|
| 1: | You practice the Five Point Exploding Pants Technique on yourself & make a terrible mess. |
| 2: | You live in fear of <player>'s Five Point Exploding Pants Technique. |
| 3: | You shudder as you blow a wad of hot goo in <target>'s face. |
| 4: | You gasp as you see <player> practice the Five Point Exploding Pants Technique, <target> wears the results on <his/her> face. |
| 5: | You are sprayed with hot goo as <player> finishes the Five Point Exploding Pants Technique |
| 6: | You look around for someone to practice the Five Point Exploding Pants Technique on. |
| 7: | Whip out a raincoat <player>'s got explosive goo in <his/her> pants. |
|
| 1: | You spread your knees and unzip, in gracious invitation. |
| 2: | <player> spreads <his/her> knees and unzips <his/her> pants, gesturing to a spot beneath <his/her> desk. |
| 3: | You drop to your knees and swallow <target>'s cock, sucking for all you're worth. |
| 4: | <player> drops to <his/her> knees and swallows <target>'s cock, sucking enthusiastically. And just think, you're watching for free! |
| 5: | <player> drops to <his/her> knees under your desk and swallows your cock, sucking enthusiastically. Wooooooooooooooooooohoo! |
| 6: | You twist and contort and reach with your lips... Made it! Ahhh, you are your own best friend! |
| 7: | <player> twists and contorts and gives <him/her>self a fantastic blowjob! You're jealous. |
|
| 1: | You womble around happily, like a fluffy, cuddly womble. |
| 2: | <player> wombles around, like a fluffy, cuddly womble. |
| 3: | You womble around <target> with a hey nonny nonny. |
| 4: | <player> wombles around <target> happily! |
| 5: | <player> wombles around you! Aww, so cuddly! |
| 6: | You try to womble around yourself... wait, how does that work? |
| 7: | <player> falls over spectacularly, trying to womble around <him/her>self. |
|
| 1: | "Mine, mine, mine," you purr as you hug your pet. |
| 2: | <player> claims <his/her> pet in front of everyone. |
| 3: | You pounce on <target>, covering <his/her> face in kisses. |
| 4: | Blushing adorably, <target> tries to fend off <player>'s enthusiastic greeting. |
| 5: | You can feel your cheeks warming as <player> insists on continuing with <his/her> torrent of kisses. |
| 6: | An evil glint in your eye, you think up cruel and unusual punishments. |
| 7: | <player> wonders how to torment <his/her> pet. |
|
| 1: | You look for someone to stifle. |
| 2: | <player> looks around for someone to stifle... could it be you? |
| 3: | <player> looks right at <target> and yells "Stifle"!!! |
| 4: | <player> looks right at <target> and yells "Stifle"!!! <target> is shocked! |
| 5: | <player> looks at you and yells "Stifle"!!! Are you being a Dingbat?? |
| 6: | Yeah, how about you do that, Dingbat. |
| 7: | <player> is being a Dingbat, and trying to stifle <him/her>self! |
|
| 1: | You break out the stapler and prepare to give to first aid. |
| 2: | <player> wields Stapler of Aardwolf. |
| 3: | Nothing says "good time" so much as staples, whiskey and <target>. |
| 4: | <player> suddenly staples <target> to a nearby desk with blinding speed and drunken accuracy. Blood and staples fly. |
| 5: | Suddenly, <player> collars you and staples you to your desk. Blood and staples never felt so ...bad. |
| 6: | Out of nowhere, an urge to staple has reached you. |
| 7: | <player> suddenly staples <his/her> own eyebrows! |
|
| 1: | You had a sammich in your head! ^_^ |
| 2: | <player> smiles happily and says, "I had a sammich in my head." |
| 3: | You launch your weapons at <target>, knocking <him/her> through the wall! |
| 4: | <player> says, "SAMMICH!" and a sammich flies from <his/her> head at <target>! |
| 5: | A sammich just flew out of <player>'s head and knocked you through the wall! |
| 6: | Hi, floor! Make me a sammich! |
| 7: | <player> trips, falls on the ground and says, "Hi floor! Make me a sammich!" |
|
| 1: | You morph into the form of Eukanuba, Wielder of the Sacred Banana! |
| 2: | <player> has mutated into the form of Eukanuba to pull out their Sacred Banana! |
| 3: | <target> can't resist the power of the Sacred Banana! Oh yeah!!! Do it again! |
| 4: | <player> smacks <target> rapidly with the Sacred Banana! Oh No! Wait! They like it Rough! |
| 5: | <player> unleashes the mighty Sacred Banana! Your Resistance Fails! It's too Soothing! OOoooOoo0o. |
| 6: | OMG!! Wtf is wrong with you?! You're going to end up in a hospital! |
| 7: | <player> unleashes the mighty Sacred Banana on <him/her>self! Just shield yourself and call an Ambulance! |