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IWuvAard: Display Socials

7 applicable socials found.

zam - by Unknown
1:Maybe another beer will make you feel better? ...it's definitely worth a try.
2:People are dead inside. Greed is everything. Love is a joke. <player> sighs.
3:Mmmluvly beer yer me best friend. ACK?! No more beer? Hey <target>...
4:Hehehe. The drunk <player> is buggering irritated-looking <target> for coins.
5:Oh great. Sloshed <player> is bumming money from you for beer again!
6:You relax, close your eyes and wish it was summer. (you feel so warm inside)
7:Uhhh? Intoxicated and depressed <player> is lying face down in the snow.
zbagel - by Unknown
1:Skippy! You request a round boiled bread covered with polyunsaturated creamy spreading stuff!
2:Gadzooks! <player> has in <his/her> hand cream cheese with a soft bagel filling!
3:You drool as <target> prepares a New York with Wisconsin.
4:<player> seems to hunger for the bagel <target> is eating.
5:<player> drools as you melt cheddar over your poppy seed bagel.
6:You dream of being locked in Lender's bakery.
7:<player> looks dazed and mumbles 41 varieties of boiled bagels.
zbear - by Unknown
1:You pshure are cyute, hulking and yerking jusht yike Bear-de-bear.
2:<player> guvuhvinsh, huyking and yewking jusht yike Bear-de-bear. Ishn't <he/she> cyute?
3:You hulk and yerk menachingvy at <target>.
4:<player> hulks and yerks at <target>. Yerking certainly looks cute, whatever it is.
5:<player> is hulking and yerking at you. You still don't know what yerking is, though.
6:You have now completely mastered wrinkling and folding!
7:<player> wrinkles and folds at ebry motion.
zerbert - by Unknown
1:Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY.
2:Watch out! <player> has gotta zerbert SOMEBODY!
3:You lift <target>'s shirt and blow loudly into <his/her> navel!
4:<player> lifts <target>'s shirt and blows loudly into <his/her> navel!
5:Yeek! <player> lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!
6:Careful, people are staring...
7:<player> looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into <his/her> own navel!
zero - by Unknown
1:Don't be a Zero, be a Hero!
2:Is <player> a Zero or a Hero? You decide!
3:You tell <target> to be a Hero, not a Zero!
4:You overhear <player> telling <target> to be a Hero, not a Zero.
5:<player> tells you to be a Hero, not a Zero!
6:Don't get so down, You're not really a Zero!
7:<player> looks really down, tell <him/her> that <he/she> is a Hero!
zerowing - by Unknown
1:You know what you doing.
2:All your base are belong to <player>.
3:Move 'zig'. For great justice.
4:<player> set up <target> the bomb.
5:<player>: Ha ha ha ha ....
6:We get signal. Main screen turn on.
7:<player> take off every 'zig'!
zit - by Unknown
1:So is THAT why you always prefer mudding on Saturday nights?
2:Uh-oh... Looks like <player> is out of Stridex pads again!
3:WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?! Do you want to get hepatitis or something??
4:<player> catches <target> by surprise and <he/she>... makes you sorry you watched.
5:<player> unbuckles your trousers and pops that huge zit on your arse! Yeach!
6:Isn't that bad for your complexion? Oh well, time to wash the mirror.
7:<player> brings <his/her> index fingers up to that red dot on <his/her> forehead! Nooooo!
What the Line Numbers Mean
1: What you see when you give no argument:
ie, You slap nothing!
2: What other people see when you give no argument:
ie, <player> slaps nothing!
3: What you see when you DO give an argument:
ie, You slap Lasher!
4: What others see when you DO give an argument:
ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher!
5: What your target sees:
ie, Whitedragon slaps you!
6: What you see when you use 'self':
ie, You slap yourself silly!
7: What others see when you use 'self':
ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly!