sees:
ie, Whitedragon slaps you!
||What you see when you use 'self':
ie, You slap yourself silly!
||What others see when you use 'self':
ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly!