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| 1: | You have an unshakeable feeling that something's stuck to one of your ass-hairs. |
| 2: | Why is <player> shaking <his/her> ass around like that... and what's that stuck to <his/her> ass-hair??? |
| 3: | You tell <target>, 'The best part of you is still a cumbubble on one of your mom's ass-hairs.' |
| 4: | <player> tells <target>, 'The best part of you is still a cumbubble on one of your mom's ass-hairs.' |
| 5: | <player> tells you, 'The best part of you is still a cumbubble on one of your mom's ass-hairs.' |
| 6: | Maybe you could invest in a self-improvement course or two??? |
| 7: | <player> seems to think that <his/her> best traits are still a cumbubble one of <his/her> mom's ass-hairs... You can't help but agree. |
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| 1: | You snap on your latex gloves, ready to search some cavities. |
| 2: | <player> snaps on a pair of latex gloves and heads for you....RUN!!! |
| 3: | You briskly begin searching <target>'s body cavities...with no KY. |
| 4: | <player> is busily searching <target>'s cavities...and <he/she>'s up almost to the elbow! Pray you're not next... |
| 5: | <player> is searching your body cavities! What's <he/she> using, a baseball bat? |
| 6: | You begin exploring your own body cavities with your nightstick.... |
| 7: | <player> is doing things with <his/her> nightstick that no normal person should have to witness... |
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| 1: | You sing, "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!" |
| 2: | <player> sings, "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!" |
| 3: | You sing the Crazy Frog song to <target> - "Bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!" |
| 4: | <player> sings the Crazy Frog song to <target> - "Bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!" |
| 5: | <player> sings to you - "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!" |
| 6: | You sing, "Bing bing bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!" |
| 7: | <player> is singing the Crazy Frog song..."Bing bing bing bing bam Crazy Frog!" |
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| 1: | All right! Your new Exercise video has arrived! |
| 2: | <player> bounces past you, happily clinging to a mail-order package. |
| 3: | After a few weeks of training, you try to get <target> to be your exercise partner. |
| 4: | <target> just stares as <player> starts to work out in front of <him/her>. |
| 5: | Your jaw drops as <player> undresses and starts doing cock pushups right in front of you. |
| 6: | Time for another cock pushup exercise! |
| 7: | What the...? You stare in awe as <player> seems to be doing pushups without <his/her> hands.. |
| cpoint - by Domen, Dashiell |
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| 1: | You point at every crotch. |
| 2: | <player> points excitedly at someone's crotch! |
| 3: | You point at <target>'s crotch. |
| 4: | <player> points excitedly at <target>'s crotch! |
| 5: | <player> points at your crotch. How rude! |
| 6: | You point at yourself, obviously very confused. |
| 7: | <player> points at <his/her> crotch, obviously very confused. |
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| 1: | You've got a fever! And the only prescription is.. MORE COWBELL! |
| 2: | Guess what? <player>'s got a fever! And the only prescription is.. MORE COWBELL! |
| 3: | You tell <target> to REALLY explore the studio space this time. |
| 4: | <player> Dickinson tells <target> Frenkle 'Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really.. explore the space!' |
| 5: | <player> Dickinson tells you 'Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really.. explore the space!' |
| 6: | Everyone is standing around staring at you! The cock of the walk, baby! |
| 7: | You're standing here, staring at <player> Dickinson! The cock of the walk, baby! |