|1:||Maybe another beer will make you feel better? ...it's definitely worth a try.|
|2:||People are dead inside. Greed is everything. Love is a joke. <player> sighs.|
|3:||Mmmluvly beer yer me best friend. ACK?! No more beer? Hey <target>...|
|4:||Hehehe. The drunk <player> is buggering irritated-looking <target> for coins.|
|5:||Oh great. Sloshed <player> is bumming money from you for beer again!|
|6:||You relax, close your eyes and wish it was summer. (you feel so warm inside)|
|7:||Uhhh? Intoxicated and depressed <player> is lying face down in the snow.|
|1:||You pshure are cyute, hulking and yerking jusht yike Bear-de-bear.|
|2:||<player> guvuhvinsh, huyking and yewking jusht yike Bear-de-bear. Ishn't <he/she> cyute?|
|3:||You hulk and yerk menachingvy at <target>.|
|4:||<player> hulks and yerks at <target>. Yerking certainly looks cute, whatever it is.|
|5:||<player> is hulking and yerking at you. You still don't know what yerking is, though.|
|6:||You have now completely mastered wrinkling and folding!|
|7:||<player> wrinkles and folds at ebry motion.|
|1:||Don't be a Zero, be a Hero!|
|2:||Is <player> a Zero or a Hero? You decide!|
|3:||You tell <target> to be a Hero, not a Zero!|
|4:||You overhear <player> telling <target> to be a Hero, not a Zero.|
|5:||<player> tells you to be a Hero, not a Zero!|
|6:||Don't get so down, You're not really a Zero!|
|7:||<player> looks really down, tell <him/her> that <he/she> is a Hero!|
|1:||So is THAT why you always prefer mudding on Saturday nights?|
|2:||Uh-oh... Looks like <player> is out of Stridex pads again!|
|3:||WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?! Do you want to get hepatitis or something??|
|4:||<player> catches <target> by surprise and <he/she>... makes you sorry you watched.|
|5:||<player> unbuckles your trousers and pops that huge zit on your arse! Yeach!|
|6:||Isn't that bad for your complexion? Oh well, time to wash the mirror.|
|7:||<player> brings <his/her> index fingers up to that red dot on <his/her> forehead! Nooooo!|
|What the Line Numbers Mean
||What you see when you give no argument:
ie, You slap nothing!
||What other people see when you give no argument:
ie, <player> slaps nothing!
||What you see when you DO give an argument:
ie, You slap Lasher!
||What others see when you DO give an argument:
ie, Whitedragon slaps Lasher!
||What your target sees:
ie, Whitedragon slaps you!
||What you see when you use 'self':
ie, You slap yourself silly!
||What others see when you use 'self':
ie, Whitedragon slaps himself silly!